The Orphaner Dualscar
@commandingAuthority
The one and only. Captain of the Ruinous. Fleet Admiral of )(er Imperious Majesties Orphaners. Ask me anything: https://forms.gle/SPCJtGSRGogKUWNH9 //art by @ratking_buffet on tumblr
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That boy is a pan-ache.
Fang alignment dewvices. He doesn't need fang alignment dewvices. He is going to vwear a circle into the carpet.
AS IN I'M #TOUCHINGMYSELF.
Nor are oldheads exempt from my wrath. @commandingAuthority 🌐 Vwhat does chud son mean 🌐 Legal disowvning process 🌐 Figurehead repair 🌐 Howv many is too many ships 🌐 Howv many is too many vwomen 🌐 Vwhat is scurvwy 🌐 VwebMediCuller 🌐 Bulge dry and itchy after pailing vwhore 🌐 Vwiolet bacterial bulgerot \></ #GoregleWrapped
I care not for your silly powvers. They mean nothing. Your vwhining to disovwn my owvn blood is annoying. I hawve no reason to. You vwill not conwvince me. I am done wvith you.
You insult me, insinuating I wvould evwer spill a drop in that useless wvastebloods direction.
CAN'T A GIRL DREAM.
You are my only legitimate descendant, Eridan. I vwill not disovwn you.
i dont believve you but im not gonna argue wwith you either cause i lovve the status quo
tradwwife rustblood barefooted and obscenely pregnant in the nutrition block rn
@commandingAuthority THIS IS HOW ALL YOUR POSTS SOUND. #ACCURSEDBLOODLINE. #ROYALMADNESS. #HERITABLEINSANITY. #CULLABLEOFFENSE. #WYD.
FEEDING MY STARVED AND WITHERED CULLBABY @caligulaAscendit. GOOD OLD FASHIONED. DELICIOUS AND NUTRITIOUS. DRIED GRUBS. SO HE GROWS BIG AND STRONG. LIKE @commandingAuthority. GANBATTE ERICHAN. IT’S #BEFORANCULLING OR #TROLLGROWTHHORMONE.
Good. Little runt hardly eats.
࣪⊹₊˚{ i wouldnt know anything aboat that.... my lusus used to feed me whole schools of someones smeltmoms + herringdads }9_9{ in case you were pondering that or something.... }˚₊⊹ ࣪
A diet vworthy of your blood. One wvould hope she vwould havwe mixed in cawviar and the like, at the vwery least.
࣪⊹₊˚{ whaleeee.... }~7~{ does fresh caught roe from all the custyschools count???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Yes, that wvould count. I am relievwed that the youths pallet is still being maintained. I vwould hawve to tvwist Eridan's arm out of the socket to get him to eat cawviar and crème fraîche.
࣪⊹₊˚{ REELY???? }*o*{ i had no ideaaaa his palate wasnt like, as reefined as yours.... }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ personarlly, i would NEVERRRR let it get to the point where youre twisting my reach stalks. thats SOOOO uncalled four }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ me, on the other fin? }6u6{ }9u9{ }6u6{ i would just do what you asked the 1st time around! its like, easy! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Atta girl. Knowv your place abovwe the masses. Yes, poor sod is deeply malnourished, it is pitiful to see. But you, on the other frond... I am pleased another seadvweller knovws howv to eat.
STOP HITTING ON EACH OTHER. RIGHT THIS INSTANT. FUCK OFF CRONUS. I LICKED IT FIRST. SO IT’S MINE.
think wwhat you wwill about me but the one thin i havve ovver your boyfriend is my princely fidelity im so fiercely an autistically loyal it meets diagnostic criteria
yuh
can I give him peer reviewed autism
no 8ut I'm offering a peer reviewed diagnosis
no 8ut game recognizes game
You are not a professional, you are a fool claiming yourself as the "Yaoi Fairy" and attempting to diagnose indiwviduals online vwith autism. You need to take a good hard look at yourself.