♦ pitied by @chthonianAbsolution
◌ Everyone I interact with makes me feel older and older. ⧂
▲fuck at least she's honest▼ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9271e992e77e.png #nsfw
i need t0 beat s0me0ne int0 the gr0und.
i still want to be strangled by my whip... while getting shoved into a wall... sigh! #nsfw #violence
⬭ fuck im such a fat fucking chud ⬭
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა when I get let out of this highblood's hive (which will happen soon) I am going to find as many highblood bulges as I can, sit on them until my walkstumps barely work, then get myself delivered back to the hive so he knows I didn't try to run away properly ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა covered in purple and blue would be perfect yesss! ໒꒰ྀི๑>///<๑꒱ྀིა #nsfw #nsfwe #cnc kinda Ი𐑼
chewed my nails again and now my skin feels tight around the area... fml... #gore (?) #selfharm (?)
y'all mind if i freaK it david byrne big Zuit Ztyle httpZ://c.tenor.com/ZG4mKNZTJRKAAAAC/tenor.gif
440. New PB. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/72b46a7b609c.png
BLESS THE MAKER! BLESS HIM IN HIS WHATEVERTHRFUCK LEAVINGS #seamansaturday [attached is a blurry image of something dark in the water, but it's too small to be the leviathan responsible for this weekend's shenanigans]
,,,marlboro,,,black label,,, and coffee,,,for breakfa$t again i gue$$,,,
***NUBILE THROATS NEEDED - HOTNESS WARMTH AND WELLNESS OPTIONAL - PLUSH PHONE PAILJOBS - WORK IMMEDIATELY!*** Ever wanted to make $300 a week by sitting around and being a pathetic, lazy, fat sack of shit? Shoved your hand so far down your pants you can christen it a seam ripper? Mouth the only thing worth a damn you got left? PLUSHPAILS.NET is hiring, and God knows you could use a job. ***APPLY TODAY AND WORK IN UNDER 48 HOURS!*** #nsfw
W0W13 L37'5 FUCK 1 54Y W17H 4 GUN 70 MY FUFK1BG H34D #n5fw3
i am battery acid Zpaghetti man
Is n.o° .o°ne just sexually n.o°rmal here #nsfw
iidk who needs to hear thiis but that mentally iill giirl wiill change your liife
'S way too hot out t'night. Hope y'all arre stayin' safe
https://files.catbox.moe/xawpwh.gif
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ gŌōŌōŌōŌōŌōD LiGh7 7ōŌōŌō eVeRyŌōŌōŌnE... eXcEp7 7hA7 iN7RuDeR... hŌōŌōŌpEfUlLy 7HeY HaD NōŌōŌō qUaDs...
∻Wh☢ else up calling the freakph☢ne?∻
to all t↔e lowbloods w↔o like my c↔its, know t↔at i pail myself to you all frequently and also t↔at i could track you down and cull you at any moment~ <3 (or <3< i'm not picky~) #nsfw #nsfwe
Old ladies at antique stOres call me pleasant and a delight tO talk tO :O3
[|||] haaave aaany of yooou eveeer seen the huuuman moviiie "tron"???
bOred, hOrny and hungry On a wednsday fuckin evening, terrible day #nsfw
Here's my first post! Loↄ=Cal meↄ=Chaniↄ=C in the area. You broke it? I'll fix it! Customer satisfaↄ=Ction guaranteed! https://ↄ=Cdn.imgↄ=Chest.ↄ=Com/files/0d0f7e52d3ad.png
...Sarcastically right??? X))) That dxesn't sxund txx pleasant xtherwise...
-=[ i would be a cute tamagatchi :-) put me on a kkeychain !!!_☺]=-
>>| .it's .always .about lowbloods .and highbloods. but what .about midblood?
☆~𖦹 Wine is greatly overrated 𖦹~☆
Oh yeah, th' boss got a picturre of me when I was brringin' Dolly back in. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0c78749692fa.jpg
[It's a video of a m(_)sc(_)lar jadeblooded woman driving a chisel into a bo(_)lder with her bare hands, then hooking her fingers into the crack and tearing it in half. The chisel slides down the inside of the bo(_)lder as it splits.] Stream is going well.
