♦ pitied by @containedArmageddons
wingstop fries my beloved.
... NO FUCKING *WAY.* HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/0581BBA7A638.PNG
i used to be able to pull a flavor disc toward me with naught but my pan and now i have to reach for it like a loser X(((
>^eed a woma^ who will acc♪ually jus♪ kill me #^sfw
I feared that after our last intern culling campaign, our workforce was starting to look a little goonless. But I'm pleased to say that thanks to a successful round of hiring, we are now gooning relentlessly. #GoonMaXXing - MC Oleana
✐ᝰ It's always gold actually! Because, well lets just say... ᝰᝰ
OH RIGHT SORRY THERE WAS SUCH A QUICK SURGE OF OTHERS ADDING SUGGESTIONS THAT I FORGOT I ASKED THAT. WAIT BRANDON SANDERSON? HUH I HAVE BEEN MEANING TO GET INTO HIS BOOKS. ROSE WAS TALKING ABOUT IT AND SAID HE WAS A GOOD WRITER. OK I’LL LOOK INTO THAT ONE.
Well at least im glad every0ne is c0mf0rtable en0ugh t0 share their likes 0n the dash
Are we talking d0uble ds 0r are we talking tits that drag ar0und 0n the fl00r
:33< *the mighty huntress floats away like a balloon nefur to be s33n again* :33< *a second mighty huntress comes out furom behind some tr33s and says* :33< i sure would hate to be that guy :33< *laughtrack*
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Any Tealbloods Know How To Get In Touch With The LockPickingLegislacerator Its Urgent Please The Shower Will Be Cold Soon
try g0ing blind. y0u'll bec0me 200% m0re pitiable chick magnet. #trustme
are you seriously doin this are you seriously FLIPPIN tryin to get bitches on my chit about platonically hatin you for gettin bitches
i am normal 4 24 horus startin now
i lied anuyways its not my fault if ur dad is hot n single n i want 2 b his controversialy yung gf
that last 0ne didnt happen h00ves https://thumbs.dreamstime.c0m/b/cl0seup-sh0t-sheep-h00f-green-grass-cl0seup-sh0t-sheep-h00f-green-grass-205155152.jpg
If y0u all l0ve megid0 feet why arent y0u b0thering them instead 0f b0thering me!!!!!
:33 < damn
I might have only skimmed.
H4H4 Y34H
sometiems when u guys post selfies i wanna start peltin u w rocks in a good way
0h that i havent figured 0ut h0w t0 change my quirk n0rmally i w001d s0lve it by brute f0rce but i am n0t sure h0w many m0re internal 0rgans i can aff0rd t0 sacrifice
dig me now pail me later
0kay take it int0 dms l0vebirds y0ure bl0wing up my n0tificati0ns
🦑🐚🪼🪸🌀 mai tail scales r s𖦹 pretty n shiny wa𖦹ww time 2 find a nice r𖦹ck t𖦹 sit 𖦹n and m𖦹𖦹nbathe :)) ✨🪼🫧🐚🌀
Me!!!!!!!!
38D
I fucked up some grammar and some lyrics I hate everything.
h0w strange i did n0t think id be seeing that versi0n 0f myself again any time s00n
srsly plz practice online virus safety there are genuine SICKOS out there wholl send u ~ATH executables like even sometimes disguised as GAMES n stuff that will straight up blow ur puter 2 shittereens
D-->I have just realised that every single prosthetic I have designed has been in one way or another made to fi% my Serket's mistakes. This revelation has brought quite the confusing mi%ture of bodily reactions. I suppose the time to diversify my portfolio is now.
S)(ello C)(ittr!!!!!!!!
i have decided tØ shake my jar Øf impØster-nanØbØts whenever i feel angry. because they start aggressively buzzing.
if you missed it im taking a photo of myself doing the most liked reply for 40k kult i also plan on taking pictures of ones i just think id like to so you can add some ideas of your own too! https://chittr.ing/profile/archiveAddict/0a8df098-31fd-4923-baba-8e6214d4b45b
My nook and bulge look something like this. #joke #noTheyDont #NSFW https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_7498.jpeg
Am I terribly hungover still? Yes. Should I finally get up and go to the store? Also yes. Am I going to push it back to take a nude and post it to chittr dot ing? Definitely. #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bd241d06bf01.png
S1GH. NO >:(
good enough
i should get one of those giant hampster balls.. figure out what life is like on the other side.
Unreal Heiress, play Ain't No Rest for the Wicked by Scott Bradlee's Postmodern Jukebox.
confession dont get mad i used to go on roleplay roulette sites as "writhing mass of tentacles" (tags: The Rankmaid/Confessions, #nsfw, archive rating: E)
i see i am very s0rry t0 hear that w0uld y0u like s0me help rectifying this
functi0nality is 0verrated i just want t0 st0p leaking b100 all 0ver the place its getting 0n my things
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oh let them have their fun i dont know if dying killed our libido or if it was something else but its at least interesting to vicariously see what its like to be so... needy!
