♦ pitied by @croesusKingpin
#IWishICouldHelpButIAmSoUnfashionable #GoodLuckRitchy!!
Bro, just turn off your 'puter.
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, Sometimes its kind of hard to believe some of the people on here that arent Mr. Ozatap are also CEO's... no offense ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
~remember vvhen nobody came to my vvriggling day party aha ha ha
i think id be less annoyed if there was some indicator a mf is ooc blocked rather than just ic blocked so i can ooc block them back and move on with my day //
It's the old age.
// I use cm, but I know in my heart of hearts Meenah would use feet n inches.😭😔
gonna say somethin the wwarmer crowwd aint gonna like men are naturally more attractivve than wwomen on avverage thats wwhy wwomen need makeup this aint me bein gay its science
JUST KN-O-O-W THAT I'M IMAGINING Y-O-O-U LIKE THIS -O-O-N THE BEACH LMA-O-O- https://cdn.imgchest.c-o-o-m/files/4a117a97fe4f.png
I wish that was me.
My Boss Has Told Me To Come Into Work So She Can Yell At Me " For Being Stupid! ".
ritchy, i have only ever seen your face, and a handful of times at that i have never had the capacity to even touch the idea of imagining that you are muscular
also, why are you allowed to be ripped??? it's gotta be photoshop
I Do Feel Like I Have Become More Stable, All Things Considered. I Allowed Myself To Feel Sad About Something And It Didn't Spiral Into Something Ugly. Realizing That I've Been Lashing Out In Avoidance Of My Own Feelings Has Been... Unpleasant, But It Was A Realization That I Needed To Have.
Brutus the trained talonbeast has yet to return~. I miss his screech, I miss the way he would sometimes defecate in unsuspecting audience members' tomato soup as he flew over the stands~. If you're reading this, Brutus, you are dearly missed~. #Missing #SignalBoost #SpreadThisLikeWildfire
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @croesuskingpin sometimes You'd Stare Out The Window And Think About All The Other Trolls Out There. "are Any Of Them Going Through What I'm Going Through?" You Used To Think. "gee, I Hope They're Doing Okay.." Then You'd Stop To Think A Little More About What Life Would Be Like In The Future For You, Maybe You'll Get To Bond With Trolls Who Have Been Through The Same, Who Would Understand Your Struggles And Your Sadness. but You Still Stare, And Look Past The Current Of Water Through The Glass, All The Big, Big Hives And Aquatic Beasts And Then Remember This Is Probably Far From Over. #cw-implied-abuse it Hurts Does It Not? 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
i w/)uld push ppl d/)wn stairs even if they were infr/)nt /)f me if given the /)pp/)rtunity bc u sh/)uldn’t have ur back turned /)n any/)ne #vi/)lence #thinkfast
Ladies, ladies, ONE at a TIME. I CAN'T possibly get to ALL of you. https://i.postimg.cc/NM2Mp5bY/image.png
you uh leave her alone! stop that bad thing! you are Xing the line! umm.. angry eyebrow X
⚓︎ im gettin spammed to hell an back an i didnt e༄en get a satisfyin arg༄ment o༄t a it
⚓︎ act༄ally insane beha༄ior bt༄ look ho༄ desperate for attention this m༄tie is lmfao like can yo༄ back off
⚓︎ 😕
⚓︎ lmfao ༄o༄ obsessed m༄ch
I'm Not Sure If My Arm Has Healed Enough That The Prosthetic Will Be Safe To Attach, But We Will See. For Now I Will Display It In My Respiteblock.
I Am Not Going To Lie To You, My Ribs Are Still Broken ( But Mending! ) So I Need To Be Careful. But He Looks So Handsome Fresh Out Of The Shower. I Am Unwell. #nsfw #nsfc
PLEASE NOT MY MISTER. HE'S SCAREd OF THE dARK PLEASE #byemister httPs://i.imgur.com/XnwUWqr.jPeg -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
(( Can in rare circumstances, but some ticks simply give you Lyme disease, or even better, a vertain type of tick (called a "Lonestar Tick") can make you allergic to red meat permanently for the rest of your life. Great to know, right?
(( After my walk from work, I came home and found a fucking TICK ON T O P OF MY HEAD, EMBEDDED. FUCK TICKS. IF GOD IS REAL, HE DESERVES A SANDPAPER DILDO UP HIS ASS FOR THE CREATION OF TICKS. {r}#nsfw #i-hate-ticks{r}
g(o)nna l3T my man hIT IT fr(o)m Th3h3 back cauS3 W3 can'T fuck IT up ThIS TIm3.
