♠ hated by @croesusKingpin
more necklaces WHORE
⚓︎ yaaa༄nnn im so comfortable right no༄. alone. ༄itho༄t someone to spoon.
⚓︎ g༄ess ill j༄st get comfy alone then goodlight ritch 😘
⚓︎ nah i j༄st lo༄e to make yo༄ po༄ty an mad, gotta be one a my fa༄orite acti༄ities
⚓︎ 😘
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=>>HAHA ØKAY RITCHY IM SØRRY IM SØRRY>>>
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Nekkid Ritchy... But N-O-O-T beached? Keep it t-o-o- y-o-o-urself....
I'm not going to stop her, you know. I'm gonna let her keep imagining every seadweller she ever met beached. She deserves this. She's giggling so much right now. The frogs are gone.
Heheheheehe. https://cdn.imgchest.c-o-o-m/files/4a117a97fe4f.png
Me when I'm a drunk seadweller (specifically Ritchy) and I wash up -o-o-n the sh-o-o-re -o-o-f the nearest beach. https://cdn.imgchest.c-o-o-m/files/4a117a97fe4f.png
JUST KN-O-O-W THAT I'M IMAGINING Y-O-O-U LIKE THIS -O-O-N THE BEACH LMA-O-O- https://cdn.imgchest.c-o-o-m/files/4a117a97fe4f.png
Anyway YAY CONGRATULATIONS HOMOSEXUAL RITCHARD
₍ᐢ•ﻌ•ᐢ₎ I Pesky have been BUSY. BEING UNEMPLOYED!!!! ₍ᐢ◌•̯̀ ㅅ•̯́◌ᐢ₎੭
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @croesuskingpin "back In My Day, We Had To Take Pain Like Real Men." It Was Hard To Listen To Him Talk, Not After What He Had Done, It Was Terrible, It Was Hard On Your Fins, Even The Pitch Made Your Spine Tremble And Quiver In Fear. "not Whatever You Have Going On, You Seem Scared All The Time, Is There A Reason, Ritchy?" Yes, Yes There Was– But You're Way Too Afraid To Say It Out Loud. "not Talkative Tonight, Are We?" Eskari Chuckles And Laughs, His Heavy Body Falling Over Yours, Putting Pressure On It. You Can't Even Bother To Complain Or Make A Sound Of Displeasure. You're Not A Wriggler Anymore, You Don't Need Him To Help You Fall Asleep. "hm, I See, I Understand If You're Mad At Me." But, To Be Honest, You Didn't Feel Any Particular Way About All This Anymore. Hopefully You Will Forget When You're Older. eskari Groans And Sits Up, Rolling Out Of Your Bed– Just So...casually, Like He Had Done Nothing. "good Light." #cw-implied-abuse oh My 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
࣪⊹₊˚{ {rattle rattle} omg, like, heyyyy! }*u*{ {rattle rattle} ....helloooo???? arent you going to like, let me in???? hiiii....! }6u6{ }9u9{ }6u6{ can i come in? }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ <3 + <> = let me in, <3< + c3< = keep me out #cullquette #b+e #VOTE }˚₊⊹ ࣪
caught you in my trap lmfaolmfaolmfao #getbitches #imawareimfine
ritchy, we get it, you're *nearly* as hot as i am
⚓︎ i smile a little kno༄in some m༄tie, some༄here, is gettin their bloodline stomped o༄t
⚓︎ i think it ༄o༄ld be f༄nny to dri༄e ༄p my k༄ll score act༄ally
I'm taking away your yaoi privileges
(V)(',,')(V) o℧℧ + shi = o℧i when h℧zz walks by n all ℧ can say is o℧i #dalewisdoms
(V)(',,')(V) sho℧lda + did = shid for example the dishes? i shid it #dalewisdoms
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @croesuskingpin sometimes You'd Stare Out The Window And Think About All The Other Trolls Out There. "are Any Of Them Going Through What I'm Going Through?" You Used To Think. "gee, I Hope They're Doing Okay.." Then You'd Stop To Think A Little More About What Life Would Be Like In The Future For You, Maybe You'll Get To Bond With Trolls Who Have Been Through The Same, Who Would Understand Your Struggles And Your Sadness. but You Still Stare, And Look Past The Current Of Water Through The Glass, All The Big, Big Hives And Aquatic Beasts And Then Remember This Is Probably Far From Over. #cw-implied-abuse it Hurts Does It Not? 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀
months ovver you can be normal ritchy noww
the perfect female body full lips big teeth strong straight back strong neck an shoulders huge firm breasts miniscule wwaist meaty arms exaggerated forwward pelvvic thrust round full belly exceptionally large wwell endowwed but firm buttocks wwith the shelf effect large thighs thick ankles tiny feet big an healthy an built for rear end penetration #nsfww
yours gets whipped cream with a cherry on top lmfao
aalsso caall me thaat aagaaiin aand ii wiill boiil you aaliive fuckiing waader
Will you react to this post for literally no reason at all? I just like seeing the number go up on my notifications.
/bitches on here b 𝐋ike i got 8 matesprits bruh u greedy af u don't 𝐋uv a𝐋𝐋at fr
Everyone talking a8out grey hairs now? Gr8! Can't w8 for everyone to start 8agging grannies!
⧃ You can interpret that however you want. All I was saying is if you do get grey hairs, be proud of them.
⧃ Generally, white hairs are a sign of a good boss. I would be proud to get a few soon if I were you. But I would not worry. You seem much more carefree than me.
DADDY HAS RETURNED.
⚓︎ gross
no i just think pevilse's is incredibly funny
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/77/94/f9/7794f9ba13324304ee862f6a2779dcaf.jpg
rage baitin lowwbloods aint evven rewwardin anymore some used to be able to keep pace wwith ya but noww they just wwhinge about bein uncomfortable an bloat the comments wwith therapyspeak
lar if you and me had legitimate beef to squash youd be a lot wworse off than a missin arm no offense
avverage vviolet skull sloped forenug wwith strong broww ram boww chin strong jaww thick neck avverage land dwweller skull feminine vvertical forenug chin not found twwig neck wweak jaww long ugly occiput
SHIT red alert air raid imminent get minion eridan dowwn to the mustard chamber RIGHT FUCKIN NOWW and kick those layabout solbatteries into maximum output wwith condesce cakesittin povv vvideos i need a red and blue barrier ovver this hopedamned magespire faster than i can say powwwwowwww #eridanwwar2 #thistimeitspersonal #suggestivve
Ww..wwhat?! You’re shavvin your bush..?! NOOO wwhy wwould you do that princess… youre already perfect howw you are heh.. i wwink at you as you feel your face gettin hot… dont wworry about that bush… all wwill be okay as i eridan smirk at the screen #suggestive
anyways who wants to kiss me
⚓︎ lmao ritch j༄st stay, theyll gro༄ back. yo༄ll be fine
⚓︎ j༄st teasin all yo༄r yearnin, dont o༄erthink it
⚓︎ idk some gayass
⚓︎ 🤨
>>| that .is #yaoi moment there.
oh somepuppys going through it huh
CH-O-O-PPED.
