♦ pitied by @draconianDignitary
I’ve heard that if silbee string gets wet, it turns hard as c♥︎ncrete :)
G0REGLE H0W T0 MAKE APP SHUTD0WNS N0T HURT. N0 N0T CH1TTR G0REGLE ST0P TYP1NG CEASE TYP1NG N0.
stupid alternian men
urrrghhh im not a person who gets upset or mad very easily! but im mad!
My nightly engagement bait post. Touch it and I'll ask you a question.
Very well. Here goes. My type is tall, hulking and unconventionally dashing. He is rough, mean and crass, yet intelligent and, on occasion, a sweetheart. He is also possessive, just how I like it, and will say it how it is. But most importantly, my type is -mine-.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE MORE SPECIFIC. THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE STUCK WITH MORONS IN YOUR MENTIONS.
maybe half!
I am the most normal person in this manor.
STOP PITYING AND HATING MY CHITTS AND TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!
NONONONONOTHISPLACEISAFUCKINGMAZE. I went in the exit and now I'm... WHERE AM I?? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/11bb3763a51d.png
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD HELP WHERE THE FUCK AM I AND I DONT WANT YOUR HELP YOU SHITTY ASSHOLE
oh god oh god HELP
My tummy hurts.
Ahem Hi im jack noir Have you or a loved one been affected by the power of a trickster lolipop/have decided that taking one was the only way to have a relationship was taking one? Have you married like 5 people in a state in candy state sex craze and are suddenly like "oh shit i didn't sign up for this". Well don't you worry, here Noir-Harken co, we can help you all of you dump your sorry asses and have a 50, 25, or whatever percent of people you decided to whip your candy sticks or marshmallows out on. Never fear, any marriage can be broken down in seconds. And you maybe saying "I didn't willingly take the lolipop" never fear. If you want to go further and looking to blame even more, we can take this all the way to crockercorp and sue them for everything they got for having this happen to you. Just call 1-800-Janecrockerisafuckingtool and we can start your noncandy based freedom today. #eridanweek #iwantcandy #nsfw
right! you are the intelligent one for a reason. i'm making a barbasol bomb
They all seem to be appropriately hungover. If you ask me, it isn't punishment enough.
my arm is annoying me.
He's right, the paper just isn't up to snuff.
#Iwantcandy Hm? Very odd.
WHEN I GAINED THIS ACCOuNT. I TRuLY DID NOT EXPECT TO SEE. SO MANY HuMAN AND TROLL MATING RITuALS. IT IS. CERTAINLY. uM. IT CERTAINLY IS. ((#NSFW #SuGGESTIVE I GuESS))
HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO TELL MY DAUGHTER I MET A FAKE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG SHE'LL CALL ME LAME FOREVER WTF
There is nothing going on with me and Detective Barker. #millerverse #noir
This will have an effect on some deliveries I think.
I've never been happier to have no idea what happened tonight.
need my spine wringed out like a wet towel.
well the last one im not too sure because one of my daughters always like glitches out when she attempts to say it soooooo shrugs
Depends Do you want to talk about knives, corn, rocks, everyone needing to obey your rules, trains, [redacted], and any other various topics my kids come to me on a daily basis
i took it upon myself when you both dragged my name through the dirt.
don't get smart with me.
Who asked you to reply?
fucking hate that bitch.
Unrelated to tonight's festivities. Settling a disagreement with a board member. At what temperature is most appropriate to eat your dinner, presuming the meal is NOT meant to be served chilled? ♥️ - Scalding hot. ♦️ - Hot, but after having cooled down for a couple of minutes. ♠️ - Lukewarm. ♣️ - Room temperature.
concept: painal (tags: i would have written more but i started getting dizzy from blood loss, #nsfw, waste chute content anyone im clattering my mug across the steel bars of my enclosure, archive rating: E)
Style Points Alone Should Land It In C, In My Own Opinion At Least.
Which tastes the best? For a literary piece, of course. @archiveAddict #nsfw #gore
i didnt expect my last post to have that much interest thats my fault i should have known better
NOTE TO MY SELF : DESTROY THE PATHETIC WORM, AND KNOWN IMPOSTOR. REFERED TO AS @UNENDINGUROBORUS SECOND NOTE TO SELF : MAKE IT PAINFUL. WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.
