♦ pitied by @chthonianAfterimage
R3al! Cant a guy bully him23lf a littl3 bit around h3r3? Th3y aint 3v3n know m3 y3t and th3y alr3ady got th3 pitchfork2 out and 2hit
Cant a guy hav3 2om3 fun? 2hiiit
⛥ Everyone in this family are alcoholics. Not me though.
A SERIES CALLED THE TUDORS.
OHHH. HUMANS BAFFLE ME SOMETIMES.
aaas prooomiiiseeed... heeereee iii aaam... iiin theee weeeb-fleeesh... nooot beeecaaauuuseee iii aaam weeebbeeed buuut beeecaaauuuseee iiit iiis ooonliiineee... haaahaaa... pleeeaaaseee beee niiiceee tooo meee... iiif yooouuu aaareee goooiiing tooo cooommeeent...
MELANCHOLY WITH A SENSE OF PEACE, THOUGH STILL SOMBER-ISH OVERALL
≽^•⩊•^≼ Oh then why's it got wings, is it like a penguinya?
:33< why
:33< :((
whaaat iiis iiit thaaat yooouuu tooouuucheeed... thaaat grooosseeed yooouuu ooouuut? iii gooot sooomeee saaap... ooon my prooongs theee oootheeer niiight... aaand iiit waaas reeeaaally nooot thaaat fuuun... :(
WHY IS THERE AN ARGUEMENT ON THE DASH? HELLO I'M YOUR WAITER WOULD YOU FUCKING LIKE WINE WITH THIS HATRED YOU ARE FEELING? JEGUS FUCK.
The Worst Thing That Happened When I Was Almost Killed Was The Complete Destruction Of My " Two Wolves " Shirt. #violence #shirtdestruction #pusherbreaking
1 do NOT eat d1rt 1 do NOT. just because jackaldad l1kes to doesn’t mean that 1 do. 1 just l1ke to shovel 1t
Somε┨imεs Λ Surprisε Opprεssivε OrΔεr Mus┨ Bε Implεmεn┨εΔ ┨o Kεεp ┨┣┨ings In┨εrεs┨ing. ̈ ̈ ̈╳
so im just supposed to beat up these little guys for how long getting cool rocks.
...unfortunately, it is not my time to die quite yet. i am unsure of there being a right crowd either...not without being asked the same questions again..irritating....
...i'm not sure i understand the appeal...maybe i am not meant for socializing....
zzzzz
Man g3tting impal3d by 23v3ral 2p3ar2 and almo2t dying r3ally tak32 th3 3n3rgy outta a guy Lazy night ah3ad
Wh3r3 w3r3 you at fight night again?
Im fin3 by th3 way I ju2t f33l tir3d and aint got th3 3n3rgy to do nothin
do vwe havwe to be friends just because you accepted em?
Who the fuck is Reginald
M0st pe0ple d0 that anyways
Y0u kn0w y0uve been d0ing p00rly when karkats start c0ming 0ut 0f the w00dw0rk wanting t0 talk t0 y0u #palebait
Hon32tly it2 2ad to 233 how big a bunch of fuckin wu2232 thi2 2it3 b3com3. 3v3ryon3 want2 to watch fight2 not fight in th3m. Coward2, all of you. #FightNight #MadAndDi2appoint3d
Can we stop pretend/ing that we name shit weird and be normal/// It was fun to prank the humans but the jokes have gone on long enough/
Ah/ Hm/ That might be a bit difficult for me to replicate/ Thanks though// Very informative/
˖Ი︵𐑼⋆ < Next time I all see my woofbeast moirail digging a big xss hoLe I'm kicking him into it.
I AM AWAKE STILL, I DON’T KNOW WHY.
Kinda wanna fight 2om3on3 Might fuck around, hit th3 bar, and 2tart a fight
⧃ Delightful, said in a sarcastic tone.
OUHH.. MY STOMACH.