Will you react to this post for literally no reason at all? I just like seeing the number go up on my notifications.
This Ambidextrous " Shit " Is Easy. #larkdoodles #nsfw https://i.ibb.co/pzmjwx06/illustration27.png
i laugh when ppl make ppl medicated j/)kes abt /)ther ppl until they start making them ab/)ut me. i am /)n the same b/)at as every/)ne else im making fun /)f, but im clearly very stable and well adjusted s/) im n/)t like the /)ther ppl wh/) say the exact same shit as me #unmedicated #id/)ntg/)2theh/)spital #cw-mentalheath? #j/)ke #thisisaJ(\KE
⧃ You can interpret that however you want. All I was saying is if you do get grey hairs, be proud of them.
⧃ There is more white in my hair than before. I have no choice but to blame Chittr and everything that goes on here.
⚓︎ lol ill try not to
I oonce talked too a girl whoo was texting me mid-pailing
⚓︎ that pissblooded thin is in my notifications again
I'm. missing ☘︎ut. ☘︎n what I can ☘︎nly assume. Is the best SicknastySunday ever. I HATE Y☘︎U PIZZA HUT I HATE Y☘︎U!!!! THIS ISN'T FAIR!!!!! I g☘︎tta get a grip, s☘︎bbbbb, can't aff☘︎rd t☘︎ l☘︎se my j☘︎b ☘︎n acc☘︎unt ☘︎f publically c☘︎mplaining ab☘︎ut said j☘︎b.... #nsfw #sicknastysunday
I Tried To Remain Angry But I Haven't Had Solid Food In Days And It Is Making Me Insane. I Love My Matesprit.
~LIVING~IN~THE~SEA~SUCKS~ ~I~CAN~LET~GO~OF~SOMETHING~FOR~A~MOMENT~AND~IT~INSTANTLY~GETS~CARRIED~AWAY~BY~A~CURRENT~
You need to make it over the hump to achieve mental clarity.
ʚ( Yes But It D♡esn't Have Parad♡x Space C♡mpatibility... )ɞ
ffoorr tthhee rreeccoorrdd ii hhaavvee nnoott kkeepptt mmyy iinnccrreeddiibbll,yy ppaattiieenntt ssuuppeerriioorrss ww aaiittiinngg wwiitthhoottuu aa ss iinnggllee wwoorrdd rreeggaarrddiinngg mmyy aabbsseennsseeccee oohh mmyygg oodd ii hhooppee nnoo oonnee tthhoouugghhtt hhttaa, tt, ii wwaass ggiivveenn tthhee ttiieemm, ttoo rreeccoovveerr, bbuutt, iittss ttkkaanneenn lloonnggeerr tthhaann eexxppeecctteedd,,, , aanndd, ii wwoodduullttnntt ttaakkee iitt ppeerrssoonnaallll,yy , aaddnn wwoouulldd aaccttuuaallyy, ssuuppppoorrtt, tthhee ddeecciissiioonn ttoo ddoo ssoo, iiff tthheeyy ddeecciiddee,dd ttoo rreeppllaaccee mmee iinn tthhaatt ttiimmee , hhff, ii ddoonntt wwaahhttbb mmyy aabbsseennccee ttoo gguumm uupp tthhiiggnnbbss, iinn tthhee ooffffiiccee,,, , , -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
They Will Not Let Me Stand On My Own Yet. Annoying.
I Am Going To Be Very Angry If I've Gained A Fear Of The Water Because Of The Incident.
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! am com!ng over!! But they’re be!ng a b!t of a b!tch and won’t let me !n꠹
So Much Of My Self Worth Is Linked To Whether Or Not I Am Desirable, And Yet I Am Resentful Of The Fact That I Am Desired. I Wonder How Many Of You Would Still Be Interested In Speaking To Me If My Face Had Been Blown Off. #gore #violence
my slop master is asleep and his hive is too COLD I AM DYING
evenin6. i'm... well i ain't 6ood. but i am feelin' a little better.
