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A chittrUser's dirty little pamphlet guide to fuck-ass trinkets with no value. Or. "The Fuck's A Badge Anyway?" Badges. Chittr's answer to: "What if my avatar, banner, and username just ain't enough bling. How will people know that I have atypical gendering, a love for snails, the joking ire of at least one moderator?" Fret not, McGee. In her infinite codematronly wisdom, Mocáli Flaske has devised a solution to all these representative woes. You only have to grovel for it. Am I joking? We'll see. → "Where does this hideous pixel slop live?" The humble badge is displayed beside your username for every chump to see. On some devices, hovering over the little shits will display highly humorous titles and subtitles dictating the intended purpose or goal of said little shit. [Yes, it doesn't always work on mobile. We're looking into that, with hammers. Maybe this post will be retroactively edited to laugh about this coding folly. Maybe it won't.] When receiving a badge, a moderator makes sweet backroom love to the secret assignment button, shipping your "I'm so cool." indicator directly to your site SETTINGS page by sicknasty stork. Just above your permanent profile deletion options, or the DANGER ZONE, lives the user-side badge repository. Application is simple. Click that thing. Hit save. Clicking multiple badges lets you arrange them in order of selection. Highlighting nonbinary, neopronouns, #TeamPlay means all badges display in that configuration. Such technology. Such innovation. → "Is there a list of these things?" Nope. Certain users have crowd-sourced a rough guesstimation of the badge situation, now months out of date. We haven't made a list for a couple reasons. One: I can't be fucked to keep it updated. Two: the Chittr Team considers badges to be equal parts intra-community chitchat material and reward for sake of reward. See a badge you just need to boast? Ask the freak bearing this heavy crown where they got that thing. Look at you, farming Kult and Kull score organic style. Useless engagement numbers are warm for your form. This social capital is maddening. It could go to your head. → "Okay, man. What if I already know what I need? Who do I threaten?" Great attitude there, McGee. You can direct message a schmuck bearing the Blue Shield badge, displayed beside my username for convenience. That's the "official moderator" badge, assigned to pure of heart maidens like myself. Or, you can just ping my hand-coded NOT-brainclone badgebot @imJunior. It gets the job done. Usually. ...What? Oh. I get it. Groveling for a badge is out of character for you. Likely story, but we'll play it cool. I know your game, so we've got a solution to your desperation. Go to the Chittr Official Discord and open a ticket. You'll get what you're looking for. The satisfaction you crave. Unless the badge is user-unique, assigned to just one guy. Then you can get fucked right down the street and around the corner. → "What the hell? People can have unique badges? Where's mine? Show me the face of God." Simple enough. Unique badges are awarded by request, usually following a user reaching a milestone. This can be an event, some dashboard drama users got mad twisted up in, a party hosted at your pad, the act of reaching an arbitrary Kult or Kull score, or just like... some bullshit. One guy got badged for writing a few pick-up manuals. It's that easy. The "reach out" element is not negotiable. Bitch about your sordid achievements to Junior or another moderator. Open a ticket. Engagement feeds the gaping hole in my chest where self-love would usually make home. Don't you care. Don't you want me. Anyway. Sometimes badge ideas are rejected. It's not personal; the team will explain why each time. You can request community badges too, for your little clubs or just a general badge for any sadsack to use. Like snails? Leaves? A specific hemocaste? A free-for-all badge can help you foster imaginary bonds with losers you'll never chitt. At the end of the day, we're all shitheads looking for connection. Make it easier by requesting a badge for the gang. → "Tell me more about these wondrous toys, oh Prince." Beg, again. Haha. Just kidding. Every badge image scrunches down to 32 by 32 pixels. Talk about laundry shrinkage. What the fuck is this? Profile jewelry for ants? The maximum information contained is 100 KB, because storing this shit ain't cheap. Yes, you can submit your own badge images including GIFs, but I'll force Junior to slow that shit down if it's a flashy epileptic sleeper activation bomb. So. Be cool. Generally speaking, Chittr's not in the market to make badges about hating a motherfucker or explicitly advertising dong. Not sure where the sandy line was drawn? Just ask. Sometimes Junior will show up in your comments to randomly badge you. It does that. Usually the badge given is in reference to some bullshit you pulled, like tagging things properly or being a specific type of nuisance. Junior doesn't have feelings. It's not personal. You can own infinite badges, but you can only equip seven. Switch them out, mix them up, dragonmax 'til the knights get roasted. I'm not your God and the paradoxical reach of universal discretion is just barely in your grasp. Go forth and freak it. → "So. Can I get a badge?" You know what? Your tenacity is almost tolerable. Sure. I made one just for you. Comment "prince bitch idiot" to receive it. Receiving a quadrant reaction means you're part of the in-crowd.
