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The Felt's Sixth. Every timeline is a doomed one from my perspective, but we get by. (PFP art by @niteweasel tumblr)
In my Felt, per the recommendation of @handMaid, I have terminated the following positions: 1, 2, 6, 12, 13. I am seeking applicants to fill the void, however.
Only mildly.
I thought about reading your posts but felt an inexplicable, profound feeling of evil and malice emanating from my device. Maybe I'll put it down until tomorrow.
They just couldn't see That it was me needing you, not you needing me They just couldn't see That a puppet loosely strung is not who I wanna be They just couldn't see That it was me needing you, not you needing me They just couldn't see That a puppet loosely strung is not who I wanna be I'm tied to so many things I don't need to do I'll loosen my strings to feel more like you I'm tied to so many things I don't need to do I'll loosen my strings to feel more like Y🎱U #lyricposting
Hey boss I respect the yearning but can you keep it down I'm trying to scheme and plot and come up with business ideas here and your melancholy electro/jazz/orchestra fusion music isn't helping
Good morning Chittr. Don't forget to pay your taxes. It's how they caught Troll Al Capone, I'm told.
In spite of everything, all the jujus and time travel and alternate universe shenanigans, one thing remains true: The taxman will get your ass.
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Manipulation Monday. Haa Haa.
...This timeline sucks. Fuck. I guess without his super speed we couldn't pull off some kind of critical heist??? Okay FINE I'll pull the pin back out. BEGRUDGINGLY. #vagueposting
FUCK YOU.
His speed is handy for heists even you must admit that!
:33< furk it ill do the leprechauns nyow #nsfw :33< itchy- smash just hope hes nyat the fastest in efurry regard :33< doze- pass DO SOMETHING FUR GOGS SAKE!!! :33< trace- yeah smash idk i like his vibe :33< clofur- yeah of course smash! :33< fin- smash again like the vibes :33< die- smash he s33ms kinky :33< crowbar- pass get mewre head outta mewre ass then well talk :33< snowman- would i smash the mewnifurse? of course! espawcially when she looks that good! :33< stitch- hmm pass s33ms like he would hate my ratty trench coat which is my iconic look :33< sawbuck- pass i f33l like we would do something wrong then be time and space traveled to like a volcano as its eruppting or some shit :33< matchstick- hes fine smash fur the sake of i have to pick one but it could go ethpurr way :33< eggs- i love mew buddy but pass :33< biscuits- way way way way way too stupid especially the one that posts drip tips pass :33< quartpurrs- smash but same story with matchsticks where it could go ethpurr way :33< cans- pass same issmewe with biscuits dumb muscle too dumb :33< #smashorpass
The #smash-or-pass that NOBODY asked for. If you humiliate or make fun of me I WILL move to a timeline where you are dead. ① PASS. I have gone to timelines where he is dead more often than I can count. My hatred burns bright. ② PASS? I just feel like it would not work out. He is too slow to employ the japery I find appealing. ③ Smash. ④ Refusing to answer because I know that promiscuous little dancer would smash anything that moves. ♥℧☘︎ maybe. ⑤ Smash. ⑥ Pass, but not because I wouldn't. I just think there are better things to do with an alternate version of myself. ⑦ Smash but only if it wouldn't make things weird. ⑧ Scandalous, but smash. It would never happen, however. And I would be terrified the entire time. ⑨ ...Smash. ⑩ Smash. ⑪ Pass. ⑫ ...Smash. The time travel angle is intriguing. ⑬ Pass. ⑭ Smash. ⑮ Smash. ⚪ ...Smash. But it would never happen. And I'd be terrified the entire time.
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