I'm willing to take the risk to make it less...risky. For the safety of others!
standing on a chair with wheels. #nsfw
i should have told him to count down from 200 im so stupid im so stupid im sostupid (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, vagueposting, archive rating: M)
I'm reformed and will never kill or sell drugs again. April Fools.
nesben got captured by the empress. had to leave when nesben got bored
peØple lØve tØ say they will kidnap me. i am apparently. like a sad dØg. Ør sØmething.
Whoever replaced my Billie Holiday record with a CHOCOLATE COPY. I will find you, and I will kill you.
I can think of several ahead of him in line for the position.
Ayoooo. See, someone's coming over to my side a things.
Fucking clouds on Derse, what did that idiot cueball *do?*
Um. Ok. A brief pause on the festivities at #eridanweek as we sort out. ... Something is happening. Please stand by. What do you mean where is he? Turn off voice to text.
got myself a cape at #eridanweek! ill take sum pics of me wearin it later :3
keeping my stupid nØse Øut Øf it. by breaking things.
Remind me to send you some clawmpentary w33d to get through the w33k? #substance
does green and red go well together i dont want to look stupid in this new dress and im not very good with clothing or style or really anything like that (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, its very pretty but i dont know if it clashes im really bad at this stuff i have like one outfit, archive rating: G)
...Do you need assistance. I was under the impression *someone* would have come for you by now.
i am accepting it but i am cØmplaining the whØle time. dØc has decided tØ adØpt a new member.
when i'm winning i say: I love Balala! when i'm losing i say: This time I'm really gonna do it.
(( if i had a penny for everytime a droog was kidnapped by scratch because of something related to mindfang, i'd have two, which isnt much, but also funny it happened twice ))
as the speaker for the midnight crew. we will not be giving back the ice cream
BREAKING NEWS!!!! the midnight crew stole all the ice cream ALL OF IT WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THE ECONOMY? STAY TUNED
#bandocscratch from the platform. Get it trending. We need to get this piece of shit cueball outta here.
no more abo talk theres too much bullshit.
If anyone asks. The couch blood is being taken care of. Not sure how it got there, and I am really, genuinely not interested in finding out.
going out tonight. don't expect me back to the base home or sober. #substances
(( Hey, I'm curious! How many of you HAVE or HAVE NOT read the intermission / remember the intermission that introduced leprechauns? (( Gimme a pity if you know The Felt or a mediate if you don't
did you know that there's direct messages? you can message people directly.
And after we dry-cleaned his suit for him. Tsk tsk.
Just saw Eggs use the word “miasma” correctly. Am I having a stroke?
お母さ一一一一ん。@BLACKESTQUASAR STOP LIKING AND PITYING MY CHITS. YOU ARE FUCKING UP. MY EVIL KEIKAKU. TO BECOME MOST HATED BITCH. ON THIS WEBSITE. AND ALSO. IN THE UNIVERSE. #KEIKAKUMEANSPLAN
We’d return the favor if you actually had a headquarters worth vandalism. What is it you all have now? A boathouse?
I'm afraid you won't be finishing that last errand, Droog.
I am back, for the moment. It appears as though my men are up to their usual japes. Well, not *my* men, but I am sure you get the picture. Regardless, welcome back to my presence.
Right then. Time for a cup. I don't wanna see any of your knuckleheads interrupting me for the next thirty minutes. Snowman is keeping an eye out so don't think you're off the hook.
Work has me beyond exhausted, is it too much to ask to finish one cup of coffee?
It wouldn't be a ride to work without some minor projectiles plinking off the sides of the armored vehicle. Also, the weather is positively balmy this end of the Human Kingdom this morning.
I AM JUST YANKIN YER CHAIN. THINK WE ARE OUT OF EGGS THOUGH.
AUTOCORRECT PISSES ME OFF.
It is a dear shame that this latest lead on the whereabouts of a particularly cerulean ruffian had gone to waste. Perhaps it is time for our information broker to be replaced. Other than this family's rude awakening, how are your mornings? #nsfwv https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d59766162760.jpg
Disregard the previous post, my device seems to have had an error.
The number of immediate reactions to that post left the notification limit, and I cannot see all of the apparent volunteers. Stunning.
