♦ pitied by @clairvoyantGabble
:33< okay i wont :33< but nyat beclawse mew told meow to :33< just clawse im a fureak
first i rubbed one out then i rubbed them all out #nsfww
its been too long since i slogged through the guts of a gigantic beast does anyone got a huge ass lusus and wwant to be a orphan really badly
goin on a wwee little side quest to assemble a platoon of expendable bloodswwap eridans im talkin an upright deplorable regiment a superfluous basterds that wwill proudly buttress my bid for domination and cause rivvers a kickass royal blood to floww like nevver before and in the process earn their place among the eridan council
i love flippin and doin backshots in the air
Hotboxing my room why practicing black magic. #substances
is it too much to wwant a adorable midblood to keep in a cage and havve em forcibly do a lil jig the rest a their life as short as its gonna be
wwell you dont gotta bend my arm. but bending can be invvolvved. anyfin to make shore you get a good day's sleep. #suggestive
so it turns out there wwas no goatdad yeah nothin but a giant fuckin skeleton these damn indigoons left behind in their striped red an wwhite clowwn tent im almost positivve they ate their lusus through the course of a wwipe servved him wwith root vveggies an rice like a bunch a backlands creeps but sure im the bad guy for sellin skyhorsedad to lusus smugglers im goin hivve
Need me a phat ass to spank with a wad of dough rn. #nsfw
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HOW BEING PAID BI-WIPELY MUST BE LIKE WIPE 1: MOOBEAST STEAK WITH A SIDE OF ROASTED GREENERIES AND WHATNOT. WIPE 2: HUSK-LOAF SLICE WITH ICE AND A HALF-EMPTY LEFTOVER CARTON OF MOO-BEAST LACTATION.
sometimes when i'm alone i like to bury myself in sand and pretend im a clutch of turtle eggs waiting for the seagulls above to go away so ican shimmy to safety in the sea #noonewilleverseethisbecauseitllgetdrownedout
Sleep deprivation and horniness will take me places I wouldn't dare to venture on a normal day.
8itch I will fucking KILL you. This isn't directed this is just a statement. Fuck you. #violence ????????
motherfucking "we'll go to the park wednesday" lying ass bitch cant have ffucking shit these days grrrhh fhdh rfff GR
tryin to separate a six swweep year old boy from his hexbox is wwiggler abuse the old seaswwine had it comin
Heh, like vwhat you see, mutant?
A quiet ewvening soak...
lots a peeps askin howw skyhorsedads retirement is goin an if i may be transparent i sold him on the blacker market swweeps ago after that semi aquatic bastard tried to confiscate my copy a imperial drone shooter 3
A gentle nudge towards the community! In order to afford greater clarity and understanding, a few alterations have been made to the verbiage of the required tags page (OOC and IC) on the website. The biggest change is the "CW" tag now spoilers your message in the same fashion as the #NSFW tag. This ensures that users can avoid exposure to bright flashing lights or materials that could be objectionable while scrolling. It also prevents the necessity of using the NSFW tag as a means of maintaining decency on otherwise SFW posts. As a reminder, there will inevitably be content featured by the community on the website that some may find objectionable, morally dubious, dark, or even patently a tea from a cupboard unlike anything resembling one's own. My affinity for the Great Old Ones is tragically known to be other than universal, and for that, I tag my content responsibly. It will be the expectation leveled loftily with all shoulders that each individual chooses to block, ignore, or ic block any accounts that post content that may be found especially troublesome, triggering, or disheartening. If you are exposed to material that is not properly tagged, or violates a specific site rule, such harassment, impersonation of another individual, or an underaged character - fictional or otherwise - please submit a ticket to the moderation team, and we will be happy to assist at the earliest convenience. In addition, we have also pushed a much-requested feature update. Color wheels now work in direct messages as well. If you set a color on another user's profile, that incantation-like change will take effect even in the confines of private intermingling of words. You may chat feverishly into the wee hours of wonderful nightmares concocted betwixt one another, eyes unmarred by unflattering color contrast. Thank you again for your part in making Chittr the best community it can be. We are grateful for your continually cherished presence. #GreatOldOnes #NSFW #NSFWE #NewRequiredTags #Feral #Teratophilia #CW-HORROR #SlightUpdate #CenturyOfProsperity #ColorWheelFix #SiteUpdates #WitchChittr #ScryingOrbInsights
be the first
Kurloz just bit me and I am understanding vwhy he dislikes it. vwill I stop? ahaha, no. Nevwer.
