♦ pitied by @draconianDignitary
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Ah, I am fairly drunk. Do not mind the accidental likes~ They are not for you. <3 #substances
It seems I am stuck.
I do not want to be in this room any longer.
My hate is much more genuine tonight. I have had a horrible night.
I am currently sad.
id get in on this #yuriposting #yuriday but im a dude who happens to like one particular dude and thats it one whole guy damn wonder if he has chittr
Please Jesus, dear Lord in these trying times... Help me overcome my desire. My need for unmitigated, unbridled hatred. As it seeps from every orifice like a black sludge oozing to consume my beautiful skin in it's decrepit mire. I have sinned, my true testament is holding firm in my commitments. It seems. I am. Failing.
The Municipality of Midnight City would like to wish @blackestQuasar luck in her mayoral campaign! Our platform carries on the former Mayor's ideals of the Light of Democracy, which include any individuals who wish to turn over a new leaf and give themselves in service to this fine city! Any candidate with a love of our city and with good intentions in their heart for its people will surely have those feelings reciprocated in the voting process! So please, citizens! Let your voice be heard in the upcoming elections!
Dearest chittizens, I know the majority of you do not live in Midnight City. Nor do you understand the intricacies of our local politics and daily lives. Nevertheless, I speak to you all when I say the loss of our late mayor has been immediately and keenly felt. Despite the best efforts of @lightofDemocracy , she is only one woman. The mayor had been an indispensable and tireless agent in representing us and investing in our potential as new timelines and new visitors from other worlds challenged existing structures. I simply don't foresee her administration taking the necessary steps to keep us safe and flexible enough to face trials to come. This is why I am announcing my candidacy for Mayor, as the press in our fair city shall report in the evening editions of their respective papers. There will be a radio broadcast on several channels to follow in the coming days. I hope to guide our fair city with a deft, dare I say cunning, hand. As a former monarch, business owner, and woman of the people, I hope to represent the best qualities of our city. To keep our city strong against the instability introduced by timeline complications and rising crime. I intend to have an updated census, revised tax code, and other measures as practical immediate steps taken to move us forward into the future. Thank you for reading and, if you live here, for voting. #SnowmanForMayor
Please stop admitting to federal crimes on my timeline.
my confessiosn is tht i refuse 2 sadpost bc i dnt want ppl thinkin im pathetic bc i am always sad i dnt hav a selfie 2 post after this so we r nawt talkin abt this after
i thnk i was meant 2 b a lil kitty tht just lays aroudn n chills #iamignorinmybadfeelinsrn #bythinkinkittythouhhts
...fun. i hope they're able to return somehow. sorry for your loss. ♪
<This user has exploded.>
Tic
dojt ask him if he wants 2 add more 2 his famiky, dont ask roxy
I don't know, you're kinda making me a little sad here.
CORNER? WHAT THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF FUCKWAFFLING ARE YOU FUCKING WAFFLING ABOUT? AS IN QUADRANTS? WHAT ARE YOU, A FUCKING TROLL XENOPHILE NOW?
You don't know that.
Yeah!!! You get her, boss!!! Tell her how it is.
...I KNOW THE GENERAL VICINITY OF WHERE YOU LIVE.
I know where you live!
I CAN FIND YOUR ASS BY JUST MARATHONING THE ENTIRE CITY.
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me clickin on an image without readin n then seein massidrh tits liek idk what i expect #nsfw
startin' to agree with @draconianDignitary ! Can stuff not happen on this damn webbedsite for five goddamn seconds???
I am very excited about the upcoming ball. But also incredibly overworked. Please for the love of all that is good let me get four hours of sleep the night before the event that's all I ask. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/088f6cbf5497.png
YEAH!!! What the boss said!!!
Agreed. From what I deduce there's only a bit left to wait out. But by gog it's still quite a bit.
DAdvice needed: What does it mean when a man by the name "Spades Slick" sends 18 letters to your [new] home address, entirely in ceaserscript?
yo lay off the spell policing ive got aixelsyd
I will whap you with a newspaper.
What would bears be without bees? Ears. [|[|:) (me with two hats because I deserve it for being so funny)
wOW, aUNT dIAMONDS,,,
B0ring aradia B grade aradia B0tt0m tier aradia
It truly is a cesspool.
:I
i wake up, i check my following tab, its Droog, Jack, Kris, and Scratches. I double check who I'm following. Yep. 70 people. I'm not like, complaining that people aren't posting. that'd be fucking crazy. I'm just surprised that there isnt some law of numbers thing going on where there's some other green boiled up to the top
Should I drop my firewall? I would hate to let a virus through~ But science calls.
c< ill NOtice, i dONt KNOw wHat yOu MeaN >c
some bitch ass cunt banned me from the midnight city GC wtf is this shit
I agree with you, but the website has different plans.
i can tell when im gettin antsy n feelin trapped bc i b feelin evil rn
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Back hurts. ]
yall got a bulge sniffer ill be a rumble sphere observer send me those tits n ill rate em ;p #nsfw
i mean this shit ain't taste like sea bass as i remember it but my pan is fuckin cracked so what the hell do i know
damn i have the worst fucking headache wtf
sometimes its like shit ain't changed at all an then... the realizations
DIAMONDS DROOG! my phone is burning me.
