The Orphaner Dualscar
@commandingAuthority
The one and only. Captain of the Ruinous. Fleet Admiral of )(er Imperious Majesties Orphaners. Ask me anything: https://forms.gle/SPCJtGSRGogKUWNH9 //art by @ratking_buffet on tumblr
#MAIDDRESSMONDAY. EXCEPT FOR IT’S #TUESDAY. BECAUSE I WAS #FUCKINGBUSY. YOU GET WHAT YOU GET, YOU INSIPID BUNCH OF GRUBFISTED HAMBEASTS. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/118F011F777C.JPEG #MAIDMONDAY #SUGGESTIVE
Not bad for someone that should be extinct.
WHAT ELSE COULD IT POSSIBLY BE? AND THIS ISN’T AN INVITATION FOR SPECULATION. OF COURSE.
Simple curiosity. Nothing more. Can you fault an old man for his wvandering eye?
Enough to make a man imagine vwhat may lie beneath.
8=D < Went for a trot this evening. There are a great many health and mood benefits to e%ercise. #hoofbeastplay #ponyplay #hoofbeastkin
WHY IS YOUR BULGE WEARING ARMOR.
8=D < For modesty.
@carmineGnosiology MAYBE YOU NEED ONE OF THOSE BULGE ARMORS. TO DEFEND YOUR HOLY VIRGINITY. FROM PIRATES.
DON’T WORRY ABOUT WHAT I DO. OLD MAN. WORRY ABOUT SOURCING FRESH CITRUS. #SPOILERS. #SCURVY. #YUCK.
Pipe dowvn or all that citrus vwill be squeezed into your vwounds. Hovw do you think it wvill feel to hawve lemon juice in your torn nook?
@carmineGnosiology TAKE A LOOK. AT THE SORT OF SITUATION. YOU ARE DELUSIONAL ENOUGH TO BELIEVE YOU CAN HANDLE. @commandingAuthority I THINK IT WILL FEEL SUMMERY AND REFRESHING.
YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERING HOW I GOT IN THIS SITUATION. WHY DON'T YOU ASK THE PROUD MUTANT WINDBAG. @carmineGnosiology. WHO WAS ON ALTERNIA FOR #BOYSNIGHT. FOR APPROXIMATELY THREE SECONDS. BEFORE ELECTING TO CORRECT THE INVENTOR OF #SLAVERY. @commandingAuthority. ON HIS PROBLEMATIC BEHAVIOR. #HESFINE #VIRTUEDEFENDED #IDIOTRESCUED #WHYAMIGOODNOW #YUCK #PORRIMDONOTBEMAD #PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE #ONEGAI #IHAVESUFFEREDENOUGH.
I told you not to get in my wvay.
AND. FAMOUSLY. I’M ALWAYS DOING EXACTLY WHAT I’M TOLD. 🙄
this time i feel i should express my ♤ppreci♤tion for ♤ little gift sent from ♤ vip subscriber. they're re♤lly lovely, ♤nd i feel they ♤ccentu♤te my most recent co♤t of t♤lon v♤rnish quite nicely. they'd look even nicer with your lips polishing them, but we c♤n get to th♤t when you're not feeling quite so shy. #suggestive
The rings are a nice touch, but spread them a little vwider next time toots.
weak
yeah.but.that.makes.them.easier.to.hold.down but.if.you're.just.lobbying.for.there.being.more.beefy.men.that's.fair
That may be true. But I prefer my men masculine, and my wvomen feminine. No need for this intermingled gender crap.
@aeneasCaldarium can wwe go to mcmaggots the slaughterfeud misery meal collab is out
hey leave him the fuck alone let him have his tchotchkes
Stay out of this. It is a family matter. His little "tchotchkes" are a stain on his and my reputation.
hahahaha yeah it's always a family matter, innit. keep it all in the family can't let anyone know you SIT. your poor reputation that fragile, dual? can't handle it? gonna cry? gonna NOT cry an go all "this is most unbecoming of our royal we" about it till you get a pusher attack?
You are pathetic to think your taunting has an effect on me. I vwould expect someone that apparently has associations wvith our kind to understand this. Perhaps you havwe been mingling wvith the wvrong Amporas, pathetic ones vwith vweak spines, if you think a little teasing wvill get beneath my skin. Simply I am trying to keep my descendant from becoming a pansy bitch. He does not need to play vwith toys for vwrigglers. He is a molted adult troll, he should collect wvar machines, not their plastic replicas.
it's not teasing. if speakin my mind doesn't get to you, whatever, fine by me. i don't even expect what i'm sayin to get through but someone's got to say it. maybe if you worried a little less about whether we're panSy biTCHeS an a little more introspection about why it bothers you so fucking much that your kids aren't xerox copies a you you might actually feel less fuckin terrified of what it says about you that your blood being less than the perfect soldier.
I don't givwe a rats ass if my "kids" aren't perfect copies of me. But wvhat I don't wvant them to be is pathetic, covwardly little vwretches that dress up in frilly skirts, play vwith toys and pap around like wvarm blankets. Ruthless. They need to be ruthless. Perfect soldiers? No, I don't need that. But wveak, jelly spined freaks and vwoke little land dwveller sympathizers? Should hawve been culled at hatching.
INDEED. SO SHAMEFUL. WHERE ARE ALL YOUR FRILLY SKIRTED DESCENDANTS. BY THE WAY.
INCIDENTALLY. YOU WOULD LOOK SO RUGGED AND IMPOSING. AND UNIMPEACHABLY MASCULINE. IN ONE OF THESE.
wwhen i first joined the academy the other vviolet blooded midshipmen wwould hold me dowwn an make me eat dirt wwhile shoutin slurs cause im an underwweight framelette
Builds character.