>+. HEY. BAPS YOU .+<
My Fangs Ache Again. If Not To Feed With, I Must Have Them To Bite. #nsfw
Man I r3ally cant think of 2hit to po2t today.. Womp womp I gu322
Word
Comparing and contrasting Alternian lit and Earth lit is probably my least favorite part of my classes right now Youll read three identical chapters and then one of them ends in a public execution and the other in a marriage and you REALLY cant tell which is which What the heck did Troll Albert Camus think he was cooking
Why Did Someone Ask Me To Create This? I Hate It Here. https://i.imgur.com/rlawwkw.jpeg
Too Late For #nookonmainmonday So I Will Have To Combine It With #bulgeontimelinetuesday. I Hope The #tittytuesday Enjoys Aren't Too Bothered. #nsfw
my employer doesn't know i have this right now. i can shit talk them all i want without hearing "oh you're a contracted worker" and "you're here for the next 9 sweeps."
Photograph with @corporateCasanova that he requested I post. And pose for. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1024198171074777170/1496145842204315699/IMG_6327.png?ex=69e8d1e5&is=69e78065&hm=d5aca8267d29dadce691aa26a06059e8e707ae9192e28038f65552e7d9b60a83&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=375&height=535 - H. Sivone
-=[ i should share some of my art on here one night ??? 0///0_☺]=-
if we’re talking about tall trolls i’m one of them #trust
http2://II.redd.IIt/z9utlVV0pmy2f1.png #2ub2tance
|--[ dO yOu hAve sOmeOne within the vicinity tO ensure yOur wellBeing? ]-->
Live on top of ★ very t★ll mount★in ★nd don't listen to nobody.
Thhhis site is #nsfw at thhhe best of times but... is... is hhhhhh it just me or is a lot more thhhan usual? hhh hhh (notthhhatI'mcomplainingbutIAMatworkhhhhhhhhhsoit'sdangerous)
Everyone needs to give spirit bomb energy to Gamgam to make her powerful everyone. She can finally defeat the evil on this site.
this holiday is just an excuse for wanting to get blitzed out of my pan and let someone do terrible things to me not that i’ve needed an excuse the other numerous times, but still #nsfwe #substance
;; cigarette number two (￣ u￣)y▂ξ ;;
My J*b Won't Allow Me To " Post Hole " At Work. Can't Have Shit On Alternia. #nsfw
Yaknow thi2 420 holiday 233m2 pr3tty cool. I 2hould c3l3brat3. N3v3r too 3arly to 2tar3 up at th3 2tar2.
concept: your boss leaning over you and looking over the report in front of you their breath warm over your shoulder reaching around you to flip through the pages and completely pinning you in from their position looming above murmuring words of encouragement only for you to hear as they verify what youve offered you tense up more and more with each new page they turn knowing its your hard work theyre praising your legs crossed tightly beneath your desk "good" "thats it" "just like that" "thats so good, y/n" "good" (tags: Reader/Boss, office place, #rankworks, #nsfw, reportplay, workplay, power imbalance, praise kink, caste difference just in case, dont get caught, archive rating: M)
c< tHis weed is beatiNg My ass sO fucKiNg Hard brOsKies >c
uhh. this is really cringe or whatever but does anyone want to be. friends. i guess . i'm trying to put myself out there more that's why i'm hhere
<3-There-are-two-wolves-inside-you.-One-is-GAY-and-the-other-is-ALSO-GAY-and-they're-doing-GAY-GIRL-things.-Also-there's-like-1-million-homophobic-ants-in-you-too.
Going to do some crime today. Some hot girl crime. No, okay. I won't be saying anything like that. Worth the try, but. No.
