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ᐖ WUT IF U STEAL THINGS "PEOPLES" LATER ᐛ
❥ Uოო. A littlε εოbarrassfin but it’s bεεn a ധhilε sincε I sat on soოεbubblys facε nd I kind of ოiss it!! Its naut supεr εasy 2 find suო1 abubblε 2 handlε ოy ധεight tho!! ◞‸◟ #nsfധ 。˚○
I regret to inform you that I am indeed awake. I yearn for sleep, alas, it alludes me.
That ssomething wass a leaf in the wind. It wass a good leaf.
Here's cintyx's nsfw chart, hope you enjoy it lol #nsfw also technically seeing him for the first time https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8540b1e85ed6.png
mamaz back in da fuckn buildinggggg haiiii washapeningg
Mr Pre$ident, Chchow Might H@ve R@bie$.

i dont think anythings evver gonna be normal mr president
O-> Spaced O+ut Fo+r A Lo+ng While, Huh 😵💫
ānyønē knøw øf ā mørtīcīān wīth løøsē mørāls ī'd løvē tø høtbøx ønē øf thøsē bødy bøxēs #sūbstāncēs
there are so many rose's on here! they could form like a cult or something

ever7 time. ever7 time i go and get what i want, m7 first thoughts are alwa7s "wh7 didn't i do this sooner". me! miss "go immediatel7 for what 7ou want" doesn't go for it as often as she (an and should have. so take this for advi(e. go for it. go for it right the fu(k now. 7ou should have done it earlier. the se(ond best time to do it is now.

i mean because #brobama is clearly the choice what would the other one be #barakbro? #trollbroma? #trollbro doesnt work dont suggest that one if youre a trollbama seme truther
trying to organise a schedule for who i'm gonna breed at what time of each day is too annoying. from now on i'm going back to just knocking up whoever's close, wanting and available #nsfw

I invite you all to remember a very important detail about our humble planet, Earth-C: Our defense budget is significantly higher than most planet’s GDP per capita. The protection of its citizens is of the utmost priority, and will always remain that way.
lit3rally mad3 mys3lf th3 b3st d3ss3rt 3v3r,,, my lif3 is fucking aw3som3 no matt3r what for3v3r,,,
Exciting things happening tonight ;) #suggestive xxx
Sometimes I feel like my life is a little boring...but I think that's ꫂ❁robably a good thing. It's mellow, but it's haꫂ❁ꫂ❁y :) ❣︎
chittr feed too blue wwheres the hotfix
⋆˚꩜。 MY LUSUS IS OUT AND ABOUT, IF YOU SEE A GIANT ARMADIPOLY TELL HIM TUMRIK SAID NOT TO FORGET THE ROCK SNACKS!! ⋆˚꩜。
+..h♱♱ps://i.ibb.co/6c8dkc1c/image.png Finally warm enough ♱o wear my skir♱s again..+
Don’t know, don’t care, keep gam8ling.

oh wat da fuck is happenin on chittr rn oh no
﹏﹏﹏﹏𓂁﹏﹏﹏﹏ dont bring a virus to my party btw x( i cant get sick i have a reelly finportant shoot tomorrow ﹏﹏﹏﹏𓂁﹏﹏﹏﹏
.☘︎ ݁˖ Wait! I just realize I don’t GAF! Hahahaha! I’m so happy! .☘︎ ݁˖
Troll Tyler, the C̶̨̲̩̲͕̎̏̈͛͛͂̊͜ŗ̷̠͇̂̇͗̀̂̉e̵̖̩̳̭̩͇̮̱̓͐̉̃̋̈́́̃͛̂͗̚͘á̸̢̭́̔̀̆̑̚ǫ̷̧͆͛͂͒́̔̔̂̈́̆̅͝͝h̷̖̆̓̒́́̚͘ ̴̢̭̞͎̗̟̳̪̥̬̟͒̎͒̂̄̈́̂͗̀̓͛͘͝g̴̳̳̥̦͈͚͖̜̈́͛͂o̸͇̻̳͖͙̦̦͗̏̈́̊͑̿̏̓̀͘d̸̢̩̹̯̼̰̀̐͒̌̂̄͆̀͂ ̶̧̧̬̰̘̬͇͔̗̝͈̞̓̍w̶̠͕͇͍̤̹͒̈̐͑̂͌̕h̵̨̦̩̠͎͖̰͉̳̻̦̮̓͋̎̓͛̎͂̾͠ǎ̵̡̪͍͕̭̀͂̈́t̷͔̃̓́’̷̛͙̥͓̩̦͊̔̉̏̈́̔͊͊̀́́̎s̶͉̲͎̩͚̯͇̊͒͊͜ ̵̛̯̬͖̙̣̎h̷̡̞̺̟̱͍̳̐͜â̷̳̫̞̤͕̤͖̏́͋́̈́̕͘p̶͍̂͒̍ͅp̵̨͚̞͖̭͔̹̹̳̩̲͔͑̊̽͜e̷̡̮͓̫͚̣̯̖̪̠͓̾̓͌̀͗̐́̚n̷̨̡̰̲͚͕̩͉̠͕̟̜͙͐͋̈́̑͐̍͑̀͑͌͂́̒͛̽i̸̡̨͎̟̲̤͙̾ņ̶̘͔̮̝̪̪̈́̒̓͌̕g̸̨̠̤̪̜̬͖͓̺̩̙̤͔̒̇̍̃̇͒̈́̍͐͘ͅ
:33< girls are cute :33< mew should think about being one fur a second s33 if it sits right
✎ᝰ.>missingno vs troll invincible and troll omni man