₍^. .^₎⟆ SSore from a b!g nap꠹
HOPPING TRENDS ABOUT AS OFTEN AS I SHUFFLE CARDS. REASONS YOU SHOULD (NOT) DATE MOI: -SORE LOSER -SORE WINNER -GENERALLY SORE -GRATING VOICE -ALWAYS READY TO THROW DOWN IN THE CARD ARENA -BASEMENT DWELLER -EXCELLENT HYGIENE -WILL MAKE YOUR FIGHTS WITH OTHERS EVEN MORE DIFFICULT -5'9 WHY IS HEIGHT A FACTOR IN THIS AGAIN?
THERE WILL COME SOFT ACIDIC RAINS AND THE SMELL OF THE MUDDIED GROUND, AND WINGBEASTS CIRCLING WITH THEIR SHIMMERING SOUND; AND GENESIS FROGS IN THE POOLS SINGING AT NIGHT, AND WILD FRUIT TREES IN TREMULOUS WHITE, SINGING-WINGBEASTS WILL WEAR THEIR FEATHERY FIRE WHISTLING THEIR WHIMS ON A PICKET FENCE-PYRE; AND NOT ONE WILL KNOW OF THE WAR, NOT ONE WILL CARE AT LAST OF WHO REALLY WON. NOT ONE WOULD MIND, NEITHER BEAST NOR CUTLERY IF TROLLKIND WERE TO HAVE PERISHED SO UTTERLY; AND SPRING THIYME HERSELF, WHEN SHE WOKE AT DUSK, WOULD SCARCELY KNOW THAT WE WERE ALL BUT A MERE HUSK. NOW TO ALL A GOOD LIGHT, I CAN FEEL THE GLOW OF MY SCREEN BURNING INTO MY RETINAS
I HAVE FOUND OUT THAT THEY'RE SELLING FOR CHEAP IN BULK ONLINE. AN ORDER HAS ALREADY BEEN PLACED AND I AM SHOCKED I DIDN'T CHOOSE THIS COURSE OF ACTION EARLIER
Keeping Everyone At Arms Length Can Be Healthy, Actually. This Is A Rare Strategy That Your Therapist Will Not Recommend To You.
sø whērē cān i fīnd ā gløry hølē thāt døēsn’t fēēd mē būlgē būt īnstēād thē møst jūīcy ānd fāt høt døgs strāīght frøm thē hølē ānd īntø my møūth plēāsē #sūggēstīvē #hūngry #nsfw
+he feed has been dull as of la+e. how much mus+ I pay someone +o s+ar+ a con+roversy.
TIRED..FIGHTING EYES..
၄⋆၃ god i hope so dot dot dot
၄⋆၃ this shit is so fuxking ass #myyaoi i give up no more yaoi for today sigh
This Is Fine. This Is Salvageable. My Skin May Be Dyed In Certain Areas Temporarily, But My Clothes Are In Dire Condition And That Is Much More Important.
...i changed my mind again someone please kill them. swiftly so they cant get off to it.
i need to use my teeth to rip into your skin and lick the blood up or a knife could do the trick i guess
2till 2om3 bull2hit
>:[
If I scroll the timeline rn will I be annoyed
Aha... Im s0 disgusting... S0rry t0 every0ne wh0 has t0 l00k at me
H0w far ive fallen.... Im t00 easy.... #suggestive
It was bound to happen. One of my kids saw one of my posts I was hoping they'd never see.
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 i getdat a lot ^^^^^^^^^^
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 😅 play what off ^^^^^^^^^^
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌuა๋࣭⭑ 💬 it's allll good i aedited the posts to says nothign imso smart pan pupyo #'sub'stan⚔︎e #dubstance #susbtance #subtanfe #substance #sush'stance #substabce #'su'sb'sssshssssssssttsttand ^^^^^^^^^^
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💭 fuuuck maybe i can play off feeling like a lusus for this grub as 'satire or a joke ^^^^^^^^^^
B32t ya can do i2 3dit it to 2ay nothin
VvvvvvvvvvvV ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 ignore the last post im not weak ‧˚๋࣭૮×ﻌ✩ა๋࣭⭑ 💬 how to delete chittr post tutorial working 2026 ^^^^^^^^^^
I Have Been " Acting Up " Recently. If Not For My Thinksponge Keeping Me Awake, I Would " Nap " To See If That Would Fix The Issue.