:33< i n33d a list of efurryone intpurrested in little old meow fur nyarmal reasons ;33c
Does Anybody Else Wanna Dance With Somebody Maybe Feel The Heat With Somebody
:33< im what mew might call :33< horny! :33< #nsfw
↗️GETTING A JOB.↗️
TH3 L4DY ST4Y1NG W1TH M3 ST1LL TH1NKS M3 L1CK1NG 4ND SN1FF1NG MY COMPUT3R SCR33N 1S W31RD. L1K3 SORRY YOU W3R3N'T BORN W1TH 4N 3GG MOM WHO T4UGHT YOU HOW TO "S33" THROUGH T4ST3 4ND SC3NT. GOSH.
i think y0u might have a bulge infecti0n if it is that big #nsfw
なんとかライチ味のハッパカートリッジを見つけた。間違いなく、まさにライチそのものの香りがする。
Just Going To Say That You Said To Instead Of Two ;) I Am Such An Incorrigible Scamp I Know
I Have Yet To Find An Appropriate Time To Say Anything
I shall have this done at once—consider it my modest greeting to you all. Should it pass you by, then so it shall. Forgive the sudden shift in tone; I hope I am not intruding upon anything ill-timed. #NSFW https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_7488.png
Say what you want, this thing was SICK. https://i.gyazo.com/72d9071b3e87286e4a0479acaf85d2b3.webp
Contagious.
38) Big Cullab coming soon!
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w)(ats most amusin is t)(at its )(eretical across t)(e board. ill level wit)( you; i dont care muc)( for t)(e religious ongoins of trolls. but t)(is is an explicitly )(UMAN belief a troll is espousin. and t)(ats t)(e rub t)(at irks me deeply. but ironically, so will everyone else w)(o )(ears it. )(ow many indigo and violet bloods do you t)(ink t)(eyll preac)( t)(e same words to and get away wit)( it?
vote now on your phones... who should i make next - roxy - jane - callie - someone else?
Find it genuinely amusing and adØrable when trØlls a minuscule fractiØn Øf my age try tØ shØØt their shØts. It’s cute
Apparently all sØme Øf yØu need tØ fØld like wet paper is tØ have a fat, fØul tempered, chain smØking unfathØmably Øld trØll call yØu “cute”. It’s endearing in a lØser sØrt Øf way, thØugh I dØ questiØn bØth yØur taste and if yØu feel yØur lusus lØved yØu enØugh as a grub
Where did you even get this.
As long as they don't call me late for supper!
STOP PLANNING TO CULL -EAC)( OT)(-ER IN MY CLAMM-ENTS S-EACTION!
i am n0t sure i can glub. s0 have a ribbit instead. ribbit.
they are deeply hard t0 find and even harder t0 map even f0r me.
i dont really pay much mind to my kult or kull scores as long as just a single one of my posts can brighten up just one persons night then im happy!
My thanks to you all for this most interesting welcome. However, I shall now return to my dedicated work. I will come back for any who are interested, and for now, feel free to reply as you wish—I shall be sure to respond in due course. “Clanking” will also be on my mind. #NSFW because of that.
:33< mew efur think about meowing? :33< i do :33< i do a lot
hell0! i am ready t0 assist 0u0
@apocalypseArisen (tags: Q/Q/K/K, 3v1, royalty fic, archive rating: G) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c0572eee6b2f.png
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they say i am a master of persuasion.... :3
got told to try the truman show coz i piked eternal sunshine of the spotless mind lets sea if human jim carrey can blow me away twice if he doesnt #bombonhishouse
am i one am i one
he says "maow" which translates roughly to "salmon all the way". hes very spoiled.
I forgot to share this picture from my Florida trip. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1498481954654257354/HG7pZQnaEAAgaHu.png?ex=69f15192&is=69f00012&hm=81deadceda001b59b1fa7721b25484ec13ed02afb517cd4e78da49f598eb1604&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=684&height=834
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II enjoy your enthu2iia2m and need two briing paiin toward2 other2. They de2erve iit, all of them.
concept: being held with your legs wrapped around their waist feeling their psionics forcing your arms to stay wrapped tight around their neck "you ready?" they say with a smug grin "ready for what?" you laugh back nervously they push your hips harder against theirs from below you feel the squirming of not one but two bulges writhing impatiently oh they werent lying "two perfectly fuckable holes" they mumur against your ear "and ill be using them both" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, no quads mentioned, DP, bifurcated, #nsfw, psionicplay, arrogant partner, experienced partner, single partner DP, archive rating: E)
Twilight. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc3814af138a.PNG
they are fighitng on my timeline and i feel so many mixed emotions about it but mostly im just really sweaty (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, archive rating: G)
... I regret to report that I have become derailed from my own thought processes while attempting to formulate a proper Breaking Bad tier list. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0ffcae3e3db3.PNG
what were every1s thought on cooking mama 8 i thought it was kind of messed up actually.... :/
im trying to get better at posing for selfies does anyone have any tips https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/82f03a56fcbb.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, rankmaid-sensei, my face, archive rating: G)
WE CAN DO THIS THE SIMPLE WAY BUT I KEEP SHIT COMPLICATED YOU AINT GETTING JUST A SLICE OF ME MOTHERFUCKER YOURE GETTING THE WHOLE DAMN PIE #TROLLDRACULAFLOW
nullification but many of you arent ready for that conversation or chitfic (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, talking about bulges has me thinking, #nsfw, #nsfwe, archive rating: M)
(INSPIRATIONAL gaming quotes of the day) "after all, it could only cost you your life, and you got that for free!" —random sailor that takes u to scaraba, earthbound #Inspiring #ForGamers
mE, wHENEVER aRADIA IS MENTIONED, oR IS NEARBY, oR, iSN'T MENTIONED OR, iSN'T, nEARBY, HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B26B678F1655.GIF
this 0ne is actually me :) https://c8.alamy.c0m/c0mp/2XX3A20/a-cl0se-up-0f-whiteface-w00dland-sheep-with-beautiful-ram-h0rns-heavily-spiraled-2XX3A20.jpg
Are YOU excited for #TotalDramaIslandInterdimensional?
Everyone wants to be the biggest pervert in the sherbert.
(=^･ｪ･^=)< acagb- all cats are good babeys
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Kill them with kindness? WrØng DefenestratiØn