Thank you all for behaving while I was absent. Your efforts are acknowledged and appreciated.
f@und a carapacian driftin' thr@ugh the v@id last night, s@ i had c@mpany f@r a nice rest. i missed this very much. -u- she unf@rtunately had s@mewhere t@ g@ after s@me rest s@ i'm back al@ne f@r n@w. -n-

8-> #TOTALDRAMACOIN IS LIVE, FOLKS!
:33< *the mighty huntress sticks a straw in mew and drinks mew like a juice pouch*
₍^. .^₎⟆ Hehe you guysSss w!ll only see my nook after a goal !sss h!t. !dk what yet but there W!LL be a goal #nsfw꠹
== sorry for the... inactivity... i got... stuck... to the floor... for a couple of nights... ==

(°. i d𖦹n't really care ab𖦹ut bulges. n𖦹𖦹ks 𖦹n the 𖦹ther hand --> #nsfw .°)
ah......shit.... https://i.pinimg.com/736x/76/0c/50/760c50416865ab6dad19c6850909cd46.jpg
@bulgeCurator You honestly disgust me, and I would prefer for you to stay at least 100 strut pods away from me at all times. ...But your aptitude for divination shows some promise. This is why we have decided to offer you the position of... Fidusucker Proboscis Inspector. #NSFW, probably. #MCApplications https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/22b6e6e206fa.png - MC Oleana
...k old man go bcka to sledp ,ggoodljgbt...
me, a non-christian, influencing my friends to read the bible so they can fuck with gideon better https://tenor.com/view/malevolent-emoji-gif-1441400267901750547 ))
MY ROOMM4T3'S C4T LOV3S M3 SO MUCH SH3'S DROOL1NG OV3R M3 4S 1 SCR1TCH SCR4TCH H3R PR3C1OUS L1L' H34D. >:]
“Go,” saiD Jegus, “your faith has healeD you.” IMMeDiately he receiveD his sight anD followeD Jegus along the yellow brick roaD. - Markiplier 10:52 #bibleposting :o)
i am girl bulge i am girl nook i am boy bulge i am boy nook i am thing bulge i am thing nook my abilities are beyond anything you can ever imagine. im the avatar #nsfw
mm... I took a nap on a mossy rock... it was a very good nap.. (^ . ^ ❀)

concept: his nook his nook his nook obsessing over it every second of the night loving how flustered he gets when you push his feet up over his head to get between his thighs and worship the way he deserves (tags: Reader/Anonymous, no quads mentioned, #nsfw, boynook on the tl, nook worship, flushcoded, archive rating: M)

i'm a lesbian, so...not a big fan of boy anything.
:33< #girlbulge #boynook #nonbinarybutt :33< MEOWTHPURRFURKER!!!! :33< #nsfw
this book fucking SUCKS #vagueposting
boy nook more like #voidnook get your palmhusk out your pocket around me or you’ll find it at -3 percent and i won’t fix it #nsfw