#PiercingsLookSoCool #ICouldNeverPullAnyOfThatOff
you know it’s 8ad when all the mediculler attendants look at you with the most pitiful expression while using that ‘don’t startle the feral animal’ voice
༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖ Please go not be confuseg, it's just my quirk! ༊࿐ ✤ ⊹ ࣪ ˖
// sad xan... 😔 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9cff6366236c.png
everyone does all the time dont worry
↘️after an officerena outing to the recreational water facility for adult molt pastime and play↘️ ↗️I HAVE COME TO THE REALIZATION THAT MY WORK SQUARE NEIGHBOR POSSESSES A PAN OF EXCEPTIONAL SQUISHINESS.↗️ ↘️a literal numbnub.↘️ ↗️UNABLE TO CONCEPTUALIZE THE BARE MINIMUM OF BASIC INSTINCTS AND SELF-PROTECTION.↗️ ↘️it is literally by pure luck alone that he did not drown, pitifully, in the shallow end of the pool.↘️ ↗️THEY WOULD NOT EVEN LET ME SWIM, THEY SAID THAT MY BODILY EXCRETIONS AND VARIOUS SUPERFICIAL CHITINOUS OILS WOULD RUIN THE CHEMICAL BALANCE.↗️ ↘️and relegated me to sitting in the open moonlight, until i felt mildly scorched.↘️ ↗️IT ACHES, BUT THE COMMAND OF MY SUPERIORS IS ABSOLUTE.↗️ ↘️so it is fine.↘️ ↗️A DULL, THROBBING REMINDER OF MY DEDICATION AND INFERIORITY UNDER THE FLIP-FLOPPED BOOTHEELS OF MY ULTIMATE COMMANDERS.↗️ ↘️i cannot tread water effectively anyway.↘️
YEA
#dontworry #it$thequ@dtr@um@ #yourebetteroffwithoutit
> for #mo1ra1lmonday ... nobody. and for #mate2pr1tmonday ... nobody. damn <
sleep and also some facial serums can help 8righten !!
This May Have Been An Inconvenient Week To Go " Offline ", Considering. Don't Get Too Excited Though, I Will Still Be Largely Offline For The Next Few Nights, Only Occasionally Posting Something Perverted As Necessary. #positive #nsfw #nsfc
>> AHAWHHWKWBMW ¡ DONT KNOW ¡F THATડ TRUE ડKWBWNMW
... That is not the take away here.
#NervousToSayAnythingIDontWantPeopleToThrowRocksAtMe
...realtalk getting old ain't that bad, prommy. besides you've got like easily 800 sweeps before you start really looking and feeling it, unless you're taking radiation baths in a nightly basis lol...
D-o-o-n't w-o-o-rry ab-o-o-ut him, he's being a grub.
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My raisin..
⧃ Most of my employees did not show up tonight. I had to put out a mass electronic mail to them and a few replied back saying it is ditch night. They are very lucky I'm in a good mood and find that a little funny because that is detrimental to the company and I should most likely reprimand them.
Apologies.
wWw cut my finger while trying to open boba tea :( wWw
,,lma3 ragebaiting my mates fat dad #fatd3galert https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93x3MwYZ/ragebaiting.jpeg🕸️
𖦏ne Of My Favorite Ways I've Been Gifted Jewelry. #thec𖦏llection
࣪⊹₊˚{ but what if i like.... find a real one }.3.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ likeeee alright. i knowwww its a one in a krillion shot but what if....???? }>3>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guwhat is.... divorce?
‡ asǁ«ed: how fat is that ass lmfao prolly not as fat as you'd liǁ«e, i got meat on me but im long and lean, more cheetah less lion yfm ‡
ITS LIK£ NORMAL. ITS FIN£!!!!!! ITS SO FIN£!!!
#IDontWannaGetIntoIt #IllBeOkayThough #ThanksRitchy
#DidYouKnow #ICeaseToExistWhenImNotBeingSpokenTo #LikeADespawningAssetInAVideoGame
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gueh... GYUU WILL SEE... im GUBETTER THAN GYUU... and CUTER.... AND EVERYONE GULOVES ME MORE!!!
࣪⊹₊˚{ I SAID STOOOOP PITYING MEEEE!!!! \}*ロ*{/ \}*ロ*{/ \}*ロ*{/ \}*ロ*{/ #seriously #flukingstop }˚₊⊹ ࣪
She literally walked in the door and said "GOOD HEAVENS."