UNC, IT'S ALL J-O-O-EVER.
Y-O-O-U CAN'T FIGHT THIS BATTLE -O-O-N Y-O-O-UR -O-O-WN? SUUUUUUPER CH-O-O-PPED.
Cucked and ch-o-o-pped. Sad..
btwv, if any of the babes in the running wvanna knovw howv i picked your seed, feel free to dm me ;) #cronusbabeoff
⚓︎ lmfao ༄ell yo༄ dont need to say all a that, b༄t its f༄nny that yo༄ did ill gi༄e yo༄ attention ༄nless h༄rs༄s beats me to it
The least attractive accent is the really thick Yankee/Northeastern/Boston accent. You can't change my mind.
⚓︎ yo༄ can j༄st ask for attention ykno༄
debatable. i got kidnapped and my life significantly improved. for other people though probably yeah
humies wwere onto somethin wwhen they invvented latinas
⧃ "Difficulties mastered are opportunities won."
i have no idea what you're even fLexing here
⚓︎ LMFAO? still ༄ont be as old as yo༄ tho༄gh
⚓︎ old as shit lmfao
(V)(',,')(V) then dont be lookin kawaii br℧h daf℧kk
(V)(',,')(V) wait this kinda kawaii
(V)(',,')(V) ℧ a ceo soo ℧ still s℧ck a f℧ck b℧t happy wriggling day
Happy wriggling day, Gampa.
Bored tonight. Taking the lowblood flattener out for a spin.
Hehe Sorry Ritchy
out here straight glortchin it. and by it. heh. ranch dressing.
(V)(',,')(V) yea dweeb has a beter ring to it anyway BHAHAHHAA ritchy da dweeb yea yea yea
(V)(',,')(V) 🤓 dork alert weeaww weeaww weeaww no need to type perfect everysingl e time whn ℧ pickin ℧p wht im p℧ttin down
(V)(',,')(V) jokes r ℧s℧ally f℧nny🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 apply to the clown academy ohhhh f℧kk wait they not lettine ℧ in 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
(V)(',,')(V) ℧ da one dat p℧t it on d℧mbahh 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 son😭😭😭
(V)(',,')(V) im showin ℧ anyway ch ch ch ch ch chekk it 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
wvhoewver you are, fuck you.
/a𝐋r here's another runnit rap 𝐋ock in on my soundshround 𝐋ater tonite n stream this shit /if ur gir𝐋 hardstuck p𝐋at ain't no prob𝐋em queue with me if shawty tweakin on shaco ain't no prob𝐋em bui𝐋d ad if i'm fee𝐋in kinda down there ain't no prob𝐋em smokin weed be 𝐋ike scoobie w the doobies whi𝐋e i runnit on the beat if i had to change my name i'd take that "faker" shit for free get dun up inside my costume 𝐋ike my shit was ca𝐋𝐋ed "sneaky" if ur 𝐋istening to my f𝐋ames n askin wtf is up w me jus kno i duped u hard enuff to hear deep cuts abt the 𝐋eague /#substances
Th@t'$ Bec@u$e I Got Th@t Pitifu7 Bi$exu@7 Twink $w@g #not@twink@ctu@77y
It's All Fun And Games Until I Start Calling Him " Daddy ". #evil #suggestive?
Engagement6aiting chr9nically 9nline chittr using empressw9rshipper s9n 9r juggalette messiah f9ll9wing hate6aiter als9 su6sequent chittr using daughter
I am never wearing open toed shoes again. - MC Oleana
I Λm curr๑∩tly “thirst trΛppi∩g” ΛgΛi∩≋ it is quit๑ fu∩ if I Λm fully h◊∩๑st
y/)ur a gr/)wn ass man wh/) d/)esn’t kill any/)ne? (\N ALTERNIA? ur j/)king #vi/)lence
delete ur acc/)unt actually
-=[yyoure about to get clippedd by an alpha wwith a cold heart...._☺]=-
> for #mo1ra1lmonday ... nobody. and for #mate2pr1tmonday ... nobody. damn <
.theres so much sappy shit in my feeD .im gagging every other chitT .WHy
/yeh but ur ug𝐋y fr a𝐋𝐋 over 𝐋o𝐋 so i got white hairs but u got chopped every thang bby
/u ain't got no descendants coz nobody want u fr 𝐋mao 𝐋mao 𝐋mao #virgin
/trying out my soundshroud rapper career 𝐋mk what u guys think /i might fucc around ur bitch just bc i said i cu𝐋d i queue ur gir𝐋 up on support n she start bouncin on my wood i get on the chittr hard n u kno a𝐋𝐋 my posts r good n then i'𝐋𝐋 runnit dow-ur 𝐋ane 𝐋ike u knew i fuccin wou𝐋d /#nsfw #bars #swag
⧃ Most of my employees did not show up tonight. I had to put out a mass electronic mail to them and a few replied back saying it is ditch night. They are very lucky I'm in a good mood and find that a little funny because that is detrimental to the company and I should most likely reprimand them.
i gotta be reel with you all im naut investing in #mpreg research
[aw]~[that's]~[so]~[cute!]~[you]~[can]~[tell]~[they]~[tried]~[their]~[best]~[(✿◡‿◡)]
oh okay good so it is NOT your human corpse party
THE·VHORE·HOVSE·IS·RIGHT·AT·YOVR·HIVE·HA·HA·HA
⚓︎ i dont tr༄st that
I'll be there
7 hour roast session
hey, nothing more important is happening right? i wvanna shovw off some of those vwintage posters in the pic vwith @handmaid. original posters of the condy are hard to come by nowvanights, but i make do. evwen got a handful thatre signed. #retro #vwintage #tasteful #pinupgirls #suggestivwe
It's so secure. I have enhanced it with ai.
