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Immediately choked on my Pepsi the moment I posted that. I feel like this is a bad sign.
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I'm starting to think that a certain man I've been seeing is making me mad on purpose so I punish him in the bedroom. Should I give him what he wants or stop responding to all of his messages and let him find some other man to toy with? #nsfw #help! #:^(
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((I’m gonna have to commission a bro design huh? Because that ship art would be so Well it wouldn’t be canon but like woof woof))
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Okay. I Am 5'8". But I Am At A Good Height To Be " Manhandled ", So I Cannot Complain. #suggestive #nsfc
yeah, i got that dog in me,,, but like, one of those tiny little ones that constantly tremble for no reason
iit ii2 a pretty 2atii2fyiing thought knowiing that you're genuiinely untouchable. anyone who *could* do anythiing about iit wouldn't care that much iif ii diid the fuck ever.
eating cake while high is like a euphoric experience ohomg #substances
I have discovered that a bar-cade is the best place ever to hang.
.beep booP .insert spooky alien theme sonG
- Everybody freaky til I drop their co=ords in their inbox now I'm the weird one. -
yeah, ii've got two. two fuck2 left to giive. u2e them wii2ely, or el2e wa2te them. #2ugge2tiive iig,