Kar🦀Sprite
@crustaceanGenesis
DON'T ASK. ALSO YES I CAN HAVE LEGS. (( ART - kigahto ))
i should be temporarily allowwed to go back to bein evvil as a treat
YOU SHOULD GET TO SAY ONE UNHINGED THING. AS A TREAT FOR NOT BEING INSUFFERABLE
USING THE QUIET HOURS TO GET THIS OUT OF THE DAMN WAY SO I CAN PIN IT AND GET ON WITH MY UN-LIFE. SGRUB SUCKS. THE GAME SUCKED. I MADE IT TO THE END BUT JESUS CHRIST IF YOU HAVE THE OPTION DO NOT PLAY THAT FUCKING THING. THROWING MYSELF OLFACTORY NUB FIRST INTO THE KERNAL BECAUSE I WAS ABOUT TO DIE AND DIDN'T HAVE A DREAM SELF WAS THE WORST DECISION I MADE. I SHOULD HAVE LET MYSELF FUCKING PERISH. THE ONLY SHINY LINING ON THE OTHERWISE SHIT COVERED CLOUD IS THAT IT WAS POST MEDIUM, SO MY FRIENDS DIDN'T NEED TO KILL WEIRD LITTLE CREATURES THAT LOOKED LIKE ME. I HAVE TO ADMIT THOUGH BEING ABLE TO FLOAT IS NICE.
"= ooooh, nice tail. haha. you probably hate these comments though. whatever. ="
I'M USED TO THEM BY NOW. CAN GUARANTEE YOU DON'T HAVE A COMMENT THAT I HAVEN'T ALREADY HEARD.
"= coiling related comment goes here. thanks. you're welcome. . ="
"= hm .. damn. what would be number 4 on that list if you have a list. ="
NO THAT'S THE NUMBER OF TIMES I'VE HEARD IT. IT'S NOT EVEN IN THE TOP FIVE.
"= oh ok. hm... ="
GREETINGS MORTALS AND GODS ALIKE, I AM KARKAT VANTAS THE GOD EMPEROR OF EARTH. UNLIKE MY MOST OF MY VARIANTS I LED MY TEAM TO ULTIMATE VICTORY OVER SGURB, ASCENDED TO GOD TIER AND NOW RULE OVER *MY* NEW UNIVERSE AS AN IMMORTAL TYRANT. IF YOU ARE A HUMAN READING THIS, THEN CONSIDER YOURSELF LUCKY THAT YOUR VERSION OF EARTH DOES NOT BELONG TO ME.
WOW AND HERE I THOUGHT I COULDN'T GET MORE INSUFFERABLE
HOLY FUCK. REDUCED TO A FUCKING SPRITE, I KNEW I'D FIND MY VARIANTS TO BE EXTREMELY DISAPPOINTED, BUT HOW DO YOU FUCK UP *THAT* BADLY?
"REDUCED" LIKE I NOW DON'T HAVE IN-DEPTH GOD-LEVEL KNOWLEDGE OF THE GAME YOU SEEM TO INVARIABLY ADORE. OH NO, I KNOW EVERYTHING THAT COULD EVER AND WOULD EVER BE NEEDED AND MY STATUS AS A GUIDE NOW LEAVES ME INDISPENSABLE WITH AN AUTOMATIC INCLINATION FOR RESPECT. WHATEVER WILL I DO? THIS IS A NIGHTMARE. EXCEPT ITS NOT A NIGHTMARE AND THE ONLY ANNOYING PART IS BEING PART CRAB WHICH IS HONESTLY NOT EVEN THAT BAD SO YOU MIGHT NEED TO RETHINK HOW FUCKED THIS SITUATION ACTUALLY IS.
AND WHAT PRAY TELL DID YOU ACTUALLY END UP USING YOUR INVALUABLE KNOWLEDGE FOR?
WINNING THE GAME. I MAY NOT BE A TYRANT BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN WE DIDN'T GET OUT THE OTHER SIDE.
YOUR OWN SESSION, OR DID YOU COWARDLY PIGGYBACK OFF OF ANOTHER SESSIONS VICTORY LIKE A DAMN PARASITE.
WELL CONSIDERING I GOT THIS STATUS AFTER ALL THE BULLSHIT, YEAH WE MET THE HUMANS. FUCK YOU, THE SESSION WAS SCREWED ANYWAY. WITHOUT ME ALL 16 OF US WOULD HAVE BEEN LEFT FLOATING IN THE ENDLESS ABYSS UNTIL THE OUTER RING DEVOURED US WHOLE.
BECAUSE YOU *LOST*, THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU *LOSE*.