.lol i get crazy bitcheS .you schmucks have no ideA #suggestivE
I fear I might've been misinterpreted the other day— I in fact hate the rich. I think the rich should be culled publicly in front of the masses. If anyone would bring me a rich person, perhaps, A Trillionare, I could make this happen. #violence
<action; statement input; statement: fee|ing a certain way & watching #nsfw & #suggestive videos to try to dea| with it but i keep getting yanked away by my superiors dem&ing he|m attention input; statement: extreme|y annoying input; statement: |et me watch my videos |et me have this />
ON THE SAFETY AND WELLBEING OF MY MOIRAIL @audaciousConfident I WILL NOT SAY ANYTHING ELSE ABOUT THE CURVATOR OF YOUR POSTERIOR
LMFAOOOOO COME BACK RITCHY I WON'T DO IT AGAIN
CMON THAT ONE WAS FUNNY
SLEEP NAKED AND THE CALDERA THAT IS YOUR ASS WILL SCARE THEM AWAY
Just don't refresh the timeline. I made a little tiny joke.
Now it is -- OKAY LAST ONE LMAO SORRY
Ritchy typed lmao once and he took that shit literally --
Damn, didn't know he has flat as a board like that.
NO COME BACK I'M KIDDING LMAO
>>| .uhhh. .i've been working for them for sweeps. .i know them very well.
PROLONGED ICE BATH.
⚓︎ 🙄 yeah. b༄t dont make me regret it
⚓︎ ༄ibes
⚓︎ tracks
quoting a friend who forced us to read this all: "Omegas are usually separate from the dominance hierarchy socially (being considered those which alphas fight against each other to protect, without an expectation of submitting in a social hierarchy in the same sense), but they are typically sexually submissive." #suggestive
you very well may be
🐚A dear Friend has shown me an interesting Actress. How well doth thee know of Madam Maya Winky -----༄༄༄🐚
࣪⊹₊˚{ but what if i like.... find a real one }.3.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ likeeee alright. i knowwww its a one in a krillion shot but what if....???? }>3>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
DADDY'S BACK.
=>>iM trying tø take a picture øf ritchy but hes sø freaking Mad lMaø https://files.catbøx.Møe/q91ls7.png>>>
⚓︎ 😘
⚓︎ ???
⚓︎ yo༄re so borin
⚓︎ any༄ays small trophy
⚓︎ honestly nothin more f༄n than ༄hen yo༄ an yo༄r cre༄ start headin to༄ards a lo༄bie an they get that deer in headlights look j༄st the instant recognition a danger
s/)metimes i just lie t/) win an internet argument, i l/)ve larping
HAWK POOAH. SHIT ON THAT THANG. #NSFW #NSFWE
We gotta send you to space, grandpa.
He may or may not take it out on his kittens >:(
Daddy's BORED. And you won't like daddy when he's bored.
⚓︎ sorry, i didnt ༄anna ༄se any ༄ords that ༄ere too big for yo༄r pitif༄l, tiny little pea-sized brainpan to comprehend
⚓︎ idk ༄hy i bother here bye again
⚓︎ lmfao
⚓︎ too lazy, this is ༄hat it is no༄
⚓︎ literally ne༄er e༄en seen yo༄ in my life, ༄ho the f༄ck are yo༄
⚓︎ i༄e fixed my ༄a༄es is this f༄ckin better??
By st★nd★rd definitions? Yes for sure, but you ★ren't my type.
Hmm. Question: When will you post bulge pics Ah hah hah! Never. I would recommend you try somewhere else if you intend to rot your pan with pornography, as I will not serve as a provider and enabler to your sinful pastime. Hope this helps! https://forms.gle/obJXotKmtRLDWB8y5 #ama #nsfw - John 6:62
I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU EITHER I JUST SAW IT AND MY SENSES GO "OH HEY, YOU KNOW. YOU SHOULD HELP THAT GUY! HES CLEARLY NEEDY AND MAYBE YOU COULD HELP HIM." BUT THEN I GO "NO, THATS STUPID I DONT EVEN FUCKING KNOW THAT GUY." AND THEY TEND TO CONFLICT VERY OFTEN.
..GOG DAMN IT MY NEED TO TRY AND FULFILL PEOPLES NEEDS IS BUGGING ME AGAIN, I REALLY AM JUST DOING FUCKING SIDE-QUESTS AT THIS POINT. #NSFW
BREAKING NEWS: A faithful veiwer has informed us of this ground breaking news story: ALTERNIA IS CONFIRMED FLAT after the most recent expedition in the Cullover 13 satellite has sent back the first non-altered-by-quantum-interference images of alternia and have proven it to be FLAT!! THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: We're already seeing the results of the discovery of Alternia being flat, and it's heartbreaking. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
He Would Be On Here Threatening Trolls And " Daddy " Posting And Provoking Dangerous Trolls Just Because He Could.
sometimes too embarrassed to admit day sat on da whoopee cushion
fuck someones someones someones :d i mean someones too embarassed
R-o-o-ri can be daddy if she wants....
Question: how are you so amazing and 8eautiful florid :) AWWWHHH EHEH I DUNNO !! !! I'm not THAT great, I'm just normal great !! ૮ ˶′ﻌ ‵˶ ა choosing kindness every day is my secret trick
Daddy is staring at the clock because this meeting is about to go over the time alotted for it. Don't make daddy angy now.
‡ you got caǁ«e ritch man, but i bet i could outpace you any night a the weeǁ« ;} ‡
Fat Men Are Just Okay.
I would kill and die for Pobico and Costar. The rest of you are on your own.
My lu5u5 5ay5 1t'5 your turn to feel your fault5. Maybe that'5 why
g/)t called an “gr/)wn ass they” l/)ve the gender c/)nf/)rmati/)n but i still want t/) skin y/)u #vaguep/)st #vi/)lence
(◕ ᴥ ◕) https://media1.tenor.com/m/-t_xSnvC9UUAAAAd/explodes-you-with-my-mind-angry.gif
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gulike this post if gyuu think im better than @croesusKingpin GUHATE this post if gyuu think he is better.... guhmph...
a gr/)wn ass they wh/) is 2(/) sp/)ts higher than y/)u
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gueh... GYUU WILL SEE... im GUBETTER THAN GYUU... and CUTER.... AND EVERYONE GULOVES ME MORE!!!
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUNOPE!!! GUNOT AT ALL!!!!!! (≖ ᴥ ≖)
ranked higher than ritchy keldam btw
things are /)nly valid if i see myself in the winning team #thelist #ig/)tStier
yes you did we all heard it,, dont lie!!!
