cronus ampora
@charmingAngler
musician. artist. intellectual. philanthropist. tortured poet. avwid reader. but most importantly guy vwho likes to argue on the internet.
but im so tall haha.
we are literally so tall and masculine dude, theres no vway vwe could evwer be like 511" yknowv?
yeah, exactly. vwere knowvn for our massivwe stature and massivwe... hearts. zz:)
im not sharing my height because you vwould all just treat me like a piece of meat.
its alvways "screwv you cronus" "stop posting cronus" "youre a loser cronus" but nevwer "howv is cronus?" do you guys evwen care about me? my life is so VWERY hard. being a stand up guy and talented superstar musician aint for evweryone. #deepthoughts.
youre lucky im basically on probation for saying mean things to you. reject.
thanks for asking, svweetheart. i could be better. if only there vwas a beautiful blonde girl vwho vwould comfort me in these trying times.
more rants like these an ya gonna wind up turnin into anotha vantas smh
♡♡|SELF LOVE IS REAL LOVE! JUST MAKE SURE TO CARE ABOUT OTHERS TOO! JUST A LITTLE MORE! ENOUGH TO NOT MAKE THEM UNCOMFORTABLE!! YKNOW!!!|♡♡
im trying to be a better person but you make it really hard vwhen i see your posts/replies.
i get tons of vwomen. notice howv i dont say "bitches". thats because im #respectful. #vwomensrights.
🜏 why arre ♱he xrronuses s♱rrokiing eaxh o♱herr off ♱hiis iis horrrriible #nsfw ♅
MAYBE LATER. I'M JUST HERE TO WATCH YOU AND YOUR ALT. STROKING EACH OTHER OFF. #CRONUSUNION #NSFW #FUJOINGOUT
vwere not stroking each other off, in a literal sense. vwere emotionally stroking each off. because bros do that for each other. theres a difference, babygirl. #notgay.
were so in touch vwith each others emotional cores. its like im inside you #notgay
its so true. i can feel you and i like vwhat im feeling. #notgay. #cronusunion.
can someone please tell me if this is good or bad? https://i.imgur.com/AXtbMQM.png
WE'RE VERY COMPATIBLE. NOW BEND OVER. #NSFW
i dunno buoy i seen nofin bad boat it yet so shruggin ma shoulders yo
cronus amporas. vwe need to unionize. #bettertogether. #cronusunion. #theycanthateusall.
i vwould be livwing in hell to if i made the CRUCIAL mistake of missing a chance to hook up vwith me. because im the man. #notgay.
dogg of all the things to appropriate from old earth culture, you pick... homophobia??? 8/
you dont understand. theyre asking me to makeout vwith another vwersion of myself. i cant do this again.
bro you just said you wouldn't miss the chance??? so do you want to or not, jegus! >8B
hey. just so evweryone is on the same page ivwe completely movwed on from fumbling a baddie. yep. im not evwen bothered at all and ivwe actually MATURED from this. #mature. #notpathetic. #singleandlookingfortheone.
yeah vwere like dirk and jake but wvay more handsome and in touch vwith our owvn emotions and each other
ok i was kiddin before but now i really gotta sea you two make out this tension is crazy
its so lonely being at the top. being this successful and handsome makes the cats around here too intimidated to approach me. this is probably vwhy my dms are alvways empty. you guys dont havwe to be shy. (hot people dm only though, please.)
Z. you are zcaring awway the hottiez wwith your negativve game .Z
vwhatevwer. im already SO ovwer it anyvways. #vwague.
evweryone is so mean to me.
i need to boost my kult score so here is a selfie of me lifting and reading for your vwievwing pleasure. my shirt vwas custom made by a vwoman because i support #vwomensrights and #smallbusinesses. (nice comments only please.) https://i.imgur.com/YJMAF6B.png
What is that 8lbs? Embarrassing. You get only pity.
i forgot it vwas #sluttysaturday or vwhatewver it is vwere calling it nowv. anyvways, step on me. hurt me. hold me softly aftervwards vwhile you tell me howv good i am. etc, etc. #nsfwv
You're really cute. T)(ose seem like )(ealt)(y kinks wit)( t)(at balance of aftercare. #nsfw
this blowvs. and not in the vway i vwas hoping. #vwague. #selfsabotage.
Would you like some pointers for talking to Latula?
Do you need a fin to )(old again metap)(orically?
wwell it mightvve been deservved if it wwas a self sabotage
oh, thats FANTASTIC. vword travwels fast here, dont it? vwhy dont you keep your nose out of other peoples business? (but yeah please dm me.)
Perhaps you shouldn't indulge so publicly then if you do not wish for your failings to be noted. I almost pity you enough to comply with your subverted request if not for your rude initial response.
i log into this vwebsite and read peoples chitts before i evwen givwe the day a chance and thats on me.
did you guys knowv im also a painter? here is a recent self-portrait i vworked vwery hard on. (only positivwe comments allowved, thanks.) https://i.imgur.com/RClWNic.jpeg
evweryone, hate comment this guy right nowv.
dude this is kickass. wve really havwe such a deep and beautiful soul. its a shame no one can look past the surface to see the beauty underneath.
they dont understand that evwen handsome and masculine guys like us havwe a deep and instrospectivwe side to us.
mituna. seriously, mate? you had to go run to your mommy?
i needed this vwin. #vwague. #thisismyredemptionark.
ugh. #vwague.