i as wwell love #girlbulge

Onc3 I g3t my 2hit don3 bro im g3tting 2o fuck3d up fr #2ub2tanc3
[T#e $entry t#@t I $pent week$ building ju$t blew up tod@y during it$ fir$t te$t run :(]
Wasn'T ExpectinG To Be CalleD A ConcubinE TodaY BuT YK I TakE It As A ComplimenT
I have risen from my slumber, I'm gorgeous~! You're gorgeous, but mainly me~! #ψokeuplikethis #slayeveryday #beautiful
fine i'll admit!!..... it hangs down to my knees :P #nsfw
WOULD 4NYON3 W4NN4 W4TCH TH3 SH1TTY 4M3R1C4N GODZ1LL4 MOV13 W1TH M3???
Have no fear~~!! Pretty Warrior Mikami-Chan will fight through all pain to be able to fight for peace and love~~!! ヽ(`Д´)ノ Shining through the darkness, Mikami-Chan is the ultimate guardian of hope~~! Let your fears be evaporated by me~~! PCHOOOO~~! Pretty love blast~~!! (ノ°∀°)ノ⌒・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*☆ https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d7/6b/22/d76b2230b4eb2f0dcfaa1263472b1e5b.gif
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(>人<;) MY BIGGEST GRUBSCRIBER HASNT BEEN REACTING TO MY GRUBLR VIDEO UPD8S! I MISS WHOEVER THAT IS THATS TEAL AND IS KAKKOISNO1STAN!
HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AFD1PUDYCVRE2_3E/HASHTAGMYPLANT.PNG EVERYONE WORSHIP MY PLANT SKILLS. #MYPLANT.
❥ Tbh Ivε nεvεr actually fεlt pitch 4 anεოonε1 b4!! I ധondεr ധut it ധould fεεl likε!! 。˚○
#substance double bacon cheeseburger... and a refreshing Margarita for lunch... rock on 😎
love Me a whiMsical Motherfucker. a weirD lil freak. fuckin it up SILLY style. :o)

if we put them 2gether in some sort of car wash styled smexy-off competition WHOS WINNING: capt falcon vs simon belmont vs groose from zelda GO GO GO
Please be patient with our staff! We can only have two John's working before the timeline weirdness gets to be too much! Nya!
|--[ medicAl Advice fOr the dAy - if it sAys it's fOr lusii, it is nOt fit fOr yOur cOnsumptiOn. #pAtientcOnfidentiAlity ]-->
i grow richer in digital friendships by the day the by friendships digital in richer grow i

Same.
please???? ma'am please???? i will rid my life for this!!! it will be more than worth it
I’v≡ b≡≡n taught th≡ wond≡r§ of #lu§u§po§ting on thi§ day. Providing thi§ knowl≡dg≡ i§ p≡rhap§ th≡ only good an ≡mploy≡≡ ha§ ≡v≡r don≡ ≡v≡r. B≡hold, Drop§y. ———————————————————— [CA§≡: 3022 | §TATU§: Happy | LOG: admin i§ att≡mpting morning f≡≡ding prior to l≡aving for work. §ubj≡ct i§ not pl≡a§≡d. ≡nd not≡.] http§://cdn.imgch≡§t.com/fil≡§/4b85≡acfbd10.jp≡g
plus sized women *don't* be afraid to get on top #ifidieidie #nsfw

Top 10 chits of all time.

I'm always prophesaying this.
Maybe I should invest in a restslab f'r m'hive..

My Gog. I could not agree more. There is clearly a large amount of untapped potential. Fear not, I will alert our Defense Secretary of this need in the most professional manner possible. @broStrider please please please please please please please please please pleas

Mr. President, we must develop this technology more.

#beetleposting #bugposting https://images.squidge.org/images/2026/04/28/image.png
...experiencing allergies on a space station of all fucking places shouldn't be allowed. don't we have air filters for this shit...
:33< *the mighty huntress purrs at mew then bats mew in the face*
☆~𖦹 Tea does not taste as good as people say 𖦹~☆

