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I See Those Of My Time Enjoy Themselves On Here
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and you dont seem t)(e lyin kind... a s)(ame t)(at i can read your mind... and all t)(e t)(ins t)(at i read t)(ere... candlelit smile t)(at we bot)( s)(are
serial experiment rank (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: E) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7469669a2ca6.png
g1 is a trip!!! i dragged jack through it a few months back and i dont think he has fully recovered yet and we havent even finished season 3 yet
ahem… AMAZING A BOOBY TRAP THAT ACTUALLY CATCHES BOOBIES
okay got my daily transformers nerdiness out of my system maybe… :P
i have nver been so confused wtf did i fid? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e007f2bd564e.jpg
ⓘ DID YOU KNOW? SBURB was going to have a collaboration with PORTAL, but due to creative differences, the project was scrapped. However, some Easter Eggs can still be found when alchemizing! © SBURB 2009
i thought talking tw0 other mes w0uld cause some fricti0n but you actually post peak every time. keep it up g0at.
LOL why does ur depressed frog look like dave!!!
#glubposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/87f9e16a10b4.png
O+h dear... He mediated that respo+nse... I have a feeling that in abo+ut 20 minutes o+r so+, I'll be reading a mino+r dissertatio+n abo+ut so+mething alo+ng the lines o+f ho+w reasserting my perso+nal bo+undaries are so+meho+w causing him distress, o+r that so+me small cho+ice o+f wo+rds created a ho+stile enviro+nment... I wo+uld be willing to+ bet a who+le 50 caegars that the tag #ho+rn-sizeism gets bro+ught up.
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it was the highlight 0f my life really. these days i'm c0nstantly being swarmed by girls wh0 can't resist setting me 0n their thick laps and pressing my face against their gener0us spheres and str0king me like their fav0rite pet. i c0uldn't have d0ne it with0ut y0u br0.
0h that is sick i want it
i think he has that he d0esnt say i hate w0men
GOOD FUCKIN' LUCK! )(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A)(A!!!!!!
when y0u are mean t0 me this is wh0 y0u are being mean t0 https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/5ce2c6cc4273.jpg #bug #insect
My Arms Hurt Why Do Chainsaws Have To Be So Heavy Sometimes
a conscience only serves as t)(e final barrier in )(oldin back your true potential. it is t)(e last question against total greatness. "W)(y?" or "S)(ould you?" or "Is it rig)(t?" are not questions to ask w)(en you are embracin and assertin your rule: t)(e rule of ot)(ers, t)(e rule of t)(e self, t)(e rule of land and property, t)(e rule of wealt)(. all t)(e same t)(in, all t)(e same questions; all t)(e same limiters. discard t)(ose fuckin limiters. live your trut)(. SURR-----END-----ER T)(AT PART OF YOUR MIND. LIV--------------------------------------E!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> "im a fat fucking chud" > 0pen their acc0unt > they are n0t fat 0r fucking > what is a chud > green text? i saw a human d0 this #nsfw
h00ves https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.c0m/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQQ00z_P2I8w0MU0JK3WFQrxAfW5XTjwGwuBA&s
makin the net bigger doesnt do anyfin when there aint no fish to catch man
alrig)(t suckas take fuckin two of t)(is damn auction; t)(is time it's a fuckin form since i need to c)(ew your fuckin nutrients and feed t)(em to you t)(roug)( your damn C)(UT----E. form: )(ttps://forms.gle/DxVVGzgCmscvaVyQA context: )(ttps://c)(ittr.in/profile/coronateCruelty/2bc954fa-970d-43ff-b215-fc05c8f44c67 I WILL B-E R-EC)(ITTIN T)(IS FORM -EV-ERY DAY FOR A W-E-EK UNTIL CLOS-E, AND ANYT)(IN YOU WANNA SAY ABOUT T)(IS YOU SAY UND-ER #bountyauction ALL )(AIL T)(----E -------EMPIR------E ALL )(AIL YOUR ------EMPR-------ESS!!!
