Ahdeat Munica
@cryogenicAntecedent
Frankly far too old for all of this. Cryogenic lover, sage, and mentalist. Also a Sylph of Blood
私、本物だもん。
how long after sex is it appropriate 2 put on legally blonde #nsfw
Depends- if you're only going a couple of rounds, wait until aftercare has set in. If you're planning a protracted session, after the first couple of rounds. Personally though, I'm not gonna care either way, it's not like I can see it.
꧁They will play the peanut butter jelly song at my eulogy꧂
I would assume it will be by someone in a banana suit?
꧁Whatisabanana?꧂
A long, curved yellow fruit from Earth. ...it looks a little like a bulge, but only a little.
I wonder if once I lose my virginity I'll just start fucking anyone or my standards will remain in tact? I have been using the excuse I'm waiting for someone nice but I'm not sure how much longer that excuse will hold. #nsfw
That's entirely dependent on if you enjoy the feeling of sex quite that much. On the one hand, if you enjoy it quite that much, you'll likely reduce your standards to increase the chances of getting it. Conversely, if it's the bond with the person that strikes your fancy over the act itself, it's likely your standards will remain intact, or, perhaps, might even become a little stricter.
Fair enough, who knows I'll just have to figure things out one way or another.
Sooo.. how can you people flirt. like actually flirt. I just be nice and use a southern accent an' that usually gets them. Seriously how do you guys flirt.
Basically the same as you do, but without an accent and a bit of a mix of sexual innuendos. Seriously, you wouldn't believe the headway you make in that department by just being willing to listen.
Please turn off your device and take a 30 minute break from the Splinternet to view this message.
I just came back from a several month break, does that count?
:33< i will make out with the next #girlbulge i s33 i swear it :33< #nsfw and nyat #msfw which i almeowst typeed which we all know stands fur :33< moth sex funny women
Hey, don't threaten me with a good time- I _will_ do it.
Are Poetry Duels A Th|ng? Should | Be Look|ng |nto That?
There's this thing called a flyte, endemic to ancient Northwestern Alternia (I did a bit of research on the cultures out there in my youth), but otherwise, rap battles are indeed this.
console.log("what is it with peøple publicly talkin abøut bein a limebløød øn here"); console.log("like yes wønderful get the drønes øn yøu"); console.log("endanger everyøne yøu knøw"); console.log("gøød passtime 10/10");
This thought is generally understandable, but unfortunately the bounds of possibility are such that such a threat may not exist on the version of Alternia they're speaking of. When it comes to that whole clusterfuck, I will leave you with the adage of "if you don't know, it's better you don't find out."
てかさ、アタシの目って一から十で言うとどれくらい盛れてる？ 0u0
9.5. Normally eyes don't captivate me (what with the thing about my own), but yours... yours certainly are.
they got my cock literally quivering erect over here rn o my ffuckin gaawwdd #nsfw #hornyposting #vagueposting
Well, when presented with something like that, there's only one thing to do...~ -vμ
who out here jackin offffffff #nsfw
I wasn't going to say me, but I'm kinda bored, so me.
˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚『Hear Ye, Hear Ye!』-ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ Guys, H⭑w 𝑨b⭑ut #f𝒶tg⚕rlfr⚕d𝒶y? ⚕ Th⚕nk Th𝒶t's Better. ≈:> (bec𝒶use ⚕ 𝑨m ☆ne Myself!)
I can agree with this sentiment, bring up #fatgirlfriday
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This is nice- I think more people could be served by this kind of mentality
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I'm with you on the reminiscence... lots to remember.
Please ignore my post last night about the fictional character I was thirsting over, not my proudest moment. #nsfw
As you said- a lot of people on this site have said worse about a lot worse.
As someone who stopped playing overwatch a while ago and most likely won't get back in I have a remark to make about the newest addition. Shion, oh my gods how in the nine hells did they make a character so attractive, she could abuse me to the point of me being unable to breath properly and I would thank her. I genuinely do not care if she is a robot machine or whatever, I need her to absolutely destroy me against every piece of furniture and everything in the house. Ahem Apologies, I'm high right now. https://i.postimg.cc/90t08z49/Screenshot-20260618-020644.png #nsfw
On one hand, I'm not sure you could waterboard the level of degeneracy in what you just said out of most people. On the other... I completely get it, and please disregard my last statement.
The people on here have said worse things about worse topics, I'm just taking advantage of the dead air.