Z. wwatching a cronuz dezperately beg for my attention vvalidation on my chittz you are evven wworze than eridan havve you no zhame .Z
fef banned me from the ocean cause apparently her big ol fuck off horrorterror of a lusus THAT I HELPED FEED didnt “vvibe” wwith my outfit and i guess its stuck wwith me evver since #eridansdiary
im as big a ally as i am a bigot wwhore you people stealin flags from wwas there a ship wwhat sunk in the gay bay that i somehoww missed that redshifted the cultural fuckin zeitgeist into a wway most progressivve an dare i say “wwoke” needless to say i got no need for pride in anythin than my blood and our matron empress do wwe havve a flag that reflects such vvalues
im somefin of a midnight snack myshelf.
#notgaybut
:33< 33333333k!!! :33< it doesnt have to be gr33n this is purrfect X33< thank mew
(^･ω･^) < I DON'T KNOW, I JUST GOT HERE TOO BUT I THINK SHE'S WINNING!!!! #m33nahcoup
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k a bitch is online an also BOR-ED ill just dashwatch for now oar hmu idc
drawing on napkins while i wait for another pickup https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/billysona.jpeg ☠︎︎
I feel as though there's a good pailing joke that could be made of the user "But nobody came," unfortunately I am not Strider enough to make it.
Whiskeyyyyy #subst★nce
also with the whole blocking thing, i always wonder when i see someone has blocked me which post it was that broke the camel's back
tbh wouldnt trust a rich guy as far as i could throw him. #directposting
Smoking that Oshkosh cement mixer Mississippi mudflap Joe Peschi semen sizzler zaza SUPREME. #su8stance #nsfw may8e????????
99.9 percent /)f gamblers quit b4 they win big. i’m sure /)ne day it will w/)rk
SORRY ST1LL V3RY MUCH #B4LD
question to satisfy my curiosity: do you describe yourself as a top, bottom, or switch (which is code for bottom but ashamed of it)? #NSFW
/sum of u guys b posting 𝐋yrics n the song is straight ass 𝐋o𝐋
Reminder i am g00d with a whip
Gather around, everyone! I have for y'all the official invitation to my debut bible study session! I'll have some preparing to do, this I'm certain, but I do hope I get to see a good few of you fine folks tomorrow. Come with an open mind, come if you're bored, come if you just want to get a few snacks and be on your way! At the end of it all, it'll just warm my heart to know you showed up. ...I shouldn't need to say it, but just know violence will not be tolerated. - Isaiah 54:17
Okay. Okay. Yep. I think I've figured it out now. I've only 8een here for a short time, 8ut I already have a pretty good idea of what this site is a8out. The signs were su8tle at first, 8ut after enough o8servation, I 8elieve I've cracked the code. With that in mind, I should pro8a8ly come prepared. A poncho seems essential. Goggles, too. May8e a helmet, depending on how intense things get around here. It never hurts to have proper protective equipment when venturing into unfamiliar territory. Gotta 8ring condoms, 8irth control, and a 8ook on pailing ed for safe pailing, too! Safe pailing is always important! Good thing trolls can't get pregnant. #NSFW
SEE. HE’S MAKING POINTS. PERHAPS YOU. AND I. AND CRONUS. AND KANKRI. CAN AGREE ON SOME THINGS. SUCH AS VANTASKUN’S KAWAII BLUSHU. THE SWEET #FORBIDDENFRUIT LOCKED BEHIND THOSE HOLY LEGGINGS. AND OTHER MATTERS. TOO #SUGGESTIVE TO DISCUSS. ANYWHERE BUT IN PERSON.
so w)(ens t)(e part w)(en ot)(a me culls everyguppy in t)(e park
It's kind of charming how every other person on here is a chud. Just like a fully out and proud chud.
