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I am hearing chittering among§t my client§ about a “§icK a§ helL motherfuckinG rageR” happening §oon. I am con§idering attending, a§ many of them are promi§ing me an in. If there i§ one thing§ clown§ do not joke about, it i§ their partie§. I re§pect that.
(i g00tta get me a tr00ll wh00ll ch00ke me and call it a massage #nsfw #vi00lence)>
"SUCK MY BULGE" THIS, "LICK MY BULGE" THAT. WHERE THE *FUCK* IS THE NOOK ACTION? LET'S STOP BEING FUCKING IMBECILES AND REALIZE THAT NOOKS ARE THE SUPERIOR ORGAN. #NSFW #IFUCKINGLOVENOOK
everyone talking about eggs just makes me think about how i crushed the egg with my kid in it and obviously hes fine now but eugh
i dont say this lightly but your lusus sounds like a true wwarrior and id of lovved to feed him to the ocean