fitting. my beetles. with. artillery cannons. will. report on. results later.
♤ I Think I'm Just Tired Of Being Nice All The Time To People Who Don't Deserve It. ♤
i @m le@rning so m@ny cool things @bout the w@y other trolls on here sleep!! i'd t@lk more @bout mine but re@lly it's so norm@l!! just uh...... @ bl@nket so@ked in w@rm slime th@ i cover with rocks!! ye@h!!!!
UH SOMETHING SOMETHKNG, VIOLENVE AND BLOOD OR WHATEVER—MAN IM TIRED I CANT DO THIS POST SOMETHING EVERYDAY BULLSHIT —EMBER💥
H'llo, ev'ryone...!! ^^ [A photo of Vessie. She seems to have just gotten out of her recouperacoon in her hive. She's covered in slime as a result. Her pajama shirt and pajama pants, both simple, clung to her frame as a result of her daily submersion. She was smiling a bit awkwardly at the camera.]
t0 n0 0ne's surprise. ribbit. i was 0ut expl0ring. m0stly g0ing thr0ugh the dream bubbles t0 see what's new. i didn't find anything particularly exciting.
dissregarding my lasst chit. ssome more mussic for the tag #tuness httpss://tidal.com/track/88985120/u

*Clears throat* Good boy/girl/entity.
I gam8led a wriggler off and lost him during casino night and I’d do it again

FINALLY accumulated enough materials to alchemize a gramophone and some vinyls. No longer am I tormented by the endless dripping of sediment and water from stalactites- I can finally, truly relax.
<3-Something-lesbian-BETTER-happen-to-me-tomorrow-or-I'll-take-drastic-measures.
I like topping other girls as much as I do bottoming, but if a guy isn't topping me I'm probably going to riot and just get bored pussies are so much more fun. #nsfw
hey 8itches I’m also awake huh why aren’t you responding OMG you h8 me…I’m so heart8roken… sigh…. #viskaskert
If I’m 8ored enough I’d rate you freaks on whether or not you’d whimper or groan in 8ed ::::/ #8ored #nsfw

K--<got my antidepressant prescription in none of u r ready for whats coming
you look a little stressed :( would it help if i mounted and bred you for a couple hours? it might hurt a bit at first but it'll be worth it i promise #nsfw
BITCHES HATE ME CAUSE OF MY EXTENSIVE FIREARM COLLECTION —EMBER💥
:33 <Kisssmesismeeeanimemememememe M3M3MEMeeM3! Ive watched allllll your stories.fag. 33:)
Just one more thing... Listen fellas I'm flattered but I'm not really the kismesis type, I gotta puncha moirails my matesprite is my one and only I don't think I got a hateful bone in my body, pun intended
﹏﹏﹏﹏𓂁﹏﹏﹏﹏ never found a party to go to x( but i did take a dip in the ocean SO needed don't even care that i'm dripping with seawater im eeling #refreshed ﹏﹏﹏﹏𓂁﹏﹏﹏﹏

Okay Chittr I got 2om3 fuckin b33f with you. Why you making m3 unfollow th3 homi32? Forr3al iv3 had to r3follow @tima3u2T32tifi3d lik3 thr33 tim32 now wtf

K--<would you touch fluffy tail

Depends on the game.

yah.
1F 1 PUT R3D GL4SS 1N FRONT OF MY NOSTR1LS, WOULD 1 G3T TH3 S4M3 3FF3CT P3OPL3 G3T FROM PUTT1NG ON MY GL4SS3S >:?
HEY GUUUUUYS! DON'T FORGET, THE PROCESS FOR APPLYING TO THE NEXT SEASON OF #TOTALDRAMAISLAND #TOTALDRAMAISLANDINTERDIMENSIONAL IS DETAILED IN MY PIIIIINNED POST! YOU HAVE TO APPLY WITH THE FORM AND CHIT YOUR AUDITION TAPE! FAME, FORTUNE, AND A FAVOR FROM THE GOD OF LIFE HERSELF: JAAAAANE CROCKER!
こんなにキラキラしたアクセサリーをつけるのは慣れていないんだ。0u0
❥ 36 chaptεrs lεft Iო bεfin so spoilεd!! Soo ოuch contεnt ധoധ!! Iო rεεly εnjoyfin it so far!! >u< 。˚○
you want the thick thighs pussy salad #nsfw
[⚙︎ What can I say? I |ook good snoring my |ungs out. ⚙︎]

I think I found my sport. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1498349285069033666/Screenshot_20260427-212045.jpg?ex=69f0d603&is=69ef8483&hm=3f48fce193ae2d781e6fe5950e1244f37b8a054be1ba5f3154a58bf95934fd47&=&format=webp&width=476&height=834 #suggestive.

