♠ hated by @chthonianAbsolution
⬭ fuck im such a fat fucking chud ⬭
(I need a girl to fucking kidnap me and do unspeakable things to my body #nsfw #violence)<
Here is your rare #nsfw post from me. I detest paperwork. From the moment I was cloned, I have detested this work. Important record keeping that is, nonetheless, inane and soul crushing. The fact I am the only person to manage it properly is one of the greatest injustices of my life. As I deal with it, right now, I think somebody's mouth would make this whole process more bearable.
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√(It wasn't.)²
i want to get the type of fucked up tonight that makes me start to see clown scripture play out in front of my bulbs until they start spinning like a damn slot machine like a casual amount of fucked up ig lmfao #substance
#2ub2tance #gIIf http2://medIIa.tenor.com/-vnDUK6Zad0AAAAM/vodka-trago.gIIf
†) #DASHWA7CHING ISNAE MUCH DIFFEREN7 7HAN DEERS7ALKING. (†
†) JUIS7 LE7 A PRE77Y WEE RABBI7 LOOSE ON 7H' ES7A7E. NOW, 7H' QUAIS7EN IS, CLAYMORE OR BUCK KNIFE? :o) #NSFW #VIOLENCE (†
Many are shocked to learn that the evil seed of a gay guy at my core did not successfully take and make me gay myself. As a matter of fact, I only act gay to trick women into a false sense of security. Using my cutesiest digital skins, idle animation drinking a simulated matcha latte, performatively reading feminist literature picture-in-picture. I'm like catboy Casanova.
YO, check YOur peepers when YOu're strOllIng dOwn the blOck tOdaY, cause I'm gOnna be skatIng and taggIng wIth nO pants On tOdaY, YO. Just gOnna let mY nOOk n bulge straIght hang FFree. FFeel that cOOl breeze, YO. #nsFFw #cOOlbreeze #takepIcsIFFYOuwannalOl
And we wonder how we got here lol
this made me visibly recoil away from my screen
(>>->) I’M TrYiNg t0 C0NtR0/ MyS3/f bUt i sW3Ar i’m g0iNg f3rA/, I’M G0InG T0 t0 G0 0Ut iNt0 Th3 M0Th3rFuCkInG StR33tS AnD SnAtCh 0N3 0F Y0U Up aNd dRaG Y0U InT0 mY HiV3 tH3N Br33D Y0U Ti// y0u /0s3 Y0Ur fUcKiNg mInD #nSfW3 #NsFw #CnC IsH? HONK
Hate this chitt if you're also dead inside. Or don't, I don't actually care. #Girlboss - MC Oleana
K--<does anyone want to fight me so i look cool again
*<oughs on your feed*
420 thoughts getting suddenly pulled into a kiss to instead realize smoke is getting shotgunned before you can do anything about it you go to cough from the surprise, but find a hand over your mouth and another pinching your sniff nub the burning in your lungs as your body tries to pull fresh air and sputter out the smoke in a futile push and pull against the palm forcing it in you can silently beg while your survival instincts kick in, but your limbs are starting to feel fuzzy and it’s unclear if it’s the smoke or the lack of oxygen probably and preferably both happy 420 #nsfwe #substance
bee2echurger, 2IIrII 2end chIItt 2IIrII t2g eIIth 2ub2t2nce #2ub2tance
some of you got the overall energy of being sad masturbators. #nsfw
this holiday is just an excuse for wanting to get blitzed out of my pan and let someone do terrible things to me not that i’ve needed an excuse the other numerous times, but still #nsfwe #substance
humiliated scene trolls just food for thought #nsfwe
just smoked a cockroach.
https://www.yo?t?be.com/watch?v=naoknj1ebq¿
K--<hop off my man troll john lennon he was beloved all across the world except a very specific part of troll new york
i should block more but unfortunately i like seeing what the fuck is going on with you freaks more than i value my mental health
No, no, ¿t's sex?al #nsfw
G¿rl wake ?p th¿s ¿s yo?r mo¿ra¿l the docterrors are project¿ng me ¿nto yo?r m¿nd to speak w¿th yo? please come back from the forever weed h¿gh #s?bstance
for a cool guy like me? heh. every day is 4/20....
[ No worries for me to blur the lines of your romance quadrants. For I will only hate you on a deep, impersonal level. ]
Stop It!!! I'm Not An Arms Dealer!!!!! I Have No Association With Any Arms Dealers!!!!! I Have Never Associated With Arms Dealers!!!!!!!
~~@trollimedemf if you’re such an ally to warmbloods would you mind telling all the things you’ve used your wealth and influence to change?
chittr that’s too many pity reacts less softness asap, chop chop hate factory
can someone shove their tongue deep into my guilt complex??? #nsfw
Tung tung https://media1.tenor.com/m/2NhMKvsw7GMAAAAd/kai-cenat-kai-cenat-interrupted.gif
8am,, you knoww wwhat tiime iit ii2..
And yo? d¿dn't ¿nv¿te me? Tell yo?r d¿amond ¿ sa¿d hey lol
i'vwe experienced s0 much self-c0ntr0l in the last vweek u vwill n0t 8elievwe.
if anyone wan+s +o dm me ov+ of nowhere i'm down. kinda bored rn.
i +hink my life +vrned vpside down +ha+ day in 2011 when i realized +ha+ some fvckin webcomic managed +o vncover my species
God ¿'m c?te
https://cdn.powerofpositivity.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/life-is-so-short-friends-2.jpg #FriendshipFriday
hang on lemme be a contrarIIan for a moment vII2 a vII2 the "trend" a the day. http2://medIIa.tenor.com/2J4VFB2I1IIVVAAAAM/5or62tore2-fIIve-or-2IIx-2tore2.gIIf
-> alright. generally speaking i am going to start turning down the hate a bit for the future hate posts. i may be an asshole, but i'm a socially conscious asshole, and i know punching down is very different than punching up, and will try to keep that in mind for midbloods and lowbloods. (except you teals, fucking cops.)
https://www.purelovequotes.com/images/quotes/680/friendship-makes-life-more-beautiful.jpg?v=1 #FriendshipFriday
thii2 tiimeliine 2uck2,, you people 2hould be goiin at each other"2 throat2..
¿ th¿nk they're all pretty good lol. ¿ look forward to hang¿ng o?t w¿th both yo? lovely lad¿es d;p
Well let's see ¿t then lol
hmm do you havwe proof of your membership?
Very slowly ?s¿ng every react on my post, m¿n?tes apart. ¿nterest¿ng cry for attent¿on lol
That t¿me of the day then? Better p?t o?t a l¿ne then lol. pspspspspsps here hott¿es w¿th d¿sorders pspspspsps ¿ prom¿se to be very n¿ce and take good care of yo? and def¿n¿tely not screw w¿th yo?r head even more pspspsps. Oh, also my b?lge ¿s mass¿ve or whatever. There, that o?ghta c¿nch ¿t #nsfw