7he number of reacts to that is moderately concerning. #vagueposting
coffee and gin is usually my taste makes everything funny #substances
@heartsBoxcars#0971 Can you hit on people that *aren't* actively our enemies.
There is a thin cat wandering the streets around the base. I wonder if its owner cared enough to even look for it.
That was quite fun. I hope nobody needed that warehouse or anything inside.It wasn't especially well guarded.
PLEASE STOP POSTING CRIME POSTS ME AND THE BOYS CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH JUSTICE AT ONCE THANK YOU
i'm going to do the opposite of what i usually do and act like a law abiding citizen. i pay my taxes and bills. i buy items before leaving the shop. i drink to a moderate amount.
They would have been caught doing that.
god bless the rankmaid, am i right?
I suddenly need a really, really tall scotch.
OH SO HE'S ALLOWED TO DO CANNIBALISM. SO IT'S FINE WHEN THIS TOWERING VAT OF LARD DOES CANNIBALISM. I AM SO DONE WITH ALL OF YOU.
EXCELLENT IDEA. YOU SHOULD ALL GO IN ONE PLACE. TOGETHER. SO YOU CAN BE EFFICIENTLY TARGETED. WITH AN AREA OF EFFECT ATTACK.
I see no reason to.
@blackestQuasar unfollow me.
I passed out. What did I miss. https://media1.tenor.com/m/M-5a1psxyDAAAAAd/angry-cat.gif
now listening to - none of your business. why the fuck would i tell the internet something so personal?? fucking idiots.
>([now listenin 2: busted was#ing mac#ine type beat]
feed is hopping yet again. fucking brilliant.
yes i have a feltsona! but it was a joke! johnfelt is ironic i swear to fucking gog
Disgusting.
J⟡J⟡--> I ⚓︎hink I kn⟡w ⚓︎⟡⟡ much ♡b⟡u⚓︎ him <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
BREAKING NEWS! @bubbleBlower has been seen eating FOURTEENT baguettes in a SINGLE SITTING! Are they planning to hibernate and then kill us all?! Stay tunned
A shame he's dead. He owed me money.
Rest in peace, Itchy. #ripitchy
yØu are nØt annØying enØugh.
Too much green for my tastes. https://files.catbox.moe/3k35ix.jpg
I regret to inform you that I enjoy breathing and being alive for now, so I'm not gonna do that.
You're still not welcome here, but I can still endorse this.
I think you really pulled it off, Diamonds.
i'm so sorry mods yet again.
I'd shame you all for bringing back a certain tag, but some of you would be into that, wouldn't you? #nsfw
The fact she's taking so long to think of a question is making me nervous.
omgg im so TIRED *le yawn*
the implication that you fucked snow has made me consider you as an intimate partner. it's called a fucking phrase, droog. open a damn book. #nsfw
He whines of my vagueposting, then does exactly that four times over.
being a prude is back in fashion it seems. though i do have to agree it gets to a point. not *everything* needs to be public. #vagueposting #nsfw
There is a mysterious stain on the carpet this morning.
things that are terrible tØ clean up. lemØn curd in carpet. ash in carpet.
I will be stepping away from the platform for a short while. There are a few matters within the Manor that require my attention. They won’t resolve themselves, and I would prefer not to leave them unattended any longer than necessary. I expect to return shortly. In the meantime, I will extend a small courtesy. If there are questions you’ve been holding onto, you may leave them here. I will review them upon my return and respond where appropriate. I cannot promise you will receive the answers you expect. Only that you will receive something. Do make them worth asking. https://imgchest.com/p/5xy2xpbrz4l
#teatime man, that was great. i kinda wish there was more actual tea involved but i got to meet a lot of cool people! especially @archive4ddict ! :D
When he's easily flustered <3< #teatime
fucking hate parties.
i may just go to this gathering so i don't gotta sort this boathouse out.
Why's he gotta do all the reactions.
I'M GONNA TRY SOMETHING OKAY?
don't start this shit again i thought you were better than this.
I think being based in a troll session has done something to my alts
you're all sheep. i am the big bad wolf. i will huff and puff but i won't knock any hives down i have a chronic smoking problem.
apparently slept with someone but i don't remember because i was drunk
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It nearly surprised me as well. But luckily, I am unable to be surprised.
of course you all just do the opposite of whatever i say.
rankmaid is posting good lately.