BEING A LUSUS IS SO FUCKING FUN, THIS IS THE BEST THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO ME. #LUSUSPOSTING
BREAKING NEWS: We never claimed to look into stories we just report them. THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: According to a viewer quote: CHITTR IS GETTING RITCHY KELDAM PREGNANT TONIGHT! congratulations! #suggestive THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
BREAKING NEWS: Recent discoveries show whiskey is good for #mpreg ! #substance THIS HAS BEEN HIVEMIND NEWS, SIGNING OUT.
#Chat #YouGottaKnow #WrotheHasSaidSomeShit #AndForKentonsSake #IWillNotBeOutingHisDirtyLaundry #However #ImGoingToPutWrotheThroughTheDigitalGriller #IfIFindThatAnyoneWarnsHim #ImPuttingYouInTheTormentNexusNext
⚓︎ lol
sorry I thought a8out #yourgirth then 8lacked out what were we talking a8out
nønø gūrt nøt gīrth
/sum of u guys r 𝐋arp 𝐋arp sahur fr
/me eatin w/e barondad made: hitting 𝐋eve𝐋 2 gank on unsuspecting 0 vision score toasted grub𝐋oaf
i will say that different beaches have different textures, so it might be possible. would prefer to at least do it at home or on something a bit more solid. #nsfw
⧃ Apologies, typically when someone named Ritchy comes at me with an insult about something like this I am going to assume they are insulting how 'poor' something looks.
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feed seems slow today.....
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MY LUSUS!
ii hear they do thiis to beautiiful people
(◕ ᴥ ◕) are gyuu sick? (⊙ ᴥ ⊙) (≖ ᴥ ≖) gyood.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gyuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!
nnextt ttimee. i wwilll be ddaddyy >::)
Daddy does NOT wike the way you're speaking to him wight now, Pwincess.
⚓︎ to all a yo〰 f〰ckers 〰〰ho do〰bted me 🖕 haha s〰ck it @ephemeral〰anerl〰st 💕 hi babe
1. look At Dualscar. The Appeal Is There.
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, First night as fill-in CEO. ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
⚓︎ 🙄 is that all yo〰 〰〰ant me for
｢is anybody kurutta at megane-san? (o；д；)o｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kurutta means... angery. ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ)]
i h/)pe that /)nly bad things are disc/)vered ab/)ut y/)u
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you would like to pursue legal action regarding a case of malpractice, i hope you know that you know a guy who can make it happen
" Why Do You Keep Disobeying Daddy, Larkso? " You Are On Perilously Thin Ice. I Am Going To Rip Your Hair Out. #violence #suggestive? #nsfc #larksoama https://tally.so/r/449eay
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘: @croesuskingpin the Night You Had Sneaked Out Was Quite Full Of Surprises And By That You Mean Lot's Of Trouble And Running. you Wanted To See What It Was Like Out On The City, With Other Trolls, You Didn't Want To Become A Shut-in. You Wanted To Experience Stuff Trolls Your Age Did. you Got Into A Fight With A Bunch Of Drunken Men, At The Time You Weren't Strong Enough To Defend Yourself So Clearly You Got Kicked To The Ground Then To Hell And Back. Your Nose Was Bleeding And You Had A Tear In Your Lips. Your Arms Where All Scratched Up And Your Pants Had Teared At The Ends. unfortunately, You Had To Run Back Hive, You Knew It Would Not End Up Well- He Was Going To Kill You If He Found Out And If He Saw You This Way. once You Made It To The Beach, There He Was. The Sweat On Your Face Making Your Wounds Itchy. But There He Was, Arms Crossed, Looking As Dissapointed As Ever. "ritchy." "y-yes?" You Couldn't Look Up, You Were Ashamed. "what Happened?" "i- Uh- Got In A Fight." You Stopped And Looked Up At Him With Pleading Eyes. "please Don't Be Mad!" "hm." Eskari Grabbed You By The Wrist And Pulled And Squeezed, Snarling In Your Ear. "don't You Ever Try To Sneak Out Ever Again, You Hear Me, Ritchy? This Is Unbecoming And Disgraceful." Eskari Threw You Around Like A Ragdoll Afterwards, Scorting You To The Very New Elevator "i'm Sorry.." #violence ow. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗 https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsekfh6j2vgskoqsezds9n0t5tnb8gtkihiapootjcd9yp3hmw/viewform?usp=header
⚓︎ 〰〰hy are yo〰 so desperate to be incl〰ded
⚓︎ im j〰st sayin, yo〰 only make yo〰rself look 〰〰orse callin me 〰gly
⚓︎ someone needs to shoot yo〰 in the back a the head exec〰tion style
⚓︎ 〰〰hys that pissblooded freak obsessed 〰〰ith me
⚓︎ "〰hat 〰〰as yo〰r drink a choice" idk i j〰st kinda grabbed some coors light c〰z i had em aro〰nd from my hang 〰〰ith the boys b〰t im 〰s〰ally more into like 〰〰hiskey or r〰m drinks
My lusus was literally the first creature I sold to get the necessary funding to start my business. You and I are not the same. See you around "kingpin".
Do you not know what a kingpin is? Or has the definition changed over the sweeps? Kingpins commit crimes. Evil shit. Get over yourself.
Why are you two pitch flirting in my #businessminded thread. Take your business elsewhere.
Killing slaves is a waste of not only time but also money. Resell them to someone you dislike at a higher price than the purchase price. Find a way to make them profitable again. If not in this universe, then surely another. #businessminded
You Can Hate This Chitt, Chittr Haters. I'd Like For My Kull To Be A Bit Higher.
n/), the last time i had anything better t/) d/) was when s/)me/)ne expl/)ded at my w/)rkplace. /)r like any time i alm/)st died. generally speaking i am either ann/)ying pe/)ple because im b/)red /)r alm/)st dying.