SIDEBAR OUTSIDE EARSHOT OF THE JURY! meeting with a client rn & its all i can do not to say that all their problems are their fault & they're just genuinely stupid & they're insufferable to be in the presence of & this case is embarrassing for them on a level they do not underst&. but they're paying me a lot of money so okay let's make this happen.
#OhMyGodOkay #PalmhuskHasBeenReturnedToMe #ImSoScaredToSeeTheDamage
#Chat #YouGottaKnow #WrotheHasSaidSomeShit #AndForKentonsSake #IWillNotBeOutingHisDirtyLaundry #However #ImGoingToPutWrotheThroughTheDigitalGriller #IfIFindThatAnyoneWarnsHim #ImPuttingYouInTheTormentNexusNext
#THISISFUCKED
#SHETOOKMYPALMHUSK #ImDesktopLocked #OhMyGod
#JustGotBackAndImmediatelyGotOnChittr #IHaveLearnedNothing #LOLOL #MaybeINeedToFindAProjectToDo
⧃ https://i.postimg.cc/bNdTs9xv/image-2026-06-13-233303978.png And the office looks just as bland and empty as I left it. I wouldn't have it any other way.
#WeAreHavingPalmhusksAwayTime #ButImSneakingOn #ToSay #ItIsSoNiceOutRightNow #AndDespiteHowAllOverThePlaceIveBeenLately #ImGladToBeOutHere #AndILoveMyFriends #ALot #ILoveThatTheyWereSoWillingToDropEverything #ToDoThisWithMe #BecauseIReallyNeededIt #INeededThisExperience #IGotToWalkNiceHikingTrails #AndSwimInAReallyColdLake #AndWeAreSittingAroundAFireRightNow #AndItsJust #Idk #ItsSomethingIdBeenMissingInMyLife #Just #INeverHadFriendsLikeThis #IdBeenPretendingMostOfMyLife #NoOneReallyKnewMeUntilChittr #WhichIsProbablySoStupidToSay #ButItsTrue #AsPatheticAsThatSounds #AndDespiteTheWaysInWhichIAmNotExactlyOkayRightNow #AndTheFactThatIHaveTo #BePhysicallyRestrainedFromMakingStupidRashDecisionsSometimes #ImAlsoWeirdlyOkay #BecauseIHaveMyFriends #ThatsNotTheBeAllEndAllForMyLifeObviously #ButIdk #ImOkayRightNow #IThinkIllBeFineInTheEnd #ItsHardNotToHaveALittleHopeThingsWillWorkOut #WhenYoureSurroundedByPeople #WhoReallyLoveAndCareForYou #IHopeYoureAllHavingAGoodDay
SIDEBAR OUTSIDE EARSHOT OF THE JURY! he's posting good Business Quotes again but i know now that he doesnt mean any of them & is an intrinsically hollow & particularly spineless husk of a troll & so i cant simply like & share as i used to. But theyre kind of bangers. This is why the Empress invented mediating as an emotion #vagueposting
|| ANON SAYS... "i was Told from a veeeeeery reliable source ThaT @graTuiTousAnnuiTy is sTill in his ex's noTifs. yikes! paTheTicccccc ;)" HAHAHAHAHA ... Ohhhhh . omg , hTTps://forms.gle/bVF3KNb6SQ8PZbnT7 #embarassing !
⚓︎ sher... 🙁
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you would like to pursue legal action regarding a case of malpractice, i hope you know that you know a guy who can make it happen
D⧃ N⧃T PITY THE M⧃UNTAIN HE HAS AND WILL NEVER BE IN A SITUATI⧃N HE D⧃ES N⧃T WANT T⧃ BE IN
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @croesuskingpin the Night You Had Sneaked Out Was Quite Full Of Surprises And By That You Mean Lot's Of Trouble And Running. you Wanted To See What It Was Like Out On The City, With Other Trolls, You Didn't Want To Become A Shut-in. You Wanted To Experience Stuff Trolls Your Age Did. you Got Into A Fight With A Bunch Of Drunken Men, At The Time You Weren't Strong Enough To Defend Yourself So Clearly You Got Kicked To The Ground Then To Hell And Back. Your Nose Was Bleeding And You Had A Tear In Your Lips. Your Arms Where All Scratched Up And Your Pants Had Teared At The Ends. unfortunately, You Had To Run Back Hive, You Knew It Would Not End Up Well- He Was Going To Kill You If He Found Out And If He Saw You This Way. once You Made It To The Beach, There He Was. The Sweat On Your Face Making Your Wounds Itchy. But There He Was, Arms Crossed, Looking As Dissapointed As Ever. "ritchy." "y-yes?" You Couldn't Look Up, You Were Ashamed. "what Happened?" "i- Uh- Got In A Fight." You Stopped And Looked Up At Him With Pleading Eyes. "please Don't Be Mad!" "hm." Eskari Grabbed You By The Wrist And Pulled And Squeezed, Snarling In Your Ear. "don't You Ever Try To Sneak Out Ever Again, You Hear Me, Ritchy? This Is Unbecoming And Disgraceful." Eskari Threw You Around Like A Ragdoll Afterwards, Scorting You To The Very New Elevator "i'm Sorry.." #violence ow. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsekfh6j2vgskoqsezds9n0t5tnb8gtkihiapootjcd9yp3hmw/viewform?usp=header
｢gyyuuuuhhhhh~ *drools* vkei-chan~~ so kawaiiii!!!! nuzzling this sashin!(´ 3｀) mwahmwahmwah.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: sashin means kyutiegraph!!]