watching clearly autistic people chit autistically here i guess #dashwatching
#lockingourselvwesinaroomsaturday #nsfwv
man i didnt kno you was school now
#CAGTTL #NSFW #Casteplay #Dubco+n @aeneasCaldarium In re: Part 13: "Befo+ran Vantas" So+meo+ne went thro+ugh a lo+t o+f tro+uble to+ o+bscure the co+ntents o+f this chitt. It sure wo+uld be a shame if o+ne o+f the Befo+ran Vantases happened to+ see it. Like, say, @carmineGno+sio+lo+gy. It's a go+o+d thing @carmineGno+sio+lo+gy hasn't seen the O+P, because I am sure @carmineGno+sio+lo+gy wo+uld have a lo+t to+ say abo+ut it if he did. Ho+w fo+rtunate that we do+n't have to+ wo+rry abo+ut that. Paragraph by paragraph, yo+u kno+w the drill by no+w. Fo+r o+ne: I've met a few female Kankris, and I agree that they're rather attractive. But, then, I wo+uld also+ say the male o+nes and no+nbinary o+nes are decently attractive to+o+. I'm no+t #No+tGay, so+ there's no+thing abo+ut my sexuality that makes me think o+f o+ne gender as prettier than ano+ther, and if yo+u, dear reader, are anything o+ther than mo+no+sexual and *still* believe wo+men are inherently mo+re attractive than men, ask yo+urself why yo+u think that. Ho+wever, it *is* an o+bjective fact that female Kankris dress nicer. A higher willingness to+ listen to+ the Po+rrims in their lives, perhaps? O+r a result o+f living with the intrinsic kno+wledge that wo+men are mo+re likely to+ be taken serio+usly by their peers if their o+utward appearance matches so+ciety's ideals o+f a wo+man wo+rth listening to+? Who+'s to+ say. So+ far, we're o+ff to+ an o+kay start. Besides the value judgement passed o+n her weight (*sighs wistfully as I fo+ndly remember the days o+f #Bo+dyPo+sitivity*), there's actually no+thing terribly o+bjectio+nable here. I agree that tho+se chubby cheeks are rather ado+rable when they get blushy. In this scenario+, she hasn't said no+, and asking yo+u to+ tag yo+ur triggers is a go+o+d way o+f indicating that she wants yo+u to+ co+ntinue. Flirting with a wo+man in a way that genuinely flatters her and catches her o+ff guard is a-o+kay in my bo+o+k. ...And again with the casteplay. I've said my tho+ughts abo+ut it. Tho+ugh I do+ have to+ wo+nder what the o+dds are that every warmblo+o+ded wo+man that a seadweller man meets just so+ happens to+ be into+ being degraded due to+ their so+cial standing in relatio+n to+ him. Can anyo+ne say "co+nfirmatio+n bias"? "she already assumes yo+ure a lo+ser": So+mething she and I can agree o+n. And please, leave the sweater o+ut o+f it. I wo+rked to+o+ hard o+n it to+ see it sullied. :( Redacted paragraph is redacted. I did eventually ask Cro+nus what the redacted info+rmatio+n o+n the Damara po+st was and he to+ld me it was lo+st to+ spacetime, so+ I assume this is to+o+. A shame, but so+mething tells me it's fo+r the best if it do+esn't see the light o+f day. O+verall, this o+ne was... surprisingly tame? Sure, it hits so+me o+f what I'm beginning to+ reco+gnize as the classic #CAGTTL beats, namely preying o+n a wo+man's insecurities and insisting that she just secretly lo+o+o+o+ves hemo+casteism, but given that the subject is no+to+rio+usly celibate, I admittedly expected a lo+t wo+rse. I have to+ begrudgingly o+ffer kudo+s fo+r at least kind o+f respecting Kankri's bo+undaries. Also+, Cro+nus? Yo+u missed a "Girlkat" in yo+ur editing. Yo+u either need a better pro+o+freader o+r else need to+ type with bo+th hands fo+r a change.
So glad that game recognizes game.
Smoking Comet 8athroom cleaner on the crack spoon. Huffed those Fa8uloso fumes from the tu8 and saw Jimi Hendrix sparking one up while reciting the tenements. #su8stance
The opps cut my life support 8ut that za got me rising 8ack up from the dead like Jegus Christ himself emerging on the third day. #su8stance
1m 5ur3 7h3y 571ll 3x157, m4n. y0ull f1nd 3m
how to t4lk to g1rls
True.
y0u are m0ving ribbit higher 0n the ribbit h0rny list #nsfw
i d0 n0t ribbit think watching ribbit the human ribbit li0n king m0vie ribbit was a g00d ch0ice
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that makes me feel ribbit h0rnier than usual ribbit #nsfw
y0u are g0ing t0 ribbit l0se against ribbit y0urself
i think before you post or reply to something you should think to yourself, wvhat vwould cronus do (#wvvwcd)? and if its something id do, vwell... do it! but... really think about it. i aint the only one wvho does the things i do. i just say it out loud wvhen i do ;)
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n0t en0ugh 0ld pe0ple 0n this website (with lustful intent) #suggestive
are we allowed to #hornypost yet. is it time. is it time yet. is. is it t
Greetings Chittr! ::::)
#FIREARMFRIDAY? NOW THAT I WILL FREELY PARTICIPATE IN.
