Luxora Hathor
@chthonianAbsolution
Physical media collector - They/Them
breathed today. #lifeupdates
F♡rever bea+ing +he fail girl accusa+i♡ns
need to rewatch troLL jennifer's body again at some point. weird eviL women save me. save me weird eviL women...
Have y♡u seen P♡ssessi♡n? I+'s a human flick bu+ i+'s g♡+ ♡ne ♡f +he bes+ evil weird w♡men ever
havent heard of it... guess i better check it out though Lmao i need my fix.
IF PEOPLE WOULD FUCKING NOT TALK TO THEIR GRUBS LIKE THEY'RE PETS WITH THAT SQUEAKY PET VOICE, THERE WOULD BE LESS PEOPLE WHO TALK LIKE FUCKING IDIOTS. WHY THE HELL ARE YOU SLURRING YOUR WORDS LIKE YOU'RE DRUNK TOWARDS A TINY HUMAN? TALK LIKE A PERSON.
+heir brain d♡esn'+ devel♡p speech as quickly when +hey d♡ +his i+'s als♡ S♡ EMBARRASSING +♡ see s♡me♡ne g♡♡g♡♡ gaga a+ a grub
if one more person mentions hamsters in my dms i'm gonna seriously crash the fuck out i dont get beat up for nothing
what do you guys think of my new rap ... im not posting the lyrics online i dont want anyone to steal it. but what do you think.
kind of thought you said hamsters not haters and accepted it for a sec. thanks #fuckai
#my<hest #nsfw https://st2.depositphotos.<om/1686467/7650/i/950/depositphotos_76501991-sto<k-photo-empty-old-wooden-<hest.jpg
*~We g0tta bring back lava lamps btw~*
I g♡+ ♡ne as a gif+ (black fluid wi+h green wax wi+h aliens ♡n +he base) and i+'s ♡ne ♡f my m♡s+ cherished p♡ssessi♡ns
Has any♡ne had any luck wi+h human hair dye/bleach? I+'s s♡ unfair +hey have like 5000 c♡l♡rs ♡f hair and ye+ s+ill dye +heirs whereas we all have (m♡s+ly) black hair. H♡w une+hical is i+ +♡ shave a humans head while +hey sleep and make a wig fr♡m i+? ASKING F♡R A FRIEND.
>+. I REGULARLY GO BLEACH BLOND SO. SKILL ISSUE? .+<
Wa+ching ♡ld human +elevisi♡n has me +hirs+ing ♡ver a l♡ng dead middle aged human m♡b b♡ss.... S♡me♡ne s+ab me wi+h my ♡wn h♡rns
Don"t get me started on those dreamboat siingers from what the humans call the "50s and 60s". They are absollutelly the CUTEST!! Especiially the Neiill Sedaka and Paull Anka fellows... https://fiille.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiiEQ5/Other/Lottiie%20Fondlly%20Regard%2020th%20Century%20Siingers.png
PAUL ANKA MY BEL♡VED XD I believe he is fea+ured in MS+3K's epis♡de called "Girls +♡wn." Cr♡♡ning = bi+ches be sw♡♡ning
OMG!! Someone shares my llove of Paull!! You don"t know how much lliife thiis briings to a jade"s blloodpusher. A biird gaiins theiir wiings every tiime someone crushes wiith Paull. =:D
♡mg yes i+'s called having g♡♡d +as+e s♡me f♡lks are ha+ched wi+h i+ like us :p als♡ I believe +here's a Neil sedaka s♡ng in an♡+her mys+ery science +hea+er 3000 epis♡de called "S+ing ♡f dea+h" L♡L +hey g♡+ y♡ur men ♡n l♡ckd♡wn
i ws gonna try 2 actually do workkkkkk 2day but i found a video called bug music
I heard we're all crashing +he p♡♡l par+y and d♡ing 23000 cann♡nballs and ge++ing was+ed? Big if +rue
Can you crash something that's open invitation?
Is this going to be your first time attending one of these events? Historically, people have died. Just two days ago someone was bodily thrown at someone else. You'll have to make a big show of it.
If s♡me♡ne d♡esn'+ die i+'s n♡+ a par+y! I'll ac+ually need v♡lun+eers +♡ +hr♡w me sideways a+ a bunch ♡f pe♡ple
Ge++ing randy while ♡n y♡ur hea+ cycle is n♡ excuse f♡r ac+ing like a slug crea+ure <- advice I sh♡uld f♡ll♡w bu+ w♡n'+ heed #nsfw