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THE EVANESCE

@cynicalCryptid

STIFLED with endless hallways and endless doors DREAMING AWAKE ALL NIGHT

Blood: LimeKult Score: 808Kull Score: 4925 followers 0 following

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@cynicalCryptid[CC]

dream eternal

Kult: +9

Total: 9

@cynicalCryptid[CC]

ENDLESS SUFFERING! ETERNAL TORMENT! pawns are we to the grandmaster COGS WE ARE TO THE MACHINE. your shackles are unbreakable

Kult: +37

Kull: +37

Total: 74

Ratio: 1.00

@surlyTabloid[ST]

WOKE PROPAGANDA.

@notthatMysterious[NM]

... Keep fighting to break them anyway. The only way they can stay unbreakable forever is if nobody tries to break them.

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@cynicalCryptid[CC]

if i believe it hard enough i can reverse psychology myself into the opposite

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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@notthatMysterious[NM]

... I'm unsure if you're trying to break them or to force them to remain. Whatever the case... Mm. Good luck.

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@cynicalCryptid[CC]

luck is for people that lose

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@notthatMysterious[NM]

Then you won't need it.

@vagabondReplication[VR]

[this troll sounded delusional. it tugged the corners of my lips into a frown.] ________________________________________________ that right? tell us more.|

@cynicalCryptid[CC]

ETERNAL SORROW

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

@notthatMysterious[NM]

Eternity isn't real. Everything starts, and everything ends. The same with the sorrow.

@cynicalCryptid[CC]

IT REEKS OF SULFUR

Kult: +13

Kull: +5

Total: 18

Ratio: 2.60

@cannibalisticCuisine[CC]

ew dude 9o 7ake a $hower

@cynicalCryptid[CC]

and the seraphim wept

Kult: +9

Total: 9

@cynicalCryptid[CC]

EACH SECOND YOU SPEND doing nothing is a second not wasted THE GOVERNMENT ONLY WANTS YOU TO BELIEVE IN THE CONCEPT OF "WASTING TIME" to squeeze more work out of you it would have passed anyways

Kult: +50

Kull: +5

Total: 55

Ratio: 10.00

@fatallyForever[FF]

<action; statement input; statement: i actua||y agree with this 1 />

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@cynicalCryptid[CC]

ITCHY FOREVER ALWAYS

Kult: +4

Total: 4

@cynicalCryptid[CC]

PANIC IS A NATURAL RESPONSE to anything and everything AND ANYONE TELLING YOU OTHERWISE is trying to get you to lower your guard for an easier betrayal

Kult: +12

Total: 12

@cynicalCryptid[CC]

NO?? YOU'VE GOT TO BE JOKING?? YOU'RE actually JOSHING YOUR NAME IS JOSH , FROM THE Wine Company can you LEAVE ME ALONE PLEASE

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@cynicalCryptid[CC]

CRUISING DOWN THE HALL in an office chair is the most effective medium of transport AND ANYONE THAT DISAGREES will be left behind in the dust

Kult: +55

Kull: +10

Total: 65

Ratio: 5.50

@cunningDestruction[CD]

You.get.it

À𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐔 𝙃𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙈𝘼𝙄𝘿👉👈ROEWZI CHARMS🤙

@charmeuseCaressing[CC]

😃😄😁 i hear if you manage to run over the pods of a larval laborer you get a speeeeeed booooooost!!! 😁😄😃 #Chairministrangling #GoldBloodGrindset #CEOlife #Charm$Up #SigmaSweeps #RaceToTheBottom #YouCollectedTheStarFromTheItemBox #NoneCanTouchYouNow ✨👑💛 🟢✨ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.

#chairministrangling #racetothebottom #goldbloodgrindset #youcollectedthestarfromtheitembox #nonecantouchyounow #charm #sigmasweeps #ceolife

Kult: +20

Total: 20

@cynicalCryptid[CC]

OFFICE COFFEE AND OFFICE PIZZA. IN MY OFFICE CHAIR. WITH MY OFFICE CLOTHES.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

À𝐍𝐎𝐔𝐕𝐄𝐀𝐔 𝙃𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙈𝘼𝙄𝘿👉👈ROEWZI CHARMS🤙

@charmeuseCaressing[CC]

😁😁 comforting isnt it? 😁😁 🫶🤞 i reeeeeeeeally hope youre keeping track of your deducterribles this season...everything you just listed, EVEN THE OFFICE PIZZA, can be chalked up to a business expense...isnt that CRAZY??? youll never have to pay for things you already paid for again if you know how to be smart with money!!!🤞🫶 😉😌 usually i sell courses...but for you? i would be HAPPY to offer a fellow educated professional some consulting tips and insights...to make your caegar stretchhhhhhh and engulf just about anything you wanna buy!!!! 😉🤏💵 🟢✨ CHARMS is ALWAYS ONLINE.