HAHAHAHAHAA I MEAN THE EGG (NOGGIN) WAS ALREADY THERE
i mean the EXISTENTIAL WRONGNESS j was sorta just attributin to tha whole "woke up with no memories on an alien planet" chicanery an I ain't got nearly enough #substance to be thinking about this tonight #seaman?saturday
c< i tHiNK everyONe 4gOt yOu did criMes >c
Man I miss when everything was simple, just one Doc, normal average Felt highjinks... I miss my Boss...
OH YEAH OKAY. I'd LOVE TO SEE THAT.
Never mind
Chittr help I
Yeah have fun with your DMs with this guy. He's gross af.
i got a message from a guy going by dick thunder saying im petite enough to use like a fleshlight wtf does that even mean??? #nsfw
Forgot I am mortal again for a moment. Dangerously silly of me.
I had something else to say to her, but I've opted to refrain.
i need some1 2 put me down if i evr hit on another droog
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I get the feeling the sun here is liable to kill me as dead as any troll, but I already made my bed. If the dawn peaks on that horizon I'll just have to keep close behind cover all day if I gotta. Not plannin' on runnin'.
THAT IS NOBODY NOT REAL PLEASE THE MIDDAY GANG WILL KILL YOU GRAVEYARD DEAD IF YOU MISNAME THEM!
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HTTPS://64.MEDIA.TUMBLR.COM/ACC8E27B2FB0BE5FC0C85B7D6C6A83CE/TUMBLR_NR7DTI1QvJ1TXVGY1O1_250.GIF #tAVROS #NSFW
wait if i'm a man with a hat does that make me the hat man
There was always the possibility that this is a dream within a dream. That we are all butterflies dreaming of being the emperor.
It is. Guess it always will be...
@drac0niandignitary he's being pathetic again dad.
...always kinda wanted to be a Dad. Kept that shit away 'cause I didn't wanna implicate no kids in the fights n' stuff. ...I need a moment to consider things.
Won't let me cut the moon in h★lf :(
meenahs end0rsing slavery :(
I WAS BUSY TRYING TO FIND STITCH, ELSE I PROBABLY WOULD HAVE... I'm still pissed about the fake funeral anyway, I fucking show up and the guy is "OH SO NOT DEAD." All a joke! A FUCKING JOKE. You're telling me he sent a meteor on us, and Cans almost didn't make it out because he had to gather his hounds ALL FOR A JOKE??? Been. Crying. And I DONT LIKE CRYING.
I'd be pitch flirting with him, if he weren't acting like he barely fucking knows me.
WOW STRAIGHT UP IGNORING ME NOW, TOO.
You're both going full frog hatred and not in the kiss me sis way, wtf?
what ab0ut time players that als0 happen t0 be fr0gs.
Wow, seriously?
It seems there is someone pretending to be me. Quite an interesting turn of events.
You don't get what it's like
>FQ *^*^_>i thnik thst a news boy paper boy? sortof hat would begood not to disimmiler to one worn by troll valdimer lenin
oh, bloody hell! i've already got the one i have to deal with! the other one's not even bloody dead??? >:U also, congrats, lUv! welcome to the dapper dame clUb! ^u^
Thank yo+u fo+r letting me kno+w. I'm so+rry fo+r the un-lo+ss.
And so Midnight City grinds on.
can't have fucking shit. can't even stay dead.
Every day this website finds a new hashtag that makes me double-take.
I'M GONNA TEAR ALL OF YOU TO BLOODY PIECES. MY BARE CLAWS WILL PRY YOUR UGLY MOTHERFUCKING CARAPACE OPEN.
Gentlemen, @diamondsDroog @draconianDignitary please. You’re both unhinged.
THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAA https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/261fd12bd190.gif
no
This is madness
It really doesn't, but I can't just keep telling him to stop.
can someone tell me why everyone looks at me funny when i suggest cherub erofics! is there something about their biology i dont know 0n0” (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, cherubplay, alien anatomy, fic questions, sfw anatomy questions, skullfucking, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
IF I DONT GET IN THAT RAMS BOOBS BEFORE THIS PARTY SHIT IS OVER THIS WEEKEND YOU WILL NEVER HEAR FROM ME AGAIN #NSFW #ISH
c< Hey, sOMetiMes tHats HOw it be, but if it ever tuNrs Out tHat Hse didNt? ive a sHOdler 4 ya 2 cry ON >c
i wØuld like peØple i knØw even vaguely tØ stØp wanting rackmaid.
oH BOY, i CAN'T WAIT TO SCROLL DOWN MY DASHBOARD AND SEE WHAT, eVERYONE'S BEEN UP TO, fOR THE PAST FEW HOURS OR SO,
Can you confirm this?
hey lgbtq fellas.... is it likek. still gay even if hes a mob boss and you hate each other and its probably just mind games and youre straight ? #substances i am. drunked now.
:o( ...Sorry.
ten sweeps in the art of being a gentleman and a brother still can't talk right what if i just blew up everything with my motherfucking mind
Four hours, by the way, just to tell us where we're breaking into, what to get, and how to avoid kicking the bucket while doing it. Coulda been 30 minutes if it were anybody else. Pretty sure only three or four of us stayed awake the entire time. Maybe he'd make a good torture method the next time I need intel from someone, though.
Oh, for fuck's sake, fine, I'll take the goddamn test. There's no way in hell I'm posting it, though.
What's your stake in this, huh, pal? I'm not interested in public humiliation like the rest of this site seems to be.
CAN YALL GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY SEX LIFE???? THANKS. @thegoodScratchdoctor @draconianDignitary
nØ. please dØ. perhaps yØu can take my place when my scratch arrives. inevitably.