I'm running out of funny. Where do I buy more
Ah, it is metaph☽o☾rical f☽o☾r m☽o☾st! It is all ab☽o☾at listening t☽o☾ y☽o☾ur intuiti☽o☾ns, ☽o☾f seaing wh☽o☾le situati☽o☾ns, and finding hidden meanings. ⋆˚࿔
huh???? i don't leave my socks around.
ARE YOU IN MY HIVE.
❤️█ ░ n0t...a call0ut p0st...s0 much as a very insistent nudge. ପ(∗´╹ ‿ ╹`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♦️█ ░ pick up y0ur s0cks. d0 n0t leave them. mildly w0rn. discarded haphazardly. against the gr0und. strewn ab0ut. like carri0n bags. full 0f carcasses. and tangy bits 0f dead things. all thr0ugh0ut the hive. perhaps y0u d0 n0t d0 as the bef0rans d0. and take pers0nal hygiene seri0usly...but if y0u d0 n0t. ପ(∗´ര ᎑ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ♠️█ ░ it 0bstructs the path 0f mischiev0us spirits!!! d0n't y0u kn0w sweat has g0t salt in it??? y0u are ruining my THING!!!! pick them up!!! 0r they are c0ming t0 life t0 attack y0u!!!! it's n0t just d0lls i p0ssess!!!! it's figurines!!! it's t0y's!!! and it's puppets!!! including!!! ପ(∗´ᗒ ࡇ ᗕ´∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️ ❤️█ ░ s0ck puppets. ପ(∗´╹ ‿ ╹`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓❤️
I wish i had any s0rt 0f sense 0f rhythm because the judas ch0re0graphy eats s0 hard
✅✅✅ ❌💼
👚🛒... ❌💰...
ahhh i napped way too long!!
ii meet 2o many troll2 who tell me they'd rather kiill them2elf than become a help2man. to that ii alway2 2ay: don't be riidiiculou2!! you'd never be giiven the optiion. #thehelp2log #cw-2uiiciide #keepyourchiinup
PITIFUL AND DISAPPOINTING, WHEN TWO DUMBASSES HAVE THEIR GIBLETS INTERTWINED IN A MYRIAD OF WAYS. A FORM OF INTIMACY FOR MOST PEOPLE BUT YOU CAN LIVE A VERY HAPPY LIFE EVEN WITHOUT PARTICIPATING IN IT.
i'll be fine...gone longer than this without sleep before
...in a weird way, it is. a rather rude one.....
disclaimer i fuckin hate my boss
i didn't sleep at all that makes fourty eight hours without sleep
...what a mess i've become. is it the warmth of a body that fries my senses?....
Sleep? Inadequate. Meds? Taken. Fumble? Completed. It is going to be a rough Monday, Chittr.
the flame that burns twice as bright, burns half as long, huh?
all stars burn out someday.
um!!! i think i need a second.
i need the consorts to stop showing me youtube shorts.
felt this. i need coffee asap!!!!
WOKE UP A HOUR AGO, AND I AM ALREADY READY FOR A NAP.
/-oh-fuck-thats-my-bad-sorry-\ \.anyways.two.trolls.love.each.other.very.much.so.they.stick.their.private.parts.in.or.near.their.partners.others./ /.its.such.a.can.of.worms.that.ive.never.had.the.time.to.learn.up.on.\
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌ=ა 💬 i am literally half blind you ableist fuck i have one eye ૮×ﻌoა 💬 and theyre far from ugly but ok whatever ૮×ﻌ=ა 💬 seadweller moment. fuck outta here 'sushi platter ^^^^^^^^^^
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 my bad ^^^^^^^^^^
Who3v3r nam3d th3 n3rvou2 2y2t3m 2ur3 got that right
/.i.cant.explain.this.feeling.in.my.gut.\ \?isnt?it?funny?i?tried?to?explain?it?in?this?line?anyways?/
Not at 3am. But I will later
Hurts like I had a person standing in it
Fell asleep against my dining room table....
