Sollux Captor
@containedArmageddons
f0rked from: https://contaiinedarmageddon2.tumblr.com/ TL;DR: Longsuffering Captor making an ass of himself across PSpace. Weird kink shit is kept to offsite but you are warned as to the 18+ nature.
when | count my bless|ngs | count YOU tw|ce!!! :)
certified #tw0 post.
世界が炎に包まれたとしたら、ニヤニヤしながら見物するでしょう。その光景を見ながらオナニーにもふけるだろう。
didn't y0u already get two see that?
時間軸を横断する能力を持ってるから、そのような光景を何度も目にしてきた。
s0 more 0f a general fun fact then. fair enough.
Is that yet another instance of a Dave Strider doing "Never Gonna Give You Up" one word at a time on the timeline?
n0one has ever accused a strider 0f being original.
Bababooey.
babaghuul
:33 < why is it so hard fur a kitty to get laid ameownd here?!?! :33 < mew guys are horny all the time!!! :00 < nsfw
wasn't y0ur last post ab0ut deciding not tw0 score? s0unds like you're just ch0osing n0t to.
:33 < oh and that wasn't me that was someone else deciding not to do it.
unf0rtunate then. but im pretty sure if you actually approach s0meone in dms 0r something it w0nt be difficult.
:33 < i did that twice and both times they blocked me, even though we were flirting a ton in replies :33 < and all i said was "hey"
better 0ff than ghosting i suppose, least y0u get your answer. sucks but if y0u think about it thats n0t a big number two be giving up at.
:33 < hmmmm true.
all i ever speak.
t|tty thursdAy..
#thickerthursday
i want t0 be the ribbit psych0 killer and the final girl
thats what time cl0nes are for, n0?
I give up.
it happens.
You get one (1) resurrection beam. Who are you using it on?
n0one. i d0n't want two find 0ut.
Bottom -> Top 1 O G B E D O B E D O 1 Also who is using /tortillas/ for a /burger/
can't embed vide0s so y0u'll just have two take it raw: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c56600490640.mp4
You know...th!s ra!ses a rather...!nterest!ng quest!on, wh!ch bloodcaste !s the most freaky of them all?? #Ponder!ng #HMMMMMMMM
y0u'd think highblo0ds would eventually run 0ut of things tw0 do and then get weird, but in my experience it's the 0pposite. with all that time they get stuck in a rut and never try anything.
Engineers of Chittr: How do we alchemize a portable transportalizer. And mass-produce it.
g0od way tw0 make a mass gibbing device. there's a reason telep0rters are stationary y0u know.
huh, the humans alm0st got it exactly right. always weird when that happens.
this ribbit is what i want ribbit but with actual fire arms ribbit #vi0lence #nsfw
that's what we had! kind 0f a gamble getting near one with my caste th0ugh or i'll end up in the yard. als0 hello again aa.
@containedArmageddons you call me lame, and yet this is you.
if y0u can circle where the word lame was used and state h0w it was applied to y0u i will pay you 67 caegars.
nice try. y0u also missed the sec0nd requirement.
II gotta fiigure out why there’2 a 2urplu2 of Maryam2… Computer, 2how me “Maryam iinflatiion”
@containedArmageddons this might be up your wheelhouse.
usually if she's inflating wings are inv0lved. but some pe0ple get pedantic and annoying ab0ut wg vs inflation. 0r sorry what was the questi0n?
Did you just call me lame?
im s0rry lal0nde but if you t0ld me you had str0ng opini0ns on that debate id call y0u a liar.
You're not denying it, then.
if i can't believe y0u even have an opini0n on it y0u'd already be disqualified from being part 0f the those pe0ple now w0uldn't you?