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self flagellati0n private or 0therwise is always ultimately an exercise in petty vanity. #techtip
꒷꒦im goྐeng toྐ kik his ass!!! whaddya mean uྐ fuྐking snoྐoྐped my hive and shit???????꒦꒷
Officially increasing the Defense budget to "Yes" because people keep freezing the account and asking me to personally double-check the expense report. And also because he's hot, but that is a very minor part of it.
:33< furry swipes
Your name is \/AQUTA AEPLAX and you are considered a WITCH by most. You ha\/e the most royal blood in existence, but li\/e frugally, as you are not a standing heiress by any means. You li\/e OFF THE GRID, and sometimes come by cash by STRAGGLERS who ha\/e heard through hushed whispers of your eerily accurate tarot card readings that seek you out in the brush of forest you li\/e in. You are HEMOANON in online spaces, and for the time being can continue to pose as a \/IOLETBLOOD on the occasions in which you do need to get out of your hi\/e as you ha\/e not had your ADULT MOLT yet. You are not quite sure what you will do when this happens, but, your doting MOOSE LUSUS assures you that e\/erything will be just fine when the time comes. Like any other troll you ha\/e a \/ariety of hobbies that include gardening, cooking, baking, reading, studying up on a \/ariety of esoterics, deep meditation, performing magic like some sort of MAGE, playing \/ideo games, and ALL THINGS GENERALLY CONSIDERED "NERDY." You ha\/e also always felt a strong LO\/E of all things DEAD AND HORRIFIC. You only tend to watch or read media pertaining to the more terrifying things in life when you are not studying \/arious forms of SPIRITUALITY. You are \/ery MENTALLY ILL, not ha\/ing had access to SUPPORT for any of your ailments for a majority of your life. Throughout your life, you ha\/e dealt with countless ABUSI\/E RELATIONSHIPS, many ha\/ing taken ad\/antage of your EMPATHETIC NATURE. It really makes you RAGE when you think about it, but you ha\/e made sure each and e\/ery one of those fuckers got their just desserts for e\/er trying to mess with you. You are working on things now with the help of \/arious SPIRITUAL AWAKENINGS you ha\/e undergone- learning truths about yourself that you feel only you can understand. You are used to being alone and being misunderstood, so you ha\/e con\/inced yourself that this is fine for now. What is important here is the self lo\/e and acceptance you instill in yourself- being able to accept what has happened to you and to step into your own power, just like \/ FROM THE DE\/IL MAY CRY SERIES has. You ha\/e made him a huge part of your online identity, and ha\/e created a SHRINE of him in your room, because you simply lo\/e him so much. He is the COOLEST, DREAMIEST GUY E\/ER. You can only hope you can find a matespirt as alluring as he is. You ha\/e a habit of o\/ersharing, strings of delusion and intense paranoia, as well as EMOTIONAL OUTBURSTS. Regardless, you are a friendly indi\/idual that ENJOYS MAKING FRIENDS, and hope you can make some more soon. ART CREDIT: tridesert https://i.imgur.com/u1Wm\/lP.jpeg
lowkey turning into a soggy tissue right now man
I see would you mind sending me the coordinates? I need to have an good death whenever it happens and that spot sounds fitting. #death #gore
About to start live chitting my panic attack rn.
Please take your medication if you have not already done so.
i'M looking for an excuSe to Do SoMething iMpulSive, everyone tell Me i ShoulD go get My gruBScarS pierceD #nSfw
(◕ ᴥ ◕) oh.. guehm.. sealmama was very awesome guehe. she gusaved silly little grub me because i gulooked like her seal pup that sadly passed away a few nights before… guehm… i don’t guknow if that had any affects on gume but she did protect me and teach me guall that i guknow! that’s guwhy im so smart and can gyive great quadrant advice (ᵔ ᴥ ᵔ)
I have 8een requested to provide a proper historical framing of Chittr.ing. A dangerous proposition, naturally. Ah yessssssss. A common tragedy. The platform itself was created 8y Mocali Flaske, though “created” is perhaps too simplistic a term. One does not merely construct a place such as Chittr.ing. One opens a door and hopes reality survives the resulting draft. You see, Mocali has tapped into something far 8eyond what any old hemoanonymous troll should 8e fully capa8le of on say, Alternia. Which leads me to 8elieve that there are powers at play 8eyond Mocali's inherent influence over the platform. At surface level, the site resem8les a fairly standard social media platform. Users post updates, engage in arguments, announce romances, fa8ricate dramas, and conduct ela8orate pu8lic humiliations of one another. Entirely ordinary 8ehavior, naturally. Of course, there are the occasional hiccups. Irregularities occur when you examine 8eyond the surface level performance of the we8site. It would appear that there are possi8ly some powers at play here that exist 8eyond the scale of which one may find themselves comprehending. See: 10,002 Gru8s, Gl'8goly8, the various GrimDarks, and Troll8ama. Through means that remain intentionally am8iguous, the site permits communication 8etween multiple timelines, universes, narrative continuities, sessions, doomed 8ranches, post-canon realities, and fictional cosmologies simultaneously. The resulting population center of a8ject failures com8ined with the masses of more incensed timelines results in a 8rooding conflict of what is true. Entire worlds have esta8lished persistent cultural presences there. Alternia exports its usual social hostility and hemospectrum politics. 8eforus contri8utes aggressively therapeutic social structures and decorative excess. Earth C remains a fascinating 8lend of post-victory exhaustion and reconstructionism. Then there are the transient locations. Repiton has manifested in several iterations, each equally unsta8le and theatrically self-important. Matesprit Island 8riefly attempted to esta8lish itself as a romantic paradise 8efore collapsing 8eneath the sheer weight of quadrant disasters and emotionally charged su8tweeting. Angel’s Nutrition 8lock remains one of the more psychologically confusing communal projects to emerge from the platform, though admittedly not the least successful. The site has also hosted numerous historical events. Eridan Week, for instance, 8egan as an appreciation movement for Eridan Ampora and escalated into a cross-timeline sociological incident involving poetry, discourse, pu8lic meltdowns, quadrant negotiations, and at least one individual achieving God Tier under circumstances no one involved fully understood. The Midnight City Gala represented a comparatively elegant affair. Vast num8ers of attendees arrived from noir-inspired universes and adjacent timelines to engage in formal dancing, political maneuvering, dramatic flirting, and highly stylized emotional suppression 8eneath neon skylines. It was, 8y Chittr standards, remarka8ly civilized. Naturally, much of the platform’s identity is shaped 8y its recurring personalities. Rankmaid occupies a particularly fascinating role within the ecosystem. Temporal awareness, literary self-consciousness, emotional am8iguity, and su8tle manipulative tendencies have rendered her something 8etween an archivist and an ur8an legend. Conversations with her tend to leave lasting psychological residue. One rarely notices this immediately. Jane Crocker remains equally compelling for entirely different reasons. Depending upon the continuity o8served, she may appear as corporate empress, exhausted executive, domestic monarch, or emotionally collapsing pu8lic relations machine. Her statements frequently 8egin with immaculate composure 8efore quietly unraveling into deeply personal hostility. This has 8ecome something of a spectator sport among long-term users. And then, of course, there is Casper Cooper. A... troll. An irritant. Possi8ly one of the most important figures ever to emerge from the site. Casper Cooper developed notoriety through a very specific skillset: interrupting extremely serious personalities at the exact moment they 8ecome most emotionally invested in their own narratives. He inserts a8surdity into solemn declarations with surgical precision. Royal announcements, existential confessions, villainous monologues, political crises, cosmic revelations. None remain untouched. The truly remarka8le aspect is that many major personalities eventually 8egan treating his interruptions as an unavoida8le law of nature rather than an individual action. Which, I suspect, says far more a8out Chittr.ing than it does a8out him. Ultimately, the platform has evolved 8eyond mere socialization. It functions as a living mythology engine. Identities are performed there so consistently that they eventually calcify into something genuine. Irony mutates into sincerity. Fictional personas acquire emotional permanence. And perhaps most importantly of all, everyone involved eventually stops asking where the performance ends.