Ap9l9gies, We've 6een Requested T9 Amend 9ur Previ9us Chitt C9nfessi9n T9 Include All C9mmander Karkats this Includes @carcin9geneticist#2183
chittr badge thts jst "big titty commtitty" n its jst me and commandr karkat #nsfw #idkijsttagmytitpostin
i have blunt teeth 0n0
>:(( < IT IS ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING AND ANY REAL TROLL WOULD HURT YOU FUR EVEN SUGGESTING IT!!!
F0r me h0nestly r0b a bank cause i can phase thr0ugh walls and g0 invisible But i aee what y0u mean
STOP ASKING ME IF NANNASPRITE IS SINGLE. YOU COULDN'T HANDLE IT.
Me!!!!!!!!
38D
i th0ught the same when i saw y0u. ribbit. it is a tad disc0ncerting. n0 fault 0f y0urs 0f c0urse.
nothing i think :( i just blew up her puter like that once..... #LeetHaxorWarStories
i would know...... :( #ImSicko
:33 < my mantra
Ah, yes. The majestic lusus in its natural habitat. @affableCantor https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9932b36b6e4c.gif
I s)(ould reward your insolence wit)( coddles a t)(ousand fold!
:33< https://64.media.tumblr.com/144e7ed4571ea7021cd0b6df68e32527/42f1b86f31eca67c-1e/s1280x1920/262108cd822eafb3aaf85d891cf1d77fe6cd16eb.png :33< #nsfw ish
sorry everybody but if you want to see me naked youll have to do it the old-fashioned way! with us falling into a water fountain together which ties are fates together into a series of comedic but romantic coincidences until we fall in love! and you also have to knock on my door one day to watch all the troll indiana jones movies with me and play the adventure games with me! your path in the fate of trollantis AND your indy quotient will be taken into account! so dont get sloppy! https://i.postimg.cc/TYpvQqXx/MOVIE-DATE-NIGHT.png
≽^• ˕ • ྀི≼{#NSFW} DIS KITTY IS DOWN FOR SOME SILLY FUNNNN https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1391/00d8bfbdf6595ee3a69b7f5501bf23f4.png?14829476
∻I guess s☢me☢ne d☢esn't want t☢ g☢ f☢r a walk.∻
>> 1MFAO whenever ¡ ડee theડe ¡'m 1¡ke "wow ડame"
𓁺 GU3SS WHO JUST GOT 4PPROV4L TO BLOCK TH3M 4LL >:] 𓁺
mods are sleeping post #rankbait 0v0
i need a decisi0n t0 be made react with a <3 if i sh0uld d0 it react with a <3< if i sh0uldnt d0 it #vaguep0sting
Wait a minnow, that could be a cake pun. Maybe I should start doin baking puns too.
n0rmally i w0uld n0t mind spilled b100d indig0 is pretty splattered 0n things when it isnt c0ming fr0m inside 0f my b0dy
of course! though some people would question why i had a robot version of myself on my shirt but then i could say something like "it reflect the image of my inner soul" or something like that!
The people have spoken. As a bulwark of democracy, I am beholden to what the masses are clamoring for. For anyone who may have gripes about my state of consciousness, let me assure you I'm typing this out without autocorrect. I am slightly tipsy, yes, but I'm still well within my mental faculties. https://img.booru.org/rule34stuck//images/20/e0695d9752428d64db596302539df8c0a495ca33.png #nsfw
yes please i want t0 patr0nize a s0cial media platf0rm where the 0nly things we are all0wed t0 p0st ab0ut are h0w much we l0ve chastity and hate prequadrantial sex
Chillin wit da homies eelmao https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/926012800638259253/1498884766781669557/63dad36a93156df445865823a4d1d61ac9533fe7.png?ex=69f2c8b8&is=69f17738&hm=ae5d7be2d42ae753d10b6eebe2f875bf7f97a8f45eaf840d3684280e0e086d26& ⁽ᶜʳᵉᵈ-ᵐᵉˡᵉʳᵇʸᵗᵉˢ⁾
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i mean i dont know do you think im one?