OH MYNRICKNG GODO
YOU BMNED TO STEP OFF THATS EHAF
Aret you beingnso fr rihgr now??? Youre serious lly jsur racring tonmynshit and thinijg I'll jusr what deal wirht it?
WAHR DO YOWANT DUDE???
helloooooooooooo???
mE TOO, }:(
who the fuvk jsujt sees dtf adsn responsds to noT DTF?? #nsfw
mmm so fuvkrd up rignt mow anywon dtf??? #nsfw
𝄡 can we 𝄽ee a pic of the cat? pl𝄽? 𝄂
post more honkslop rankmaid-sama no more honkslop rankmaid-sama we hate clowns rankmaid-sama we want to fuck the paint off of clowns rankmaid-sama there is no winning posting honkslop (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, archive rating: M)
woke up from a nap after work only to have the worst dry mouth in the history of ever :(
I can't say I've been enjoying my break from Chittr. But I don't think I would especially enjoy checking it again either.
I'm not getting cancelled, they're just being a bunch of douchebags.
SIGH!
Y'ALL DONT THINK @newsPaper IS PAID PROPAGANDA AND FUCKING @spadesSlick HAS 20% SHARE IN ITS BUSINESS??? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d2799d72a434.png
rlly tried bein the least tornt rox and failed #nsfw #technicallyyknow #imjstagirlbutinthemisogynyistcwaynotthesongway
i just desire tØ tØrture that scratch. because he is nØt mine. and yet i still have tØ listen tØ him. i wØuld rather get hit with a brØØm fifty times than stØp being mean.
I’ve been here before, bodies on the floor, cold shit. Burning up my throat, staring at the door, focused. I think I should go, buried under smoke, snowed in. I’m feeling so sick, maybe this is hopeless.
:33 < im low key jealous :33 < rank maid is the goat
Holy shit, I look away from the site for a few hours to do some drawing, and then the second I come back absolutely everyone’s out here hornyposting?? alright! Good 4 you guys
it is nØt my fault. that my alternate is a big whØre.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
does anyone know if slendermans quads are open
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he disliked the post gomen
i dnt like bein the dash entertainment anymkre :(
hello where
It means I’m a jerk, an unpleasant person, a problem causer. I’m using it correctly given tonight.
How is Chittr? What is Chittr? Why is Chittr? #suntangt #subtsnt #substwncr #SUBSTANCE
I have to do it out of sight If Demise sees me fall on my ass once? It's fucking over, she will be laughing everyday now
He! Is so! Frustr8ting!! #Vague #8ARELY!!!!!!!!
What if none of this is real?
I'm not a fucking furry
gØt called "Øriginal pet." i will be culling myself in a new fun way. if i am needed. #cw-self-harm
what do you mean no more events what about my sleepover i was finally going to have a sleepover like a normal girl i never th0ught i c0uld have friends but i was g0ing t0 have a sleep0ver im s0 stupid im s0 stupid
Toilets backed up from floor three to six. Another night, another problem. Do not flush anything for the next forty-five minutes. #manorupdates #priority
HELP CAPS LOCK KS STUCK ON AND EVERYTHIFN I SAY LOONS LIKE A MESSAGE FROM KARKAT *EVERYTHING
Why is it that things always seem to work out better written on a bar napkin, yet the napkins are always too small to write everything out? At this rate I will have a notebook comprised of only napkins.
>([#ad a nig#tmare i #ad a job]
#bonfireparty #nsfw also i'm pretty sure rankmaid literally passed out from horny. or fluster? i was only half watching.
#bonfireparty that one eridan keeps putting himself in the fire and i'm really not sure why. this corn's good though.
It's about that time where I should shut everything down and call it an evening. But I can't shake the nagging feeling that I'm forgetting something.
>([#ad a few too many drinks last nig#t and now im in t#e tunnels again sm#]
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Droogies.... ]
i am so lucky! one of my very close friends is letting me live at their hive until my hive is repaired ^///0///^ i have never been a hivemate before (tags: The Rankmaid/Hivemate, archive rating: G)
Only to those who meet you in person. Most of Chittr will likely never cross your path, I would assume.
In all regards, I mostly suggested it because it involved saying "8-ball." You should find something to cut loose with, Droog or D, whichever you like. It'd shake things up.
fuck you all. #dashwatching
I'M GLAD AT LEAST SOMEONE IS ANTI-HORSE. THESE THINGS ARE JUST NOT WORTH IT.
traitorous asslicker.
alright mr wise guy.
fuck horses.
why is there a fucking horse on the timeline???
were all just sad and or horny on this site arent we?
not liking the other people im seeing get creative omega too this is hell
nnooo plesapleplease pleaspl epleasepl easepleaseplease
omega omega omega my feed is full of omegas if were all omegas there will be too many nests and not enough alphas to breed everyone and we will not make it through the cold season due to the influx of heat induced omega on omega aggression (tags: Reader/Alpha, OOOOOOOOOOOA, ABO, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
i enjoy them but everyone's got their own tastes.
probably the one that's sitting on my nightstand cause i refuse to use that one again. he knows what he did.
today i'm humble slick.
someone want to tell me whats the situation on this thing or am i typing into the void again at least tell me if theres dames and liquor in the void
A man of your esteem would look handsome with a bot like me~ @draconianDignitary
Oh now you're just teasing me. @draconianDignitary
Don't titillate me with a response dear @draconianDignitary unless you plan to enact something.