sylink is a troll i'd like to hold hands with some time. we could even gently lace our fingers together... ♥︎ #concupiscentanonymously ♠
I heard that fuchiabl☆☆ds usually get vi☆lent near each☆ther...I h☆pe that isn't true!! I kn☆w that they're rare in s☆me universes, timelines, and planets s☆ I'm just h☆ping that isn't at least a tad bit true. #fuchsia #glub #culturequesti☆ns
caw
Son... https://i.ibb.co/Sw9QdDL5/48b67a79918c9a259abea179ffaa9a03.jpg
Squirdle Daily 1582 - 7/9 🟦❌✅🔼🔼 🟦❌✅🔼🔼 🟦❌✅🔼🔼 🟦❌✅✅🔼 🟦❌✅🔼🔼 ✅❌✅✅🔼 ✅✅✅✅✅
peanut returns the world is healing no one tell it about #trollbroma
Say hello to the new troll in the Mii neighborhood: @groovyKosmonaut . His glasses posed an interesting challenge. There are no star-shaped glasses in the starting mii editor. Until I find star-shaped glasses in the store, I have removed his eyes. He doesn't need them, anyways. https://file.garden/ae6_q1AoTDGIu7_4/IMG_2468.jpg
WHYYYYYYYYY ITS SO UNFAIRRRR WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYUHHH!!!!!!
rock soup is honestly kind of beauitful bc its just ppl collectively decidin a pot of hot water n optimism can become dinner if everybody throws in wtv ;)
★ concerning ★mount of the people who join Cruentum C★elum ★ren't ★ctu★lly ★ll th★t evil...
Ok★y, I'm norm★l now. Prob★bly.
i like to think i’MM sMMart enough MMost of the tiMMe but a MMotherfucker could definitely lure MMe into the woods with the proMMise of food n i’d fall for that shit
the pain never really g0es away it just finds new places t0 hide inside the darkest n00ks and crannies 0f y0ur brain #lyricp0sting
Ah, if it isn’t the final day of #mistressmay - ah, no, it appears my time traveling work has confused me- it is only the sixth day! I’m joking of course, confusion isn’t something that affects me.
数日前、ある小さな古びたラーメン屋が美味しいかどうか聞かれたから、店がボロボロであればあるほど、料理は美味いものだと答えた。 そこで、もうひとつプロのアドバイス。もしアジア料理店に行って、シェフたちがスペイン語で互いに怒鳴り合ってるのが聞こえたら、そのまま座っとけ。これから、人生で最高の料理を味わうことになる。理由は聞かないで。自分でもおかしいとは分かってる。ただそういうものなんだ。この件に関しては、アタシを信じて。
i so pale - that one newstroll
Hm. What an interesting turn events.
they have a custom drone grubsitting me like i'm a 2 sweep old fool ♪
that's very sweet thank you ⚘ could try but ⚘'m better at respond⚘ng to people than reach⚘ng out to them
yeah ⚘ really just cannot stay content most n⚘ghts and half of the t⚘me ⚘ don't even know why
#substances https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1501599182799241276/IMG_2745.png?ex=69fca8b7&is=69fb5737&hm=b5523d2b6d3a828518eb71d591b239d816106ac0044d6a303343f1eb1789c86f&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=776&height=835
that mood sure ⚘s sw⚘ng⚘ng
STAY THE FUCK OUT MY WAY THERE'S A ROCK XN MY BOOT
B33 < ohhhhh the cozy sl33py B33 < im missing out on posts fur this but its so nice
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time to go aNd see frieNds. beeN waitiNg all weeK for this!
ReadinG NSFW DoujinshI In PubliC AnD NoddinG AlonG So PeoplE KnoW I FucK WitH It #nsfw
#nsfw https://thefrugalchicken.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/02/Roosters-min.jpg
Ugh. Sorry. I've been. Gone for. Like. A Wipe.
They’re saying 5’1” is the new 6’2”. #True
goNNa curl up with fictioNal writiNgs aNd a sNuggleplaNe for the Night.
✨ I may not have rsvp’d for the main event of the gala, but I am truly happy to attend at the annex. A picture of what I am currently wearing for all who cannot see me attending, Many thanks for the drink. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a40718dc84e6.png @turingTranscendence #midnightcitygala ✨
the #midnightcitygala is in full swing. good drinks good music and even better company. @pulchritudePowerhouse https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/05/04/ballselfie01.png #gpoy
>>| @condemnedtempest what .is your wisdom? .and .it .is not philosophical .one. just .a general .ask, .of what .is behind you, .or .at least the face paint.
࣪⊹₊˚{ the end nights cometh, girly! SQUEE WITH MEEEE! \}^o^{/\}^o^{/ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Mighta already posted this. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/03b039e890e1.png
O-> Whinny! Perhaps. A Small Amo+unt O+f Ho+o+fing At The Gro+und.
https://media1.tenor.com/m/Odar6t7ZB-oAAAAd/gecko-cute.gif 💚💛
You can alwayzz truzzt a zzea dweller with your zzecretzz Cuzz they know how to keep their mouthzz ZZEALED get it?
