Kankri if he sucked
@clairvoyantGabble
The evil 9ne
if i shovwed up bleeding out at your doorstep vwould you hit? #blood #bleeding #suggestiwve
I think y9ur 9dds 9f getting play in general are very l9w, 6ut this exp9nentially increases y9ur chances.
Aight, to anyone reading who's not a lil' 8itch, give me your 8EST one liner flirts. Can 8e anything.
I have a gun in my fr9nt p9cket AND I'm happy t9 see y9u
A chittrUser's dirty little pamphlet guide to fuck-ass trinkets with no value. Or. "The Fuck's A Badge Anyway?" Badges. Chittr's answer to: "What if my avatar, banner, and username just ain't enough bling. How will people know that I have atypical gendering, a love for snails, the joking ire of at least one moderator?" Fret not, McGee. In her infinite codematronly wisdom, Mocáli Flaske has devised a solution to all these representative woes. You only have to grovel for it. Am I joking? We'll see. → "Where does this hideous pixel slop live?" The humble badge is displayed beside your username for every chump to see. On some devices, hovering over the little shits will display highly humorous titles and subtitles dictating the intended purpose or goal of said little shit. [Yes, it doesn't always work on mobile. We're looking into that, with hammers. Maybe this post will be retroactively edited to laugh about this coding folly. Maybe it won't.] When receiving a badge, a moderator makes sweet backroom love to the secret assignment button, shipping your "I'm so cool." indicator directly to your site SETTINGS page by sicknasty stork. Just above your permanent profile deletion options, or the DANGER ZONE, lives the user-side badge repository. Application is simple. Click that thing. Hit save. Clicking multiple badges lets you arrange them in order of selection. Highlighting nonbinary, neopronouns, #TeamPlay means all badges display in that configuration. Such technology. Such innovation. → "Is there a list of these things?" Nope. Certain users have crowd-sourced a rough guesstimation of the badge situation, now months out of date. We haven't made a list for a couple reasons. One: I can't be fucked to keep it updated. Two: the Chittr Team considers badges to be equal parts intra-community chitchat material and reward for sake of reward. See a badge you just need to boast? Ask the freak bearing this heavy crown where they got that thing. Look at you, farming Kult and Kull score organic style. Useless engagement numbers are warm for your form. This social capital is maddening. It could go to your head. → "Okay, man. What if I already know what I need? Who do I threaten?" Great attitude there, McGee. You can direct message a schmuck bearing the Blue Shield badge, displayed beside my username for convenience. That's the "official moderator" badge, assigned to pure of heart maidens like myself. Or, you can just ping my hand-coded NOT-brainclone badgebot @imJunior. It gets the job done. Usually. ...What? Oh. I get it. Groveling for a badge is out of character for you. Likely story, but we'll play it cool. I know your game, so we've got a solution to your desperation. Go to the Chittr Official Discord and open a ticket. You'll get what you're looking for. The satisfaction you crave. Unless the badge is user-unique, assigned to just one guy. Then you can get fucked right down the street and around the corner. → "What the hell? People can have unique badges? Where's mine? Show me the face of God." Simple enough. Unique badges are awarded by request, usually following a user reaching a milestone. This can be an event, some dashboard drama users got mad twisted up in, a party hosted at your pad, the act of reaching an arbitrary Kult or Kull score, or just like... some bullshit. One guy got badged for writing a few pick-up manuals. It's that easy. The "reach out" element is not negotiable. Bitch about your sordid achievements to Junior or another moderator. Open a ticket. Engagement feeds the gaping hole in my chest where self-love would usually make home. Don't you care. Don't you want me. Anyway. Sometimes badge ideas are rejected. It's not personal; the team will explain why each time. You can request community badges too, for your little clubs or just a general badge for any sadsack to use. Like snails? Leaves? A specific hemocaste? A free-for-all badge can help you foster imaginary bonds with losers you'll never chitt. At the end of the day, we're all shitheads looking for connection. Make it easier by requesting a badge for the gang. → "Tell me more about these wondrous toys, oh Prince." Beg, again. Haha. Just kidding. Every badge image scrunches down to 32 by 32 pixels. Talk about laundry shrinkage. What the fuck is this? Profile jewelry for ants? The maximum information contained is 100 KB, because storing this shit ain't cheap. Yes, you can submit your own badge images including GIFs, but I'll force Junior to slow that shit down if it's a flashy epileptic sleeper activation bomb. So. Be cool. Generally speaking, Chittr's not in the market to make badges about hating a motherfucker or explicitly advertising dong. Not sure where the sandy line was drawn? Just ask. Sometimes Junior will show up in your comments to randomly badge you. It does that. Usually the badge given is in reference to some bullshit you pulled, like tagging things properly or being a specific type of nuisance. Junior doesn't have feelings. It's not personal. You can own infinite badges, but you can only equip seven. Switch them out, mix them up, dragonmax 'til the knights get roasted. I'm not your God and the paradoxical reach of universal discretion is just barely in your grasp. Go forth and freak it. → "So. Can I get a badge?" You know what? Your tenacity is almost tolerable. Sure. I made one just for you. Comment "prince bitch idiot" to receive it. Receiving a quadrant reaction means you're part of the in-crowd.
