Diamonds Droog.
@draconianDignitary
Former royal dignitary. The Diamonds Suit. Dastardly Dame. Derse by cloning, current haunt in question. She/Her unless I feel like He/Him.
One has my respect for this. Anything that ruins the day, mood, or general temperament of Scratch is to be admired and appreciated. Also, Diamonds Droog.
I've been ruining his past couple of days and I think I'm on a roll.
Can I get the Handmaids in the divorce.
do i count kind of
Droogposting is cancelled today. I don't feel like it.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ You know that means friendposting in my dialect ]
However bereft I am with the lack of droogposting, I will respect your choices.
You know what this post is supposed to say.
revolver ocelot
I thought about reading your posts but felt an inexplicable, profound feeling of evil and malice emanating from my device. Maybe I'll put it down until tomorrow.
> please step 0ff 0f ch1ttr unt1l l1ke at least 12 h0urs have passed
For #yuriday all lesbians should be allowed to shoot somebody with no consequence. Either an injury or a kill depending on your skill and intent.
damn... can i use a sword instead???
New badge.
Very fitting.
Droog.
It seems like I've missed a fairly eventful day on chittr dot ing.
They're all eventful and also of no consequence at all.
What do you mean Miss Snow is running for mayor.
X Hi droog x
I'm not making the post today.
Please?
Counterfeiting.
Terroristic threats.
Kidnapping.
Bribery of a public official.
Distributing controlled substances across state or national borders
Identity theft.