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@diE

The Felt's Sixth. Every timeline is a doomed one from my perspective, but we get by. (PFP art by @niteweasel tumblr)

Blood: JadeKult Score: 589Kull Score: 85233 followers 30 following

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Diamonds Droog.

Diamonds Droog.

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A user of established repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Pale One

This user vacillates pale pink.

@diamanteDerelict[DD]

♦ I've only really seen Felt, barely any of the crew.

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

@diE[DE]

Good!

Kult: +7

Kull: +7

Total: 14

Ratio: 1.00

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Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

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A user of unestablished repute

@mrBenedict[MB]

hello #thefelt I cant help but notice theres been a severe lack of hijinks lately. Im calling you out.

Kult: +24

Kull: +7

Total: 31

Ratio: 3.43

@diE[DE]

I'm doing my best over here. What do you want from me. I don't have japery jujus I just determine if people are dead or not.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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A user of unestablished repute

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Our Holy Mirth

A member of the True Faith. [Technically nondenominational!?]

@themanintheCairoovercoat[TC]

VERMIN. VERMIN. VERMIN. I NEED…AN EXTERMINATOR. ONE WHO CAN REACH WHERE I CAN’T. HM.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

@diE[DE]

A lackey? A goon, perhaps? A henchman, even?

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Tips Dripping

Stay abreast of #DRIPTIPNATION / #DRIPTIPNATIONGIRLEDITION's fantastic life hacks.

@exiledUniverse[EU]

Oh...yes, I've missed this.

Kult: +25

Kull: +5

Total: 30

Ratio: 5.00

@diE[DE]

You're possibly the only one who can make that outfit look good. It's impressive, honestly.

@diE[DE]

HEARTBREAKING: Worst person you know inexplicably has immense game.

Kult: +72

Kull: +65

Total: 137

Ratio: 1.11

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Sawbuck (10 hat)

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All That Glitters

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Oh if were discounting crew and sticking only to our merry band of fools I'd like to change my answer to Biscuits please!

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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@diE[DE]

@imBiscuits What do you think about this?

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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Sawbuck (10 hat)

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Why?

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Tips Dripping

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@imBiscuits[IB]

HI DIE DID YOU HAVE A DRIP TIP FOR ME?

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A user of unestablished repute

Pickup DaVwinci

This user wrote the book on being a sleaze! #cagttl #nsfwv

Amporacoin

This user is still holding Amporacoin. Line go ♒︎ #TOTHEMOONS #ERIDANWEEK

Pitch Hearted

A truly reviled user.

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

heh

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@diE[DE]

I was curious.

Kult: +2

Kull: +12

Total: 14

Ratio: 0.17

↩ @imBiscuits[IB]

@diE[DE]

There are no tips here. Don't worry about it.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @aeneasCaldarium[AC]

@diE[DE]

NOT about you.

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

Itchibold the Great

Get over it.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@diE[DE]

Putting a bump in one of the rugs around the manor so that you trip over it while you're zipping around.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@imBiscuits[IB]

IM A BIG GUY AND I TYPE BIG AND I AM BIG AND IM COOL TOO HAHA

Kult: +20

Kull: +5

Total: 25

Ratio: 4.00

@diE[DE]

So true, Biscuits. Rechitt.

@thegoodScratchdoctor[TS]

To hate him and make him hate me is such…a rush.

Kult: +90

Kull: +80

Total: 170

Ratio: 1.13

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@thegoodScratchdoctor[TS]

I have bad news, I’m afraid.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@diE[DE]

You have GOT to be fucking kidding me.

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@thegoodScratchdoctor[TS]

I am not, I am afraid. If it is any consolation, the revelation surprised me just as much as it did you, which is certainly saying something.

Kull: +10

Total: 10

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@diE[DE]

Oh, no, it's fine, really. Consider me consoled. My blood pressure has not been negatively affected at the elucidating realization that this speedy little bastard somehow has enough game not only to hate-seduce our boss, but apparently to completely skip past near-omniscience to do so!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@thegoodScratchdoctor[TS]

Don’t be jealous, Die.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@diE[DE]

I AM NOT JEALOUS!!!

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@thegoodScratchdoctor[TS]

A very defensive reaction for someone who is supposedly not jealous.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@diE[DE]

Seeing him succeed fills me with an indescribable rage. A win for Itchy is a loss for me. That's all there is to it.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

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@thegoodScratchdoctor[TS]

Oh, you have it bad.

Kull: +5

Total: 5

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@diE[DE]

My emotions are NOT trove-related! I want him DEAD.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

Mormon Doc Scratch

I am omniscient. Do not ask me about specifics. I will cry.

Kult: +57

Kull: +50

Total: 107

Ratio: 1.14

@diE[DE]

Okay I think this one's my favourite so far.

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@thegoodScratchdoctor[TS]

Go to the chamber, now.

Kull: +2

Total: 2

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@diE[DE]

Look boss I'm getting conflicting orders here can't you two sort this out without pulling me back and forth like some prized toy

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@thegoodScratchdoctor[TS]

This is not a version of me, it is an account made by a specific individual to parody me.

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@diE[DE]

You're telling me there's not just a dozen of you running around, but I've gotta worry about FAKES now, too? Why can't this job ever be simple.

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@thegoodScratchdoctor[TS]

Well, on the bright side, consider that it will never be uninteresting. Hoo Hoo

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@diE[DE]

I swear I've gotta find a retirement-timeline one of these days.

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@thegoodScratchdoctor[TS]

As you have not done yet, I suggest you enter the chamber as I originally ordered.

Kull: +7

Total: 7

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@diE[DE]

SIGH. Fine. As you command.

Kult: +5

Total: 5