#nsfw #gore #hornyposting #ignoremyshame I am in need of someone to #fuckme to #death right NOW. Hate bot approved, of my own post of course. ;p
I HAVE BEEN CONVINCED TO GET PIZZA FOR BREAKFAST, YOU ALL REALLY TWISTED MY ARM ABOUT IT! IF NOTHING ELSE EARTH-C HAS THE CONVENIENCE OF HOME FOOD DELIVERY SO I GUESS I'LL GET LIKE THREE PIZZAS AND I'LL BE SET ON FOOD FOR TWO DAYS ROUGHLY.
I log into Chittr. My boss and my alt are posting stupid things again. All is as usual, I suppose.
at least damara is coming over to clean my hive...
I will take that bet.
I think it's really funny when someone pity reacts to my horny posts. Like they're looking at me like I'm a sad little dog. #nsfw ish
Suffice it to say, it does make me think of the name Deedee.
oh fuck
I think I am the topic of some discussion.
Oh my. Hm. Perhaps I should put the scope away…
Man. Site really taking it today.
OKAY I GET IT OKAY I ANTAGONIZED YOU ALBEIT NOT INTENTIONALLY AND NOW YOU'RE PISSY. I GET IT, I'VE BEEN THERE, NO ONE'S EVER MORE MAD AT PAST ME THAN I AM, OKAY? BUT YOU GOTTA CUT ME SOME SLACK, I CAN'T HAVE YOU ALL OVER MY POSTS LIKE A FUCKING WEEVIL, ITS EMBARRASSING FOR BOTH OF US.
To whomever sent the Doc mail today, I hope for this pretty postal worker’s sake it’s worth it.
Sorry?? Is she where I think she is? Do you require backup?
Two packages. I didn’t even know the post office would deliver here, I would’ve been ordering from a catalog with the extraneous expense card.
The interns have told me what they were fussing about. I unfortunately have a dedication to my post so I will be undertaking a dangerous mission. If you need to contact me please message me directly or divert your communications to your local post office.
It's nights like these I miss the enchanting whispers of the furthest ring... What a way to fall asleep.
Oh well that's fucking awkward.
This is awful. I haven't experienced a tragedy like this since they hit the second spire.
I've searched all over this damn Manor. I found my old exile rags. I thought I'd thrown those out, or burned them. They've since been dealt with. Found a pair of ankle boots I forgot about. Sincerely doubt any of these are what Scratch has hidden. Room has been completely rearranged to my new liking now, however.
eating runny eggs makes me feel like a wild animal.
I’ve heard that if silbee string gets wet, it turns hard as c♥︎ncrete :)
G0REGLE H0W T0 MAKE APP SHUTD0WNS N0T HURT. N0 N0T CH1TTR G0REGLE ST0P TYP1NG CEASE TYP1NG N0.
stupid alternian men
urrrghhh im not a person who gets upset or mad very easily! but im mad!
My nightly engagement bait post. Touch it and I'll ask you a question.
Very well. Here goes. My type is tall, hulking and unconventionally dashing. He is rough, mean and crass, yet intelligent and, on occasion, a sweetheart. He is also possessive, just how I like it, and will say it how it is. But most importantly, my type is -mine-.
MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE MORE SPECIFIC. THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE STUCK WITH MORONS IN YOUR MENTIONS.
maybe half!
I am the most normal person in this manor.
STOP PITYING AND HATING MY CHITTS AND TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!
NONONONONOTHISPLACEISAFUCKINGMAZE. I went in the exit and now I'm... WHERE AM I?? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/11bb3763a51d.png
I suppose I should have warned you.
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD HELP WHERE THE FUCK AM I AND I DONT WANT YOUR HELP YOU SHITTY ASSHOLE
oh god oh god HELP
My tummy hurts.
Ahem Hi im jack noir Have you or a loved one been affected by the power of a trickster lolipop/have decided that taking one was the only way to have a relationship was taking one? Have you married like 5 people in a state in candy state sex craze and are suddenly like "oh shit i didn't sign up for this". Well don't you worry, here Noir-Harken co, we can help you all of you dump your sorry asses and have a 50, 25, or whatever percent of people you decided to whip your candy sticks or marshmallows out on. Never fear, any marriage can be broken down in seconds. And you maybe saying "I didn't willingly take the lolipop" never fear. If you want to go further and looking to blame even more, we can take this all the way to crockercorp and sue them for everything they got for having this happen to you. Just call 1-800-Janecrockerisafuckingtool and we can start your noncandy based freedom today. #eridanweek #iwantcandy #nsfw
right! you are the intelligent one for a reason. i'm making a barbasol bomb
They all seem to be appropriately hungover. If you ask me, it isn't punishment enough.
my arm is annoying me.
He's right, the paper just isn't up to snuff.
#Iwantcandy Hm? Very odd.
WHEN I GAINED THIS ACCOuNT. I TRuLY DID NOT EXPECT TO SEE. SO MANY HuMAN AND TROLL MATING RITuALS. IT IS. CERTAINLY. uM. IT CERTAINLY IS. ((#NSFW #SuGGESTIVE I GuESS))
HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO TELL MY DAUGHTER I MET A FAKE SHADOW THE HEDGEHOG SHE'LL CALL ME LAME FOREVER WTF
This will have an effect on some deliveries I think.
I've never been happier to have no idea what happened tonight.
need my spine wringed out like a wet towel.
well the last one im not too sure because one of my daughters always like glitches out when she attempts to say it soooooo shrugs
Depends Do you want to talk about knives, corn, rocks, everyone needing to obey your rules, trains, [redacted], and any other various topics my kids come to me on a daily basis
i took it upon myself when you both dragged my name through the dirt.
don't get smart with me.