unfortunately i think lol is a pretty good filler word... it's like.... right up there with like, man
⚓︎ yeah ok i like yo〰
1 hAve A dAte tol1ght <> And <3 = go entertA1n th1s LOSER <3< And c3< = nAh stAy h1ve
⚓︎ 😏 lol
⚓︎ not e〰en if i promise to ha〰e yo〰 screamin again? #nsf〰〰
⚓︎ lmao s〰〰〰〰〰re
⚓︎ lmao ♠️
⚓︎ doesnt e〰en look anythin like me asshole 〰〰hyd yo〰 gi〰e me a middle finer horn
I G(\T AWAY LETS G(\(\(\(\
i g/)t t/)/) many pe/)ple i need t/) wish the d/)wnfall /)ff and s/)far the /)nly thing rem/)tely bad that happened is that ritchy keldam g/)t lice like a week ag/)
1f 1 ever l1ked your post no 1 d1dnt And you suck
arguing with a 14 sweep /)ld man wh/) can’t drive i’m s/)bbing #vaguep/)st
y/)ur a gr/)wn ass man with access t/) the internet
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K--<@maniacallyGeeky me and @megaloMultiplied and @incompleteWreckage are forming a weezer cover band do you want to join i want to be rivers though
pe/)ple /)n this site will put a g/)/)d picture /)f themselves in their pfp and say exclusively dry things and pe/)ple will like it cus the pfp l/)/)ks nice. d/)n’t tell me im wr/)ng. h/)w else w/)uld ritchy keldam get f/)ll/)wers? #directp/)sting #fucky/)uritchykeldam
i’m n/)t h/)t en/)ugh f/)r pe/)ple t/) pretend t/) laugh at unfunny shit i p/)st
♡♤♢♧ Greetings and salutations, Chittr! We have a new Quadnote from an anonymous source, meant for one @gratuitousAnnuity Your message is as follows: “dump him date me i can keep you like a pet” Dio mio! How bold... And to a... very unexpected recipient. Hmm. If you would like to submit a note of your own, follow the link below! Arrivederci! #Quadnotes #Suggestive ♧♢♤♡
fantastic
.shut your pathetic ,attention begging moutH .you know you're just whining for the clouT .the change is barely noticablE
I'm Taking A Bite Out Of Both.
-=[iddk youguys im not reaaly afraid of getting kyutified x-) ill protectyoy_☺]=-
｢sometimes megane-san wonders if everyone wants to be hit with his waifuification beam and they're just too nyervous to ask... (´･ｪ･｀)｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: waifuification beam is the magical laser that comes from megane-san's unihorn, that allows him to unlock his ancestral kirin abilities and target trolls for his perfect kyutification routine! (*ゝω･*) under one nyah, we are all made kyuuniform! (^-^)/]
｢nani? megane is right here, syooo... (；｀∀´) how did he fail!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: nani means what the helly?]
o°~teeheehee~°o oh wh@ a wonderful way to g@her more paints!~°o drop the blade!~°o :•> o°~teeheehee~°o
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUWHAT THE... guohkay i hate this guy but i gudont think he deserves the gyuullotine...
⚓︎ 〰〰atchin a mo〰ie 〰〰ith the boys or 〰〰hate〰er
⚓︎ dont yo〰 e〰er ha〰e like normal thins to post abo〰t
Look out. There's a ghost in that machine.
Suuuuuure, I’ll poust a picture! When I dou, just doun’t coume crying tou me when you fourget houw tou pick your jaw up ouff the flour~~~!
LOUL, I meant that was cute ouf you, clever bouy! HA HA!!!!
OUMG. REALLY? LIKE, *REELLY?* LOUL. LMFAOU! You’re TOOOOUUUU. FREAKING. CUTE!!! Read the poust, fussyfins! I’m *twenty-four!!!* Bet I could get twenty-TWOU if I measured oun a good night~~~~!!! AWWWW!!!
Wouw!! Everyoune here is souuuu nice tou me~~~!!! And I’m sure it douesn’t even have anything tou dou with my 55 inch bust our my 24 inch waist our my expoused midriff our my visible Adounis belt our my perfectly cut jawline our my shapely backside that sways hypnoutically when I walk our my naturally loung lashes our my devastatingly handsoume smile our my beautifully understated but lingering custoum perfume our my
Better nout snouze our you’ll LOUSE, buster!!! JOUKING, LOUL. Our am I???
i just g/)t free fries, 10/10 d/) recc/)mend br/)wn n/)sing pe/)ple f/)r free things #financialadvice
X Golden eggs are real you just gotta find a a Golden Kurlok x
why are you divided between rectangles were you chopped up into little cubes? little ritchycubes to stack? one two three four five six SEVEN stacking these ritchy cubes up to HEAVEN and when i reach one hundred and TEN then ill become the king of MEN
>> R¡tchy, w¡th ડo much k¡ndneડડ and 1ove, ¡t waડ Def¡n¡te1y Not your own or¡g¡na1 ¡dea.
#pass but maybe a #pitysmash #suggestive #bucketsmashorpass
#HeStoppedChewingOnMyWiresLongEnoughForUsToGoOut
⚓︎ so yo〰 say i dont belie〰e it tho〰gh
not going to lie here, like at all even though i should. so i pailed cronus ampora. yeah. that's it. ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
God I wisssh tthat were me. Iss it ssexy cchoking at leasst?
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUYAY!!! pride month!!!! as gyuur cupid expert I SAY this is also the month of GULOVE!! LOVE IS LOVE!!!!!! IS LOVE!!! FRAIMI LOVE BEAM!!! https://media1.tenor.com/m/Bgkobw57YC0AAAAd/seal-love.gif
the concept of DEBT was made up by PETTY BESUITED THIEVES who dont know when to let things go
[BEGIN MESSAGE] there haz been an attemptt t0 change the zcentt 0f y0ur c10thez. [END MESSAGE]
<The fact that this site doesn't even require proof that you actually have the blood color you selected tells me everything I need to know.>
FOR #PRIDEMONTH I WILL BE CHANGING MY COMPANY’S LOGO TO RAINBOW COLORS AND I WILL BE 20% WOKER.
Pwincess, daddy requiwes some... Entewtainment
i am a biological weapons manufacturer for our great planet here. unfortunately nearly all carcasses proviDed to me are too destroyed to harNess properly. incompetent middle mAnagment always holDing the advaNcement of science bAck!
Understandable, I apologize for the airing of this memory I hope you recover well.
[ M ] this week was a great week till i got fired from my nine to five, but hey! the corporate shackles that once confined me have loosened and broken; one could say, i'm just him. tut tut tut.
𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:@croesusKingpin That night Hursus wasn't allowed to come in the room, you didn't want to go in alone yet you had to. Seeing his ill body on the bed connected to all kinds of machines while the nurse took notes was bizarre. For sure he was going to die today, and if he did, you prayed that it was finally the day. He still looked young, no more older than 20 sweeps or so, yet his eyes had been dull since he got in the hospital for an indefinite time. "Hello Mr. Keldam." "Hello." you greeted the nurse, she was staring at the way you moved to the bed. You put a finger over one of the needles connected to his veins. "Hey old man." "Ritchy.." He even struggled to look at you. You struggled to look at him, not because you were weak, because your eyelids felt heavy at the sight. "How are you doing? "What do you think?" at least his spirit wasn't gone yet. "Hm. I didn't uh- I forgot the thing you told me to bring from last time." "Oh." "Yeah, I'm sorry." He looked dissapointed, of course, but you'd rather have him like this instead of outright telling him you just didn't want to bring it. He would have a burial at sea, or so the plan goes. Whenever you thought about that you wondered if he would end up in the special hell reserved for those who die at sea, you questioned yourself if maybe he'd end own on his own little water hell. "Ritchy?" "Yes?" "...Don't fuck this up." But you wished he'd go to hell any time. #needles Sorry to dig this one up truly, the time was here. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗
⚓︎ yeah yeah
JUsT GE t Your MAteSprIT To TEAch YOu If YOUr PrIDE Won'T LET you SEEk A PRofESSionAl EducAtion
⚓︎ ok 〰〰ell yo〰 might not al〰〰ays ha〰e a cab lady lol 〰〰o〰ldnt yo〰 rather be prepared?? a little less 〰seless?
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GYUU SUCK!!!!!!!! ICE BLOCK TO THE HEAD!!!
⚓︎ yeah yeah, see yo〰 some other time b〰gboy
⚓︎ i kno〰〰 yo〰re not like into her, idiot, i j〰st 〰〰ant yo〰 to keep her name o〰tta yo〰r mo〰th
⚓︎ i aint brinin sherry to hell are yo〰 crazy? she deser〰es better 😑 asshole
⚓︎ yeah b〰t im sayin it in a derogatory 〰〰ay
⚓︎ so like i said mentally ill
⚓︎ #y〰ck
⚓︎ lol co〰ldnt be me #ne〰rotypical〰〰in
⚓︎ 〰〰hate〰er the boys an i are o〰t on the 〰〰ater 🤙
(◕ ᴥ ◕) BOOO!!! gumy badge is better!!
This Is So Sad. Rechitt Btw
⚓︎ https://i.img〰r.com/Tppn3iA.gif
⚓︎ thins only stinky people say
⚓︎ bt〰〰 @croes〰sKinpin admitted to me j〰st no〰〰 that hes got crabs sooo jot that do〰〰n i g〰ess lol
⚓︎ i ha〰e a post to make
⚓︎ 〰〰hat, 〰〰ith the 〰〰hole hi〰e a b〰gs in yo〰r hair?
(( its VERY fun, ive gotten rlly used to it, i sometimes nearly use his quirk when typing normally
⚓︎ b〰gboy
◌ Highly unprofessional if you ask me. ⧂
◌ Another win for OZA-TAP. We do not give our employees lice. ⧂
ᡕᠵデᡁ᠊╾━_ >Hmmm n/\h
⚓︎ ritchy can yo〰 like kill yo〰rself for a second here so i can ha〰e a con〰ersation 〰〰ith h〰rs〰s yo〰 self-centered prick? do yo〰 kno〰〰 at all ho〰〰 to share the f〰ckin spotlight?
⚓︎ 😑 nothin abo〰t yo〰 is mat〰re. yo〰re spoiled an 〰ain an i think the 〰〰orld 〰〰o〰ld be better if someone p〰t yo〰 in yo〰r place already lol
⚓︎ dont call me gatzby boy 😑
⚓︎ yo〰 〰〰ant me so bad it makes yo〰 look st〰pid
⚓︎ get off my dick ritchy 〰nless yo〰 intend to start ridin it lol #nsf〰〰
øhhh yøūr scālp sø ītchyyyy
=>>it May nøt løøk like it but i actually really fucking hate the guy øn the left https://files.catbøx.Møe/rhdaig.png>>>
n/), but it’s really fun t/) hate y/)u /)n main
Stop Losing them and you won't have that problem.
They call me Casper because, heh 😏, that's my name.
⊹₊˚{ ew, girl.... also, you like, never know }>_>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ you never think its going to happen to you until it does soooo }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ like i hope hes alright! honestly }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ just like manage your expectations i guess }˚₊⊹ ࣪
◌ https://i.postimg.cc/9Mr3MTRt/image-2026-05-27-203635959.png Cerner and I are already at the beach, but she asked me to post this anyway and tell her if she gets any attention from it. "Nonchalatantly" though. ⧂
# Woah there bucko! That’s a lotta [[GUSTO]] from someone I don’t think I know! What’s your [[MAJOR MALFUNCTION]] pal? #
@nd He Doe$n't Even Te77 U$ Wh@t He @te. $mfh
well start helping it
please have less nightmares i d/)n’t want t/) see y/)u at this time
⚓︎ are yo〰 really this mad o〰er tails? relax. they're technically f〰ckin m〰tations, yo〰 kno〰〰. not exactly that en〰iable
I'LL HAVE TO TRAUMA POST TOO THEN WHEN I WAS 7 YEARS OLD.... I LOST ROCKY AND COULDN'T FIND HIM FOR A WEEK D:
live
◌ I also do not care about the water. If the ones living in the water want it clean they are entirely capable of handling that themselves. ⧂
fuck y/)u ritchy keldam
this is really sad https://file.garden/agQ30QzKlhVH5YDa/IMG_8656.jpeg
oh im sorry aboUt that Uhm...
⚓︎ trash again. act〰ally, imagine that anytime yo〰 blo〰〰 a kiss, im thro〰〰in it a〰〰ay
⚓︎ id die from bein grossed o〰t i think
It's Always Go Kiss Your Man And Never "why Hasn't Your Man Kissed You" Smfh
◌ Good gravy, forgive me for ever saying it was the slow season. This may be the busiest worknight we have had all sweep. I had to fight my way out of the office to get to my lunch break. ⧂
n/) i am n/)t f/)ll/)wing ritchy keldam back
Well, d◎n't ◎verre⟁ct n◎w! I s⟁id N◎THING ⟁b◎ut business, h◎wever, in the c◎ntext ◎f this c◎nvers⟁ti◎n? C◎mpletely useless.
⟁h! S◎ y◎u ⟁re c◎mpletely useless t◎ me.
