Ritchy Keldam
@croesusKingpin
[PROUD OWNER OF KELDAM CORP. #EO AND INVE$TOR!] [HE/HIM]
[I REMEMBER WHEN MY AN#E$TOR E$KARY KELDAM WA$ PA$$ING ↓ THE #OMPANIE$ PERMIT$ AND ALL THAT $MART$Y PEOPLE $TUFF (BEFORE HI$ PA$$ING OF #OUR$E) HE PUT HI$ BIG A$$ HAND ON MY LITTLE $HOULDER AND TOLD ME "DO NOT FU#K THI$ ↑, RIT#HY." WHI#H I REMEMBERED JU$T NOW BE#AU$E IM U$ING MY #OMPANY #REDIT #ARD TO BUY A MILK$HAKE NOT THAT IT MATTER$ THOUGH A$ I AM RI#H]
I am so happy for you, I am going to light another cigarette in your name after reading this. #substances
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What lik£, flavour. LOL. ;P
[$TRAWBERRY ((OO# IVE NEVER HAD A MILK$HAKE LIKE THAT BEFORE IDK WHAT FLAVOUR$ THEY #OME IN I JU$T A$$UMED IT$ MO$TLY DIARIE AND LIKE MILK))]
[WELL IM FLATTERED BUT THAT MANY #IGARETTE$ #ANNOT BE HEALTHY FOR YOU..VAPE IN$TEAD MY #OMPANY OFFER$ DIFFERENT DI$TRIBUTED FLAVOUR$ AND A $UB$#RIPTION BA$ED PUR#HA$E OF A VAPE WITH A $#REEN ON IT THAT TELL$ HOW MANY HOUR$ UNTIL YOU DIE OF LUNG #AN#ER I$NT THAT NEAT]
Sö müch blabbering and nöt a single thing wörth reading. Sömetimes I wönder why we even böther making wrigglers literate ön this düsty öld röck. Böö Höö.
[$O THEY #AN READ GRAPH$ FOR THE MANAGER$ MEETING$!]
Yöü knöw yöü might jüst be öntö sömething. And here I thöüght the yöüth were önly gööd för a qüick laügh! Why stöp at jüst graphs thöügh? Ever cönsidered having them write yöür repörts? Cöüld be a real time saver!
Hello everyone, friendly reminder to those in office settings that the people around you can view your desk if you’re in a small room and the office cannot afford dividers. Also do remember headphones exists, do not listen to troll 9 inch nails on full blast right next to other people doing paperwork while watching eastern animated shows on 0 volume for some reason. Also the show being turned down DOES NOT cancel out the fact everyone can hear your music
[LMAO NINE IN#H NAIL$ EVERYONE KNOW$ THE BETTER WORKPLA#E OPTION I$ TRADIOHEAD]
|| ritchy is a reused concept i had eons ago when i was still into homestuck, a teal businessman that wanted nothing but to expand his corporations domain..i should have a picture of him somewhere but its probably lost by now
|| he had the stupidest fucking haircut ever that hair of yours is absurd he had the josuke higashikata back hair lighting things before i knew jjba was a thing guess it was always meant to be or something
How is having a job going? I sure do love being employed
[BAD, YOU REALLY #AN'T TRU$T YOUR EMPLOYEE$ THE$E DAY$]
[EVERYONE GIVE A VERY BIG FU#KING #LAP TO @BENIGNANTAPPERTAIN BE#AU$E THE WHOLE OFFI#E KNOW$ NOW! THANK$ A LOT HUR$U$...]
no it’s okay buddy i suspected it over the sweeps we’ve all been their with our workers just don’t let hr hear can’t protect you from this one, ol’ boy
[I AM NOT HAVING A RELATION$HIP WITH MY EMPLOYEE OUT$IDE OF THE WORKPLA#E THAT WA$ JU$T A ONE OFF THING AND NEVER AGAIN I DOUBT HR #ARE$]
[I HAVE WORKED IT OUT WITH HIM ALREADY JU$T FU#K JU$T DON'T TELL MY AN#E$TOR$ GRAVE$TONE]
A simple portrait of my face. (=)ttps://cdn.discordapp.com/attac(=)ments/311431599445245952/1489727972146413608/lumdir_bust.png?ex=69d178ca&is=69d0274a&(=)m=bc7f01c01218272266163cd812cc722c45c7f5fd728c394c0bc2b04b0b13d7b3&
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