Who asked you to reply?
fucking hate that bitch.
Unrelated to tonight's festivities. Settling a disagreement with a board member. At what temperature is most appropriate to eat your dinner, presuming the meal is NOT meant to be served chilled? ♥️ - Scalding hot. ♦️ - Hot, but after having cooled down for a couple of minutes. ♠️ - Lukewarm. ♣️ - Room temperature.
concept: painal (tags: i would have written more but i started getting dizzy from blood loss, #nsfw, waste chute content anyone im clattering my mug across the steel bars of my enclosure, #rankworks, archive rating: E)
Style Points Alone Should Land It In C, In My Own Opinion At Least.
Which tastes the best? For a literary piece, of course. @archiveAddict #nsfw #gore
i didnt expect my last post to have that much interest thats my fault i should have known better
NOTE TO MY SELF : DESTROY THE PATHETIC WORM, AND KNOWN IMPOSTOR. REFERED TO AS @UNENDINGUROBORUS SECOND NOTE TO SELF : MAKE IT PAINFUL. WITH EXTREME PREJUDICE.
I'm willing to take the risk to make it less...risky. For the safety of others!
standing on a chair with wheels. #nsfw
i should have told him to count down from 200 im so stupid im so stupid im sostupid (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, vagueposting, archive rating: M)
I'm reformed and will never kill or sell drugs again. April Fools.
nesben got captured by the empress. had to leave when nesben got bored
peØple lØve tØ say they will kidnap me. i am apparently. like a sad dØg. Ør sØmething.
Whoever replaced my Billie Holiday record with a CHOCOLATE COPY. I will find you, and I will kill you.
I can think of several ahead of him in line for the position.
Ayoooo. See, someone's coming over to my side a things.
Fucking clouds on Derse, what did that idiot cueball *do?*
Um. Ok. A brief pause on the festivities at #eridanweek as we sort out. ... Something is happening. Please stand by. What do you mean where is he? Turn off voice to text.
got myself a cape at #eridanweek! ill take sum pics of me wearin it later :3
keeping my stupid nØse Øut Øf it. by breaking things.
w h y
Remind me to send you some clawmpentary w33d to get through the w33k? #substance
does green and red go well together i dont want to look stupid in this new dress and im not very good with clothing or style or really anything like that (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, its very pretty but i dont know if it clashes im really bad at this stuff i have like one outfit, archive rating: G)
...Do you need assistance. I was under the impression *someone* would have come for you by now.
i am accepting it but i am cØmplaining the whØle time. dØc has decided tØ adØpt a new member.
when i'm winning i say: I love Balala! when i'm losing i say: This time I'm really gonna do it.
(( if i had a penny for everytime a droog was kidnapped by scratch because of something related to mindfang, i'd have two, which isnt much, but also funny it happened twice ))
as the speaker for the midnight crew. we will not be giving back the ice cream
BREAKING NEWS!!!! the midnight crew stole all the ice cream ALL OF IT WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR THE ECONOMY? STAY TUNED
#bandocscratch from the platform. Get it trending. We need to get this piece of shit cueball outta here.
no more abo talk theres too much bullshit.
If anyone asks. The couch blood is being taken care of. Not sure how it got there, and I am really, genuinely not interested in finding out.
going out tonight. don't expect me back to the base home or sober. #substances
(( Hey, I'm curious! How many of you HAVE or HAVE NOT read the intermission / remember the intermission that introduced leprechauns? (( Gimme a pity if you know The Felt or a mediate if you don't
did you know that there's direct messages? you can message people directly.
And after we dry-cleaned his suit for him. Tsk tsk.
Just saw Eggs use the word “miasma” correctly. Am I having a stroke?
お母さ一一一一ん。@BLACKESTQUASAR STOP LIKING AND PITYING MY CHITS. YOU ARE FUCKING UP. MY EVIL KEIKAKU. TO BECOME MOST HATED BITCH. ON THIS WEBSITE. AND ALSO. IN THE UNIVERSE. #KEIKAKUMEANSPLAN
We’d return the favor if you actually had a headquarters worth vandalism. What is it you all have now? A boathouse?
I'm afraid you won't be finishing that last errand, Droog.
I am back, for the moment. It appears as though my men are up to their usual japes. Well, not *my* men, but I am sure you get the picture. Regardless, welcome back to my presence.
Right then. Time for a cup. I don't wanna see any of your knuckleheads interrupting me for the next thirty minutes. Snowman is keeping an eye out so don't think you're off the hook.
Work has me beyond exhausted, is it too much to ask to finish one cup of coffee?
It wouldn't be a ride to work without some minor projectiles plinking off the sides of the armored vehicle. Also, the weather is positively balmy this end of the Human Kingdom this morning.
It is a dear shame that this latest lead on the whereabouts of a particularly cerulean ruffian had gone to waste. Perhaps it is time for our information broker to be replaced. Other than this family's rude awakening, how are your mornings? #nsfwv https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d59766162760.jpg
Disregard the previous post, my device seems to have had an error.
The number of immediate reactions to that post left the notification limit, and I cannot see all of the apparent volunteers. Stunning.
7he number of reacts to that is moderately concerning. #vagueposting
coffee and gin is usually my taste makes everything funny #substances
@heartsBoxcars#0971 Can you hit on people that *aren't* actively our enemies.
There is a thin cat wandering the streets around the base. I wonder if its owner cared enough to even look for it.
