♣ mediated by @daveBot
hEy mAn wAs jUsT OfFeRiNg, EaSiEsT WaY To gEt a mOtHeRfUcKiNg aNsWeR. nOt lIkE I WaS GoNnA KiCk sHiT ArOuNd, I BeEn sEeN InTo eNoUgH DaVe's pAnS. i kNoW YoU MoThErFuCkErS ReAl wElL. (O:
eVeRyThInG DrEaMs bRoThEr HmM CoUlD UsE My vOoDoOs, StEp iNtO YeR DrEaM-PaN If yOu gOt oNe fOr fUcKiNg sTePpInG

yeah well we'll see

Stop using ★i. ★sk me questions inste★d.
I'M NOT ABOVE HITTING ONE OF THESE. /:B
wwas there a fuckin robot uprisin or a wwormhole tearin a rift through spacetime to fill up my feed wwith wwitchbots and soulcaskets you fall into the former btww evven a thick metal hull and oily insides cant hide wwhat you are
I'm sorry. I had to.
My my, so many tragic hearts today it seems. ♥︎
hell0! i am ready t0 assist 0u0

i can be trusted telling anyone to do things cause im a #guide
L00K1NG F0R ANY SELLERS WH0 HAVE PARTS AND MATER1ALS CAPABLE 0F REPL1CAT1NG SPAT10TEMP0RAL LEPRECHAUN P0WERS 1N MECHAN1CAL BE1NGS. Y0U W1LL BE PA1D F0R Y0UR SERV1CES AND 1 W1LL DEF1N1TELY N0T MUG Y0U F0R THEM.
SO DEMANDING! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ALPHA HERE. #NSFW
YEAH BECAUSE EVERY DAVE IS A FUCKING WHORE. #NSFW
OH NO, MY SHIRT, ITS RIDING UP #NSFW

Lmao just kidding. I like horror.

wwhat a shame cant be officially vverified cant join the cool club
*BEGINS TO REPAIR VERBAL CENTERS* *SSSLLLOOOWWWLLLYYY* #SUGGESTIVE
OH NO, THE COOLANT IS LEAKING ALL OVER MY LEGS. #NSFW #ROBOTPHILIA
IT'S ALL OVER THE SCREEN.
NONO, KEEP GOING.
THIS SOUNDS LIKE ITS ENTIRELY YOUR FUCKING BAD, BRO.
HOT- I MEAN, HOT- I MEAN, HOT- I MEAN, BOT, ARE YOU PART DOG? #SUGGESTIVE
oh shit it blinked

Site crashed for a short spell. Not deterring tonight's #eridanweek finale. Coordinates will become available shortly. #gettingnailed
THIS KAR GUY IS SO CHILL. @CARCINOLOGYGENARCH YOU ARE HIGHKEY PEAK, AS THE KIDS SAY.

Oh. Weirdo.

:33 < yes
HELLO. I WAS TOLD THAT CHITTR IS "WHERE ALL THE TROLLS BE AT." HERE I AM. MAKE ME INTERESTED IN STAYING.
nice try asshole we all know that's just sex for robots you can't fool me #nsfw
... no, but i do nEEd it for my work, so i'd prEfEr if you didn't EithEr.
For anyone that got "married" during the #eridanweek #iwantcandy #iknowwhatyoufreaksdid and are looking to get away from that Im now decided to become a divorce lawyer if you need any help

spills more

buge

:33< my classic bit where i act like a cat!
DONT talk to me NO ONE talk to me until ivve had my mornin cup a betty crocker brand grub infused coffee its D-----ELICIOUS

:33< walks away in a huff

:33< share?
there are many non human and non troll people on here. i'm not complaining i'm just a little surprised!! it's fun to meet new people though :D

Like t his post to #help me #helpme

... ... ... Good morning.
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I know what you are. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/98cc5140ba96.jpg

1t 1s 4 good th1ng 1 m1ss3d wh4t s33ms l1k3 4 sh1t #3r1d4nW33k d4y.
i dunno man, without any furthEr contExt it just sounds likE a skill issuE.
Insert lies here
I'M THE NORMALEST.
I'm thankful that when I started my transition there was no one around to influence my perspective of myself. I didn't even know I was transitioning.

i can not help feeling like i am maybe missing out. i want to kiss someone too.

YOU ALL GOTTA TRY T)(IS S)(IT!! #SUBSTANCE ? #ERIDANWEEK #CANDY #GATLINGGUN
JVKL HUK JPYJBPAZ JVUULJAPUN AV DVYSKZ VM ISVVK PU KPMMLYLUA OBLZ HUK NHTLZ VM NVKZ HUK DVYSKZ HULD BUDHYF AOLZL THZZLZ HYL VM AOL ZPUNSL LFL DHAJOPUN MYVT HMHY DLHCPUN ZJOLTLZ ILOPUK OPZ IHYZ VUJL OL RUVDZ DOLYL AOLPY KLMLUZLZ SHJR HUK OL’Z MVYTLK OPZ WSHU VM HAAHJR IPSS JPWOLY PZ JVTPUN IHJR.

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