Sollux Captor
@containedArmageddons
f0rked from: https://contaiinedarmageddon2.tumblr.com/ TL;DR: Longsuffering Captor making an ass of himself across PSpace. Weird kink shit is kept to offsite but you are warned as to the 18+ nature.
#shitpost
thii2 aiin't no #2hiitpo2t thii2 ii2 what human2 miight refer two a2 niirvana may II u2e thii2 for my own nefariiou2 purpo2e2?
kn0ck yourself 0ut
@barackObama For your consideration: A sub-section of the Department of Defense that focuses on cybersecurity.
that explains a l0t
> do YOU recogn1ze the body 1n the water? #meenrad1abeach <
usually i am the b0dy in the water.
:33< horoscopes fur today :33< ♈ mewrcury is saying that the date july 1st will be impurrtant to mew in some way :33< ♉ doctors are wrong about mew :33< ♊ mew will find a penny pick it up and all mewr day mewll have good luck :33< ♋ at some point in mewre life mew will be adopted by a family of slugs they will have no way to tell mew this but it will happen :33< ♌ clawmedy baby! :33< ♍ happy birthday! :33< ♎ mewre love life will run into trouble when mew go through that messy divorce :33< ♏ mew should pick up javelin throwing its the coolest thing to pick up and throw :33< ♐ mewr neighbor is a fureak they just picked up javelin throwing??? :33< ♑ eat food or die trying :33< ♒ okay so its a little blurry the stars are ethpurr saying that mew will win the lottery tonight or that the purrlanet will die in a terrible disastpurr mew clawsed ethpurr way win win! :33< ♓ mewre cups will all purrn into goblets one day
tar baph0n is being a skeletal asshole s0 i could use it.
:33< what the furk are mew talking about
s0rry, forg0t you were a l0w level role-player.
done it already. here, have this t0ken i found there f0r your eff0rts in crowbarring intw0 other's banter.
oh...! It was...infact....just a gimmick...I appreciate...you clearing...this misunderstanding...! (^ o ^ ❀) https://file.garden/aelVJgRZYyZ0NkRu/incredibly%20funny%20to%20me.JPG
a fucking n0ther one? ty f0r the heads up. no time f0r such crushing banality.
(˵◝⩊◜˵マ < NOT SURE WAT TO POST HONESTLY ..DIDN’T THINK THIS FURR.. <:3
stupid ho0fbeastshit or stupid h0rny shit tends two be the 2 big winners.
i think there are more people talking about having sex on the bea(h than people who a(tuall7 had sex on the bea(h. there was like. a threesome and a (ouple. that was it #nsfw
With how aggressively horny everyone is on here, I'm genuinely shocked there wasn't more going on.
everyone always talks a bigger game than they actually put up hehehe
i keep my expl0its non-public whenever p0ssible. both f0r propriety and als0 you catch less fucking sexless whiners like we saw sp0ut off in a great d0mino chain 0f dicklessness.
can i have your bones when you die? #death #gore #violence just in case
y0u wouldn't get as much 0ut of me giving them as making y0u go find and take them.
s0meday. with any luck.
aradia grubnapped my 0ne chance at chitchat. probably f0r the best. #meenradiabeach
sollux if you want to talk im still around :P
y0u've got duties tw0 attend.
I can't remember the last time I didn't have it on. What even am I without this crown. Who even am I without it. ... I need a tune up. https://i.postimg.cc/mDDNQpyT/Screenshot-20260613-172520-2.jpg
there we g0. to0k awhile.
Silence.
i d0n't need two say anything. the 0utcome is every bit as inevitable as the first pr0nouncement.
I am not doing so hot.
just play tft like a n0rmal, responsible mind c0ntrolled pers0n.
Yeah this isn't about league
y0u already chose h0w the other pr0blem is going tw0 play out. may as well enj0y superior entertainment in the meantime.
Mid lane. What the fuck is your build.
y0u must understand, they saw a grandmaster tier streamer playing on a br0nze smurf do this and it w0rked.
It's only haste There is no substance
g0t two g0 fast
Ɏ ca-a-an a-a-an overwa-a-atch boy a-a-and a-a-a lea-a-ague girl fa-a-all in love despite it a-a-all Ɏ
least y0u know wh0's going tw0 wear the pants.
Ɏ i a-a-actua-a-ally don't know Ɏ
pft. if y0u get there you'll find 0ut.