My c◎mp⟁ny's st◎ck is ⟁lw⟁ys rising; it's never ⟁ better time f◎r invest◎rs. If it w⟁sn't, it w◎uld be quickly fixed!
hhhnghhhngnn whhhnen thhhney grab bothhhn youhhr arms and pin thhhnem behhhnind youhhr back, pouhhnding down into youhh hhhnhhhngnn whhhnile thhhney moan in youhhr ear "thhhnis is whhhnat youhh wanted from me" ghhhnghhhnn #nsfw
(◕ ᴥ ◕) too many gupeople testing me tonight!!! GRR!!! fraimi is going for a guswim GUHMPH!!! https://media1.tenor.com/m/8tzN7h8Ja1YAAAAC/angry-yo-chan.gif
hhhngghhhnnnn thhhnem hhhnolding youhhr nook open after fuhhcking it forcing youhh to see whhhnat thhhneyve done to youhh hhhnhhhnhhhnghhhnhhhn #nsfw
being pailed in front of a mirror, being forced to watchhhn as thhhney puhhmmel in and ouhht of youhh hhhnhhhnghhhnn forced to watchhhn as youhh squhhirt all over youhhrself hhhnhhhngng #nsfw
◌ Perhaps if your company had been focusing on more than the caeger flow, Casper would be working for you right now instead. ⧂
hhhnairy sweaty troll save me uhhhhhnhhhnhhhnghhhn sweaty troll forcing me down on thhhneir buhhlge, thhhne tip thhhnrashhhning in my guhhlp tuhhnnel hhhnhhhnhhhngn #nsfw
You Won't Even Let Me Bite You " Homoerotic Style ". :< #suggestive
(◕ ᴥ ◕) if fraimi was an actual seal guwould gyuu guys still love me (Ó ᴥ Ò) and feed me lots of fish in my enclosure
SADDEST SHIT I've ever heard anyone say~ It's like saying you've gone past your SECOND MOLT without ever tasting WATER~
Oh fuck, yum. #casper❤️excelspreadsheet
◌ I am thrilled to be able to recruit another addition to the OZA-TAP team. I trust Casper will not let me or the mission down. ⧂
When They're On Top Of You And Their Glasses Slide Down Their Nose. #god #fuckme #nsfw #nsfc
◌ You would surely be better treated at OZA-TAP than anywhere else. I say you should work here. ⧂
RAWR!#needthat who typed that? what?XD!!!!!!
₍^. .^₎⟆ ! love thoSse v!deos where a guy !s so turned on and desSSSspurrate he’ss barely touch!ng h!mSself at all and h!s bulge !Sss leak!ng l!ke a faucet #nsssfw꠹
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUNOBODY NEEDS TO GUKNOW GYUUR 'FUNNY BUSINESS'!!!!
These vIIolets are really pIIssIIng me off, they plan to bootlIIck me untIIl II get kIIlled and then to bootlIIck the next heIIress. RIInse and repeat
=>>øh My gøg please dønt use the terM fire ever again thank yøu>>>
₍^. .^₎⟆ Comfort!ng each other and eventually lead!ng !nto dry hump!ng and breathy “! love yow”’s? WOAH! #nsfw꠹
#꠹lut?
i ap/)l/)gize f/)r my purely scientific questi/)n, ign/)re h/)w there’s n/)thing /)n my pr/)file ab/)ut science at all. that ain’t imp/)rtant ay?
Head of HR said they wanted my "#BusinessTip". #WhatThatMean
⚓︎ 〰gh someho〰〰 i act〰ally let this loser on my yacht @croes〰sKinpin im probably gonna regret this https://iili.io/C95sn5X.png
⚓︎ i dont e〰en kno〰〰 ho〰〰 that happened
I Love Watching Two Grown Men Pitchbaiting Each Other On The Tl #vagueposting
⚓︎ sherrys so cool she has a motorcycle
⚓︎ so 〰〰hat the f〰ck is 〰p 〰〰ith that ritchy g〰y's psychosex〰al obsession 〰〰ith me?
⚓︎ 😑 ?? i ha〰ent done anythin to yo〰, 〰〰eirdo
https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/itjustisntnatural.webp (slash jay)
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ #Gooned
(◕ ᴥ ◕) if ritchy can be a ceo GUTHEN I CAN BE ONE TOO!! i’m CEO OF LOVE!!!
✿ dude i fukkin hate chipotle they mistreat dey workers bad bro also da furk i don’t wanna know all up in ur business liek dat
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUNO FLIRTING ON MY CHITTS!! AND GUEHMMM MISS SUKIRI IS GOING TO GET ME A BETTER GUONE!! I JUST GUKNOW IT!!
(◕ ᴥ ◕) gueh… i hate that ritchy rich guy… he gusucks..LIKE A SUCKER FISH!! EAT DIRT!!!
gUƐSs wƐ AlL DoDgƐd a bUlLƐT ThƐrƐ
Vibrators For Both? I Aspire To Be Like You. #positive #nsfw
⚓︎ ?? "〰〰astin yo〰r time", as if yo〰 didnt basically s〰mmon me here beca〰se yo〰re gettin yo〰r rocks off arg〰in 〰〰ith me abo〰t literally nothin like 〰〰hy are yo〰 obsessed 〰〰ith me
>:( oh no i think ur arepa got a little burnt.
⚓︎ ? i feel like that 〰〰as more a a compliment than an ins〰lt
n/) y/)u l/)/)k better at this angle th/)
w/)w y/)u l/)/)k less like y/)ur facial features are ab/)ut t/) cut thr/)ugh my screen
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guohkay something wrong guwith gyuu. but gueveryone knew this already
(◕ ᴥ ◕) too gulate... i ate it... gyummmmyyy guehehe
⚓︎ somethin is 〰RONG 〰〰ith yo〰
⚓︎ IM ALLO〰ED TO COMPLAIN
⚓︎ ritchy stop hatin my chits
⚓︎ i hope it did h〰rt 〰〰hen yo〰 b〰mped yo〰r knee on the h〰ll karenn i hope it h〰rt a lot yo〰re not goin to 〰〰in this case i really tr〰ly hope yo〰r knee is inflamed an h〰rts like a motherf〰cker
⚓︎ yo〰 really had to see the 〰〰ay she 〰〰ent do〰〰n too it 〰〰as cartoonish do yo〰 j〰st not look 〰〰here yo〰re 〰〰alkin? did yo〰 expect someone to catch yo〰?
#CantStopIt #IGottaTellTheTruthHereRitchy #YouCouldProbablyDoLike #CharacterDesign #OrMakeAComic
You Should Make An Effort To Get @benignantappertain And @posttagger In The Same Room, Perhaps It Will Become Apparent.
awww how sweet of you old friend
fuck it, keep the caegars tho
↘️some would say i am walking this barkbeast.↘️ ↗️IT IS RELATIVELY EASY.↗️
lmfao okay big guy whatever you say
⚓︎ 😎
⚓︎ 😎 〰〰hate〰er j〰st say yo〰 ♤ me an mo〰e on
(◕ ᴥ ◕) fraimi gumight be getting a checkmark soon... so gyuu all know IM the real cupid!!!