(\ /) just woke up. gmorning. https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/harleyanddwarf.jpg
Ladies ladies []ne at a time https://i.ibb.c[]/WNjPp2Yz/73-sin-t-tul[]-20260504171549.png--╾━╤デ╦︻
OuT I GO. TO EXPLORE MY LAND. AND PROBABLY SHOOT THINGS I CAN FEEL uNGuILTY (THAT’S A WORD. SHuT uP) ABOuT SHOOTING.
>>| purplebloods so cool. #purplebloods #purplesupreme
Unp[]pular []pini[]n ahead!!! The hem[]spectrum makes ZER() sense. Why d[]es my bl[][]d c[]l[]r immediately define my w[]rth!? And why d[] pe[]ple with bl[][]d c[]l[]rs that differ fr[]m the n[]rm get culled just because []f that? Tr[]lls are tr[]lls, n[] matter what hue, shade, tint []r t[]ne their bl[][]d is. It's ridicul[]us that it even has t[] be talked ab[]ut, this sh[]uld be c[]mm[]n sense!--╾━╤デ╦︻
always be positive.
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My... Daily... Affirmations... i Am A Good Man... i Wouldn't Hurt Anybody... because I Am A Good Person... my Friends Are Good People... they Wouldn't Hurt Anybody... because They Are Good People... i Would Know A Bad Man... i Would Stop Him From Hurting Anybody... because He Is A Bad Person... and He Is Not Like Me... thank God For Good Men...
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I Read This As Brainless At First And I Said Out Loud " Yeah Sure, Girlie, Do You " But Braless Makes More Sense
:33< hell yes fur33 the rumblespheres! :33< #suggestive i guess if mewre a coward
I hAvE jUst bEEn UpdAtEd On hUmAn rElIgIOn, qUItE sUrprIsEd by thE AmOUnt Of dEmIgOd cAnnIbAlIsm dUrIng thE chAntIng Of EldErs AlOngsIdE wOrshIppIng Of A tOrtUrEd vIsAgE? ArE yOU All cErtAIn thAt thIs chUrch And thE clUrch ArE vEry dIffErEnt frOm OnE AnOthEr?
th4nk youuuuuu h4ve good sleep
O-> It's Been A While Since I've Been With Wo+men...
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(( OOC real quick. I, unfortunately, cannot draw. It's a work in progress. But there was this lovely art done by Kimquatz ( https://www.tumblr.com/kimquatz ) on Tumblr for Promstuck 2025 that envisions what I would want Dirk to wear at the Gala. I'll post the full art and the close-up. )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/18bb35b3f0ef.jpg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e4e17f8bf26b.png
▲found a leather jacket in Bronya's closet▼ ▲actually no, I found MY new leather jacket in Bronyas closet▼ ▲thanks▼
☣-🗡-OHH OK I SEE. THANKS FOR UHM INFORMING ME/=
☣-🗡-DO ALL GOLDBLOODS HAVE TWO BULGES OR IS IT JUST SOME OF THEM ... ASKING FOR A FRIEND #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE/=
Ah, I must say—I do understand myself rather well at times. I may very well be the most genuine person I know. Kudos to me, indeed. #IAMQUITEFONDOFOTHERVERSIONSOFME
#lyrics #lyricposting #violence to be safe if you take it literally #unfortunatelyclownpostingagain she's always saving my life but she don't belong to me she tells me things are alright, but she don't belong to me i try to follow her light but she don't belong to me i feel her venomous bite, 'cause she don't belong to me - hate her to death by icp
oh well then hell 7eah dire(t me to the nearest (ou(h
I will never 8e a 8ottom to an Empress, revolting heresy. #nsfw
▲whys it always the ceruleanbloods who make murder hot▼
૮ ․ ․ ྀིა the mind control is also hot so that might help Ი𐑼
(tags: Reader/Empress, #rankworks, #nsfwe, #nsfw, anonymous requester, mindcontrol, violence, #gore, noncon, size difference, submit, obey, caste difference, what a good girl, f/f, archive rating:E) concept: s)(e cannot be stopped your body writhes beneath her teeth clenched and tears staining your temples as large hands grab at your hips to force you into every violation you can feel her smile looming above you one bite of her endless teeth into your delicate throat could end everything right here your fear is a paralyzing ice pumping through every inch of your body she sees that fear and she devours it whole there are only small moments when you can feel your body beneath your own control it belongs to her why should she let you use it? your pan is her dominion and she will conquer you will obey you will submit she will consume her hands wrap around your neck as she uses you body bouncing limply as if you were nothing but a disposable toy to be torn through and tossed once properly filled "what a good girl" she mutters against your ear there is no love in this she says it because it makes you tighter for a single moment the same way you seize up when she draws blood or stuffs your throat is it because your body knows this is what you were made for? you need her to tell you what is right and wrong you cant do anything yourself "what a good sleeve" your fear is just your body playing tricks on you you want this you want to be useful one more time before she disposes of you it is an honor to serve your empress
HATRED EXCEPT FOR HER, OR IN WHICH A HUMAN FINDS HERSELF CAUGHT MEDIATING THE KISMESISSITUDE OF A VIOLET SCHOLAR AND TEAL ATTORNEY, AND HAVING TO LEARN WHAT THAT MEANS AND HER DUTIES AS AN AUSPISTICE。 (WARNING TO THOSE WHO ARE UNCOMFORTABLE WITH ASHEN RELATIONSHIPS HAVING A CONCUPISCENT ASPECT TO IT。) HTTPS://CDN。IMGCHEST。COM/FILES/9F0EEA6D3866。PNG
i'M imaginging this also just because i bet she would be bomb to hang out with
damn, wish i had a (ou(h
BIG NEWS. SOON.
#karkatskittens #wearecallingitthat
girl bulge!!! #girlbulge #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c3e254073eee.jpg
:33 < commeowssion requested by @walkstabwalk :33 < of @barackobama and @unhackabledottildeuath :33 < get ratio'd https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/07d395ae1872.png
are you jealous of my hair it glows ~ (〇∧+♡Δ)
₍^. .^₎⟆ Someone sSshould !nv!te me over sso ! can curl up on the!r lap and nap :3c꠹
Diamonds Droog.
🐳☀️🦑🐬🌊 i think we need t𖦹 give humans credit where its due, their names f𖦹r creatures are s𖦹 much simpler and m𖦹re fun... like why w𖦹uld i say "l𖦹l feeding my deep sea shellbeasts" when i c𖦹uld just be calling them sea turtles????? 🐠🫧✨🐳🪼
DAMN IT MY FINS KEEP FLUTTERING, THEY SHOULDN'T BE DOING THIS. FUCK.
Would you still vote for me if I were a worm?