i'm in desperate need of a deep dish pizza with a concerning amount of pepperoni.
(V)(',,')(V) thanks blawg imma check it o℧t den

another night / another opportunity to try my best
tragic to realize i’m almost out of hot chip… in spirit i’m sharing them with all of u #gayyybugsinmyyyphone
X My good Pal Atjaas is going to be overseeing the T production lab. Shoutout to Atjaas, he’s pretty fuckin cool. x
X Facility 1 of 2 is up and running x
I FEEL LIKE THERES MORE THAN JUST THOSE TWO BUT I CANT PUT MY FINGER ON IT. ANYWAYS, WATCH THIS CRAZY TREBUCHET FLING. *IMPERIALISTHALCYONITE [IH] HAS POSTED A VIDEO!* *THE VIDEO APPEARS TO BE THAT OF A JUG OF SPOILED MILK BEING FLUNG AND LANDING SQUARE THROUGH THE WINDOW OF AN ABANDONED HIVE-STEM AS THE SPLAT OF THE JUG CAN BE BARELY HEARD AFTERWARDS.*

Seadweller's existence is defined by a spectrum ranging froom being dangeroously hoorny too being a raging bigoot yoou just need too figure oout where exactly oon that spectrum they fall
APOLOGIES TO ALL CARAPACIANS! was merely DEFENDING MY POSITION ON THIS VESSEL! my captain has already threatened me with NECROMANCY in the event that ANYTHING JS BROKE!!! i have been rushing between POLISHIN THE DECK an STEERIN THE SHIP all evening!!!!!!
1 4m 0nc3 4941n 901n9 70 54y zr000m zr000m˚ ༘ ೀ⋆。˚
☆~𖦹 Good morning! I am wishing you the best too :) 𖦹~☆
:33< i have the powpurr of picross on my side!!!
-=[ ssooo ssleepy x-) maybe i shoould finaally rest. ..._☺]=-
what the fuck is their prodbllem even theyre so qpissy and for what
࣪⊹₊˚{ OMGGGG!!!! #empressalert }⟡0⟡{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
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Alien houses are so weird. I was pretty sure that the slime cocoon thing was for sleeping in, given context clues, but I wasn't expecting my host to be so surprised that I didn't want to use it. I'm pretty sure I would drown and die if I tried to sleep in that stuff! Also slime is just a bad texture, but that might just be a me thing°❀.࿔
Can sssomeone inform me when the next horny posssting time isss, ssso I may ssshare my thoughtsss on the matter?
࣪⊹₊˚{ MY BESTIES, GIRLIES, + WRETCHED ONES: THE END OF NIGHTS IS UPON US! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ come fourth, motherarms! }^o^{ }^7^{ with your tender glubbing our foul spirits will be SET FREE!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪

Not as much as other times, but I appreciate it.

Felt [redacted], might [redacted] later. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/78cf3bd24ea9.png
[O]n m[Y] [W]ay t[O] d[O] [S]ome [Re]search #breakingnentering
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:> My bre^kf^sts m^y be more concerning th^n the m^n of one r^isin f^me but in my defense I ^m quite liter^lly built different ^nd c^nnot consume solids. <:
Okay it is only after I shot some of those cans did I turn the box around and see that it had some that Alternia scrawl on it. When I used my phone to translate it, turns out it says 'Antiques.' I'm beginnin' to really hate how you can't delete posts on this website.
>>| .a new worker .at my job. starts to .introduce to the cash regisrty, .ordering .and .other machinery. goes .on .and .even show .an .examples. becoming .a talk blaster .of knowledge for .one hour. .in the .end .ask him to repeat. fails .at step .one .of .essential work. how. .even lusus .are capable .of learning by watching. .i'd cull him but .i can't, there's not .enough hands to handle the shop.