:33< im a big girl enjoypurr :33< as in im a big fan of girls :33< and im a fan of big girls :33< <3
people are always after bad bitches nobody pays any mind to the good bitches....
underestimated t)(e readin compre)(ension of t)(is website in t)(e capacity of actually knowin )(ow a bid for an auction works. t)(at ones on me. we're redoin it tomorrow wit)( a form. t)(at oleana troll knows w)(ats up.
show spheres is winning in the replies of my last post and im suddenly realizing how risky this entire thing was
I don' think tha' would fit in anythin'...!!!
I Am Also Not Understanding What A “Midwit” Is But I Suppose That Isnt The Bulk Of This Good To See You As Well Sollux
I Know How To Bear Loads If Youre Picking Up What Im Putting Down #Nsfw
As Soon As I Leave For A Short Period Of Time Everything Goes To Shit Is There Anything More Poignant Than That (Rhetorical Question)
it was an accident! a really cool accident that everyone is going to talk about forever because of how cool it was but an accident nonetheless!
actual coolest guy ever coming through
not including my or feferis ass i see how it is
Putting together some stupid piece of furniture always gets me nostalgic for the 'ol doomsday machines. Real ones remem8er the Caten8ive Doomsday Dice Cascader. What a magnificent, USELESS piece of shit.
That Should Be Me Damn It While I Do See What You Mean Coming Up With Better Enthusiasm Figures Of Speech Is Fairly Difficult #Nsfw
na)(. let em at it and ill watc)( from my s)(ip
Breast Wrath Is What Its Called When I Smother Someone #Nsfw
yhat was def more than 1 liek lmao so here <333 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7c3806b4a2d0.jpg ((art by: ppurgatori))
everyone keeps askin me if im t)(e real deal or not w)(ile i know full well t)(ere is no amount of acts or corpses t)(at could prove t)(at identity. trut)( is; i dont need to prove t)(at to anybody. fuck you, fuck off, get back to fuckin KN----E-----ELIN LOWBLOOD
It Is Time For A Long Day Of Doing Nothing And Sitting On My Ass Whos With Me
38) Uprising demolis)(ed! -Erifin forfeit! 38D S)(oaldn't try to start s)(ip w)(ile you're in prison!!!!!!!
sure! heres ten ideas 0n h0w t0 increase y0ur s0cial standing in y0ur flarp gr0up #1: cull the leader 0f y0ur gr0up
givin it roug)(ly anot)(er 4 more )(ours til i fire t)(e trigger
oh of course i didnt mean you tavros! i know this and i love you for it i meant more the people who have slightly less... inhibitions! especially when it comes to tall spooky girls with long hair that smells like grave dirt and who have a powerful force of personality!
on call with @bulgeCurator who keeps taking screenshots of me while i eat 0n0 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0237821292fb.png
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i know he would take care of me when we got old 2 is the thing
OH FUCK. Y34H, 1'LL K33P MY NOS3 OP3N FOR 4NY SUSP1C1OUS SH1T, TH4NK YOU SOLLUX.
im awake. ripped up two mornin trolls today because im ----EXTRA pumped. im circlin t)(e waters cause i see blood in t)(e water. lots of it. im pouncin today w)(en you least expect it. killers, bounty )(unters, guns for )(ire... stay tuned. t)(ins are aboat to get LUCRATIV-----E!
Glubbit...
SMOKING SO MUCH IM PRODUCING CHEM TRAILS #TROLLDRACULAFLOW #SUBSTANCES
especially t0 each 0ther. 0u0
tummy tuesday https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/4726/029b3ea03291527c59388cf10940d8dc.png #nsfw
was it romantic?
:33 < fuck mew
0h w0w. i really did n0t p0st anything besides g00d m0rning yesterday. i'm n0t very g00d at talking ab0ut what i'm d0ing.