THE M⧃UNTAIN HAS BEEN TURNED INT⧃ A W⧃MAN... THIS MAN'S P⧃WER IS GREATER THAN I ANTICIPATED
#IThinkIJustFoundAGreyHair #WhichMightSeemSillyToSay #BecauseILiterallyHaveWhiteHairs #ButThisIs #Different #ThisIs #AStressGrey
Okay.. everyth1ng 5eem5 f1ne. Hello everyone.. 1 m155 my jade fr1end. 1 m155 h1m very much. De5p1te how 1 ju5t 5aw h1m an hour ago
NEXT TIME YOU THINK ABOUT TAKING A BATH, remember that you are the noodle and the water is the broth. you are SOUPING yourself
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I Cannot Tell You How My Outing Went Last Light For Reasons That I Also Cannot Share, But The Map Was Still Wrong. I Am Trying A Different Tactic After I Look Over His Scrolls To Find What I Got Incorrect.
THEY ARE TRYING T⧃ REM⧃VE ME FR⧃M THE GRUBD⧃NALDXZGZZBGVFV CVZHVZZZXXZZZZZZXXXXZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
#HeStoppedChewingOnMyWiresLongEnoughForUsToGoOut
FOR #PRIDEMONTH I WILL BE CHANGING MY COMPANY’S LOGO TO RAINBOW COLORS AND I WILL BE 20% WOKER.
aight tiMMe for another of MMy faMMous MMicahh vagueposts get ready here we go okay he pisses MMe the fuck off
⚓︎ ok dont yo〰 take like depression meds or some shit? mentally ill
[BEGIN MESSAGE] #ventt #zuggeztive the w0rztt partt 0f being he1med iz the 1ack 0f being ab1e t0 t0uch. i fee1 1ike i zh0u1d n0tt have been z0 eager t0 h01d 0therz during my time 0ff becauze then i w0u1d n0tt mizz itt az much. [END MESSAGE]
All I'm saying is that my employees are s€reened for li€e twi€e a day during the de€ontamination portion of the €lo€king-in-and-out pro€ess. They are purged from the €ompany if they are found to be harbouring any.
Do not forget to celebrate your favorite shitposter on June 15, okay? (Me. It's me. I was hatch.)
(( FUCK. NOOOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
꒰update : little piece of pencil flew into my ganderbulb <:(꒱
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=>>it May nøt løøk like it but i actually really fucking hate the guy øn the left https://files.catbøx.Møe/rhdaig.png>>>
⊹₊˚{ ew, girl.... also, you like, never know }>_>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ you never think its going to happen to you until it does soooo }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ like i hope hes alright! honestly }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ just like manage your expectations i guess }˚₊⊹ ࣪
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guwhat the HELL... GUWHO ELSE IS GOING TO BREAK UP AND GUNOT CONSULT FRAIMI THE CUPID EXPERT FIRST!!! https://i.ibb.co/kV877nyj/ezgif-421be3a75cf61a67.gif
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guehmmm as a grub i used to believe mayonnaise guwas made out of manatee lusii..