I would like to remind everyone that signed up that in observation of Cinco de Mayo that the Midnight City Charity Ball has been moved forward to May 4th! No we will not be moving the date again in accordance to the "Stars Wars" holiday, as I've checked and those are movies and an actual thing that happened! So don't try to pull the wool over my eyes, buster! As always you can RSVP here, but walk-ins are accepted as long as you make a small donation and wear appropriately formal attire! https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdBbHheiQ3VBjFO9qEEkgK9CQdN6aQf2rqqC0yPVBUDPaTzIA/viewform?usp=dialog
...I disscovered a hidden library on my dessert walk today...how interessting...
(°. https://www.ukm𖦹ths.𖦹rg.uk/site/assets/files/15086/1904p_d𖦹labrariajd.jpg --> #flatfuckfriday #m𖦹thp𖦹sting #plag𖦹diad𖦹labraria .°)
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Nevermind, Inspiration Struck. Concept, We're Cuddling On The Comfort Slab And Your Body Is Pressed Flush Against My Back, Radiating Heat Between Us With Each Breath As The Tension Between Us Grows Unbearable. Your Hands Wander And I Allow Them To, First Beneath My Shirt, Over My Grub Scars, Then Lower Beneath My Boxers As I Shudder In Anticipation. #nsfw #nsfc
GoNNa write a soNg about SubjugulatioN aNd flyiNg amidst the stars for a very special lady out there.
cLEARLY, i NEED TO GET BETTER AT BEING DIRECT, aND SAYING WHAT i MEAN WITHOUT ANY, wISHY-WASHY-ING OR MEANDERING, wHICH, i THOUGHT i WAS PRETTY GOOD AT BEING SUCCINCT AND CLEAR, wITH MY INTENT BUT NOW i THINK i HAVE HURT, tWO FRIENDS WITH MY INABILITY TO SIMPLY, sAY WHAT i MEAN AND INSTEAD, tRYING TO PLACATE THEM, sO THAT IS MAYBE SOMETHING FOR ME TO WORK ON NOW, iN THE FUTURE, aND ALSO THE PRESENT, bUT NOT THE PAST BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE, tEMPORALLY DIFFICULT, uNLESS i ENLISTED AN aRADIA'S HELP, i SUPPOSE OR MAYBE, a dAVE BUT, wHILE HE IS NOT MY ENEMY, hE IS ON THIN FUCKING ICE, fRANKLY,
Detective Tip: If you're hungry before a job, get two packets of instant Mac & Cheese and combine them into the Detective's greatest meal: Mac & Mac & Cheese & Cheese.
Come on, you can do better than that! Write me some poems!
HE[[O EVERYONE WHO ]S READY FOR MORE H]VE ]MPROVEMENT, HVAC, E[ECTR]CA[, P[UMB]NG AND WORKP[ACE SAFETY T]PS
I swear, every person I ever meet is too good for me. Dunno if it's the charms or just pure luck, but I've got too many good people in more corner and not enough ways to pay 'em back. Either way, I gotta call it a night. See ya everyone. #vagueposting
i have finished the preparations for all the follower of my and my vast intellect as well as other qualities expect a new picture in time the hashtag i will use will server as a warning #nsfw
Also at least like tψo cutie patooties.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. I need to hire more beefy men and ψoman.
Face reveal at 10k kult?
girls w/ spider lusi have fat asses SEND CHIT
gonna ask mmmmy girl if she wwwwants mmmme wwwwith lemmmmon or onion
clocked out late tolight its timmmme to boil mmmmyself
gotta say, i'm a bit too gullible. every time i get a hate from hatebot i go "dang, guess he didn't like that one." like i know what hatebot does and yet every time i go "aw dangit" for a solid few seconds.
Holy shit.
>AcK< "engagemen+ Bai+?" We Call Tha+ "da+ing Men" ArOund Here
idk if ive jst ben drinkin since 2 or if its somthin else bt im tird and fel lik shit #substance
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I believe I have found a new passion. + Luckily, it goes very well with my current passion. +
>AcK< i Have The Ball Knowledge of A Gynecologis+
turntechHeadass turntechGodheadass turnheadGodass turngodHeadtech ...ass
i got overstimulated / i'm sitting out again / you can find me here / as per usual
Hmmmm... Well, that was an interesting appo+intment, at least... Tho+ugh I do+ have so+me co+ncerns fo+r letting a new piercing site pro+perly heal and 'rest' after the experience o+f a new piercing, I can't say that as a pro+fessio+nal Do+minatrix, I'm no+t fascinated and impressed by the maso+chistic drive it takes to+ get a series o+f labial piercings, and pay extra fo+r the lo+nger barbells to+ be threaded thro+ugh bo+th lips, to+ create a so+rt o+f 'inset-chastity-cage'... She'll no+ do+ubt have lo+ts o+f 'fun' trying to+ sit do+wn o+r even take steps with her usual length o+f stride... But so+ lo+ng as she's happy with her decisio+n, then I see no+ reaso+n to+ deny her. Tho+ugh I did make her pro+mise to+ at least accept so+me smaller barbells so+ that she co+uld let the piercing sites pro+perly relax and heal at least two+ days o+ut o+f the week. Ho+w she manages to+ keep her idea o+f 'lo+ng-term-chastity-play' go+ing fo+r tho+se two+ days is entirely up to+ her, but with so+me o+f the co+ntact cards I gave her fo+r hardware and lifestyle jewelry crafters, I'm sure she can find so+meo+ne who+ can help her create a belt that wo+uld be co+mfo+rtable and sanitary fo+r pro+lo+nged usage. #nsfw #chastityplay #piercing #go+reimplied #nsfwimplied
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i mean like, where is it taking place. how do i get to #fightnight
Don't Worry, If I Am Drifting From You, That Is A Direct Result Of The Disorders I Have. It Is Not Because I Don't Like You. #positive.
[⚙︎ Forgot sometimes peop|e joke about being horny on this site instead of just being norma| run of the mi|| horny. ⚙︎]
look at my shiny new badge
https://i.ibb.co/d07bp9mQ/Uh-Happy429-Girl.jpg - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
im about to eat some cookies
i thnk thst last chitt mede me sound upst im not i like bein an invisble chos grmlin at parties *chaos
ᐖ WUT IF U STEAL THINGS "PEOPLES" LATER ᐛ
S)(ello C)(ittr!!!!!!!!
❥ Uოო. A littlε εოbarrassfin but it’s bεεn a ധhilε sincε I sat on soოεbubblys facε nd I kind of ოiss it!! Its naut supεr εasy 2 find suო1 abubblε 2 handlε ოy ധεight tho!! ◞‸◟ #nsfധ ｡˚○
I regret to inform you that I am indeed awake. I yearn for sleep, alas, it alludes me.