There's a pool of blood in the Sage Green sitting room. I don't know where it's coming from. It's spreading. #FeltManorPsa
i could go for a smoke right about now.
HE’S JERKNING IT. SLICK JERNKES ON THE TOILET PROVEN #NSFW
gonna hafta find a way to handle bidness in more timelines to take ova da company in tha otter timelines at dis rate
here evidence https://file.garden/achecwa0vhdp6du4/screenshot_20260328-123130.png #cancelcrocker
i didn't mean to post that i was making a joke.
deleting a chit how do i delete a chit.
delete chit. how can i delete a chit.
how to delete chit.
@gutsygumshoe eats carapacians and thinks they're nothing more than fancy lobsters #cancelcrocker
I KEEP TELLIN YA YOU GOTTA CUT DOWN ON THE CAVIAR AND CABERNET!!
some presumably human fucking put a nannerpeel in front of my feet while i was WALKING. and TEXTING.
B'makin' more accounts.
You're not cancelled for correctly assigning me as Biological Sex George
boys we have run out of shaving cream
ISNT PAINT THINNER SUPPOSED TO REMOVE COLOR
HOW DID IT STAIN MY COAT MY COAT IS ALREADY WHITE
THE STORE IS OUT OF PAINT GUNS SOMEONE JUST BOUGHT THEIR ENTIRE STOCK
Sweet fucking Skaia. I don't envy what the Sevens will be dealing with.
I'm going 7o kill somebody.
first of all we arent even romantically involved. second of all it was a dramatised tantrum.
droog got out of his tantrum to finally talk to me. emotional maturity does wonders.
WELL WELL WELL. ANOTHER DUMB BITCH, RUNNING HER MOUTH AS USUAL. AS IF ANY THING YOU HAVE TO SAY, MATTERS IN ANY WAY AT ALL. PATHETIC.
s sometimes i w wonder a about what it w wouldve b been like to be n normal.
Would prefer you didn't maim or kill eachother. I'll fix you, but I'm not happy about it. Wouldn't want me to run out of cotton during a raid, would you?
Do you think we can finally put Itchy down while he's like this?
HOLYSHITHOWDOYOUGUYSFUNCTIONWHILERIDINGTHEPUFFDRAGONICANTEVENSEESTRAIGHTLETALONEOMSJKDLFJSLKHFK:sjdklf
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On bed rest. Bad intel is a killer, usually. But the lucky schmuck lives to bleed on the suits.
i 7hinnk i had 7oo much 7o drink some of 7hese pos7s jus7 look like random symbols and nonsense #substances
dui races beginning. get the fuck over here i have smoke for you motherfuckers to catch.
what the fuck is specific posting?
was he really always that pitifUl? he always seemed so mUch more genUinely aggravating. perhaps i was jUst an especially sensitive child.
HOO HOO HOO. BEHOLD, WHORES. ANOTHER POST. ANOTHER BANGER. ANOTHER MASTER PIECE! THIS TIME, TITLED : A LORD AND HIS BITCH. TO CELEBRATE THE EXPONENTIAL GROWTH OF MY POSSE. ONCE AGAIN. INCREDIBLE ART. AMAZING EFFECTS. BAD ASS MUSCLES. HOT BITCHES. AND ME, IN THE CENTER OF IT ALL. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT. NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT. THIS IS ART AT ITS PEAK. #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS #DEADSISTER #SISTERKILLER #KILLER #FUCKINGBADASS #BADASS #AMAZINGINCREDIBLEART #KICKASSART #MANGA #MANGAART #ANIMEART #MUSCLES #MASCULINITY #BLOOD #DEATH #LORDENGLISH #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS #NSFW #BITCHES HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/6B62555FC11B.PNG
ALRIGH7 WHICH ONE OF YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS DID I7. #FELTMANORPSA
Okay. I'm okay now.