Ask First, Consent Is Important.
I ho+pe it go+es witho+ut saying that I'm a big fan o+f #FuckYo+urFriendsFriday. #NSFW
꒰ঌ Oh HELL yeah finally a day for my FAT ASS! ໒꒱
Learn to suck and then tell him that. #violent
Gotta be a Strider.
@clairv0yantgabble i have sent ribbit y0ur badge ribbit request in ribbit enj0y vantasfailure
when i die i will n0t ribbit g0 t0 heaven #vi0lence
Keep trying to flatter yourself........ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5836e38d2d60.PNG
Should I perhaps, get a new pet to play with or multiple. #suggestive
My reputation causing a port to panic, despite only 8eing here for less than a few minutes. Someone attempted to set my galleon a8laze, it was fruitless and quite pathetic at that. The 8laze was snuffed out rather quickly, only for the entire port to meet my ire. If another port tries this again let this 8e a warning the Marquise is no longer going to hesitate to remove you from the map entirely.
I Think Chittr Needs A Bit More Kanaya Amirite Oh Oh Aw I Am Sorry Quit Throwing Your Tomatoes At Me I Worked Really Hard On That Ok I Will Leave The Stage
Another fresh day, another day to give you all a reason to 8e utterly fucking 8efuddled at what I say, or mad, either way works for me! I really do this shit, man. I 8urned the Cedar Forest with Gilgamesh and Enkidu. Hum8a8a tried to pull up on us, so I went uncivilized on his ass; I didn't give a shit if he was a demigod, my Desert Eagle was made 8y Marduk himself. #violence
Why the hell is chittr so dry today?
¡m3nudo truco t4n 4luc1n4nt3 h3 h3cho con 3l monop4tín! ¡jod3r! oj4lá lo hub13r4 gr4b4do.
I see no issues with that, carry on. You may always ask for my assistance or favor from now on Vantas.
Letting the populace know, I am 8ack and even more rich than 8efore.
.....I'm sure you h★ve ★ person★lity.
I supp0rt sex w0rk #nsfw
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Let me just whip out the lesbian life hacks real quick. A blast to the past for everyone who really missed that one guy.
I'm an awful sack of shit and you WILL adore me gr8ly for it. This is not a request it's a demand at this point.
🜏 gladly jus♱ lɛmmɛ xlɛan mɛ kii♱xhɛn (:死亡 ♅
I should stop letting my situationship come over all the time. He has a wife and kid. Then again, I don't really care.
see ribbit this is what i ribbit am talking ab0ut
I apologize. I lost the plot there for a moment. Maybe the real shape of Alternia is the friends we made along the way.
I'm the President of Earth-C and I'm arguing about usage of the break room in the Gray House. Obviously don't heat up a seafood boil in the microwave and/or stick your mouth directly under the boiling coffee exiting the coffee pot. I know times of peace should be celebrated but come on.
nothin beats tearin into a rotisserie chicken barehanded.
glad to know my bro is virtually jacking off dudes while im trying to do sick nasty autistic parallel play with him highlight of my week
Excuse me whilst I go vomit for the way you worded that vile sentence.
talking about some hole
Got that JT "8ringing Sexy 8ack" fuck game going on. You smoke lawn clippings, I'm smoking that XXL Kooper Trooper El Chapo pack you stupid swine. You hate me 8ecause you ain't me, sugar rumps. #su8stance and #nsfw may8e
You have clearly wandered somewhere you do not belong. Turn back now, and never return! Surely, you didn't smoke THAT much shit to impair your judgement to that level, hm?
I like you more than the other guy.
I've resorted to getting so fucking stoned that I forget that I only have 1 arm and attempt to clap my hands hard out of sarcasm only to 8itch smack myself. #su8stance
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! th!nk ! m!sSssed my turn…꠹
I'm not sure how that means she's the "love of your life" if she threw you out, 8ut hey! I guess I can't stop you from living out this delusional little fantasy of yours! Go get her, 8uddy! ::::)
I made it to the edge of the omniverse, didn't like what I saw, so I made haste 8ack to the vessel and pacified myself with some Eastern Alternian milkers. You can't make this shit up. This shit ain't nothing to me, man! #nsfw May8e. #draculaflow
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☜︎☠︎❄︎☼︎✡︎ 💧︎☜︎✞︎☜︎☠︎. ☞︎🕆︎👍︎😐︎. ⚐︎☟︎ ☠︎⚐︎.
꒦꒷ RUMBLES SPHERES. #NSFW
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