s/)me/)ne just expl/)ded in the r/)/)m next t/) me and i’m STILL n/)t getting a damn raise
#UnrelatedToAnything #ImJustReallyHappy #ToBeMatespritsWith #@gratuitousAnnuity #So #OfficialStatementOnThatIGuess? #:P
#WowItIs #LATE #LikeIWouldBarelyGetAnySleepBeforeWork #... #Ohhh #Fuck #Work #ImGoingToDieAtWorkTomorrow #Oops #MaybeIShouldCallOutSickOrSomething #^^;
@croesusKingpin DON'T HATE THAT IT WAS VERY TRAGIC THAT WEEK
I'LL HAVE TO TRAUMA POST TOO THEN WHEN I WAS 7 YEARS OLD.... I LOST ROCKY AND COULDN'T FIND HIM FOR A WEEK D:
I Think I've Agonized Long Enough, I Fear I've Already Made Myself Late. If The " Fit " Is " Trash " Do Not Tell Me. I Am Already #nervous. https://i.imgur.com/ehnpefr.png
-=[ddidyou know in biioshock iff youfreeze a hackablle puzzle itmakes the minigame goslower and it makes it easier_☺]=-
"do You Have Any Musicians Where If You Find Out Someone Listens To Them At All It's An Immediate Turn Off?" troll Marilyn Manson. #eugh #nsfw? #larksoama https://tally.so/r/449eay
this is really sad https://file.garden/agQ30QzKlhVH5YDa/IMG_8656.jpeg
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oh im sorry aboUt that Uhm...
Uhm now that thats posted im feeling good aboUt myself and id like to know what chittr woUld like to see of me... please ask me anything in this post i dont care what it is i need troll contact #sUggestive...
It's Always Go Kiss Your Man And Never "why Hasn't Your Man Kissed You" Smfh
I think people are mistaking me for a business minded guy because of my user name and because I got a shiny new job. How do I explain that no I'm just a fuck on the internet that really really likes numbers. Casper does NOT have an investment portfolio.
hhhnggnn feeling thhhnem cuhhm in youhhr mouhhthhhn, flooding youhhr tonguhhe withhhn thhhne taste of thhhneir arouhhsal whhhnile thhhney writhhhne above youhh hhhnhhhngngn #nsfw
>>| .i can't take this .anymore. .i've spent time, trying to do something. basically .anything. lying .on the floor, checking the server, poking .at bodies, checking traps, running .around like maniac .on the loose, but nothing! .i .am still. need. to someone. just hit me. straight .into my nook. .i need someone to stuff .it very badly. .i .am going crazy? probably. yes. .i don't know. .it's like. .i don't care what .anyone will say. .i'm .already definition .of .a freak due to .all my love for purplebloods. what .else can be wrong? so please, just dm me .uhhh. .i'll be sick .if .i continue begging, .i'm not .used to such... .asking. .i know, .i was doing .awhile .ago, but .i'm. .i just can't .ask. too shy, .i guess? fuck. https://hive.beeb.trl/posts/img_039n.png #nsfw #hornyposting #verybadhornyposting
ssoorryy, mmyy hhiigghhbblloooodd , ii wwiisshh ii ccoouulldd, ssaayy iitt wwoonntt hhaappppeenn aaggaaiinn, bbuuttii ddoonn tt,, rreeaallllyy kknnooww hhooww,, ttoo pprreevveenntt tthhiiss,,,,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
uuhhmm,, , aappppaarreennttll yy , mmyy bboossss tthhiinnkkss, iimm aaccttuuaallllyy,, , ggoooodd ffoorr, mmoorraallee,,, , hhee ssaayyss,, , iimm lliikkee,, tthhee ooffffiiccee,, mmaassccoott,,,, -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
hhwwuuhh? -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
" You Seem Like You've Recovered Well Actually ", Wrong. I Don't Even Touch My Comfort Slab Because It Is Still Unmade From The Last Time He Was In It, And It Still Smells Like Him A Little Bit.
hhhngnnnn
my matesprit vvΩn’t stΩp speaking in fish puns even during extremely seriΩus cΩnversatiΩns i’m beginning tΩ think seadvvellers aren’t real… yΩu can’t add fish puns intΩ a cΩnvΩ vvhen vve’re trying tΩ cΩver up a crime
My c◎mp⟁ny's st◎ck is ⟁lw⟁ys rising; it's never ⟁ better time f◎r invest◎rs. If it w⟁sn't, it w◎uld be quickly fixed!
hhhnghhhngnn whhhnen thhhney grab bothhhn youhhr arms and pin thhhnem behhhnind youhhr back, pouhhnding down into youhh hhhnhhhngnn whhhnile thhhney moan in youhhr ear "thhhnis is whhhnat youhh wanted from me" ghhhnghhhnn #nsfw
Give Me Strength, Beautiful Business Boy, For I Cannot Get Naked And Comfy With A Big Beautiful Man Because Things Are #complicated 😩💔
They obscure less of what I see than of my eyes. Although they pattially obscure my vision, have you ever just let your bangs down? It is rather simple, highblood.