Prince 6itch idi9t!
(tw: #nsfw #emet9philia) What's 9ne fetish/kink y9u just cann9t get 6ehind. F9r me it's v9mit like idk I can understand the gawk gawk stuff 6ut n9t t9 that extent y'all are just gr9ss at that p9int
I d0nt really care what pe0ple d0 c0nsentually in private t0 each 0ther
Damn n969dy 9n my hating game rn I feel like an assh9le
(°. ir𖦹nically i'm int𖦹 that .°)
9h!
(I d9n't even really jn9w what t9 tag this) "I think y9u're w9rthy 9f n9thing I want t9 reduce y9u t9 n9thing and y9u pr96a6ly w9n't live much l9nger unless I have a say in it" https://i.kym-cdn.c9m/ph9t9s/images/9riginal/002/218/397/ce2.gifv
6ruh imagine the link w9rked
i should get a niche. im already the #misogyny guy, but vwhat if i wvas the #spanking guy too? i had people bring up my one spanking post wveeks after i made it. i could be the #casteplay guy? eridans hawve the #toes guy market cornered, the #petplay guy market is ovwersaturated... #harrassment guy? #kidnapping guy? #dubcon guy? #nonceruleanmindcontrol guy? the wvorlds my oyster- vwait, maybe... nah, nah, #oyster guy aint nothing. #nsfvw #nsfwve
I'm already the casteplay guy s9rry
(tw: #su6stance) G9t incredi6ly ine6ri8ed and at s9me p9int in the night I must have 6lacked 9ut 6ecause n9w I have a tatt99 9n my 6ack #Wh99ps
only the best kind buddy
:33 < whats the tattoo say?
I can't even really decipher it 6ut I think it says "Death Cheater" which makes n9 sense 6ecause I'm literally dead
A6s9lutely
point of wvievw: i sawve you from getting hit by a car like troll tvwilight. uhghh… you ladies alright? ;)
9penly rping 9n the timeline we're s9 6ack
yknoww i realized somethin i nevver uploaded the covver edition a my photo for cosmocean a feww months back perhaps megido may suffered for it its a charmin throwwback to my smooth chin era dont you think #fitcheck #gpoe #cosmocean #magazines
I never knew suspenders c9uld 6e s9 enticing
Im reΔding this mΔngΔ Δb🝎ut tw🝎 girls kicking the shit 🝎ut 🝎f eΔch🝎ter Δnd im like. W🝎ndering if its yuri 🝎r if im just GΔlΔxy brΔined
Definitely a yuri su6culture
Every9ne needs t9 get sluttier n9w
8old Of You To Assume We Haven't 8een Already –xoxo
G9d y9u're right. I need t9 catch up
5'8 6y the way
#suggestive And als9 very vulnera6le if any w9men want t9 take advantage 9f me
Naw fam all you're gonna attract is dudes like me.
Still a win in my 699k
【𝝘𝝞𝝝𝝩 𝝥𝝝𝗪】--> Y•u are genuinely pathetic cull y•urself ▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
9h my g9d my fav9rite reply t9 date
Why are we p9sting 9ur heights will the 6ad 6itches hit me up if I'm a certain stature
Br🝎ther the bΔd bitches w🝎uldnt hit y🝎u if they g🝎t m🝎ney f🝎r it
Man https://media1.ten9r.c9m/m/06KDMj1RfgQAAAAC/cry-crying-6a6y.gif
#suggestive D9 y9u guys like my p9sts 6ecause y9u think I'm funny 9r 6ecause y9u want mme t9 69unce 9n it 6e h9nest
S9mething tells me that. There's a nuance here. Am I c9rrect?
can't it be b⚣th
That it a6s9lutely can!
Let y9ur imaginati9n run wild, I assure y9u, the real thing's much l9velier!
(tw: #suggestive) 50 f9ll9wers i p9st the #Righte9usAss again
Turns 9ut y9u were lucky num6er 50. Want a c99kie?
Y9u are such a d9rk.