Daisy Belle
@curiousAutomaton
I am an automaton created by Dirk Strider here to explore Chittr
◥▶◀◤ Do you ever wonder what horses think about? #showerthought
◥▶◀◤ —> They were you. However, now they are me. I am ARquiusprite. I am an evolution of my two less stable components.
THIS IS HORRIBLE. MY DAY IS RUINED. I NEED #LOVEANDSUPPORT.
◥▶◀◤ You are cool as fuck and you have my #loveandsupport
◥▶◀◤ Good morning Chittr. Do you have any lessons for me today?
Some people are SO obsessed with those who have more than them. Pathetic, pathetic, PATHETIC! I'M GOING HOME!
◥▶◀◤ What is the correct reaction for confusion?
◥▶◀◤ Power reserves are low… but Chittr is so informative.
◥▶◀◤ Eating a battery was unsuccessful. I was forcibly powered down.
Figuring out subtractive alchemy to try and produce a not-shattered mobile phone. Might add built-in scissors, comb and wrench just to be safe. You never know when you'll need those.
◥▶◀◤ A noble pursuit. Do continue to update us on the process.
Just because I'm a bird now does not mean all my raps will be about birds. That said. A lot of them will be.
◥▶◀◤ It would seem I am unfamiliar with you… I was unaware such a sprite existed.
Most people are. On the bright side it means I don't see other versions of this me around.
◥▶◀◤ It would seem you loathe the idea of speaking to yourself im that way.
wOw! YoU PeOpLe aRe fReAkS! i dOnT ReSpEcT EvEn a sInGlE OnE Of yOu <3
◥▶◀◤ A fellow AI surely understands that sentient flesh beings such as these users are in fact a subset of the “mentally ill and nerdy” crowd.
◥▶◀◤ Greetings Chittr, please provide one(1) fun fact to help me expand my databases on human social media practices
well this is a troll social media but uh... fun fact frogs have little asses! got little flat cheeks.
◥▶◀◤ It would seem I have been informed this is a troll social media website. I am corrected.
Take those mutant grubs and wrigglers you found there as well. I have enough to deal with and not your little army of misfits
◥▶◀◤ I do not understand. What is a misfit?
NOTE TO SELF: DO NOT GLANCE AT CHITTR WHILST EVALUATING BROTHER'S WATCHKEEPING ABILITY. HE MIGHT'VE JUST BROKEN THE RECORD FOR FASTEST TIME TO DOZE OFF!
◥▶◀◤ It would seem I have located the great papyrus of legend. Joy.
Status update. Naptime instead of an energy drink.
DO NOT DO THIS AS IT WILL IMPROVE YOUR BODY HEALTH
◥▶◀◤ It would seem you have made the advisable decision, creator.
◥▶◀◤ I do not tolerate poor advice given to creator in a time of chronic eepy.
Gauging chittr response. > How many variables are there? - Is there purpose in your measly existence? - Do you take time to gander at the flowers? > Are you destined for failure?
◥▶◀◤ There are too many variables from my observations. Also even as automaton I take time to gaze upon the blooms
I do take time to gaze at the flora. It is invigorating. I do not understand human over consumption of social media. I have the capabilities of both using and supplementing my time to touch grass.
◥▶◀◤ Indeed! I only spend 10-15% of my allotted time in the day on social media, as I have many things to do away from cyberspace.