That ssomething wass a leaf in the wind. It wass a good leaf.
Here's cintyx's nsfw chart, hope you enjoy it lol #nsfw also technically seeing him for the first time https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8540b1e85ed6.png
mamaz back in da fuckn buildinggggg haiiii washapeningg
Mr Pre$ident, Chchow Might H@ve R@bie$.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHAHAT'S THAHAT MEAN. :o?
O-> Spaced O+ut Fo+r A Lo+ng While, Huh 😵💫
ānyønē knøw øf ā mørtīcīān wīth løøsē mørāls ī'd løvē tø høtbøx ønē øf thøsē bødy bøxēs #sūbstāncēs
there are so many rose's on here! they could form like a cult or something
ever7 time. ever7 time i go and get what i want, m7 first thoughts are alwa7s "wh7 didn't i do this sooner". me! miss "go immediatel7 for what 7ou want" doesn't go for it as often as she (an and should have. so take this for advi(e. go for it. go for it right the fu(k now. 7ou should have done it earlier. the se(ond best time to do it is now.
i mean because #brobama is clearly the choice what would the other one be #barakbro? #trollbroma? #trollbro doesnt work dont suggest that one if youre a trollbama seme truther
>>| hate the system, love the purplebloods.
trying to organise a schedule for who i'm gonna breed at what time of each day is too annoying. from now on i'm going back to just knocking up whoever's close, wanting and available #nsfw
>+. AWOO .+<
I invite you all to remember a very important detail about our humble planet, Earth-C: Our defense budget is significantly higher than most planet’s GDP per capita. The protection of its citizens is of the utmost priority, and will always remain that way.
lit3rally mad3 mys3lf th3 b3st d3ss3rt 3v3r,,, my lif3 is fucking aw3som3 no matt3r what for3v3r,,,
Exciting things happening tonight ;) #suggestive xxx
Sometimes I feel like my life is a little boring...but I think that's ꫂ❁robably a good thing. It's mellow, but it's haꫂ❁ꫂ❁y :) ❣︎
chittr feed too blue wwheres the hotfix
⋆˚꩜｡ MY LUSUS IS OUT AND ABOUT, IF YOU SEE A GIANT ARMADIPOLY TELL HIM TUMRIK SAID NOT TO FORGET THE ROCK SNACKS!! ⋆˚꩜｡
+..h♱♱ps://i.ibb.co/6c8dkc1c/image.png Finally warm enough ♱o wear my skir♱s again..+
oh wat da fuck is happenin on chittr rn oh no
:33< girls are cute :33< mew should think about being one fur a second s33 if it sits right
Thank you all for behaving while I was absent. Your efforts are acknowledged and appreciated.
f@und a carapacian driftin' thr@ugh the v@id last night, s@ i had c@mpany f@r a nice rest. i missed this very much. -u- she unf@rtunately had s@mewhere t@ g@ after s@me rest s@ i'm back al@ne f@r n@w. -n-
/\ Save yourself the trouble /\ /\ Never met any of these trolls until Chittr /\ /\ She doesn’t know where I am /\ /\ Better bid high, folks /\
okay its time for me to go to costco again because i have an apple juice addiction
8-> #TOTALDRAMACOIN IS LIVE, FOLKS!
:33< *the mighty huntress sticks a straw in mew and drinks mew like a juice pouch*
₍^. .^₎⟆ Hehe you guysSss w!ll only see my nook after a goal !sss h!t. !dk what yet but there W!LL be a goal #nsfw꠹
== sorry for the... inactivity... i got... stuck... to the floor... for a couple of nights... ==
(°. i d𖦹n't really care ab𖦹ut bulges. n𖦹𖦹ks 𖦹n the 𖦹ther hand --> #nsfw .°)
ah......shit.... https://i.pinimg.com/736x/76/0c/50/760c50416865ab6dad19c6850909cd46.jpg
♤ I Feel Like I Should Have A Duel ♤
@bulgeCurator You honestly disgust me, and I would prefer for you to stay at least 100 strut pods away from me at all times. ...But your aptitude for divination shows some promise. This is why we have decided to offer you the position of... Fidusucker Proboscis Inspector. #NSFW, probably. #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/22b6e6e206fa.png - MC Oleana
...k old man go bcka to sledp ,ggoodljgbt...
me, a non-christian, influencing my friends to read the bible so they can fuck with gideon better https://tenor.com/view/malevolent-emoji-gif-1441400267901750547 ))
MY ROOMM4T3'S C4T LOV3S M3 SO MUCH SH3'S DROOL1NG OV3R M3 4S 1 SCR1TCH SCR4TCH H3R PR3C1OUS L1L' H34D. >:]
“Go,” saiD Jegus, “your faith has healeD you.” IMMeDiately he receiveD his sight anD followeD Jegus along the yellow brick roaD. - Markiplier 10:52 #bibleposting :o)
i am girl bulge i am girl nook i am boy bulge i am boy nook i am thing bulge i am thing nook my abilities are beyond anything you can ever imagine. im the avatar #nsfw
mm... I took a nap on a mossy rock... it was a very good nap.. (^ . ^ ❀)
concept: his nook his nook his nook obsessing over it every second of the night loving how flustered he gets when you push his feet up over his head to get between his thighs and worship the way he deserves (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #rankworks, no quads mentioned, #nsfw, boynook on the tl, nook worship, flushcoded, archive rating: M)
i'm a lesbian, so...not a big fan of boy anything.
:33< #girlbulge #boynook #nonbinarybutt :33< MEOWTHPURRFURKER!!!! :33< #nsfw
this book fucking SUCKS #vagueposting
boy nook more like #voidnook get your palmhusk out your pocket around me or you’ll find it at -3 percent and i won’t fix it #nsfw
Now t)(at I )(ave collected enoug)( information on t)(is... Sgrub from various sources, I am )(appy to declare t)(at you're all winners! T)(e point was fun! 38D
Onc3 I g3t my 2hit don3 bro im g3tting 2o fuck3d up fr #2ub2tanc3
U know what? im niceys 2day.
#niceys.
[T#e $entry t#@t I $pent week$ building ju$t blew up tod@y during it$ fir$t te$t run :(]
Gym Time. :> Pictures Later.
Wasn'T ExpectinG To Be CalleD A ConcubinE TodaY BuT YK I TakE It As A ComplimenT
I have risen from my slumber, I'm gorgeous~! You're gorgeous, but mainly me~! #ψokeuplikethis #slayeveryday #beautiful
:33< mewre welclawme
fine i'll admit!!..... it hangs down to my knees :P #nsfw
WOULD 4NYON3 W4NN4 W4TCH TH3 SH1TTY 4M3R1C4N GODZ1LL4 MOV13 W1TH M3???