founnd a sprinng. im gonnnna take a bath inn it.
+HONESTLY how do some people get so good at controlling their psionics ??? the COOLEST thing is to see someone actually keep that stuff in CHECK !!! HOW ??? DO IT ??? #takingnotes [:O]+
I h★ve ★ poet shirt th★t I h★ven't worn in forever, might be the move.
✦ my 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻 tells me this specimen shows great promise. i too must do my part, so that it may live up to its full potential. i will not fail him. https://i.ibb.co/8nfpqn1s/promising.png ✦
[ENJOYING $OME PIÑA #OLADA$ OVER HERE WITH MY PEER$ #$UB$TAN#E$ I NEED TO TAKE HUR$U$ TO HI$ HIVE AFTER THI$ HI$ AL#OHOL $U$TAINING ABILITIE$ ARE ABY$MAL]
~8=D~ ~8=D~ ~8=D 8=D~ ~8=D 8=D 8=D~ ~8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D~ ~8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D~ ~8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D 8=D~ ~#p~Oetry~
∻I can predict y☢ur future. All y☢u have t☢ d☢ is send me y☢ur credit card details, and d☢n't f☢rget ab☢ut the three funny numbers ☢n the back ☢f the card!∻
He/\ring shit outside th/\t sounds too person sized to be norm/\l, if you ne\/er see me /\g/\in it found my hiding spot///
hzzps://i.poszimg.cc/RhYzZNGP/Unzizled263-20260427034106.png Here are zwo of zhe lusii of my pack. Zwo beauziful creazures who would be carcasses righz now if I hadn'z found zhem in zime. Because of zhe cruelzy of poachers.
ヤッホ!> !!im hORnY pOstinG!! step On mY bUlGe And mAke me cRY And beG!! stRAnGle me while fUckinG mY nOOk sO hARd i scReAm!! i pROmise im A GOOd bOY ≧.≦ #nsfw #nsfwe!!
-=[ tyhhe bloodpusjher can build up wenough pressure to squirt up tto 30 ft ! ! x-)_☺]=-
d1d yall kno3 that butterflies taste with the1r feet? 1 love telling fun facts
The alien is not a fan of recuperacoons. They don't like slime either. They want to sleep on my relaxation plank instead. Weird.

beetle still. hates your pussy. #nsfw ish. i guess.

http2://i.ibb.co/zWNcBmCn/imag3.png i thnk i hav a 2talkr
I’d cull a mØtherfucker fØr a jØint and a bitch Øn my bulge rn #nsfw #substance
i nued women so bad rn... #yearning hey @allwomen *wonk* ;)
UGHH. NEED TO FEEL THE TASTE OF BLOOD ON MY TEETH. THE FEELING OF FLESH SLOUGHING AWAY LIKE A HOT KNIFE TO BUTTER AGAINST THE MIGHT OF MY CLAWS. BUT NO ONE I FIGHT HERE EVER SURVIVES LONG ENOUGH FOR ME TO BE SATISFIED. THEY ALWAYS FALL, EVERYTIME, THE SAME WAY, AND ITS GRATING. WHERES THE CHALLENGE? THE INTRIGUE? THE STAKES? I WANT LIFE OR DEATH, BUT ITS ALWAYS ONLY DEATH. IM STARTING TO FEEL LIKE A LION CAGED IN A POORLY UPKEPT ZOO. —EMBER💥
:33< *the mighty huntress curls up in mewre lap efurr so sw33tly purring*
౷ i know every slur ever do not fuck w/ me i will make u cry
dave is making the worst beat i've ever heard in my entire life
౷ u used 2 call me on my shellphone

I almost donked Dirk in the head with a wrench. Had a heart attack. Almost shed a tear of panic. He looks very amused. Lil man, I almost donked you with the full force of a wrench toss.
Crazy how some⟡imess ⟡hey'll jus⟡ le⟡ you be a mu⟡an⟡ if you're yellow abou⟡ i⟡. Yeah, fuck i⟡, le⟡ 'em ripen. Always need more engines, amirigh⟡? Lol. Lmao even. #EpicFail Slipped away. h⟡⟡ps://cdn.imgches⟡.com/files/d03dc185a180.png ==⟢
NOT THAT ANY OF YOU WOULD CARE: BUT MY STUPID IDIOT OF AN OTHER HALF, AKA MY SIBLING @thespianTestified HAS BEEN FOUND, RETRIEVED AND STRIPPED OF ANY AND ALL ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES. DIDN'T EVEN KNOW HE STILL HAD ANYTHING —EMBER💥
this isnot. where i need to enter my pin code. LOL.!