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Your shit sucked clean off?
Hi. I've been busy getting.... Mm... No I won't put that on chittr actually. Post canceled.
B33 < some of nyall teleport but remembpurr if it looks like i did i actually went to another time and then traveled normally B33 < all this nyabsurd behavfur is purremeditated
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i love to torture deva by doing a high toned somber little sigh when we are mildly inconvienced. they call it my sad bunny noise. we will be hanging out and realize we're outta soda or something and i'll do the sigh and they will go. "nooooooo" it is very fun.
IF YOU WANT TO GET INTO A RULE THAT'S A LITTLE MORE CONTROVERSIAL. I HAVE NO INTENTION OF LETTING HUMANITY PLAY THEIR OWN SGRUB SESSION. I HAVE THE SKAIAN RUINS ON FUCKING LOCKDOWN. ALTERNIA WAS PROBABLY *WORTH* DESTROYING, BUT I'D BE A PRETTY SHITTY GOD IF I WILLINGLY ALLOWED MY ENTIRE PLANET TO BE DESTROYED FOR SUCH A SHITTY REASON.
if you dont like someone then them havvin a completely unreadable typin quirk is actually a massivve boon
easy life hack instead a sittin on your hand and pretendin its someone else just get a friend to jerk you off no imagination required #nsfww
ive actually never seen thick thighs in my life so if anyone wants to show me what they look like thatd be really cool and educational. #thighthursday #thickthighs
My Favorite Thing About The Autoquirking System Is How if I Decide To Do An Additional Line It Completely Fucks It Up
MY KANAYA WAS ALWAYS PRETTY DECENT TO ME ALL THINGS CONSIDERED, SHE MADE A FEW CLOTHING ITEMS FOR ME BUT I NEVER WORE THEM. MOSTLY BECAUSE THEY WEREN'T REALLY MY THING, OR DIDN'T FIT ME TOO WELL BECAUSE I NEVER TOLD HER MY MEASUREMENTS I GUESS. IT WAS SWEET REGARDLESS AND I APPRECIATE HER ALOT.
YOU W1LL B3 ON3 OF 7 TH4T W3 SP4R3 FOR OUR ZOO
humans wwill claim ashen attraction aint evven a real thing an then divve into the centre a any ongoing interpersonal drama they see evven if it doesnt impact them not sayin such cases are alwways a romantic thing but its the same impulse
There are an infinite am0unt 0f timelines where everyb0dy has played sburb In the same way there are an infinite am0unt 0f timelines where n0 0ne has Thats h0w timelines w0rk
wwell god tierin does havve some perks but none a them make it wworth the primo sufferin paradox wwill put you through before youre deemed wworthy of it
So Many Have Been Mentioning That Mothergrub Forsaken Game Recently. Perhaps This Will Remind Them Of The Danger They Would Be Putting Themselves In.
ill havve to agree wwith your assessment sgrub is a pretty fuckin awwful game spritehood or not its a miserable experience
Nepeta mopped the floor with Eridan, in a literal sense. She has my utmost respect from this night on.