It has come to my pleasant surprise that I am able to adjust certain aspects of my presence here to my own preference, shaping my experience in ways that feel more pleasurable and comfortable. With the senses and capacities I retain, this space offers a rather welcoming introduction to Chittr, and a curious sense of possibility. Enough of that “hornyposting” nonsense; I shall return, for now, to something closer to my usual manner. I apologize if my blunt curiosity has startled or unsettled anyone—I assure you, I am, for the most part, quite ordinary. #NSFW #ImSorry
five of them (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, archive rating: E)
reminder t)(at no matter w)(at button you press on t)(is website, it still boosts you up socially any w)(ic)( way in terms of S-EO
damn. thats really good. but then i would have to rearrange my home screen and most of my apps are clicked through pure muscle memory rather than visuals at this point. but the bit... hm...
t)(e folly of most fusc)(iabloods is t)(at t)(ey lack w)(imsy and t)(ey lack imagination. t)(ey get into power and suddenly its all serious faces and real )(ard looks. "I need to keep up appearances!" "I must commit to my rule." but t)(ey just dont get it; its all an act, and baby, youre on stage, you gotta ACT wit)( it everybody t)(inks t)(roug)( my reputation t)(at im t)(e scariest bitc)( alive. a)()()(, all you c)(ittr fucks, put your )(ands down, most a yall freaks are t)(e ------EXC-EPTION t)(at makes t)(e RUL-----E. most of MY subjects; t)(at is, also, most of -EV-ERYON-E -ELS-E'S SUBJ-ECTS, arent usin t)(is weird ass multiversal social app. so if youre goin to refute me: s)(us)( up. t)(is aint about you trut)( is t)(oug)(, im a lot of t)(ins. i like art; i love writin. i enjoy sports- )(e)(, i basically square up for t)(e intro every trollympics. bakin is a passion, MY passion (s)(ut up you know w)(o you are). i aint contained in a box as to w)(o i am and w)(o i gotta be between condy t)(e ruler, and condy t)(e troll all t)(at matters for t)(e fusc)(iablooded ruler is two t)(ins: 1. you keep t)(e system goin 2. you get s)(it done w)(en it demands it. and if t)(at takes your scary face... well, so be it, yknow?
)(ere is w)(at you are goin to do. 1. C)(ange your miserable little "gamer" )(andle t)(is instant. 2. Issue a long, QUIRKL----ESS apology, in public. You will @ my )(andle upon completion. 3. You're goin to blow up 5 random bulges. For eac)( one, you're goin to detail )(ow t)(ey were blown up. And you'll describe it all in a S-EP-ERAT----E, PUBLIC POST, w)(ere you will ALSO @ M-----E WIT)( IT. Because I know t)(at if you're capable of S-ENSING T)(----EM, you're capable of S-----ENSING )(OW T)(----EY UND-ERGO T)(----EIR D-----EMIS-E. -Expect a new Drone to service you s)(ortly. It was obviously defective. AR------E W-----E CL-------EAR?!
Good work. Finis)( t)(e ot)(er )(alf of your )(omework like a good troll.
does anybody still say gpoy in this decade? #gpoy #wizards #artappreciation https://squidgeimages.s3.us-west-002.backblazeb2.com/2026/03/26/wizardjpg.png
u can dm it 2 me.... :O
o m f GGGGGG NO WAY U HAVE 2 BE JOKING ME RN
Sopranos Tier List. Correct opinions only. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ea90f699102e.PNG
https://macmillanenglish.com/level-test/
did t)(is one before. actually, wit)( my psionics, ive done it in midair, bot)( of us. u)(, focused too muc)( t)(oug)(, and t)(ey kinda exploded... cleaned it myself. didnt need staff to know. #nsfw
dear fat girl don't be afraid to get on top! #ifhedieshedies #nsfw
hello i completely forgot about this website i'm so sorry! here is my apology https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/3298/688a060a69095ddce6c69c51cdb1d4ed.png?11352446 #nsfw
genuinely and sincerely: good. t)(at is )(ow trollkind s)(ould work. just unfortunate for you, t)(oug)(. 'cause im gonna kill ya.