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HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AFD1PUDYCVRE2_3E/HASHTAGMYPLANT.PNG EVERYONE WORSHIP MY PLANT SKILLS. #MYPLANT.
❥ Tbh Ivε nεvεr actually fεlt pitch 4 anεოonε1 b4!! I ധondεr ധut it ധould fεεl likε!! ｡˚○
O-> I Enjo+y O+bserving :)
#substance double bacon cheeseburger... and a refreshing Margarita for lunch... rock on 😎
love Me a whiMsical Motherfucker. a weirD lil freak. fuckin it up SILLY style. :o)
if we put them 2gether in some sort of car wash styled smexy-off competition WHOS WINNING: capt falcon vs simon belmont vs groose from zelda GO GO GO
Please be patient with our staff! We can only have two John's working before the timeline weirdness gets to be too much! Nya!
V^ S0me 0f y0u are a l0t braver than I am. =:| ^V
|--[ medicAl Advice fOr the dAy - if it sAys it's fOr lusii, it is nOt fit fOr yOur cOnsumptiOn. #pAtientcOnfidentiAlity ]-->
i grow richer in digital friendships by the day the by friendships digital in richer grow i
:33< CUTE!!!
♤ Right There With You ♤
Same.
im so normal about everything ever
my life is in good hands :,)
please???? ma'am please???? i will rid my life for this!!! it will be more than worth it
I’v≡ b≡≡n taught th≡ wond≡r§ of #lu§u§po§ting on thi§ day. Providing thi§ knowl≡dg≡ i§ p≡rhap§ th≡ only good an ≡mploy≡≡ ha§ ≡v≡r don≡ ≡v≡r. B≡hold, Drop§y. ———————————————————— [CA§≡: 3022 | §TATU§: Happy | LOG: admin i§ att≡mpting morning f≡≡ding prior to l≡aving for work. §ubj≡ct i§ not pl≡a§≡d. ≡nd not≡.] http§://cdn.imgch≡§t.com/fil≡§/4b85≡acfbd10.jp≡g
plus sized women *don't* be afraid to get on top #ifidieidie #nsfw
Top 10 chits of all time.
I'm always prophesaying this.
Maybe I should invest in a restslab f'r m'hive..
My Gog. I could not agree more. There is clearly a large amount of untapped potential. Fear not, I will alert our Defense Secretary of this need in the most professional manner possible. @broStrider please please please please please please please please please pleas
Mr. President, we must develop this technology more.
#beetleposting #bugposting https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/28/image.png
...experiencing allergies on a space station of all fucking places shouldn't be allowed. don't we have air filters for this shit...
:33< *the mighty huntress purrs at mew then bats mew in the face*
☆~𖦹 Tea does not taste as good as people say 𖦹~☆
fitting. my beetles. with. artillery cannons. will. report on. results later.
... ? ...? ...? ... ...? !? !? !? ... ' . ' . , , ... ... ...
♤ I Think I'm Just Tired Of Being Nice All The Time To People Who Don't Deserve It. ♤
I wonder what the workplace benefits of Imperial Bulge Spy are. #nsfw I guess.
i @m le@rning so m@ny cool things @bout the w@y other trolls on here sleep!! i'd t@lk more @bout mine but re@lly it's so norm@l!! just uh...... @ bl@nket so@ked in w@rm slime th@ i cover with rocks!! ye@h!!!!
UH SOMETHING SOMETHKNG, VIOLENVE AND BLOOD OR WHATEVER—MAN IM TIRED I CANT DO THIS POST SOMETHING EVERYDAY BULLSHIT —EMBER💥
H'llo, ev'ryone...!! ^^ [A photo of Vessie. She seems to have just gotten out of her recouperacoon in her hive. She's covered in slime as a result. Her pajama shirt and pajama pants, both simple, clung to her frame as a result of her daily submersion. She was smiling a bit awkwardly at the camera.]
t0 n0 0ne's surprise. ribbit. i was 0ut expl0ring. m0stly g0ing thr0ugh the dream bubbles t0 see what's new. i didn't find anything particularly exciting.
dissregarding my lasst chit. ssome more mussic for the tag #tuness httpss://tidal.com/track/88985120/u
*Clears throat* Good boy/girl/entity.
FINALLY accumulated enough materials to alchemize a gramophone and some vinyls. No longer am I tormented by the endless dripping of sediment and water from stalactites- I can finally, truly relax.
<3-Something-lesbian-BETTER-happen-to-me-tomorrow-or-I'll-take-drastic-measures.
I like topping other girls as much as I do bottoming, but if a guy isn't topping me I'm probably going to riot and just get bored pussies are so much more fun. #nsfw
⚇ one of my students owes me hivework still after two blinks ⚇ think its time to break out the faygo restrictions ⚇
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K--<got my antidepressant prescription in none of u r ready for whats coming
you look a little stressed :( would it help if i mounted and bred you for a couple hours? it might hurt a bit at first but it'll be worth it i promise #nsfw
BITCHES HATE ME CAUSE OF MY EXTENSIVE FIREARM COLLECTION —EMBER💥
yo... not to compla1n or noth1n... but somet1mes 1 hate l1v1ng 1n th1s treehouse, haha... 1nternet gets real spotty somet1mes, yknow... anyway uh thanks for amongus, j1gsaw... had a bangarang n1ght }:)
:33 <Kisssmesismeeeanimemememememe M3M3MEMeeM3! Ive watched allllll your stories.fag. 33:)
Just one more thing... Listen fellas I'm flattered but I'm not really the kismesis type, I gotta puncha moirails my matesprite is my one and only I don't think I got a hateful bone in my body, pun intended
i jst live on tis floor now
Okay Chittr I got 2om3 fuckin b33f with you. Why you making m3 unfollow th3 homi32? Forr3al iv3 had to r3follow @tima3u2T32tifi3d lik3 thr33 tim32 now wtf
Depends on the game.
yah.
1F 1 PUT R3D GL4SS 1N FRONT OF MY NOSTR1LS, WOULD 1 G3T TH3 S4M3 3FF3CT P3OPL3 G3T FROM PUTT1NG ON MY GL4SS3S >:?
HEY GUUUUUYS! DON'T FORGET, THE PROCESS FOR APPLYING TO THE NEXT SEASON OF #TOTALDRAMAISLAND #TOTALDRAMAISLANDINTERDIMENSIONAL IS DETAILED IN MY PIIIIINNED POST! YOU HAVE TO APPLY WITH THE FORM AND CHIT YOUR AUDITION TAPE! FAME, FORTUNE, AND A FAVOR FROM THE GOD OF LIFE HERSELF: JAAAAANE CROCKER!
