♣ mediated by @containedArmageddons
never forget how even as a mermaid this man kept his gargling ass voice
:33< castforms got some big natmewrals :33< #nsfw ish
:33 < i wanna try that again, i can take it all this time, i've b33n training
fucking s0lluxes never just say shit 0utright. it's always g0t t0 be "jump thr0ugh these h00ps and s0lve my riddles tw0" with y0u pe0ple. at least n0w i have a g00d excuse t0 stalk s0me megid0 pr0files again. s0 thanks i guess.
If y0u wanna pull an eridan get a pedicure
((why does everyone agree that eridans all like feet
Ah—yes, it appears to be confirmed: it extends and retracts, much like a telescope. #NSFW
You have no reason to know this about me, so I'm going to refrain from mocking you. Just because the culinary subsidiary of my corporation is MOST CLOSELY associated with baked goods, that does not mean I, as an adult woman, could not fumble and grope my way around a kitchen with a middling level of competence. Cooking plumb isn't that hard if you have your dome screwed on straight.
it's hard dealing with things that y0u th0ught y0u were 0ver already. but i kn0w that i have been f00ling myself f0r awhile. ribbit. maybe staying like this was a mistake.
I've hit a new low. The 10k grubs account blocked me.
TOD4Y 1 FOUND OUT 1 C4N FUCK1NG GULP DOWN L1K3 4 - 6 GL1ZZ13S.. >;]
❥ Uოო. A littlε εოbarrassfin but it’s bεεn a ധhilε sincε I sat on soოεbubblys facε nd I kind of ოiss it!! Its naut supεr εasy 2 find suო1 abubblε 2 handlε ოy ധεight tho!! ◞‸◟ #nsfധ ｡˚○
1 miinute ramen noodle2, full of NONE of the daiily recommended nutriient2. good thiing ii 2ub2iide purely off of the2e thiing2.
:33< each and efurry one of mew are going on the wall!!!
im 20% a lady can i hav one
finally s0me0ne with s0me g00d fucking taste ar0und here.
I've heard tell of dark forces swelling, given life anew. Gaining power in dark corners oft unexplored. I will urge to all of you great caution. Badger not in pursuit of recognition, but whimsy and fun. For there is tell of a great reward among the BAD_EGGs, a solitary honor in the more Easter variety. #WitchChittr
i mean reely it was bad enough seain old alternian seadwellers spoutin the old nonsense lake any of it mattered but now theres a timeline where i WON and JAD-Es spoutin my old propaganda?? jfc i need to bake somefin im too stressed out here
38) I declared it.
:33< so... :33< bulge am i right? :33< #nsfw
I shall, in due course, present lewd portrayals of my own likeness, once I have either attained a following of five-and-twenty admirers, or have reached the distinguished measure of five hundred in kult score. Robo-dick, or whatever that girl said. #nsfw
not until i get my maid uniform! and also get to keep it in case i do get fired! and also it needs to be a little tasteful with a long skirt because i prefer a conservative look
Ocray -Ebberybubbly! Stop t)(reatening royals! 38/ -Even t)(e mean ones can be reefdeemed!
:33 < the last thr33 people i tried to reply to blocked me 3: :33 < two of which were daves!! :33 < why do they hate me, i'm just a kitty!!
c4nt stop wont stop th3 hornypost1ng gr1nd b3c4us3 wh3n 1 GR1ND 4nyth1ng 1 N3V3R B4CK DOWN!! OH Y34H!! #nsfw
i am so effing tired :( #HadTheCloneNightmareAgain
concept: your eyes widen as their pace becomes frantic trying to push themself over the edge "are you ready to be a single mother?" they snarl (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #nsfw, breeding kink, no protection, still working on the breeding fic but i like this quote, humans!, humansona, pitchslop, blackrom coded, i learned so much in breeding class the other night, i love humans, archive rating: M)
see t)(e part w)(ere i talked about sabotagin t)(e production, sport
concept: you are long distance matesprits with @bulgeCurator laying back nervously and closing your eyes as you feel her psionic touch between your legs honing in on where you need attention your dms together are open on the palmhusk in your hand "okayiveneverdonethisbefore" she texts you "just go slow and be careful" you respond you think about where she is and what shes doing hoping that she feels just as good as you do when the tension of her buzzing viewpoint psionics close around you like a warm vice you shutter out a shocked noise and force your eyes to focus on the screen of your palmhusk "uhm doesthatfeelokay" it reads "kkeep going" you respond desperately with shaking hands she doesnt stop until she learns everything she possibly could about you (tags: Reader/Bulge Curator, #nsfw, long distance, esex, psionicjob, psijob, long distance psijob, flushfic, smutty fluffy,