That was quite fun. I hope nobody needed that warehouse or anything inside.It wasn't especially well guarded.
PLEASE STOP POSTING CRIME POSTS ME AND THE BOYS CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH JUSTICE AT ONCE THANK YOU
i'm going to do the opposite of what i usually do and act like a law abiding citizen. i pay my taxes and bills. i buy items before leaving the shop. i drink to a moderate amount.
They would have been caught doing that.
god bless the rankmaid, am i right?
I suddenly need a really, really tall scotch.
EXCELLENT IDEA. YOU SHOULD ALL GO IN ONE PLACE. TOGETHER. SO YOU CAN BE EFFICIENTLY TARGETED. WITH AN AREA OF EFFECT ATTACK.
I see no reason to.
@blackestQuasar unfollow me.
I passed out. What did I miss. https://media1.tenor.com/m/M-5a1psxyDAAAAAd/angry-cat.gif
now listening to - none of your business. why the fuck would i tell the internet something so personal?? fucking idiots.
>([now listenin 2: busted was#ing mac#ine type beat]
feed is hopping yet again. fucking brilliant.
yes i have a feltsona! but it was a joke! johnfelt is ironic i swear to fucking gog
Disgusting.
J⟡J⟡--> I ⚓︎hink I kn⟡w ⚓︎⟡⟡ much ♡b⟡u⚓︎ him <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎
BREAKING NEWS! @bubbleBlower has been seen eating FOURTEENT baguettes in a SINGLE SITTING! Are they planning to hibernate and then kill us all?! Stay tunned
A shame he's dead. He owed me money.
Rest in peace, Itchy. #ripitchy
yØu are nØt annØying enØugh.
Too much green for my tastes. https://files.catbox.moe/3k35ix.jpg
I regret to inform you that I enjoy breathing and being alive for now, so I'm not gonna do that.
You're still not welcome here, but I can still endorse this.
I think you really pulled it off, Diamonds.
i'm so sorry mods yet again.
I'd shame you all for bringing back a certain tag, but some of you would be into that, wouldn't you? #nsfw
The fact she's taking so long to think of a question is making me nervous.
omgg im so TIRED *le yawn*
the implication that you fucked snow has made me consider you as an intimate partner. it's called a fucking phrase, droog. open a damn book. #nsfw
He whines of my vagueposting, then does exactly that four times over.
being a prude is back in fashion it seems. though i do have to agree it gets to a point. not *everything* needs to be public. #vagueposting #nsfw
There is a mysterious stain on the carpet this morning.
things that are terrible tØ clean up. lemØn curd in carpet. ash in carpet.
I will be stepping away from the platform for a short while. There are a few matters within the Manor that require my attention. They won’t resolve themselves, and I would prefer not to leave them unattended any longer than necessary. I expect to return shortly. In the meantime, I will extend a small courtesy. If there are questions you’ve been holding onto, you may leave them here. I will review them upon my return and respond where appropriate. I cannot promise you will receive the answers you expect. Only that you will receive something. Do make them worth asking. https://imgchest.com/p/5xy2xpbrz4l
#teatime man, that was great. i kinda wish there was more actual tea involved but i got to meet a lot of cool people! especially @archive4ddict ! :D
When he's easily flustered <3< #teatime
fucking hate parties.
i may just go to this gathering so i don't gotta sort this boathouse out.
Why's he gotta do all the reactions.
I'M GONNA TRY SOMETHING OKAY?
don't start this shit again i thought you were better than this.
I think being based in a troll session has done something to my alts
you're all sheep. i am the big bad wolf. i will huff and puff but i won't knock any hives down i have a chronic smoking problem.
apparently slept with someone but i don't remember because i was drunk
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It nearly surprised me as well. But luckily, I am unable to be surprised.
of course you all just do the opposite of whatever i say.
rankmaid is posting good lately.
There's a pool of blood in the Sage Green sitting room. I don't know where it's coming from. It's spreading. #FeltManorPsa
i could go for a smoke right about now.
HE’S JERKNING IT. SLICK JERNKES ON THE TOILET PROVEN #NSFW
gonna hafta find a way to handle bidness in more timelines to take ova da company in tha otter timelines at dis rate
here evidence https://file.garden/achecwa0vhdp6du4/screenshot_20260328-123130.png #cancelcrocker
i didn't mean to post that i was making a joke.
deleting a chit how do i delete a chit.
delete chit. how can i delete a chit.
how to delete chit.
@gutsygumshoe eats carapacians and thinks they're nothing more than fancy lobsters #cancelcrocker
I KEEP TELLIN YA YOU GOTTA CUT DOWN ON THE CAVIAR AND CABERNET!!
some presumably human fucking put a nannerpeel in front of my feet while i was WALKING. and TEXTING.
B'makin' more accounts.
You're not cancelled for correctly assigning me as Biological Sex George
boys we have run out of shaving cream
ISNT PAINT THINNER SUPPOSED TO REMOVE COLOR
HOW DID IT STAIN MY COAT MY COAT IS ALREADY WHITE
THE STORE IS OUT OF PAINT GUNS SOMEONE JUST BOUGHT THEIR ENTIRE STOCK
Sweet fucking Skaia. I don't envy what the Sevens will be dealing with.
I'm going 7o kill somebody.
first of all we arent even romantically involved. second of all it was a dramatised tantrum.
droog got out of his tantrum to finally talk to me. emotional maturity does wonders.
