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@diE
The Felt's Sixth. Every timeline is a doomed one from my perspective, but we get by. (PFP art by @niteweasel tumblr)
Hey I was busy organizing my doll collection I mean committing heists what'd I miss vis-a-vis the cueball situation
New business idea: Go to a timeline where a reviled figure is dead, and then return and tell everyone how to do the deed.
...This timeline sucks. Fuck. I guess without his super speed we couldn't pull off some kind of critical heist??? Okay FINE I'll pull the pin back out. BEGRUDGINGLY. #vagueposting
His speed is handy for heists even you must admit that!
I put the pin in. FUCK he makes me so mad. I don't even want to know how he died in this timeline it's probably in some way that lets him get the last laugh on me knowing MY luck. His stupid smug face. AUGH. Livid. Seething. Conflicted. Fuck my gay leprechaun life. #vagueposting
The #smash-or-pass that NOBODY asked for. If you humiliate or make fun of me I WILL move to a timeline where you are dead. ① PASS. I have gone to timelines where he is dead more often than I can count. My hatred burns bright. ② PASS? I just feel like it would not work out. He is too slow to employ the japery I find appealing. ③ Smash. ④ Refusing to answer because I know that promiscuous little dancer would smash anything that moves. ♥℧☘︎ maybe. ⑤ Smash. ⑥ Pass, but not because I wouldn't. I just think there are better things to do with an alternate version of myself. ⑦ Smash but only if it wouldn't make things weird. ⑧ Scandalous, but smash. It would never happen, however. And I would be terrified the entire time. ⑨ ...Smash. ⑩ Smash. ⑪ Pass. ⑫ ...Smash. The time travel angle is intriguing. ⑬ Pass. ⑭ Smash. ⑮ Smash. ⚪ ...Smash. But it would never happen. And I'd be terrified the entire time.
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That's okay another you is my trovemate and I can just go give him a once over just to spite you. #nsfw
OH WOULDN'T YOU LIKE TO KNOW. I actually took a selfie the first time we boned. Also~! For your info, it's 🌈⭐️❤️
New business idea: People pay me to go to a timeline where they're dead and then return and tell them what's different.
I hadn't thought that far ahead. Two million boondollars seems a reasonable price.
Business idea: Betting on fights at #fightnight and if my chosen champion fails I simply shift to a timeline where their opponent is dead. Nothing can go wrong.
New business idea: Invest in merchandise of a renowned public figure and then shift to a timeline where they're dead. If all goes well the value will skyrocket.
Okay, but, they're dead in a timeline where the public beloved 'em, right? 'Cause ah... that could go both ways, Die.
Ideally! But that's just the roll of the dice, isn't it? I only get to choose who's dead, not the circumstances surrounding said death. ...Knowing my luck, I probably WOULD end up in a timeline where said figure was killed as a result of the public rioting against them.
Dating is hard for a guy like me. Hopping timelines so much means relationships are pretty come-and-go, and doubly so for trying to form a proper trove! But. I definitely prefer ⭐❤🍀 or perhaps 🔷🌈❤ relationships. #romance
I could. But unfortunately I'm petty and impulsive and the temptation to go to timelines where others are already dead is so very tantalizing. It solves so many problems. Creates its fair share, too, but those are for future-me to deal with.
Sometimes I refer to temporarily inserting someone's pin as 'putting them in timeout' but really it's more like I'm going in timeout since I'm the one transported to a line where they're dead. It has roughly the same effect, anyhow.
> ⑥: Shunt Now what fresh hell is this. Your name is DIE, referencing both the SIX-SIDED GAMEPIECE and your penchant for SHOWING UP NEAR THE RECENTLY DEPARTED. You are a MOBSTER, a DOLL ENTHUSIAST, and an ANXIOUS FIDGETY MESS. Thanks to your newly alchemized SCHRÖDOO DOLL (Schrödinger's Cat Plush && Voodoo Doll Juju)), an item obtained with NO SMALL AMOUNT OF FINAGLING, you have successfully transported yourself to a timeline where everyone exists in a state of both LIFE and DEATH until observation makes their particular canon crystallize. Or something. FOR WHATEVER REASON, it also appears the only way a timeline such as this could be stable is by involving MULTIVERSAL BULLSHIT on an unprecedented scale, that for some reason centres around a social media site primarily made for GREY-SKINNED WEIRDOS. Go figure. Your CURRENT GOALS include linking up with your CREW in whatever myriad forms they may take, subverting RIVAL GANGS by moving through timelines where they are ALREADY DEAD, and FILLING OUT YOUR COLLECTIBLE DOLL AND SOFT TOY COLLECTION. To keep track of it all, you will interface with THIS SITE where ANYONE CAN MESSAGE YOU ABOUT ANYTHING, AT ANY TIME, FOR ANY REASON, WITH ANY THEMES. ...But so help them if they get on your nerves, you'll do it. You'll put their pin in. You're not a pansy. You're not afraid to get your hands metaphorically dirty and jump to a timeline where they're DEAD. Or at least CLOSE ENOUGH. #intro