♠ hated by @containedArmageddons
)(ey STINKABUTTS. Yea)(, t)(at's rig)(t. I said somet)(ing mean to you. Just letting you all know if you are mean to @caligulasAquarium (W)(o is literally NIC----E.) You )(ave to go t)(roug)( M--------E, first.
(=^･⩊･^=) < SMEOWKING WITH JUNIOR!!! H33H33!!!
(=^･⩊･^=) < FINALLY GOT JUNIOR THAT NECKLACE I PURROMISED I'D PUT IT IN! SO NOW THEIR FLASHDRIVE IS INSIDE THIS CRYSTAL! HOPE MEW ENJOY THE RIDE, @IMJUNIOR !~~
Wwishlist hhiveswap act 3 on ssteam RRIGHT FFUCKING NNOW!!!!!!!!!! https://file.garden/ZrWDLFSVnnig30F-/image_2026-06-13_182419926.png~<
Settle down. )(is time is on Tuesday.
PLEASE DISREGARD ALL MY CHITTS FROM THE LAST TWO LUNAR CYCLES. I WAS NOT LIVING UP TO THE MISSION OF FELT MANOR. OR REPRESENTING THE BRAND. TO MY USUAL STANDARD OF QUALITY. MY STATEMENTS. ATTITUDE. AND ACTIONS. WERE INAPPROPRIATE. UNPROFESSIONAL. AND UNDESERVING OF THE TITLE. OR THE POWERS. I HAVE BEEN GENEROUSLY LOANED. I DEEPLY REGRET. MY SHAMEFUL BEHAVIOR. AND THE REPEATED VIOLENT IMPACT. THAT IT HAD. ON THE TEAM. AND THE WORK ENVIRONMENT. I TAKE FULL RESPONSIBILITY. FOR THE DESTRUCTION. AND REPUTATIONAL DAMAGE. WHICH I CAUSED. DURING MY TEMPORARY PERIOD. OF MAGICAL PANDAMAGE. I VALUE MY POSITION. AND THE OPPORTUNITY TO WORK ON THIS UNIVERSALLY RENOWNED. EXTREMELY SELECTIVE. AND HIGHLY DEVOTED TEAM. I UNDERSTAND THE IMPORTANCE. OF MAINTAINING A HARMONIOUS. RESPECTFUL. AND LOTUSFUL WORKPLACE. I WILL WORK DILIGENTLY ON MY BEHAVIOR MOVING FORWARD. I WILL ALSO FIX THE FUCKUGLY STAINED GLASS. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER. #WORKPOSTING.
YOU MAD-E )(IM TO)(RU!?!?!?!?!? AND I AM.... YUKI!?!?!?!?!
#nsfw #philosophy is it called wet ass nook on altenrja slash beforus
the song bc i feel liek of course it wojdol b wet ass nook
@L1LSH1TP3T4 4ND 1 H4V3 M4D3 OURS3LV3S #CLOWNSON4S PL34S3 R3SP3CT MY D3C1S1ON FOR TH1S WH1L3 SH1TP3T4 M4Y H4V3 DR3SS3D UP 1N TH4T CUT3 L1TTL3 OUTF1T 1 H4V3 D3C1D3D TO T4K3 1T UPON MYS3LF TO 4CTU4LLY F1ND 4 CLURCH 4ND WH4T D1D 1 3NCOUNT3R 1N MY L1TTL3 4DV3NTUR3?? 4 GOLD3N CH4L1C3!! 4ND 4N 4W3SOM3 THRON3 4ND SKULLS.. HTTPS://F1L3.G4RD3N/4DXXJRDFCBC6CM1W/CLOWNZ1.PNG
W41T... D1D YOU T4K3 TH1S WH1L3 1 W4S SL33P1NG???