man. 7ou spend a few hours getting painted maroon, teal, and (obalt, and people talk about bulges for all that time, and i think m7 friend makes another step towards being braver.
Everyday ik i'm not hating to my full potential. Now that i realize i can speak to celebrities i'm gonna manifest the ultimate hater for advice.
all through high school i continued loving fantasy stories. princesses, unicorns, wizards, fairies, dragons, knights, mermaids. scifi not so much. spaceships, aliens, time travel. that was too close to home. i wanted to think about any world other than the world i was living in. by the time i was college aged, a lot of things changed. most of my delusions of magic and true love i had to shake off. of course i kept hobbies. i would have gone properly insane if i didnt maintain one or two avenues of escapism. all work and no play as they say. but the work has definitely stayed the heavier side of the scale.
<3-If-you-don't-have-time-to-boil-water-for-pasta,-boil-some-earlier-in-the-week-and-freeze-it-for-later!
@upitici$hip Co$tume Ide@: Ur$u7@, F7ot$@m @nd Jet$@m
❥ No bulgε pics sorry!! U gεt bεധbs instεad!! #nsfധ 。˚○ https://ოεdia.discordapp.nεt/attachოεnts/1024198171074777170/1498191573824045056/IოG_6416.png?εx=69f04322&is=69εεf1a2&hო=f2ε44fε291bεε9f4733540db38a171εεc26fbε840977bfε87df01f152822da09&=&forოat=ധεbp&quality=losslεss&ധidth=495&hεight=435 。˚○
∻They call me the sl☢ppiest pailer in t☢wn. And bef☢re y☢u're impressed; I live al☢ne here s☢ this is pretty much just a self-app☢inted title. #nsfw∻
I sneezed so hard my fins flared the fuck out. these motherfuckers big as shell! almost as big as my forehead.
1 R3LLY WN4N CUDDL3 SOM31 RN >:[[[[ #SUBST4NC3
Ah. Right! I had posted aboUt dUmbo octopUses the other night. BUt. Forgot to provide a fact as well! So! Did yoU know! They are very elUsive deep sea creatUres! And. Some species have only been sighted in a single recorded observation. A shame! I think we shoUld all be able to see these adorable cephalopods! https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5qw8bAdIS_E/maxresdefaUlt.jpg・・・𝛾

D --> Women are very pretty too
can any𖦹ne even 𐕣ake i𐕣 𐕣ha𐕣s 𐕣he 𐕣rue ques𐕣i𖦹n!!
+TAKING NOTES stuff is better with FRIENDS !!! [:D]+
:33< #GIRLBULGE BEAM!!! :33< #nsfw
awww look at thiss one!!! so cute >XO #beetleposting #bugposting https://www.cerambyx.uochb.cz/assets/img/taxa/rosalia_alpina_1.jpg
DO IT AGAIN CLEARLY YOU DIDN'T SMOME CORRECTLY THE FIRST TIME —EMBER💥
I wiSh SOme Of yOu never LearneD hOw tO type Or pOSt imaGeS tO the internet.
why didn't this pop off im gonna cull all of you https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/Screenshot%202026-04-26%20222023.png
ok havin these lil front parts braided do be kinda kawaii ngl i think bein a meenah without braids would be WORS-E than what actually happened here tbh

i'm not gonna participate in this one / but have fun / good luck
I accidentally slept all weekend. HHHhhhhhh... Anyway, tomorrow I'm going into work early to ask if I can take thhhe week off withhhout pay so! Um! HHHhhh I hhhope I don't get killed for asking. ...Also. um. Whhhat on Alternia is hhh going.... hhh on hhhere... okay...
soME oF YoU Be TalKING abouT HAVinG BUlgES tHAT WouLD tAkE HaLf YoUR VOlUmE oF BlOOD juST To KEEp ERecT. To be AbsoLUTEly CLEar, 50% blOOd LoSs iS A Life ThreATENING EMEgeNCY. ALL oF ThAT bLOOd IS In YouR BoDy BuT it's STArviNG YOUr BraIN of OXyGen, no WonDER yoU all POSt ThE waY you Do. #nsfw
Are we all talking about bulge? I also have one of those. #nsfw
they call me ms "8lue8erry popsicle" now ::::8 #nsfw
❥ I fink I rεεly likε gills!! N buoys n εvεryonε ofc but I havε gills on thε thinkpan right noധ!! ˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶ 。˚○
is there s0me bulge-themed event g0ing 0n 0r what, jfc.
GUYZ 1DK HOW 1M PULL1N 4L TH3S3 HOT13S BUT L1K HOLY FUK #SUBST4NC3
gguys i𐕣s like 13-inches... maybe m𖦹re... #nsfw
Don't be sorry, it's understandable. They're annoying.
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