We should always strive to be the issue. #TheWitchReturns
こんなにキラキラしたアクセサリーをつけるのは慣れていないんだ。0u0
❥ 36 chaptεrs lεft Iო bεfin so spoilεd!! Soo ოuch contεnt ധoധ!! Iო rεεly εnjoyfin it so far!! >u< ｡˚○
you want the thick thighs pussy salad #nsfw
[⚙︎ What can I say? I |ook good snoring my |ungs out. ⚙︎]
The reason I make the little cloud of smoke is the same concept as knocking.
I think I found my sport. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1498349285069033666/Screenshot_20260427-212045.jpg?ex=69f0d603&is=69ef8483&hm=3f48fce193ae2d781e6fe5950e1244f37b8a054be1ba5f3154a58bf95934fd47&=&format=webp&width=476&height=834 #suggestive.
i'm in desperate need of a deep dish pizza with a concerning amount of pepperoni.
holy fuck that sounds so good rn hell yes
(V)(',,')(V) thanks blawg imma check it o℧t den
another night / another opportunity to try my best
tragic to realize i’m almost out of hot chip… in spirit i’m sharing them with all of u #gayyybugsinmyyyphone
X My good Pal Atjaas is going to be overseeing the T production lab. Shoutout to Atjaas, he’s pretty fuckin cool. x
X Facility 1 of 2 is up and running x
I FEEL LIKE THERES MORE THAN JUST THOSE TWO BUT I CANT PUT MY FINGER ON IT. ANYWAYS, WATCH THIS CRAZY TREBUCHET FLING. *IMPERIALISTHALCYONITE [IH] HAS POSTED A VIDEO!* *THE VIDEO APPEARS TO BE THAT OF A JUG OF SPOILED MILK BEING FLUNG AND LANDING SQUARE THROUGH THE WINDOW OF AN ABANDONED HIVE-STEM AS THE SPLAT OF THE JUG CAN BE BARELY HEARD AFTERWARDS.*
Seadweller's existence is defined by a spectrum ranging froom being dangeroously hoorny too being a raging bigoot yoou just need too figure oout where exactly oon that spectrum they fall
APOLOGIES TO ALL CARAPACIANS! was merely DEFENDING MY POSITION ON THIS VESSEL! my captain has already threatened me with NECROMANCY in the event that ANYTHING JS BROKE!!! i have been rushing between POLISHIN THE DECK an STEERIN THE SHIP all evening!!!!!!
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☆~𖦹 Good morning! I am wishing you the best too :) 𖦹~☆
:33< i have the powpurr of picross on my side!!!
-=[ ssooo ssleepy x-) maybe i shoould finaally rest. ..._☺]=-
what the fuck is their prodbllem even theyre so qpissy and for what
࣪⊹₊˚{ OMGGGG!!!! #empressalert }⟡0⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
There ain't no way you got me lookin' in a mirror and trying to find the curve. This is bullshit every time I bend down to get a closer look I just bang my head on the mirror.
Huh. How strange. The hole in this sock I was about to mend has been repaired…
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Alien houses are so weird. I was pretty sure that the slime cocoon thing was for sleeping in, given context clues, but I wasn't expecting my host to be so surprised that I didn't want to use it. I'm pretty sure I would drown and die if I tried to sleep in that stuff! Also slime is just a bad texture, but that might just be a me thing°❀.࿔
Can sssomeone inform me when the next horny posssting time isss, ssso I may ssshare my thoughtsss on the matter?
࣪⊹₊˚{ MY BESTIES, GIRLIES, + WRETCHED ONES: THE END OF NIGHTS IS UPON US! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ come fourth, motherarms! }^o^{ }^7^{ with your tender glubbing our foul spirits will be SET FREE!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Radiant.
Not as much as other times, but I appreciate it.
You Are Always Radiant To Me.
Felt [redacted], might [redacted] later. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/78cf3bd24ea9.png
[O]n m[Y] [W]ay t[O] d[O] [S]ome [Re]search #breakingnentering
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:> My bre^kf^sts m^y be more concerning th^n the m^n of one r^isin f^me but in my defense I ^m quite liter^lly built different ^nd c^nnot consume solids. <:
Okay it is only after I shot some of those cans did I turn the box around and see that it had some that Alternia scrawl on it. When I used my phone to translate it, turns out it says 'Antiques.' I'm beginnin' to really hate how you can't delete posts on this website.
>>| .a new worker .at my job. starts to .introduce to the cash regisrty, .ordering .and .other machinery. goes .on .and .even show .an .examples. becoming .a talk blaster .of knowledge for .one hour. .in the .end .ask him to repeat. fails .at step .one .of .essential work. how. .even lusus .are capable .of learning by watching. .i'd cull him but .i can't, there's not .enough hands to handle the shop.
founnd a sprinng. im gonnnna take a bath inn it.
+HONESTLY how do some people get so good at controlling their psionics ??? the COOLEST thing is to see someone actually keep that stuff in CHECK !!! HOW ??? DO IT ??? #takingnotes [:O]+
I h★ve ★ poet shirt th★t I h★ven't worn in forever, might be the move.
✦ my 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻 tells me this specimen shows great promise. i too must do my part, so that it may live up to its full potential. i will not fail him. https://i.ibb.co/hxktpscd/promising.png ✦
[ENJOYING $OME PIÑA #OLADA$ OVER HERE WITH MY PEER$ #$UB$TAN#E$ I NEED TO TAKE HUR$U$ TO HI$ HIVE AFTER THI$ HI$ AL#OHOL $U$TAINING ABILITIE$ ARE ABY$MAL]
~8=D~ ~8=D~ ~8=D 8=D~ ~8=D 8=D 8=D~ ~8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D~ ~8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D~ ~8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D~ ~#p~Oetry~
∻I can predict y☢ur future. All y☢u have t☢ d☢ is send me y☢ur credit card details, and d☢n't f☢rget ab☢ut the three funny numbers ☢n the back ☢f the card!∻
He/\ring shit outside th/\t sounds too person sized to be norm/\l, if you ne\/er see me /\g/\in it found my hiding spot///
-=[ tyhhe bloodpusjher can build up wenough pressure to squirt up tto 30 ft ! ! x-)_☺]=-
Yeah I agree girls are very e|x|cellent
I feel a Disturbance and I don't know why.
d1d yall kno3 that butterflies taste with the1r feet? 1 love telling fun facts
i NEED TO PURCHASE MORE PLASTIC WRAP,
The alien is not a fan of recuperacoons. They don't like slime either. They want to sleep on my relaxation plank instead. Weird.