#StraightUpSleepyDuring #MovieNight #StrugglingToStayAwake
I ThInk If S(o)m3(o)n3 T3llS m3 Th3y'r3 harD, I'D alS(o) g3T harD anD W3 can Shar3 bulg3 pIckS
hhhngghhhnnnn thhhnem hhhnolding youhhr nook open after fuhhcking it forcing youhh to see whhhnat thhhneyve done to youhh hhhnhhhnhhhnghhhnhhhn #nsfw
being pailed in front of a mirror, being forced to watchhhn as thhhney puhhmmel in and ouhht of youhh hhhnhhhnghhhnn forced to watchhhn as youhh squhhirt all over youhhrself hhhnhhhngng #nsfw
hhhnairy sweaty troll save me uhhhhhnhhhnhhhnghhhn sweaty troll forcing me down on thhhneir buhhlge, thhhne tip thhhnrashhhning in my guhhlp tuhhnnel hhhnhhhnhhhngn #nsfw
You Won't Even Let Me Bite You " Homoerotic Style ". :< #suggestive
When They're On Top Of You And Their Glasses Slide Down Their Nose. #god #fuckme #nsfw #nsfc
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! love thoSse v!deos where a guy !s so turned on and desSSSspurrate he’ss barely touch!ng h!mSself at all and h!s bulge !Sss leak!ng l!ke a faucet #nsssfw꠹
>>| .i really need someone to pail me badly. can't think normally, without those lustful thoughts .around .in the .air. #nsfw
I'M BEING FUNNY AND DRAWING ATTENTION TO MY PFP BY THE PEOPLE WHO WEREN'T ONLINE WHEN IT CHANGED, RITCHY!!!!!!!!!!!
hmmmm curious https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3df5b5adc396.jpeg #nsfw
₍^. .^₎⟆ Comfort!ng each other and eventually lead!ng !nto dry hump!ng and breathy “! love yow”’s? WOAH! #nsfw꠹
yeah I could have guessed tayum-8edt-hekhem
#꠹lut?
。゜゜(´Ｏ`) ゜゜。 GUYS I CAN'T CURSE!! IT'S NOT IN MY NATURE!!
Head of HR said they wanted my "#BusinessTip". #WhatThatMean
⚓︎ 〰gh someho〰〰 i act〰ally let this loser on my yacht @croes〰sKinpin im probably gonna regret this https://iili.io/C95sn5X.png
And thank YOU for the warm welcome as well sailor! 😉
⚓︎ stop pityin my posts fr
Vibrators For Both? I Aspire To Be Like You. #positive #nsfw
<<"going for a shower... time to be clean...">>
(◕ ᴥ ◕) oh.. guehm.. sealmama was very awesome guehe. she gusaved silly little grub me because i gulooked like her seal pup that sadly passed away a few nights before… guehm… i don’t guknow if that had any affects on gume but she did protect me and teach me guall that i guknow! that’s guwhy im so smart and can gyive great quadrant advice (ᵔ ᴥ ᵔ)
#CantStopIt #IGottaTellTheTruthHereRitchy #YouCouldProbablyDoLike #CharacterDesign #OrMakeAComic
You Should Make An Effort To Get @benignantappertain And @posttagger In The Same Room, Perhaps It Will Become Apparent.
awww how sweet of you old friend
↘️some would say i am walking this barkbeast.↘️ ↗️IT IS RELATIVELY EASY.↗️
#YknowWhatYoureSoRight
Sorry king, is i⟡ ⟡he girl par⟡ or ⟡he baby par⟡? Can I call you babyri⟡ch? ==⟢
glad to see other people are seeing the problem. #dashwat(hing
hhfuck. :(
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gudrool.... (⊙ ᴥ ⊙) im gustealing one of those red berries guuehehehe
₍^. .^₎⟆ Umm breathe slowly?? ! dunno !’ve never been !n that Ss!tuat!on꠹
Guy with insomnia every morning when he can't settle the fuck down to sleep: Huh...Why am I struggling to fall asleep today? This is strange and peculiar and certainly has never happened before. Will probably never happen again.
incurable ailment, it'll go right to the pan
⚓︎ im not tellin her shit from yo〰
⚓︎ f〰ckin hate all a yo〰
I wish I was a real papa send chit.