-Every day I )(elp make a troll more murderous is anot)(er day I win. -Every day I )(elp my species reac)( its base instinct is one more song sung of my triump)(. I want you all to know: I love every sinle troll; of every caste, of every blood color, across every )(emospectrum. And t)(at love must be repaid in killin. Killin, and more killin, and more killin. And t)(e lower t)(e caste, t)(e more glorious t)(e killin. And t)(e more wort)(less t)(e blood, t)(e more beautiful t)(e struggle, and t)(e stronger t)(ey may be. So go on. In my name, IN T)(-----E NAM------E OF YOUR -----EMPR-----ESS! K------E--------EP! KILLING!!!!!!
throw two ro(ks at him
youre onto somet)(in )(ere... )(e)(. )(e)(e)(...
...damn, good point, now i dont know eit)(er... s)(it...
T)(anks Sollux! Currently dealing wit)( )(im!
Wow! U)(m. T)(at was a LOT. 38) Apparently t)(e --Erifin of my timeline )(as officially declared )(imself t)(e voice of “true )(ig)(blood masculinity” and )(as begun rallying purplebloods, violetbloods, assorted angry seadwellers, and at least t)(ree deeply divorced goldblood p)(ilosop)(ers into some kind of )(IG)(BLOOD R-EVOLT against t)(e t)(rone. W)(ic)( is )(onestly extremely embarrassing for everyone involved. From w)(at I understand, )(is movement mostly consists of furious speec)(es about degeneracy, women ruining civilization, lowblood contamination of culture, and )(ow t)(e empire )(as become “feminized” under my rule. W)(ic)( is V-ERY funny considering )(e spends )(alf )(is time writing t)(ousand-word manifestos about women in skintig)(t wetsuits. But besides t)(at! I guess I )(ave to formally declare )(im a rebel against t)(e empire now. So. By t)(e aut)(ority vested in me as )(er Imperial W)(atever-I'm-Calling-Myself-Today, I )(ereby condemn --Erifin and )(is weird little angry fis)( cult as enemies of t)(e crown. All military officers loyal to t)(e t)(rone are ordered to suppress t)(e uprising immediately. Preferably before )(e discovers podcasts. I do not know )(OW t)(is )(appened. I do not know W)(Y )(ig)(blood males keep turning t)(eir unresolved romantic failures into political extremism. And I -ESP-ECIALLY do not know w)(y so many of t)(em keep describing t)(emselves as “wolves” despite living underwater. But I WILL )(andle it. Some)(ow. Gos)(. 38(
When I quad-react a post, it is now beyond my personal feelings on the matter. It is a maximum personal endorsement AND a donation to your notoriety scores on the platform. A fistful of change in your cup.
࣪⊹₊˚{ MY BESTIES, GIRLIES, + WRETCHED ONES: THE END OF NIGHTS IS UPON US! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ come fourth, motherarms! }^o^{ }^7^{ with your tender glubbing our foul spirits will be SET FREE!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
THIS ONE WINS.
youre gettin a little bit too visceral wit)( t)(ose descriptions t)(ere janey
(=^･ｪ･^=)< some time?? pawlright... sounds like a pawlan.
[ T)(ere's only an attac)(ed audio clip of multiple t)(ins bein viciously destroyed alongside screamin not just of t)(e Condesce, but of ot)(er unknown troll parties bein done t)(ins to t)(em t)(at can only be imagined by t)(e pitc)( of t)(eir screams. T)(e audio clip goes on for 30 minutes. ]
(=^･ｪ･^=)< https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/j7mmcg6bg76.gif
(=^･ｪ･^=)< i still n33d to play stray
YOU KNOW WH4T, 1 LOV3 B31NG 4 D1SGUST1NG FR34K! 1 LOV3 B31NG 4 P3RV3RT! 1 LOV3 ROL3PL4Y1NG 4S 4 DR4GON 4ND PR3T3ND1NG TO D3STROY V1LL4G3S!! 1 LOV3 B31NG M3!!!!!!!!!!
I respect and note down your great act of sacriifiice!hehe
Trimmed back the massive hair monster again today! https://64.media.tumblr.com/be1ee15e0475c5643dd5481970d7ef7b/ba4afabb87db7c2c-d7/s2048x3072/817886e81f03d9a88634db459c7265dbf8544e4b.png #curlyproblems