:33 < mew hunt fur spurrt :33 < i hunt to make sacrifices to rose lalonde so she'll scissor and/or fuck me :33 < we are nyot the same :33 :00 < nsfw
ok well wait this ones a male feminist according to his bio so im gonna assume this means hes better than the other one? lmao?? #vague #postinvaguely #vaguestyle #shhhhh
@containedArmageddons sona based on my EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE of HUMAN CULTURE i drew you a #humansona
Can someone please c)(eck on @caligulasAscendit for me? 38( I just want to make s)(ore )(e is safe! </3
if you THINK about it im BASICALLY a strider By
my friends are gone. maybe she killed them. maybe they accepted the door. i accept nothingness knowing ill remember none of it onto the surface of skaia i weave a constellation of viscera made from the bodies and limbs of anything that lives or breathes upon it. it is like a vast, interconnected spiderweb of gory glob goop glibs gaping down like an insidious maw ready to eat this miserable planet whole. i cut the chains of the moons of prospit and derse and grab them in their weightless momentum and slam them against the land itself. the celestial body contorts its shape oblong, spheroid, pear-shaped, and squash meloned at every impact i bestow. i let every star witness my infantile tantrum spreading endless pain smeared like sauce on tile for the world to know. i burn, and i burn, and i burn, and i burn, and when the wick ends i immolate in the depravity of my carnage and then, when im satisfied; when nothing but the stench of fear wafts through every crevice, cave, and hiding hole of every wretched creature robbed of potential in the same way i was. then, and only then, do i raise my hand up high and accelerate time to tomorro
(=^･⩊･^=) < MY LORD HAS BLESSED ME WITH A BODACIOUS BODY, THIS IS TRUE! @CALIBORN 'S PIMPHAND IS THE REASON I'M LIKE THIS.
(=^･⩊･^=) < I THINK I'M THE ONLY ONE OKAY WITH CRO-CRO'S REACTIONS. THEY'RE CUTE IN A WAY.
I think so??? Though I thought that was most patterns with me in them...
a human friend told me about fursonas! i think thats cute! my #fursona is dirk strider
38P
DON'T T---ELL M----E W)(AT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >38O
I will literally do anyt)(ing for you.
)(OLY GLUBBING S)(IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#Spongeposting #mildlysuggestive #ifyouwanttothinkaboutitthatway https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6c062fce02c2.png
Just tell me to jump off a cliff 8ro
every time you show up on my feed i open your account just to look at your pinned chitt its like doing poppers and half the time i pass out anyways (tags: Cronus Ampora/The Rankmaid, #substance, archive rating: M)
I say, "Don't you know?" You say you don't know I say, "Take me out" I say, "Don't you know?" Don't move, time is slow I say, "Take me out"
☞I d0n't think I'm Aradia Megid0 any m0re.
S0 what im seeing is y0u guys are all s0l0 levelling
Awaek. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/93/4e/b5/934eb551044f1211f5cced04007a9be6.gif
8lowing you up with my mind.
Right? Somehow the vibes aren't really pointing towards #hornyposting tonight.
The most common wardro8e issue among fuschia 8loods, is a Whale-Tail. #nsfw
s0llux and aradia remain separated until l0ng after the yell0w yard and after the tw0 matesprits are finally reunited and s0llux lays eyes 0n her living b0dy f0r the first time in sweeps the first thing he cant help but n0tice is just h0w much larger she is. even bef0re she was a c0rpse aradia had always been 0n the skinnier side and n0w shes evidently taken her sec0nd chance at life as an 0pp0rtunity t0 make up f0r all the l0st meals because shes put 0n s0 much m0re weight shes surpassed a muffint0p and has a full cake 0n display in her midriff far fr0m being ashamed 0f it she takes every 0pp0rtunity t0 flaunt h0w much mire aradia there is n0w and h0w much happier she feels in herself n0w shes n0 l0nger starving herself and g00dness her belly is just s0 warm n0wadays y0u w0uldnt believe h0w big 0f a difference it is please feel it see f0r y0urself n0 that wasnt an invitati0n. it was a demand :) rest y0ur head 0n her tummy s0llux. feel h0w s0ft and warm it is n0w. she w0nt ask twice. (tags: #suggestive, s0llux capt0r/aradia megid0, weight gain, #rankbait, can y0u even call this dubc0n i guess it technically is but i w0uld feel bad saturating the tag, chubby chaser, #n0nserketp0sting, targeted p0sts, archive rating: m f0r megid0)
( ´ ω ` ) I hope that Eridan guy is okay. He seems to be really having it rough!