If anyone needs me I'm gonna be in 7he backyard.
whoever fucking requested that i will find you. especially now given the time period we are in.
all diamonds droogs s7ay 7he fuck away from me
i need 7o lay down
I. WHA7. WHA7. WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.
THINKING OF GOING TO THE TORTURE LABYRINTH MYSELF TODAY! JUST TO SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE!! WE KEEP DROPPING THE KIDS OFF THERE, I SHOULD KNOW WHAT THEY'RE UP AGAINST!!
-------------------------- i Will get back With yoU Within foUr to fiVe bUsiness hoUrs.
see shit like that is tough as fuck im adding that to my mob saying rolodex
don't you have someone to apologise to?
I have acquired the deed to our base, after whatever went on with the facsimile we are agreeing to call a DD.
droog don't make me put you on blast on the timeline.
This seems like a convenient time to mention that I am the legal owner of Felt Manor. It simplifies matters of inheritance.
you're homestuck. pipe down.
got that tick baby. i'm better than you all.
mods ignored my verification request they hate my ass.
finally i can rechit shit easier.
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stop calling me a dilf in my dms. freaks.
i got called a "dilf". what the fuck???
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hhh... alright... this next fic is my first time writing some of these cultural and species specific intricacies but i hope i can provide a respectful and rank chapter!
the search function is working for the right people it seems... #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/07e72fa3c433.png
Oh no.
Now 7here's 7WO of 7hem.
Really hating this sudden interest in leprechauns, actually.
in honor of my new bestie. meow.
Nobody expect me to do ANY WORK for the foreseeable future. I'm going to have a GUEST and I am NOT going to be participating in any shootouts, firefighting, or elsewise.
I don't even know what a pogchamp is but it sounds demeaning.
i'm having a look. kinda slow four my taste, but classy.
i love gambling and i think private property is awesome
Me being incredibly hardboiled and consoling hysterical dames, all in a day's work https://files.catbox.moe/satwr0.png
Feelin awful hardboiled right now. Any hysterical dames in need of assistance?
don't worry guys. i didn't choke. all is right again. except for my fifty dollars. i still need those.
duuude someone took one of my pages what the fuck
i may be a bleeding heart but nobody can contest me on my eating prowess. phillycheese, fries, a whole drink AND I'm gonna get an iceycream too. as a wise woman once said, "Call me Lady Tiger but I never eat my young".
Do not look at m'last post fer it is a mistake nonbefitting a member o'the more royal courts.
Debating.
hey, if condy gets a special tag can i get a verification??
drats. i’m sorry you have such poor luck!
hes big an bad unti hes on his knees beggin 4 u ;P #nsfw
i think i should be the next president.
Ah shit, the dame's here.
A virtual reality chatroom.
Of all the nights to have insomnia. Die hasn't stopped crying for god knows how long.
hoonk honk hOonk hoooOnk hOoOOnk hoooonk hooOnk hOOnk hoOnk hOonk hooonk hooonk hOOOnk hOOnk honk hOnk hoonk hOOnk honk hooonk hooOnk hOonk hooOonk hoOnk hoonk hoOonk hOnk hoooonk honk hOoOOnk hOoOonk hoOnk hOonk hOOonk honk hOnk hoOOonk hoOonk honk hOOonk hOonk hoOnk hOonk hOnk hOooonk hooOnk hOnk hoOOnk honk HOoonk hOOOnk hOonk hOnk honkhOonk hooonk hooOonk hoOOnk
I want to see the conclusions that you all are jumping to.
Ah. Shoulda expected Snowman to turn up here eventually.
some of you piss me off, have some decorum on main.
You all take things so seriously, are we not here for some fun, hm.
My home timeline exists only as a ruin. My chance of true death has come and gone. I drift the timelines, searching for something, anything, to keep myself from truly going insane. It just so happens that one of those things is telling strangers exactly how I prefer to be treated in bed. Their squirming only makes it more entertaining. #nsfw
What the fuck? What the fuck! I'm going to bed, I didn't need to see that.
whαt thε fυck. sΩmε fυckιng αsshΩlε brΩkε thε cΩffεε mαchιnε.
