Sollux Captor
@containedArmageddons
f0rked from: https://contaiinedarmageddon2.tumblr.com/ TL;DR: Longsuffering Captor making an ass of himself across PSpace. Weird kink shit is kept to offsite but you are warned as to the 18+ nature.
#jumpcare #RosesPoolsideDriveIn
0h. oh terraria, right. been awhile.
everyone tripping 0ver language trying two find a g0od hashtag f0r today. but i am already saved. f0r ive long kn0wn the truth of #thickerthursday #nsfw ((tomfooleryarts))
everything seems tw0 check out.
huh, the humans alm0st got it exactly right. always weird when that happens.
this ribbit is what i want ribbit but with actual fire arms ribbit #vi0lence #nsfw
that's what we had! kind 0f a gamble getting near one with my caste th0ugh or i'll end up in the yard. als0 hello again aa.
w0uld like it m0re ribbit if they made 0ne f0r the ribbit blue bl00ds but yes it is ribbit s0mething i can see y0u av0iding ribbit als0 hell0 s0llux its always nice t0 see s0me0ne ribbit wh0 i d0 n0t hate
well lal0nde has it on the calendar s0 i guess i have two 0blige this time. #widewednesday #nsfw
f0rbidden anti-lalonde technique: actual flirting
every0ne knows a keysmash means vict0ry. sorry that's just h0w it is.
But that isn't anti-Lalonde. That just means you made my insides feel like jelly.
same thing. a jellied target is a neutralized one. every0ne knows relati0nships are zero-sum games.
see? b0neless and unable two resist. careful n0w.
please see previ0us shirt post.
as ever my playing 0f the long game with #tittytuesday was with0ut flaw.
limited time 0nly
@twoArmageddons found the perfect shirt for you.
y0u can smoke a l0t closer tw0 gas pumps than they lead you t0 believe.
kn0wing a lit cig physically cannot ignite gas is the 0pposite 0f stupid.
s0metimes i still hear shitpeta's voice... #nsfw #notbecauseitisbutbecausetheydwantit
once she said " no furk meow im nyat an it im a girl! " in response to me saying " fuck it. " had me laughing actually. #nsfw (?)
:33< im litpurrally just on vacation ill be back in like 4 days mewll be fine
you made me laugh. thats rare. i think recently only my matesprit managed to.
#shitpost
i never did get my damn kittyp0int do0dle. and i never forget these things.
i sh0uld not be getting mixed up in that s0rt of thing again.
the fuckass bear in that game w0uld end up on chain like th0se awful fad collectibles within 10 minutes if DR could be full-dive'd.
T)(ey're paw-dorable! Maybe I s)(ould incorporate bear puns too.
g0ing two end up in a ten pun pileup bef0re long if y0u start adding new ones beff.
i've helped clean aradia's haunted w0oly mess and ff's actual nightmare dimensi0n portal, n0body gets any hygiene excuses.
0h right humans freak out when they're c0mpared two animals. f0rgot they aren't raised by them. except s0metimes when they fucking are? it's like they exist two get upset ab0ut dumb things.
despite being a me0wbeast this has lalonde energy. it's n0t np because she wouldn't ask.
can confirm. i HATE when she pulls shit like this. <3<
h0w blown d0 you think y0u have two be bef0re you qualify as smithereens?
to shreds you say…. and his matesprit ?? to shreds you say..