Highly Considering Yanking Out My Fangs #DrinkerMusings And #Cw-Self-Harm I Suppose
Typing into Pinterest 'outfit inspiration for visiting my ex wife'.
1’V3 S41D TH1S B3FOR3 4ND 1’LL S4Y 1T 4G41N 1 TH1NK W3 SHOULD B3 4BL3 TO G3T W1TH TH3 DRON3S #NSFW #P41L1NGS34SON #P41LSZN #BULG31SGOODTOO #SW4LLOW3RN4T1ON #MOMM4D1DNTR41S34SP1TT3R
I Might Do Something On My Guitar. Is There Any Songs That I Should Try?
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6enuinely hot take, i think: i don't like lipstiCk that muCh! really don't like it bein' left behind on me! think it's some kinda sensory issue, just makes me shudder 'n' not in the 6ood way! potentially #su66estive.
HONK1NG ON3 OF TH3 CLOWN HORNS 1 STOL3 FROM G4MZ33. >:]
taking #vaguepositng 2 the next level i think [NAME] is so goddamn [ADJECTIVE] which like is far from a controversial take im sure that MOST of yall r thinking it too but like it rlly makes me [VERB] every time
☆ anything would be better than a fuschia☆
now that im fired i have time to play that cool game vesica-chan sent me! 0u0” @bulgeCurator i have both copies what do i do now (tags: The Rankmaid/Vesica Anelus, playthrough, serverplayerplay, im not very good at games, rankmaid plays, archive rating: M)
All I'm saying is a woman can't even eat her kismesis in the privacy of her own hive in the presence of her sizable Chittr audience without people turning on her. #LetHerCook #Solidarity #WomenHelpingWomen #NSFW #NSFWE #Violence #Cannibalism I don't know what to tag this... - MC Oleana
SOM3T1M3S SOM3 D1SGUST1NG 4ND V1L3 M3N 4R3 HOT 4ND TH3N TH3R3 4R3 P3OPL3 L1K3 THOS3 TWO CRONUS3S.
:33< sorry no othpurr way the stars say so
IT IS OFFICIAL. GETTING MASTECTOMY NEXT MONTH.
Always remem8er….Its okay if I’m hotter or prettier than you in a, if not all, facets. Not everyone can 8e as sick and alluring as my well cur8d self. #Egoposting
why are almozt (ALMOZT) all zeadwellerz zo Idk offputting? they got a certain weird vibe (*´･ω･)... i hope u guyz know wat im talkn abt
There's also headshears if its too inconvenient. -_-
Sweeps ago, #MacroCullsmos actually had a cartoon mascot to represent the company. He's since been retired from official marketing, but his legacy lives on. His name is Macro Falco. Goregle him if you'd like to learn more. #Business #Marketing - MC Oleana
lazy dinner done with, i am sufficiently fed. I will survive another day.
erm, aktually, yoy put the charcoal UNDER the fhrill in order to Heat it. 🤓☝️ this is Brimstone
MY FUCKIN BOWNIES!!!!!! Im never using thw oven again ever https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bd31f39bda2d.jpg
Any0ne want t0 umm Uhhhhh #nsfw
ur giving a lot of excuses that all translate 2 "im worse at guilty gear strive than Ms. Rox is n im butthurt abt it". not my fault ur pressin buttons when im expertly and deliberately pressin Better Buttons
ur mixed up is the thing so im p sure im doing this better than anyone ever has ever
C0nfessi0n: s0metimes i am h0rny #nsfw
WOK3 UP TOD4Y 1N 4 P1L3 OF CLOWN HORNS... K1ND OF SC4R3D. >:[
Ending your life expeditiously
You fucking whore.
