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~~(__^·> oh dears you should be nice to your ancestors <·^__)~~
WHY DO THEY CALL THEMSELVES “GOLD”? THEY AREN’T GOLD. THEY AREN’T EVEN YELLOW. THEIR BLOOD IS A SHITTY, SWAMPY, UGLY COLOR.
0kay every0ne prepare y0ur witchiest 0f garbs!!! Screaming ar0und a b0nfire event c0ming later t0night
fuck wizards and elfs 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 -from the office of ace dick detective agency
OFTENTIMES I FACE THE HATERS. AND THE LOSERS. AND THE CRITICS. WHO ARE CLAMORING TO ASK. MARA SAMA. WHY DO YOU KEEP COLLECTING #AMPORAS. ESPECIALLY THE ALTERNIAN ONES. WHAT IS THE APPEAL. HAVE YOU EVER MET A TROLL. SO GOOD AT BEING A TROLL. THAT YOU WANT TO HOLD HIM UP AS A SHINING EXAMPLE. OF A JOB WELL DONE. PRINT HIM OUT. ATTACH HIM TO YOUR RESUME. WITH HIS KILL COUNT AT THE TOP. CIRCLED IN HIGHLIGHTER. THAT'S EVERY LAST ONE OF THESE LITTLE SCHOOLHIVE SLAUGHTERERS TO ME. EVERYTHING I'M DOING TO ALTERNIA. AMOUNTED TO THAT. HE IS AN EXAMPLE OF MY HEROIC EFFORTS. FINALLY PAYING OFF. AND THEY DON'T #PAY ME. SO I HAVE TO TAKE #PRIDE IN A #JOBWELLDONE. #NSFW
X Idea: we have a day where we run MMA fights. No intentional fatalities, no weapons, just straight hands in fairly matched fights #violence x
fuck you all. #dashwatching
<body> ** i have buried myself under too many layers of ip redirection and can no longer remember what my actual ip is. </body>
<why d0es every0ne ha7e me 1m n07 even 7ha7 bad?? :[/>
↗️I HAVE RECEIEVED SUCH AN INFLUX OF HATEFUL MAIL AND CRUDE PACKAGES THAT MY SUPERVISOR↗️ ↘️in all of his physical superiority and refined, mental prowess, bestowed upon him by literal sweeps of dedication to the grind and harsh combat with businessborn competitors↘️ ↗️HAS ORDERED ME DOWN TO THE MAIL ROOM TO ATONE, BY LICKING ALL OF THE OUTGOING LETTERS TONIGHT.↗️ ↘️mmy tasstemuscle is so tired.↘️
dont piss me off or ill feed your nudes to ai #nsfww
Ok who in the sam hill are her junior paramours clogging up the gutters on her boat post. You would THINK people would get the jist and retract their snout from "alpha kid" business but boy! People love to muddy the waters. SEEKING PLUS ONE.
>:o] || sup 1d10ts, 1 ex1st n0w >:o]
you evver lowwkey feel like a predator for seein someone an randomly fallin completely head ovver heels in lovve wwith them so you havve to then secretly photograph them and jerk off all ovver the photographs then track them dowwn an start followwin them around at the foodblock until they go on their palmhusk an wwatch them put in their passwword like a talonbird then followwin them home an sneakin in through the wwindow an unlockin their palmhusk an findin all their socials an phone number an wwritin it all dowwn leavvin callin them pretendin to be an insurance call but youre actually across the block from their wwindow jackin off in the scuttlebug hangin around after the call ends a girl comes ovver they fuck you wwatch from outside lickin on and breathin up against the wwindow you nut an it shoots on the wwall you dont havve time to clean it up before someone goes outside an sees the nut splatter wwhat the fuck is that nut babe wwhat the fuck theyre both aggro you gotta get back to your hivve an add them on facetroll #nsfww