fuck caffeine normalize cocaine for breakfast #substance
"who up?" my kismesis is a bum and won't talk to me. #nsfw
mods are asleep. post polycrew truth content right now im kissing all three of those fuckers square on the mouth and theres nothing you can do about it
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ea933d10e4c.png #myfriends #nesbenlovestheseguys #doyouthinktheyllacceptapalethrouple
nesben lives a cursed and hellish existence
nesben has a confession. nesbens last name is not offale. it is vantas. nesben wont be changing shit but it should be known nesben is a paradox genetic descendant of the signless and has been cursed to never die by the powers that be because of nesbens eventual hubris
nesben eill use nesbens place of privledge to shill for nesbens two best friends
:33< i think theyre all stupid actmewally furom the seven hat to the midnight crew all of em dipshits :33< and i wouldnt have it anya othpurr way
nesben would never do this. you are nesbens best friend diamonds droog. we will stay together at 8 and 9
so nesben found out how to game the system but nesben will no longer use this for crime and will stay at number nine
can nesben be elected mayor of chittr please
Surrounded by idiots.
Actually, had a dream some British kid beat the shit outta me.
LOOKING BACK. IT IS INEVITABLE. THAT PAST ME WOULD FALL FOR A GAY GUY. WE WERE RAISED BY 14 GAY GUYS. AND A CURSED ORB. THINKING BACK. NOT SURE IF I KNEW. THERE WAS ANY OTHER KIND OF GUY. UNTIL THAT ONE TIME. I WALKED IN ON KURLOZ. #SOHAPPYFORYOUBUDDY #NOTMADABOUTYOURUNDYINGLOVE #NOTJEALOUS #NOTBITTER
i'd block you if you weren't the only one here with a semblance of a braincell to go with you.
nesben hasnt eaten enough dirt today and got dizzy when nesben stood up. fuck nesbens chud life
thin ice, diamonds. very thin.
OH OKAY I SEE HOW THIS WORKS. NO, I GET IT. I FUCKING *LOVE* HAVING MY POSTS "PITIED"! PLEASE, WHATEVER YOU DO, "PITY" MY POSTS, AS IT BRINGS ME UNFATHOMABLE JOY! I AM LITERALLY ON MY HANDS AND KNEES, *BEGGING* YOU TO "PITY" MY POSTS
Snow's lucky she ain't here for this shitshow.
nesben fumbled a bad bitch. nesben is going to choose to have a drinking problem. nesben will drink pond water until nesben feels better #substances
everynesben always asks nesben who is nesben never how is nesben
What the fuck is yaoi
Just broke a nail. #dollshit
fuck yØu fuck tØu fuck yØu https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled1_20260324101706.png
Keeping myself humble by reminding myself that no matter how smart I think I am, it's still not smart enough to get off €hittr.
This goddamn hospital room is going to drive me insane. Why couldn't the night have just been nice?
Great. All I had to do was mention Die and here he fucking is.
I don't like how sharing my thoughts on this damn website comes so easily.
im never getting that fucking dr pepper
https://ibb.co/ZzBm7dXh What the fuck. I just woke up. What?
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Shit be like three in the morning (the song) YEAH!!
troll google show me this guys shame globes
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only (non-managerial) person in this stupid house with any brains. I regret wishing people I recognize would get on this site
You don’t need lies with luck like mine, Droog. But you wouldn’t understand.
Oh. So everyone's connected and mingling. Why are trolls eating the musical goddamn instrument brownies what is wrong with you all?
somebody stop my hearts stars clovers ass from being wistful
Y'know what? Fine. I'll join this website. Won't promise I'll enjoy it. Frankly, got better things to do. But boss' orders and all that.
The woeful and romantic downfall that is hair damage.
this is me wwhen scumbags on the internet spread false rumors and LIBEL about me (future orphaner of alternia btww) https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GyOvGqiXEAA8qsI.jpg
HOT BABES IN MANGA.
HOT ANIME BABES.
ANIME BABES.
ONLY WITH MORE GREEN BASTARDS.
I am once again reminded of how much I loathe interfacing with multiple timelines.
nesben really liked this one
Sing it sister!!
delivery apps are getting, too expensive does, anyone have, any tips for good places to mug people for takeout, and booze,
call me a prophet but i have a feeling this whole empire thing is going to be a recurring bit that's gonna happen either every few hours or every few months
he does have a recognizable face. super distinctive. tons of details.
I just have to hope I'm not recognized. YOU have the much more recognizable face
omg derse guy....
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