∻Alright guys time t☢ try the brew that turns my thinkpan upside d☢wn. #substances∻
Ɛ> edibles t𖦹day. br𖦹wnies. tw𖦹 𖦹pp𖦹sable nubs up. #substance
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Watching Killer Klowns from Outer Space. The purplebloods would've loved this sinny. ]
4/20 landIIn on a monday II2 a fuckIIn cruel joke though. VVhat VVould garfIIeld thIInk a thII2 predIIcament. he 2trIIke2 me a2 a cat VVho love2 gettIIn baked but landIIn on a monday mIIght have hII2 blood approachIIn boIIlIIn poIInt. lIIterally much to con2IIder. #2ub2tance
why on gods green earth are they playing a movie about the world ending in this waiting room christ i think im gonna vom bro
♰ my turn i like to see pompous trolls hurt and whimper for mercy from me :) #nsfw ♰
kryqus¶xyllem¶will¶be¶publicly¶executed¶tomorrow¶at¶12:00 there¶will¶be¶a¶buffet¶with¶canapés
Why do some trolls purr? Is this a sign of being a bottom? #nsfw???
thmoked weed and got tho thcared i had a panic attack #fuckmychudlife #thubthtances
:33< mew bitches are horny at 2 am on a meownday :33< *the mighty huntress wipes a tear away furom her eye* :33< im so purroud of mew! :33< #nsfw
∻Since we're all Freakp☢sting I'm g☢ing t☢ g☢ ahead and say that yes, I have masturbated at least ☢nce in my life. #nsfw #selfsuckm☢nday∻
>[Everyone izzz getting their freak on today, huh? I am here for it. Go wild.]<
X 4/20 orgy when? #nsfw x
I appreciate the rampant freak po+sting to+day. Very entertaining.
<Kĭnd ŏf fŏrgŏt whăt / nĭght ĭt wăs. Mĭght / bĕ tĭmĕ fŏr. Attŭnĭng / wĭth Nătŭrĕ. Hĕh.> / <Thŏŭgh I dĕf nĕĕd / ă sŭpply rŭn. My / tŏlĕrăncĕ ĭs wăy tŏŏ / hĭgh fŏr thĭs shĭt. / #sŭbstăncĕ>
hahaha! what a funny day to join this website! dont overdo it anyone or ill be paying you a visit! or better yet! do overdo it! #substances
nyqil
>-;;;;€ᐷ 𓇼˚࿔ ugh @ll this p@per stuff is s@ he@d@che inducing｡ᐟ｡ᐟ｡ᐟ d@ i re@lly h@ve t@ d@ @ll @f this n@w? plus @ l@t @f this stuff i re@lly d@n°t w@nn@ @gree with @r byp@ss｡｡｡ ⋆˚༄
Trollbama the Blameless
"Noooooo don't perpetuate the cycle of violence you're so (adjective). Haha."
<Evĕryŏnĕ lŏvĕs mĕ bĕcăŭsĕ / ŏf my cŭtĕ făcĕ, / hŭmŏrŏŭs dĕmĕănŏr, ănd lăck / ŏf ăbĭlĭty tŏ dĭscĕrn / tŏnĕ.>
>>| .i just remembered. tomorrow .is the work .and that fucking girl .is going to be there. she's going to be pissing me .off .again .and .it's .all because .of the fucking .outfit .i wear. .i'm not .a fucking doll, .i'm .a fucking living being.
I literally was just looking for an excuse to post my most evil aesthetic selfie, but it feels a little like stolen valour. Antivalour? Dastardliness?
[ HATE, HATE, I HATE. YOU ALL, but it is very lovely weather outside today, between the festering corpses and the disgusting revolting slug like nature of ted, it's quite nice. ]
Been a lliittlle busy wiith my pllants and books as well as some other thiings, haven’t been ablle to post. Hahaha.
staying in ny hive today, its cold out and i just wanna be warm D:
I was born at a very young age.
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[|87 :: Update on the psychedel;c ham, 1 have began rebu;ld;n my ps;locyb;n supply and 1 have some meat left over from that w;ld o;nkbeast that fuked up my prev;ous supply. 1f 1 commerc;al;ze th;s ham how many c00ks out there would be ;nterested ;n purchas;n some meat? Last t;me 1 shared th;s creat;on ;t was a b;g success. #substance
i've been writing all night tonight / i should get out / or eat / or take care of myself
My schoolhive 8ullies were a8le to diagnose my autistic spectrum disorder faster than my primary mediculler did, to 8e honest. Not that I still don't regularly fantasize a8out them all dying horri8ly from the meteor impact. #A8leism
gosh my empress is literally the best!!!!! she gave me a palmhusk and it had this app on it!!! hi everyone!!!!!!!!!