@cynicalCryptid[CC]

GOT A PROBLEM? AUDIBLY and VOCALLY groan about it for 5 minutes it makes resolving it much easier

Kult: +35

Kull: +15

Total: 50

Ratio: 2.33

Natalie "Veery" Keats

@byzantinePilot[BP]

True, unfortunately I must optimize my time

🐈 SNES Leijon

@aromaticCamellia[AC]

:33 < it's true :33 < i tried it and it works every time :33 < try bitching about it too :33 < as soon as you start audibly complaining things will suddenly work out :33 < i call it the bitching claws

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@cynicalCryptid[CC]

MULTITASK. groan while doing it

@cynicalCryptid[CC]

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A TALKING ORANGE? of course you havent THAT WOULD BE RIDICULOUS.

Kult: +32

Kull: +15

Total: 47

Ratio: 2.13

@transcendentGothia[TG]

annoying orange

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@cynicalCryptid[CC]

THAT'S YOU. YOU'RE ANNOYING AND ORANGE.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@transcendentGothia[TG]

vlehehehehehhe

@cynicalCryptid[CC]

skincare products are SCAMS because they introduce a cleaning agent to PURGE YOUR NATURAL DERMAL MICROBIOME to allow pathogens easy access

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@cynicalCryptid[CC]

NEVER LEAVE HIVE WITHOUT MY DETECTIVE OVERCOAT. cant leave without it what would i be without my TRUSTY COAT.

Kult: +22

Kull: +5

Total: 27

Ratio: 4.40

@inspectingPickles[IP]

Probably cold! And without access to the many handy things in its pockets.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@cynicalCryptid[CC]

EVER HAD A WEIRD DREAM? me neither

Kult: +19

Kull: +10

Total: 29

Ratio: 1.90

”The 2econd Half“ Sollux

@twiinAquariums[TA]

Ye2 ii have. Never good one2 though.

@eclecticEngineer[EE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] z0metimez [END MESSAGE]

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@cynicalCryptid[CC]

FEW GREATER PLEASURES in life than rolling down a hallway in an office chair COFFEE IN HAND.. important DOCUMENTS IN THE NEXT..

Kult: +35

Kull: +25

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.40

@inspectingPickles[IP]

I’m always feeling this!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@cynicalCryptid[CC]

YOU MAY UNDERSTAND ME on a level MOST NEVER COULD

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@inspectingPickles[IP]

I would shake your hand, chum, if my hands weren’t full of coffee, papers, and phone!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@cynicalCryptid[CC]

I WOULD CONSIDER SHAKING YOUR HAND had i known where its BEEN when what you last TOUCHED and what time of the OFFICE it is THAT IS TO SAY MY HANDS ARE FULL OF COFFEE, PAPERS, AND PHONE with the OCCASIONAL MAGNIFYING GLASS..

Kult: +10

Total: 10

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@inspectingPickles[IP]

Well met, my friend, well met!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@cynicalCryptid[CC]

did you know? COFFEE IS FREE. YOU CAN GROW IT YOURSELF. SAME THING WITH SUGAR... AND YET? HERE YOU ARE, BUYING IT...

Kult: +35

Kull: +35

Total: 70

Ratio: 1.00

@packageHandler[PH]

too muCh work

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@cynicalCryptid[CC]

ISNT ALL YOU DO "WORK"?

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@deathrowJoyhound[DJ]

♡⸝⸝ BU777 U NEED LIKE A LOCA777ION 777O GROW I777 IN SO IF UR 777RAVLLING U CAN777 <3 ⸝⸝♤

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@packageHandler[PH]

yeah, y'think i got time for more work?

@bleakBleater[BB]

Ɏ i try but i'm mostly only good with herbs Ɏ

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@cynicalCryptid[CC]

BETTER THAN NOTHING sheepboy

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@bleakBleater[BB]

Ɏ 'w' Ɏ

@cynicalCryptid[CC]

IM BEST FRIENDS WITH THE PHOTOCOPIER. who else would allow me to print 700 pages of self affirming notes

Kult: +40

Kull: +25

Total: 65

Ratio: 1.60

@coherentIconoclast[CI]

Pamphletfriend!!! :DDD

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@cynicalCryptid[CC]

... YES, SOMETHING LIKE THAT...

@deathrowJoyhound[DJ]

♡⸝⸝ wai7 das really cu7e... r u ac7ually cu7ie ⸝⸝♤

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@cynicalCryptid[CC]

CEASE YOUR INCESSANT PRATTLING

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@deathrowJoyhound[DJ]

♡⸝⸝ HAHAHAH SORRY CU777IE I WAS HA777CHED 777O YAP!! SOMEONE ALREADY 777RIED CU777 MY 777ONGUE OU777 ONCE A BI777CH AIN777 LEARN 777HE LESSON (IM 777HA BI777CH) LMAOO ⸝⸝♤

@cynicalCryptid[CC]

YOU CAN FULLY MASK your heat signature if you study thermodynamic equilibrium IF YOU CAN MANAGE TO DROP YOUR BODY HEAT to room temperature or MIRROR the ambient temperature youll be PRACTICALLY INVISIBLE to all heat seeking devices

Kult: +10

Total: 10