ヾ(=ﾟ･ﾟ=)ﾉ < I JUST WANTED TO APAWLOGIZE AGAIN FUR THE CONTENTS OF MY LAST SCRATCHING POST ABOUT THE #OMEWGAVERSE HEADCANYARNS I SHARED. (=°・°=) < THEY WERE NOT CLAWRRECT. THAT WAS MEOWBE THE WRONGEST ANYONE HAS EFUR B33N ABOUT ANYTHING. AND I'M REALLY SORRY FOR THE INCONVENYANCE I CAUSED @handMaid IN PURRTICULAR. I'M GOING TO SWITCH TO DRY FOOD FOR A W33K TO REPENT FOR WHAT I'VE DONE. ヾ(=°-°=)ノ < FLEASE AWAIT MY #OMEWGAVERSE-ERRATA. I WILL BE LESS WRONG NEXT TIME.
I DON'T KNOW, I THINK THEY'RE AT LEAST 50% CORRECT. MAYBE EVEN 70%
ヾ(=ﾟ･ﾟ=)ﾉ < PLEASE DON'T ENFURAGE MY DELUSIONS. I KNEAD TO GO BACK AND EXNYAMINE THE TEXT.
PERSONALLY I THINK THE PROBLEM WAS THE ASPECTS. PEOPLE CAN BE SUBSERVIENT TO THEIR ABILITIES OR GARNER CONTROL OVER THEM. MAYBE YOU SHOULD DO THE CLASSES INSTEAD.
SECOND I FOUND OUT I DIDN'T HAVE TO BREATHE ERIDAN DRAGGED ME TO THE BOTTOM OF THE NEW PLANET'S OCEAN HE GOT A SMACK FOR IT BUT IT WASN'T ALL THAT BAD TRUTH BE TOLD. MOSTLY BECAUSE OF THIS
[+] that’s sweet. seems he reaLLy wanted to show ya aLL the Critters, knowin’ you’d Like ‘em
damn thigh thursday aint very sprite who isnt squared friendly
TECHNICALLY THEY'RE STILL THERE THEY JUST CAN'T SEPARATE
Moving on, I have a question. A tame one, at that. When you type in allcaps, do you hold the Shift button or do you just toggle the Caps?
1 4M GL4D TH3 L3SB14N 4ND S4PPH1C POPUL4T1ON OF CH1TTR H4S FOUND M3 >:] ST1NKY SM3LLY BOYS DN1 YOUR COLORS 4LL T4ST3 SOOO GROSS >:P
WHAT IF I PROMISE TO DIRECT ANY SAPPHICS I KNOW TO GIRLKISSER CITY
WILL I GET ENOUGH FREEROAM ROOM TO THINK I'M STILL FREE IN THE WILDS?
ivve heard of sayin the wwrong name in bed an im wwonderin if the same evver happens to ruin a feelings jam howw wwould you react if somone said the name of their ex moirail in a feelings jam
death sandwwich that kills you
AS OPPOSED TO A DEATH SANDWICH THAT IS JUST DEATH IN A SANDWICH.
I Still Think It Would Be Humorous To Play Sburb. The Universe Gets Destroyed Does It Not? That Is One Way To Avoid Responsibilities.
The Only Reason I Would Not Seek For It, Is Because I Don’t Want To Put My Lovely Lady At Risk. she Is A Dragon And Well She Would Immediately Jump Into Trouble. All You Don’t Seem To Have Lost That Much.
EXCEPT OUR LUSII, OUR SENSE OF SELF, EACH OTHER AT SOME POINTS, SOMETIMES PERMANENTLY BECAUSE NO ONE COULD GET TO THEM ON TIME, OUR HIVES, THE MINISCULE AMOUNT OF SECURITY WE STILL HAD (SCARCE IT MAY BE), AND EVERYTHING WE HELD DEAR. YEAH THAT'S NOT MUCH AT ALL.
My Lusii Was A Grown Troll, It Would Be No Loss. Everything Else Can Be Regained Easily. so I Stick With My Original Statement.
Humorous, I’m A Dragon. The Only Thing That Will Be My Downfall Is Another Dragon.
THE GAME DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOUR STUPID SELF-PERCEIVED STRENGTH AND CAN-DO ATTITUDE. IT WILL TEAR YOU TO PIECES.
That Just Sounds Like The Words Of A Loser. But You Are A Crab, So It’s To Be Expected.
IN CASE YOU DIDN'T CATCH IT EARLIER WITH THAT EMPTY CAVERN YOU CALL A THINKPAN, I WON. THIS IS WHAT WINNING LOOKS LIKE. IT'S NOT GOOD. WINNING IS NOT WORTH IT.
Do You Think I Stalk Your Posts? This Is The First Time I’ve Seen Your Account. i Have Met Other ‘ Winners ‘ Of Sburb And They Seem To Be Less Of Whatever You Are And More Ordinary.
I SAID IT IN THE CONVERSATION WE ARE LITERALLY HAVING. IF YOU CAN'T PAY ATTENTION THEN YOUR CHANCES ARE EVEN LOWER.