Maybe You Could Give Her Just A Little Treat? Obviously Not A Full Meal But Just Something To Snack On To Perhaps Satisfy Her Momentarily?
Unfortun8ly Vriskas come in groups of 8.
the princes may n0t like their g0d tier pajamas but i think they are very fun #megid0may day 7 https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/5952b0865bbd.png
what better way t0 celebrate #megid0may day 6 than by giving eridan a winning megid0 smile https://cdn.imgchest.c0m/files/c8b4877799fe.png
I did everything. I’m guilty as sin.
This is tragic to hear, I could never, truly.
[they are 0verf1sh1ng the l0cal waters.] [maj0r env1r0nmental c0llapse r1sk.] [https://f1le.garden/Zl7dvSeckR31fJ1P/m00beastsh1t/F1SH.png]
Okay I'm gonna do it I'm gonna do it ...after I )(ave a bit of weed
normal1ze suck1ng at v1deo games fr fr... l1ke bro 1 don't have t1me for th1s comp sh*t... #vaguepost1ng
8ringing the 8ig arachnid (myself) to 8ed now, after an eventful evening at a…Sufficient party. The 8ooze and fireworks were nice.
:33< eridan is up and a woman?
8th times the charm 8a8y, after seven straight losses in this gogforsaken game.
Some of you 8itches are crazy af and into some freaky shit; where is your dignity? Your self respect? Your num8er? What’s your hive address? You free tonight? Looking for employment in R & D? #nsfw
uhhh shit idk what to efin hate on. im hatin on crockerbeach all the time thats old news. GILLL IDKKK i live on fuckin earth c now everyfins boring and no one does interesting shit to hate. kinda hate coffee shops. man buns (naut to be confused with mens buns #whatup #nsfw) kinda hate big bass dogs that got no leashes on cause they be tryna act tough
SHUT UP!!! I’m trying to be FUNNY
I do implicitly agree with any effort that can be cast as passive aggressive and or tacky in nature. So. I can certainly work that angle. The dawn of me getting the stuff to make t-shirts was definitely the 8ane of many early on. You want sequins or glitter to spice it up?
Contemplating extensions of my 8rand and sponsorships, 8ut also people SUCK. The greatest dilemma since the dawn of capitalism.
Good and otherwise citizens, you should invest in my wares, my 8ustling enterprising wares, they are very much worth the money from your wallets. Don't think twice! 8arely consider thinking once on the matter even. Or something like that. Or invest via stock, like some nerd.
POGG3RS 1N CH4T.
Imgchest is back. #birbposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a84b2c5ee78b.png
-=[ my steak is ttooo juicy_☺]=-
i am normal 4 24 horus startin now
concept: #clownification (tags: honk, #nsfw, #rankworks, archive rating: :o))
It doesn't matter what quality of beautiful, EXPENSIVE heirloom glacial char fillet kitchen staff feeds @caligulasAquarium for dinner at my house. I WILL come downstairs for a glass of water at three AM and find him eating the head, guts and bones out of the fridge. Apparently they just save it for him in a bowl at this point. Why do I even bother. I'm about to start feeding him like a Sea World intern. Whole critter right into his open maw.
I GIVE UP OK :( #GivingUp #GivenUp #GaveUp #NoWizerds
౿ᓕ ̤Ꜥ·⦣ eheheh it's somethin you have to earn. have you tried makin yourself more susceptible to bein captured?
(=^･ｪ･^=)< @containedarmageddons me when i fuckin get mew https://media1.tenor.com/m/oknfqxh3zqoaaaad/angry-cat.gif