WELL WELL WELL. ANOTHER DUMB BITCH, RUNNING HER MOUTH AS USUAL. AS IF ANY THING YOU HAVE TO SAY, MATTERS IN ANY WAY AT ALL. PATHETIC.
s sometimes i w wonder a about what it w wouldve b been like to be n normal.
Would prefer you didn't maim or kill eachother. I'll fix you, but I'm not happy about it. Wouldn't want me to run out of cotton during a raid, would you?
Do you think we can finally put Itchy down while he's like this?
HOLYSHITHOWDOYOUGUYSFUNCTIONWHILERIDINGTHEPUFFDRAGONICANTEVENSEESTRAIGHTLETALONEOMSJKDLFJSLKHFK:sjdklf
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On bed rest. Bad intel is a killer, usually. But the lucky schmuck lives to bleed on the suits.
i 7hinnk i had 7oo much 7o drink some of 7hese pos7s jus7 look like random symbols and nonsense #substances
dui races beginning. get the fuck over here i have smoke for you motherfuckers to catch.
what the fuck is specific posting?
was he really always that pitifUl? he always seemed so mUch more genUinely aggravating. perhaps i was jUst an especially sensitive child.
HOO HOO HOO. BEHOLD, WHORES. ANOTHER POST. ANOTHER BANGER. ANOTHER MASTER PIECE! THIS TIME, TITLED : A LORD AND HIS BITCH. TO CELEBRATE THE EXPONENTIAL GROWTH OF MY POSSE. ONCE AGAIN. INCREDIBLE ART. AMAZING EFFECTS. BAD ASS MUSCLES. HOT BITCHES. AND ME, IN THE CENTER OF IT ALL. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT. NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT. THIS IS ART AT ITS PEAK. #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS #DEADSISTER #SISTERKILLER #KILLER #FUCKINGBADASS #BADASS #AMAZINGINCREDIBLEART #KICKASSART #MANGA #MANGAART #ANIMEART #MUSCLES #MASCULINITY #BLOOD #DEATH #LORDENGLISH #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS #NSFW #BITCHES HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/6B62555FC11B.PNG
ALRIGH7 WHICH ONE OF YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS DID I7. #FELTMANORPSA
Okay. I'm okay now.
If anyone needs me I'm gonna be in 7he backyard.
whoever fucking requested that i will find you. especially now given the time period we are in.
all diamonds droogs s7ay 7he fuck away from me
i need 7o lay down
I. WHA7. WHA7. WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.WHA7.
THINKING OF GOING TO THE TORTURE LABYRINTH MYSELF TODAY! JUST TO SEE WHAT IT'S LIKE!! WE KEEP DROPPING THE KIDS OFF THERE, I SHOULD KNOW WHAT THEY'RE UP AGAINST!!
-------------------------- i Will get back With yoU Within foUr to fiVe bUsiness hoUrs.
see shit like that is tough as fuck im adding that to my mob saying rolodex
don't you have someone to apologise to?
I have acquired the deed to our base, after whatever went on with the facsimile we are agreeing to call a DD.
droog don't make me put you on blast on the timeline.
This seems like a convenient time to mention that I am the legal owner of Felt Manor. It simplifies matters of inheritance.
you're homestuck. pipe down.
got that tick baby. i'm better than you all.
mods ignored my verification request they hate my ass.
finally i can rechit shit easier.
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stop calling me a dilf in my dms. freaks.
i got called a "dilf". what the fuck???
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hhh... alright... this next fic is my first time writing some of these cultural and species specific intricacies but i hope i can provide a respectful and rank chapter!
the search function is working for the right people it seems... #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/07e72fa3c433.png
Oh no.
Now 7here's 7WO of 7hem.
Really hating this sudden interest in leprechauns, actually.
in honor of my new bestie. meow.
Nobody expect me to do ANY WORK for the foreseeable future. I'm going to have a GUEST and I am NOT going to be participating in any shootouts, firefighting, or elsewise.
I don't even know what a pogchamp is but it sounds demeaning.
i'm having a look. kinda slow four my taste, but classy.
i love gambling and i think private property is awesome
Me being incredibly hardboiled and consoling hysterical dames, all in a day's work https://files.catbox.moe/satwr0.png
Feelin awful hardboiled right now. Any hysterical dames in need of assistance?
don't worry guys. i didn't choke. all is right again. except for my fifty dollars. i still need those.
duuude someone took one of my pages what the fuck
i may be a bleeding heart but nobody can contest me on my eating prowess. phillycheese, fries, a whole drink AND I'm gonna get an iceycream too. as a wise woman once said, "Call me Lady Tiger but I never eat my young".
Do not look at m'last post fer it is a mistake nonbefitting a member o'the more royal courts.
Debating.
hey, if condy gets a special tag can i get a verification??
drats. i’m sorry you have such poor luck!
hes big an bad unti hes on his knees beggin 4 u ;P #nsfw
i think i should be the next president.
Ah shit, the dame's here.
A virtual reality chatroom.
Of all the nights to have insomnia. Die hasn't stopped crying for god knows how long.
hoonk honk hOonk hoooOnk hOoOOnk hoooonk hooOnk hOOnk hoOnk hOonk hooonk hooonk hOOOnk hOOnk honk hOnk hoonk hOOnk honk hooonk hooOnk hOonk hooOonk hoOnk hoonk hoOonk hOnk hoooonk honk hOoOOnk hOoOonk hoOnk hOonk hOOonk honk hOnk hoOOonk hoOonk honk hOOonk hOonk hoOnk hOonk hOnk hOooonk hooOnk hOnk hoOOnk honk HOoonk hOOOnk hOonk hOnk honkhOonk hooonk hooOonk hoOOnk
I want to see the conclusions that you all are jumping to.
