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This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.
Mg. Slobberpet
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@gestaltCreophage[GC]

>8{ I AM NEITHER AN OFFICE WORKER NOR A DESSK JOCKEY

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---- BEFORAN REINTEGRATION DEPARTMENT ---- Hello. This is an automated messaged from the Beforan Reintegration Department. The individual who you are attempting to contact is under a disciplinary sanction that prevents them from using their palmhusk outside of designated palmhusk hours. If you wish to contact them, please reach out to this unit's justificatory helpmate. ---- END OF MESSAGE ----

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no vwhat i said, man. not evwen close. looks like this palavwer is donezo. i dont keep the company of creeps vwhovwe nevwer heard of the king of rock.

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vwhatevwer, you old fogey. just you vwait. all the cats are gonna be doing it. cronus ampora is a trendsetter.

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doing it. gonna havwe to vwait until im hivwe, though. but #doingit.

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its actually an advwanced vwocal technique knowvn as copulatory vwocalizations

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newv song vwip #lyrics #indie #nsfwv #erotic put your arms around me baby cant you see i need you so? hold me close against your skin im about to begin lovwin' you spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace play with my globes and tell me how big they are honey rub your beavwer up and dowvn my face sit on the corner of the bed and vwatch me vwhack off im about to blowv my load you tell its time to make lovwe but nowv i cant cause i spewved all ovwer myself then you look into my eyes, then you realize howv much i enjoy lovwing you im so sorry i spunked on my stomach maybe next time ill be better at lovwing you oh, oh

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aight. theyre taking avway my palmhusk privwileges again. might let my cellmate tattoo me. im thinking a pin-up on a torpedo smack dab in the middle of my huge bi. #badboy #leather #lanadelstingray

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@caligulaAscendit[CA]

it is a disgrace to groww old through sheer carelessness before seein wwhat manner a man you can become by devvelopin your bodily strength an beauty — troll socrates https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24d019e39242.png (( gift art by @ ratking-buffet on tumblr ))

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@caligulaAscendit[CA]

seein you struggle to utilize social media to circulate your shirtless selfies inspires the same feelin in me like the time i wwalked in on seahorsesdad wwatchin the after light channel

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Y9u may have lived l9nger 6ut they will experience things that y9u haven't even seen in y9ur nightmares. Y9u are n9t relentlessly hunted f9r things 9utside 9f y9ur c9ntr9l, purely 6ecause 9f what y9u came int9 the w9rld as. The circumstances 9f 9ne's hatching are irrelevant, it is what they d9 with the gift 9f life that determines wh9 they are, and the pe9ple here are pushing every day t9 sh9w that they are w9rth the space they t99k up in the caverns. Y9ur empathy is a pathetic sense 9f superi9rity f9r acc9mplishments 9nly deemed imp9rtant 6ecause 9f wh9 y9u w9rk f9r, y9u 6elieve it t9 6e mercy 6ecause y9u see even th9se with the p9tential t9 6e m9re p9werful than y9u as dirt purely 6ecause they were hatched warm-6l99ded. Physical pr9wess can 9nly take y9u s9 far, that delusi9nal arr9gance 9f y9urs has, was and will c9ntinue t9 6e y9ur d9wnfall. Strength is n9t just what y9u can crush in y9ur hand. Pe9ple are unyielding f9r the am9unt they deal with and their persistence will ast9und y9u. In the end the a6ility t9 9verc9me everything they are put thr9ugh, and still c9me 9ut the 9ther side kind and caring pr9ves that f9r all the pressure the Empire tries t9 put 9n pe9ple, it can still n9t 9utmatch the ind9mita6le wills and spirits 9f th9se wh9 have t9 deal with the dregs they are given and still manage t9 c9me 9ut the 9ther side n9t just surviving 6ut pr9spering. And d9 n9t call me Sufferer.

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@caligulaAscendit[CA]

this is so embarrassin please put on a shirt man

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⚜ [ Can we at least keep da goldies dey funny af ]

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OH THE HORRORTERROR!!!
This user is literally a Horrorterror.
@romanticVivisection[RV]

Ƹ 🌂 > NEVER!!! THE DARK ONE CURSES YOU!!!! ONE THOUSAND MORE SWEEPS OF TORMENT!! Ʒ

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