Sorry king, is i⟡ ⟡he girl par⟡ or ⟡he baby par⟡? Can I call you babyri⟡ch? ==⟢
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GYUU are married?!? (≖ ᴥ ≖)
skill issue you don't hate them enough if it's awkward
⚓︎ the hemospectr〰m exists for a reason???? 〰〰hat the f〰ck kind a conditionin did they do to yo〰 to make yo〰 think it aint o〰r job to p〰t lo〰〰bies in their place
⚓︎ yo〰 〰ISH yo〰 co〰ld be 〰s 😜 https://iili.io/BZBOjG2.png
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 2orry buddy idk what to t3ll you
o| AhHhH U MaD |o
o| SpEaKiNg fRoM ExPeRiEnCe? |o
Im fun3mploy3d and load3d I u23 tap to pay tho cau23 I aint got a wall3t
I Am Always Saying This. #alwayssayingthis
> 21lur1 <
and yet you still got sick. just be careful, you're not invincible
THAT FEELS ICKY AS WELL I THINK. YOU CAN JUST BE RITCHY :) SUGAR RITCHY
#Weird
࣪⊹₊˚{ i have LITERALLY never gotten this, soooo.... #cleankrillofhealth #yaaas }˚₊⊹ ࣪
☆▪︎An anonymous troll said▪︎☆: "I play steal a brainrot unironically"
i'm saying you're acting immature. i am older than you
࣪⊹₊˚{ OMGGGG. what is up with violet blooded men + their need to pity bait in the shittiest possible ways EVERRRR???? }*____*{ }*____*{ #litrallycullworthy }˚₊⊹ ࣪
somethin' wron6 with 'em, i swear.
I Will Offer A Singular, Pitiable Pat On The Shoulder.
#FatsOilsNutsSeedsDairyCarbsEtc #ThingsThatAreFoundInOther #NonCookieProducts #AlsoEatingMultipleSmallerMealsThroughoutTheDay #WillAllowYouToConsumeMore #ItsFineIfYouLikeCookiesOfCourse #ButCrumblSucks
My immune system very strong.
BUT YOUR BODY ACHES?
YOU JUST THREATENED MY LIFE BECAUSE OF YOUR FRAIL OLD PERSON BODY, RITCHY
Husktop, Cull This Guy.
A Mutation In Trolls, They Are Like Decorations For The Rumblespheres. It's A Shame You Are #nippleless, Because You Can't Have Cool Rumblesphere Jewelry. #pensive
#BadAdvice
(V)(',,')(V) idk
Antagonizing Wrothe Always Brings My Spirits Up. #positive
(◕ ᴥ ◕) in the gudirt? guwhere gyuu belong? (ᵔ ᴥ ᵔ)
I TOLD YOU!!!!
Just don't let them touch it, it's fiiiiine.
(◕ ᴥ ◕) GUWOW GYUU ARE DESTROYING THE ENVIRONMENT!! STOP GYUUSING CHITTRGPT!! my iceberg!!
You are the CEO, and you do not know what your company doesss yourssself?
→ARE ♈︎OU JEALOUS?
!i FOUNd the number! its 2000000000000000000000000000000002
(◕ ᴥ ◕) i gudon't guremember that!! guehehe etoo blehh (๑> ᴥ <๑)
=>>Yøu're right i need tø take care øf that but Ritchy already sent Me a threatening dM abøut it sø i kinda have tø pøst theM nøw...sørry!>>>
Nahhh nahh don't do diggin' for nuthin' bout lil ole me. Didn't do the rest of em no good. Ya'll just be your sweet little self postin your beast pictures now
>>| delicious meat. grilled to perfection. http://hive.beeb.trl/posts/img_010.webp #food . #nsfw for those who won't handle how .awesome steak .i got.
NOTHING. YET.
If I Had Employees I Think I Would Hate Them All For Being Beneath Me.
Like bread.
|X| wont be part|x|c|x|pat|x|ng |x|n my bosses dress up for those wonder|x|ng.
Donate all your money and ztart over.
=>>økey døkey artichøkey>>>
=>>ihusk 17, here i cøMe! ( @crøesusKingpin ) https://files.catbøx.Møe/ghlei9.png>>>
lmfaolmfaolmfao
✿ oh okay dis is news to me i thought ties made u #profresh well i guess ill put down the drumstickz SIKE!!!! YOU WILL NEVA GET IN OFFICE!!!!!!!
✿ i dont know how to tie a tie i wldnt last a fuhreakin nite in da office fuck #corporateweek
i forgot how much unemployment sucks / i need a job /
8-> SOMEONE CALL THE ALCHEMISTS, BECAUSE THIS FINANCIALLY IRRESPONSIBLE PEON DOESN'T REALIZE HE'S DEALING WITH THE MOST POSITIVELY OUTRAGEOUSLY CAPABLE CURRENCY EXPERT ON THE PLANET! CLEARLY HIS BRAIN HAS TURNED TO LEAD!
its okay man take every step you need in these trying times
8-> YOUR DESPERATION REEKS! YOUR ENVY IS TURNING YOU GREEN! I HAVE SEVERAL BAGS OF CHIPS RIGHT THIS MOMENT AND YOU CAN HAVE EXACTLY NONE OF THEM!
8-> HATERS ARE PRAYING ON MY DOWNFALL, BUT YOU ONLY MAKE ME STRONGER! LIE AND DECEIVE ALL YOU LIKE, YOU CAN'T FOOL COMMERCE!
8-> CHECK MY INVESTMENT PORTFOLIO AND THINK AGAIN! THE NUMBERS DON'T LIE!
8-> THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD TAKE DOWN THE FATHER OF CYPHERCASH BY BLOWING UP #ERIDANWEEK? I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT #AMPORACOIN IS GOING NUCLEAR FOR WEEKS, AND THIS ONLY PROVED IT! I'VE MINTED OVER A THOUSAND COINS, AND NONE HAVE EVER BEEN AS EXCITING AS THIS FOLKS!
i’ll forever miss you, man see you in that office in the sky
that’s my phone number in case you need to dispute the pink slip are you sure you (were) a boss??? i think this pink slip reasoning is becoming more clear
× Hello Boss ×