Ah. Shoulda expected Snowman to turn up here eventually.
some of you piss me off, have some decorum on main.
You all take things so seriously, are we not here for some fun, hm.
My home timeline exists only as a ruin. My chance of true death has come and gone. I drift the timelines, searching for something, anything, to keep myself from truly going insane. It just so happens that one of those things is telling strangers exactly how I prefer to be treated in bed. Their squirming only makes it more entertaining. #nsfw
What the fuck? What the fuck! I'm going to bed, I didn't need to see that.
whαt thε fυck. sΩmε fυckιng αsshΩlε brΩkε thε cΩffεε mαchιnε.
fuck caffeine normalize cocaine for breakfast #substance
"who up?" my kismesis is a bum and won't talk to me. #nsfw
mods are asleep. post polycrew truth content right now im kissing all three of those fuckers square on the mouth and theres nothing you can do about it
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2ea933d10e4c.png #myfriends #nesbenlovestheseguys #doyouthinktheyllacceptapalethrouple
nesben lives a cursed and hellish existence
nesben has a confession. nesbens last name is not offale. it is vantas. nesben wont be changing shit but it should be known nesben is a paradox genetic descendant of the signless and has been cursed to never die by the powers that be because of nesbens eventual hubris
nesben eill use nesbens place of privledge to shill for nesbens two best friends
:33< i think theyre all stupid actmewally furom the seven hat to the midnight crew all of em dipshits :33< and i wouldnt have it anya othpurr way
nesben would never do this. you are nesbens best friend diamonds droog. we will stay together at 8 and 9
so nesben found out how to game the system but nesben will no longer use this for crime and will stay at number nine
can nesben be elected mayor of chittr please
Surrounded by idiots.
Actually, had a dream some British kid beat the shit outta me.
LOOKING BACK. IT IS INEVITABLE. THAT PAST ME WOULD FALL FOR A GAY GUY. WE WERE RAISED BY 14 GAY GUYS. AND A CURSED ORB. THINKING BACK. NOT SURE IF I KNEW. THERE WAS ANY OTHER KIND OF GUY. UNTIL THAT ONE TIME. I WALKED IN ON KURLOZ. #SOHAPPYFORYOUBUDDY #NOTMADABOUTYOURUNDYINGLOVE #NOTJEALOUS #NOTBITTER
i'd block you if you weren't the only one here with a semblance of a braincell to go with you.
nesben hasnt eaten enough dirt today and got dizzy when nesben stood up. fuck nesbens chud life
thin ice, diamonds. very thin.
OH OKAY I SEE HOW THIS WORKS. NO, I GET IT. I FUCKING *LOVE* HAVING MY POSTS "PITIED"! PLEASE, WHATEVER YOU DO, "PITY" MY POSTS, AS IT BRINGS ME UNFATHOMABLE JOY! I AM LITERALLY ON MY HANDS AND KNEES, *BEGGING* YOU TO "PITY" MY POSTS
Snow's lucky she ain't here for this shitshow.
nesben fumbled a bad bitch. nesben is going to choose to have a drinking problem. nesben will drink pond water until nesben feels better #substances
everynesben always asks nesben who is nesben never how is nesben
i dunno... where is the ice cream?
What the fuck is yaoi
Just broke a nail. #dollshit
fuck yØu fuck tØu fuck yØu https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled1_20260324101706.png
Keeping myself humble by reminding myself that no matter how smart I think I am, it's still not smart enough to get off €hittr.
This goddamn hospital room is going to drive me insane. Why couldn't the night have just been nice?
Great. All I had to do was mention Die and here he fucking is.
I don't like how sharing my thoughts on this damn website comes so easily.
Maybe this is a sign I should take a day off.
im never getting that fucking dr pepper
https://ibb.co/ZzBm7dXh What the fuck. I just woke up. What?
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Shit be like three in the morning (the song) YEAH!!
troll google show me this guys shame globes
Sometimes I feel like I'm the only (non-managerial) person in this stupid house with any brains. I regret wishing people I recognize would get on this site
You don’t need lies with luck like mine, Droog. But you wouldn’t understand.
Oh. So everyone's connected and mingling. Why are trolls eating the musical goddamn instrument brownies what is wrong with you all?
somebody stop my hearts stars clovers ass from being wistful
Y'know what? Fine. I'll join this website. Won't promise I'll enjoy it. Frankly, got better things to do. But boss' orders and all that.
The woeful and romantic downfall that is hair damage.
this is me wwhen scumbags on the internet spread false rumors and LIBEL about me (future orphaner of alternia btww) https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GyOvGqiXEAA8qsI.jpg
HOT BABES IN MANGA.
HOT ANIME BABES.
ANIME BABES.
ONLY WITH MORE GREEN BASTARDS.
I am once again reminded of how much I loathe interfacing with multiple timelines.
nesben really liked this one
Sing it sister!!
Theres Only So Much One Woman Can Take
delivery apps are getting, too expensive does, anyone have, any tips for good places to mug people for takeout, and booze,
call me a prophet but i have a feeling this whole empire thing is going to be a recurring bit that's gonna happen either every few hours or every few months
he does have a recognizable face. super distinctive. tons of details.
I just have to hope I'm not recognized. YOU have the much more recognizable face
omg derse guy....
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