Why did the chicken cross the ro★d? To ★rrive ★t its destin★tion. #sylinkjoke
i’m gonna i’m gonna scroll now
⚓︎ 〰〰atere〰er sherry and the boys can enjoy their night o〰t 🙄 dont e〰en care honestly
⚓︎ my cre〰〰 abandoned me in my time a need all beachca〰se of my break〰p 〰〰ith sherry 🙄 so i g〰ess im taking a dri〰e ALONE in my s〰per expensi〰e yacht
I WAS JUST MAKING A FUNNY JOKE RITCHY please let me have my jokes
Damn was anyone gonna tell me that seadwellers live in the sea????
THAT FEELS ICKY AS WELL I THINK. YOU CAN JUST BE RITCHY :) SUGAR RITCHY
LOVE YOU TOO RITCHY, if you ever call yourself daddy in my replies again I may have to walk directly into the ocean.
I thought he was your boyfriend.
is thiss real??
#FatsOilsNutsSeedsDairyCarbsEtc #ThingsThatAreFoundInOther #NonCookieProducts #AlsoEatingMultipleSmallerMealsThroughoutTheDay #WillAllowYouToConsumeMore #ItsFineIfYouLikeCookiesOfCourse #ButCrumblSucks
I am surrounded by people who look like they eat iron for breakfast. 😔
A Mutation In Trolls, They Are Like Decorations For The Rumblespheres. It's A Shame You Are #nippleless, Because You Can't Have Cool Rumblesphere Jewelry. #pensive
=>>I'M persønally praying øn his døwnfall he keeps cøMplaining abøut the stupid fucking blanket sø he gøes tø hug Me then røcks back and førth because øf his fever #killRitchyKeldaM>>>
UGHhhHhhhh finally...☘︎ff the cl☘︎ck.... n☘︎t a single stare at my cleavage fr☘︎m a single cust☘︎mer...☘︎ne day Minthe...☘︎ne day... #nsfw
My Dumbass Friend [ There Was A Tall Looking Jade Pictured Holding The Huskpalm. She Seemed Rather Amused. In The Background Was A Bundle Of Blankets On The Floor. You Could Just Barely See One And Half Horns Whose Colors Were Inverted.] I Tried To Move Him, But He Likes The Floor
// i often wonder why i'm blocked by people i haven't even interacted with and then i remember that i blocked a person because they were. a child of ship i dislike.
No, no. You're fine. Don't even worry about it.
.) Well, I guess yQur cQnfidence must alsQ be Qne Qf yQur biggest skills! ))
The dreams - are - getting - worse - Um - any - tips? > #dreams
>> th¡ડ ¡ડ devaડtat¡ng newડ 😔😔
Didn't fucking get impostor ONCE
↘️please allow me my final moments of dignity.↘️
↘️okay, anyway.↘️
→I'M MORE AK♈︎N TO CUTE MEOWBEASTS.
Oh! Haha thank you :D I don't think I have ever seen those ꫂ❁hrases said non-threateningly so this is a very cool surꫂ❁rise ❣︎
stomp stomp stomp
o-|= i am quite delighted yond mine is deceased as evil shall not prevail =>
I have money, Ritchy. But I'm already WEARING the sock.
{{ "Great and mighty" predecessor is too obsessed with who I have in my bed and likes to try and control my relationships. 💀 }}
The hole in my sock is genuinely going to ruin my day. I'm going to go crazy. I'm sick, I'm bananas.
,..,i didn'know they even liek...let ances2rs have phones :o,..,
Um-- hand-holdin'... https://file.garden/acHa5wA0vHdP6DSA/random%20photos/eheheheh.png
~i’ve been getting threats :{ thank you for the kind offer
damn.
How is having a job going? I sure do love being employed
✿ oh okay dis is news to me i thought ties made u #profresh well i guess ill put down the drumstickz SIKE!!!! YOU WILL NEVA GET IN OFFICE!!!!!!!
=>>shut up>>>
=>>uhM i døn't knøw! what døes it say?>>>
calling him just you wait that was the final straw