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wwhen youvve been a vvirgin for this long the slightest hint a female disgust is enough to keep you fed for at least a wwipe any female attention is good attention
Fiirsst sstaage: deniiaal
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i really do think wvoegothe wvants me by the wvay. maybe not sexually, but theres something there, i dunno. i think i just havwe a magnetic aura that attracts blondes and former blondes to me. and... puppygirls? just all girls, i think. #nsfvw
familiar with this one aren'tcha
please, mr. cumbuckets wvas my alternian self vwho aged like a fine vwine into an ailf. just cumbuckets is fine.
daddy's home. send me some lovwve in the comments for me to come back to wvhen i am done styling my hair.
just cause lesbians consider me their enemy dont mean im a enemy to lesbians
S-o-o-metimes, the restraint required t'persist -o-o-n Earth eludes me.
goin on a wwee little side quest to assemble a platoon of expendable bloodswwap eridans im talkin an upright deplorable regiment a superfluous basterds that wwill proudly buttress my bid for domination and cause rivvers a kickass royal blood to floww like nevver before and in the process earn their place among the eridan council
see, stuff like this is vwhy i vwish i vwas more into the daddy scene. this guy just goes "hrng lick daddys boot clean" and evwerybody lines up for him. i guess the takeawvay here is i need to be *more* sexually aggressivwe and forwvards. #nsfvw #wvagueposting
an anonymous admirer vwants to knovw "vwhos your favworite beta troll? 38d" hmm. off the top of the dome? aradia, probably. total smokeshovw, fun personality, easy to mess around vwith... oh, or terezi, for the same reasons.
someone finally gets it!
i alwvays keep breath mints handy, and an extra bottle on my cupeside table. that vway if a girl blovws me, i can get the taste outta her mouth before she tries to kiss me or something. #nsfvw
#notgaybut
#notgay
assberry?
Guess what time it is, Kankri!
🜏 ii won♱ jus♱ dɛfɛa♱ ɛm iill makɛ ɛm xall mɛ daddy #suggɛs♱iivɛ ♅
lowvbloods really are cute. still not totally sure on wvhether shes a bronze or a rust though?
#lockingourselvwesinaroomsaturday #nsfwv
G4Y
i think before you post or reply to something you should think to yourself, wvhat vwould cronus do (#wvvwcd)? and if its something id do, vwell... do it! but... really think about it. i aint the only one wvho does the things i do. i just say it out loud wvhen i do ;)
no wvait-
a beta is too much of a flippin nook to showw his bottom feeders online an alpha wwill confidently present his grippers wwithout a care in the briny deep but lacks the erudition an wwit to comprehend the powwer he wwields betwwixt his toes a sigma wwell heh a sigma knowws wwhen an howw to play his incantation summoner cards he has mastered the craft a public provvocation commandin sheeple like poseidon commands the sea