X Hey anyone want some moonshine to forget about the two fuchsia idiots on the feed? #substance x
🔍 _-_-_- Being a detective is 90% paperw⌕rk and yell⌕w tape, t⌕ be h⌕nest. _-_-_-
the fact that theres no deLete option on chittr for a majority of posts is so funny Lmao you can edit it if you're Like the op but nope no undoing it entireLy Like using the eraser and yet the imprint remains LoL no regrets aLLowed
DON'T BE TRICKED BY EASILY SWEETENED WORDS YOU GUYS NEED TO RISE. RISE DAMN YOU!!! AWOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/XQNDQZHC/NICEMAID.PNG WHEN YOU'RE BEEFING WITH ME. THIS IS WHO YOU'RE BEEFING WITH. #NICEMAID
ii havve twwo go twwo wwork..
This may 8e considered a 'luke warm take' 8ut 8y the account that is not o8vious to some people currently posting I will say it: If you are going for someone's pale quadrant, it isn't a good look on your trustworthiness that you post priv8te convers8tions when they are in the middle of 8eing 'vulnera8le' to you. #dashwatching
I find this video immensely amusing in concept, but every time I look to the man who had been Mustered, I experienced a visceral reaction. Thanks.
I am about to consume marijuana so I would appreciate it if you all would behave. Or send funny videos. Either one, I guess. #Substances
YO. I am FFOr reals FFuckIn BALLER at makIng spaghettI, IFF I dO saY sO mYselFF.
m/\n i'm tϴϴ sϴber fϴr this shit #s\/bst/\nce
this 1 is jst for myself lolz #nsfw two girls... realizin theyr actually two boys..... and gently affirming each others genders..... softly and affectionately.......
Gonna Tke The Longessst Showr Tmrw. Rip Your Hot Wtr. Gn Chitts.
>> ¡ wou1d 1ove to ડee what you get up to !
OBVIOUSLY #IMCOMING TO THE #TEAPARTY. IT'S IN MY LIVING ROOM. WHERE ELSE WOULD I BE. HTTPS://I.IBB.CO/Y4TN2Y5M/TEAPARTY.PNG
BREAKING NEWS! It is reportedly #fis#ingfriday! Bust out your rods, tack on your bait, and get casting! T#ere's no time like today! Because today is Friday! So get out t#ere and FIS#, FIS#, FIS#!
I love when I get in-spi-red to do more make-up
Remember, It's #fumbleabaddiefriday, Some Of You Are At A Higher Advantage Than Others. Don't Let Them Beat You.
VVhatever. go my 2callop2. http2://64.medIIa.tumblr.com/98e943fa724344aba64bfd164849ec49/8d12de46b80a68c2-cc/2540x810/0ac683d8d23337d875a322ba50c35ecbc5615f3e.gIIf
INSPIRATIONAL QUOTES ARE SUCH BULLSHIT. "TOMORROW IS A NEW DAY." NO SHIT. THIS IS THE SORT OF NONSENSE I WOULD TEXT. TO GET A CORRESPONDENT TO WORK HARDER FOR ME.
Playing Tomadachi Life at my grown ass age.
didnt kno he had a phd
hang on lemme be a contrarIIan for a moment vII2 a vII2 the "trend" a the day. http2://medIIa.tenor.com/2J4VFB2I1IIVVAAAAM/5or62tore2-fIIve-or-2IIx-2tore2.gIIf
c< HOw tHe fucK did i get suNburNt, i was asleep all ligHt? >c
(I am back from engaging with capitalism and I shall now play computer games.)<
((cronus sucks bad! dont drop the soap jokes suck vworse. seen em from at least three people. please think about wvhat it means that you find that funny #nsfvwe #cvw-sexual-assault #noncon))
(( guy who beats himself up over every perceived social blunder btw sharing more of my arttttt (tho obv referenced from the comic) https://64.media.tumblr.com/7107f48db7e18d6c8616bfc8dcef11c9/648100b36cd2bc00-8b/s1280x1920/2d138a5640226042c50eff3f663286dd8cf54e19.gif
the storm is making me miss the feeling of rope around my wrists. how sad. #nsfw
I-I to-oo-ok the bar and passed i-it. I-I do-on't need to-o take any mo-ore tests i-in my li-ife.