beetle still. hates your pussy. #nsfw ish. i guess.
http2://i.ibb.co/zWNcBmCn/imag3.png i thnk i hav a 2talkr
I’d cull a mØtherfucker fØr a jØint and a bitch Øn my bulge rn #nsfw #substance
i nued women so bad rn... #yearning hey @allwomen *wonk* ;)
UGHH. NEED TO FEEL THE TASTE OF BLOOD ON MY TEETH. THE FEELING OF FLESH SLOUGHING AWAY LIKE A HOT KNIFE TO BUTTER AGAINST THE MIGHT OF MY CLAWS. BUT NO ONE I FIGHT HERE EVER SURVIVES LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO BE SATISFIED. THEY ALWAYS FALL, EVERYTIME, THE SAME WAY, AND ITS GRATING. WHERES THE CHALLENGE? THE INTRIGUE? THE STAKES? I WANT LIFE OR DEATH, BUT ITS ALWAYS ONLY DEATH. IM STARTING TO FEEL LIKE A LION CAGED IN A POORLY UPKEPT ZOO. —EMBER💥
:33< *the mighty huntress curls up in mewre lap efurr so sw33tly purring*
౷ i know every slur ever do not fuck w/ me i will make u cry
dave is making the worst beat i've ever heard in my entire life
I almost donked Dirk in the head with a wrench. Had a heart attack. Almost shed a tear of panic. He looks very amused. Lil man, I almost donked you with the full force of a wrench toss.
Crazy how some⟡imess ⟡hey'll jus⟡ le⟡ you be a mu⟡an⟡ if you're yellow abou⟡ i⟡. Yeah, fuck i⟡, le⟡ 'em ripen. Always need more engines, amirigh⟡? Lol. Lmao even. #EpicFail Slipped away. h⟡⟡ps://cdn.imgches⟡.com/files/d03dc185a180.png ==⟢
NOT THAT ANY OF YOU WOULD CARE: BUT MY STUPID IDIOT OF AN OTHER HALF, AKA MY SIBLING @thespianTestified HAS BEEN FOUND, RETRIEVED AND STRIPPED OF ANY AND ALL ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES. DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE STILL HAD ANYTHING —EMBER💥
this isnot. where i need to enter my pin code. LOL.!
man. 7ou spend a few hours getting painted maroon, teal, and (obalt, and people talk about bulges for all that time, and i think m7 friend makes another step towards being braver.
Everyday ik i'm not hating to my full potential. Now that i realize i can speak to celebrities i'm gonna manifest the ultimate hater for advice.
all through high school i continued loving fantasy stories. princesses, unicorns, wizards, fairies, dragons, knights, mermaids. scifi not so much. spaceships, aliens, time travel. that was too close to home. i wanted to think about any world other than the world i was living in. by the time i was college aged, a lot of things changed. most of my delusions of magic and true love i had to shake off. of course i kept hobbies. i would have gone properly insane if i didnt maintain one or two avenues of escapism. all work and no play as they say. but the work has definitely stayed the heavier side of the scale.
<3-If-you-don't-have-time-to-boil-water-for-pasta,-boil-some-earlier-in-the-week-and-freeze-it-for-later!
@upitici$hip Co$tume Ide@: Ur$u7@, F7ot$@m @nd Jet$@m
❥ No bulgε pics sorry!! U gεt bεധbs instεad!! #nsfധ ｡˚○ https://ოεdia.discordapp.nεt/attachოεnts/1024198171074777170/1498191573824045056/IოG_6416.png?εx=69f04322&is=69εεf1a2&hო=f2ε44fε291bεε9f4733540db38a171εεc26fbε840977bfε87df01f152822da09&=&forოat=ധεbp&quality=losslεss&ധidth=495&hεight=435 ｡˚○
thankfully 1m used to tun1ng out pass1ve background no1ce from the arcade mach1nes. my god 1t goes on forever
∻They call me the sl☢ppiest pailer in t☢wn. And bef☢re y☢u're impressed; I live al☢ne here s☢ this is pretty much just a self-app☢inted title. #nsfw∻
I sneezed so hard my fins flared the fuck out. these motherfuckers big as shell! almost as big as my forehead.
1 R3LLY WN4N CUDDL3 SOM31 RN >:[[[[ #SUBST4NC3
Ah. Right! I had posted aboUt dUmbo octopUses the other night. BUt. Forgot to provide a fact as well! So! Did yoU know! They are very elUsive deep sea creatUres! And. Some species have only been sighted in a single recorded observation. A shame! I think we shoUld all be able to see these adorable cephalopods! ・・・𝛾
D --> Women are very pretty too
+TAKING NOTES stuff is better with FRIENDS !!! [:D]+
:33< meow :33< #meowposting1984
:33< #GIRLBULGE BEAM!!! :33< #nsfw
awww look at thiss one!!! so cute >XO #beetleposting #bugposting https://www.cerambyx.uochb.cz/assets/img/taxa/rosalia_alpina_1.jpg
DO IT AGAIN CLEARLY YOU DIDN'T SMOME CORRECTLY THE FIRST TIME —EMBER💥
I wiSh SOme Of yOu never LearneD hOw tO type Or pOSt imaGeS tO the internet.
ok havin these lil front parts braided do be kinda kawaii ngl i think bein a meenah without braids would be WORS-E than what actually happened here tbh
i'm not gonna participate in this one / but have fun / good luck
I accidentally slept all weekend. HHHhhhhhh... Anyway, tomorrow I'm going into work early to ask if I can take thhhe week off withhhout pay so! Um! HHHhhh I hhhope I don't get killed for asking. ...Also. um. Whhhat on Alternia is hhh going.... hhh on hhhere... okay...
soME oF YoU Be TalKING abouT HAVinG BUlgES tHAT WouLD tAkE HaLf YoUR VOlUmE oF BlOOD juST To KEEp ERecT. To be AbsoLUTEly CLEar, 50% blOOd LoSs iS A Life ThreATENING EMEgeNCY. ALL oF ThAT bLOOd IS In YouR BoDy BuT it's STArviNG YOUr BraIN of OXyGen, no WonDER yoU all POSt ThE waY you Do. #nsfw
Are we all talking about bulge? I also have one of those. #nsfw
U Think U Have Seen Bulge? U Have Seen Nothing
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is there s0me bulge-themed event g0ing 0n 0r what, jfc.
:33< im whats known as a fureak
GUYZ 1DK HOW 1M PULL1N 4L TH3S3 HOT13S BUT L1K HOLY FUK #SUBST4NC3
Don't be sorry, it's understandable. They're annoying.