Felt nice to actually tell someone who isn't Kris the really weird details this weekend I mean like Most of them
why do so many of my friends insist that thihgs have to get worse for them any time they're happy?
and make me a 8oiled egg... ?? sniff sniff
2hit I gu322 I got hit by a p3nguin th3n I r3ally wa2 drunk #2ub2tanc32
I got hit by a truck
I refuse to even believe some of you have lived this long.
@(。･`⸟´･)@ ...KONGAR FACES. HIS GREATEST TRIAL YET. @(。ˇ･`へ´･)@ HOW DOES. HOW TO. HOW WOULD. C...CAN. @(。ˇ･`0´･)@ CAN. KONGAR TELL ANOTHER MAN. HIS SMELL. IS MEMORABLE. BUT. LIKE. IN A GOOD WAY. WITHOUT MAKING IT UNCOMFORTABLE FOR BOTH OF THEM?????????
.god im tireD
♠️♦️♠️█ ░ in all 0ur w0rst shared dawn terr0rs and feverish little daymares...i w0uld never even dream 0f it. ପ(∗´ര////ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️♦️♠️
♠️♦️♠️█ ░ h0w am i supp0sed t0 fear and revile this...? ପ(∗´ര ˰ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️♦️♠️ ♦️♠️♦️♠️█ ░ s0me0ne s0...mesmerizing...bewitching...vast...and...gentle...that is n0t what a m0nster l00ks like. that is n0t what a harmful and hateful thing is. that is n0t a thing at all. that is. that is. a w0ndr0us s0ul. a beautiful great spirit. that is. my friend e0n. my. my m0irail! and. and he is n0t g0ing t0 stay put. nuh uh. ▒ ▓♠️♦️♠️♦️ ♠️♦️♠️█ ░ n0t if...i have anything t0 say ab0ut it... ପ(∗´ര////ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️♦️♠️
O+h, I'm hungry to+o+. I better fix that.
Hm, must've been more tired then I thought.
♠️♠️♠️█ ░ abisus...surely y0u kn0w. it isnt like that. 0f c0urse i am glad t0 see y0u. i always have been. ପ(∗´ര ˰ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️♠️♠️ ♠️♠️♠️█ ░ but e0n als0 sees everything i p0st. reacts t0 it t00. the fact we are speaking makes any further av0idance 0f 0ur friend p0intless. but w0land has never av0ided where y0u are f0r l0ng. assuming he isnt here already. ▒ ▓♠️♠️♠️ ♠️♠️♠️█ ░ i dread things g0ing back t0 h0w they were with us all. with e0n. with k0ngar. with me. and with y0u. ପ(∗´ര ˰ ര`∗)ଓ ▒ ▓♠️♠️♠️
@(。･`ꇳ´･)@—̳͟͞͞3⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃⁼³₌₃ ABISUS!!! KONGAR IS PUNCHING LETTERS!!! KONGAR HOPES EVERY ONE OF THEM! FEELS GOOD! AND IS NOT TOO SHAKY!!! EVEN IF KONGAR'S VOICE IS VERY SHAKY! AND THE FINGERS TYPING THE WORDS THAT HE IS USING IS ALSO!!!! SHAKY!!!!! @(。◕`ꇳ´◕)@-—̳͟͞͞03 IT IS SO GOOD TO SEE YOU!!! I HAD TO USE MY TAIL!!! TO TYPE THE REMAINDER OF THIS MESSAGE!!!! WELCOME!!!! WELCOOOOOOOOOME!!!!! KONGAR IS SORRY!!!! HE DID NOT NOTICE YOU FOR A SOLAR WIPE!!!! HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOO OOH HAA HAA!!!!