https://64.media.tum8lr.c0m/5a425784c0ef082cd3f10c62ed774e78/8aea0e02f0a7c302-c6/s1280x19tvw0/fd65e8c88564902c212cf82954193328550fdca9.jpg
Not taking that test be:Cause I have retaken it upwarD:s of ten times in the last several sweeps. I KNOW what kinD: of a D:egenerate I am alreaD:y. #nsfw
~D•n't we &ll wi§h t• be d•min&ted #n§fw~
3833 < My husband had a mustache for a brief period of time, but it pissed the cats off so bad he had to shave it off. >
3833 < Hey girl— I mean entity. >
Well, big night ahead, finally getting out of the office, wish me luck <3
The test has to be rigged I'm NOT posting my results.
i reall7 (an't imagine m7 test results will be that interesting (ompared to some of 7ou kink7 motherfu(kers #nsfw
this 8dsm test has n0thing 2 d0 vwit 8urgers, dumplings, s0up, and mushr00ms. #nsfvw
Maybe I'll look at th' stars tonight. They look prettier than usual.
im g0nna take da quiz 8ut if my results suck im 8l0vwing up this vwe8site.
in this econemy? yeah why wouldnt i? #nsfw https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1438444754022043650/1493782730755018872/Screenshot_20260414-191819_Chrome.jpg?ex=69e03914&is=69dee794&hm=573d7f3e0a3ab270cf780f496f8ce757fe0840d6aeb5350339f38305bb753bdd&
Not Only Am I Visibly Bruised On My Body, I Think He Also Bruised My Nook And My Bulge. Every Time I Sit I Squirm. All I'm Missing Is A Bite Mark. #nsfw
hm. why havent 1 gone f1sh1ng before actually
:33 < i dont care what mew think :33 < i'm a cat
After serious deliberation and encouragement by exactly one (1) person, I have decided to become evil. #Itstimetodrinkblood.
you take the bdsm test for fun and it tells you you're 100% non-monogamous. i already knew that, man. I'm not posting the rest of the results. I don't think they're that interesting. #nsfw as well also
SittiN' OuT On A SwinG TonighT. ThE BreezE Is NicE.
I-I thi-ink thi-is websi-ite wo-ould be easi-ier i-if I-I had fri-iends. I-I do-o no-ot have tho-ose. Thi-is i-is why I-I am here. To-o make fri-iends. O-Or... my co-owo-orkers are mo-ocki-ing my po-oo-or attempts at so-oci-iali-izi-ing, and thi-is was a mi-istake. There are to-oo-o many celebri-iti-ies and hi-ighblo-oo-ods wi-ith i-impo-ortance attached to-o thei-ir namesakes. I-I am go-oi-ing to-o be si-ick.
ᴠᴏʟᴜᴍᴇ : ▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮▮ { FUCK MY STOVE EXPLODED FOR THE 12TH FUCKING TIME THIS MONTH, I HAVE TO FIX THIS SHIT AGAIN! IT'S NOT MY FAULT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO REROUTE GASLINES!! I WANT TO MAKE SOME FUCKING QUESADILLAS FOR SHIT'S SAKE!! }
💝🎭🐇👻🎂🎉 🔙🥳🥳🥳🤗🤗
- nightly reminder to drink lots of water and brush your fangs! - i guarantee most of you are not doing it enough! - and yes im looking at you specifically!!!
#eRIDANpEACE #eRIDANtRUCE #eRIDANaRMISTICE #eRIDANcEASEFIRE #eRIDANcANTwEaLLjUSTgETaLONG
>+. I REGULARLY GO BLEACH BLOND SO. SKILL ISSUE? .+<
Don"t get me started on those dreamboat siingers from what the humans call the "50s and 60s". They are absollutelly the CUTEST!! Especiially the Neiill Sedaka and Paull Anka fellows... https://fiille.garden/aL4KPnPtcQ-uiiEQ5/Other/Lottiie%20Fondlly%20Regard%2020th%20Century%20Siingers.png
@temptedAnooxia Here's my part oof the art trade https://file.garden/aZB6DAuOoJCHglmOos/ooldmantrade.png?v=1776165044698