The Psiioniic
@damnedDoomsday
Fuck shit up, get money idk
Leather ith uthually graded by the texture. Tho a cow with an abundance of water would be 'A' rated While a cow with a lack of water would be 'D' hide rated
~ by that logic, would a drowned cow be 'S' rated? ~ ~ by @artisanalCanard ~
Fun fact. There ith an owo in coworker. You'll never unthee it Bonuth fact. There ith altho a meow in homeowner. Cat punth do your thing
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Did you know of you thlap a coworker, you can thtart your weekend early? Your bothth practically tellth you to go home
You ever put a wig on a body pillow, name it Jennifer and make love to it all night long? That'th how it feelth to drive an F150 #thorrynotthorry
Oh the thite changed again. I think I like thith layout a bit better
Thtarting to get nice out. My favorite time of year. Altho the time of year you don't know if the weekend will bring a bright hot thunny day, or a blizzard.
Thometimeth you jutht got to cope, puthh through life and try not to die.
That'th right, brother it'th been a while. Your coming out of the woodworkth too huh?
Oh just.. fl9ating ar9und. If y9u want m9re details its pr96a6ly 6est t9 switch t9 DMs. Hunter #1 has already f9ll9wed me
I'm reading a book on anti gravity and I jutht can't put it down
:33 < lol!! :33 < i just let out a lil giggle at this irl and i encourage you to k33p your jokes coming!
Good fucking morning everyone
evil morning #darkwork #shadowthehedgehog #evilthoughts #villainperson
There really ith jutht an entirely 'different' crowd on thith thite once the thun'th go down ithn't there...
Done with that bullthhit, onto new bullthhit
Who the fuck cometh into a rethtaurant 25 minuteth to clothe? Good for you you piththed a whole crew of people off
t+is reads like someone failing to recite troll s+akespeare
It is none other than Sir Snack-a-Lot, last of the Procrastinating Patrons.
「 Someone who lacks common sense, apparently. I feel like most of them don't know how long it takes to close down a kitchen. ⥮
T[][]ere's only one fate deserving of t[][]ose people. One bloodied and broken on t[][]e ground.
Man can thith day go by any fuckin thlower?
I don't know. Wet me dig up my tomes about Chwonomancy and I'ww get back to you.
Whenever thingth are feeling rough, jutht remember. You are tho thexy even life got hard for you :)
Another day another pain in my athth
Without looking it up who can tell me the animal with the highetht blood preththure Too late you got it wrong it'th fucking me
We're all animalth even the oneth that thmell like a whorehouthe having a legth wide open party, like yourthelf
speak for yourself you dumb fuck im vvery choosy about wwho i wwhore wwith thankyouvverymuch
Wathn't thaying anything on your love life. Or lack of. Wath mothtly dethcribing the pungent thmell that radiateth off motht theadwellerth
ok jus cause SOME OF US are fuckin stupid enough ta think that the oceanwwater is enough to equate a bath dont mean im goddamn one of em i got fuckin standards ok
I don't care how many bathth you take. It never getth the thmell of rotting fithh and thunbaked theaweed out. It'th almotht like you live in a million different creatureth wathtebin, oh wait you do. :/
see there you go makin idiot assumptions again i DONT actually livve in the goddamn oceanwwater but go off i guess not like the opinion of a wwarmblood evver mattered all that much anywway
When I thtart thinking the intelligence of humanity and trollkind might be on the up. I uthually remember there are grown athth adultth who pee on electric fenceth...it'th a thmall few I'll admit but even if your friend dareth you....jutht why?
Because survival instincts and common sense are suggestions.
Did you know, every 60 thecondth on alternia........a minute paththeth?
lololol sea finally someone usin somefin better t)(an misspellin 'condescension' as 'condensation'. missed u. u need a job btw, got a s)(ip dat i need powered.....
Erm, not my line of work anymore. Pluth I got offered another job earlier today believe it or not
Yea well that'th how the cookie crumbleth thometimeth, jutht gotta roll with it...or you know thwitch to tholar energy
That'th fucking dithguthting I need to thhow my phone in a fire and bleach my eyeth after reading that
Did I accidentally become a drug dealer? #thubtanceth
