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Former royal dignitary. Former Diamonds Droog. Currently exploring possibilities. Derse by cloning, current haunt in question.

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Normal vandalism isn't enough anymore. I need to bomb a pipeline.

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>([unc gettin woke performin terrorism against t#e state]

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I appreciate the support. Never say this combination of words to me again.

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>([unc gettin woke performin terrorism against big oil]

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That was not the part of the comment I took issue with.

What d♥︎ y♥︎u deem as “n♥︎rmal” vandalism?

Broken windows. Graffiti. House Fire.

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Oh yah that is n♥︎rmal vandalism huh… I’ve heard that putting the human instant mashed p♥︎tat♥︎es in s♥︎me♥︎ne’s lawn beef♥︎re it rains is an interesting and un♥︎rth♥︎d♥︎x meth♥︎d ♥︎f vandalism

Not what I would typically do. But if you find satisfaction in it, then go ahead.

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I’ve heard that if silbee string gets wet, it turns hard as c♥︎ncrete :)

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I got my question answered.

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what does this mean.

It's a vague post. It's vague.

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oh its ♯doublevague you didnt even ♯tag it you ♯geniussonofabastardbitch

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A vague post doesn't need a tag. It's already vague. It's a floor that's made of floor.

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People are too unreliable. Going to go for a more consistent method. There's bound to be a defenestrated plane around somewhere.

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For no reason, and asking for an acquaintance, does anybody have any sort of time-travelling ability. Striders and Green Men DNI. For different reasons.

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How often has using it resulted in convoluted and dissatisfying results.

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maybe half!

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Not a great number. Thank you for your input.

i mean ive gotten better at it!

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MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE MORE SPECIFIC. THEN YOU WOULDN'T BE STUCK WITH MORONS IN YOUR MENTIONS.

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There's no amount of specificity that would keep all of them out. For example.

YOUR LOSS. DIPSHIT.

What. Were you actually offering. I doubt that.

NAH. JUST WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK YOU WERE ATTEMPTING. IT SEEMS DUBIOUS AT BEST.

You're right about that. Details don't belong on this site's public front.

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I like my pizza as a joint front and money laundering operation, for the record.

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hell yeah. if mew're efurrr hiring a 'dishwasher' let me know I know how to keep my head down and my hands clean mew~ 💖✨

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I'll keep your contacts on my files.

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Back to looking into certain matters.

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Calling me a pervert on the damn pervert website. I cannot believe it. #nsfw

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There aren't even any pickles in that issue. This is a severe injustice. #nsfw ?

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pickles? nsfw? diamonds what the fuck are you talking about

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@spadesSlick[SS]

The enemy has my papers.

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like... your passport?

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My Gray Ladies, Slick.

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#MyGrayLadies

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pervert

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And.

needed to meet the insult quota

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I'm learning that the habits of a guest registry have drastically changed from what I am used to. Some of these comments are... questionable.

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I suppose I should have warned you.

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@woeGothic[WG]

Between you and our most famous rust-blooded poster, I'm learning quite a few new terms.

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Time for another attempt at finding somewhere that carries current issues of the Gray. #nsfw ?

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Would you perhaps want copies of my subscriptions? I archive them for historical purposes, online.

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@woeGothic[WG]

Archival is an admirable hobby. Certainly, if I can't get a new issue in my hands, I may take some comfort in looking to the past.

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You may find it at the following website. ((NOT A REAL WEBSITE)) www.byanyothername.com/ I only require that you digitally sign the guest registry. No terms of service applied, merely, a collection of likewise culturally appreciative minds.

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Are you all normal yet.

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D --> Of course

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@spadesSlick[SS]

How. I would offer help, but I do not think it is wise for me to be in there.

Thank you. This answers a lot.

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i just got in to take a leak and some fuck face blocked the door with something from the other side

...Seeing that rather large block of "meow"s up above, it would seem it was a Very small reprieve.

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Window. Kicking the door really hard. Blowing up a wall.

Some things are fleeting and all the more valuable for their scarcity.

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right! you are the intelligent one for a reason. i'm making a barbasol bomb

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It's a dresser, it's not even that heavy, he's just being a wimp.

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I'm not surprised. At least you used an actual reinforced door for me.

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The papers here aren't as good as I am used to.

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They make yöü earn the qüality cardstöck!

It's less the textile and more the contents that is disappointing me.

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My preferences for posters at this current moment. 1. Horny Posters (non-Juju) 2. Normal People. 3. Horny Posters (Juju) 8274. Eggs. #nsfw #substances

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and I'm at #4, right?

73 at most.

You know what? I'll take it.

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Despite myself, and my attempts to set reasonable expectations, I'm still disappointed in you all.

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Well, that's rude.

Look at this feed and tell me I am wrong.

>+. HOT .+<

Well, yes, for everyone else. But if I am included in this "all", I'd rather not be.

Let me look up the reaction I'm meant to use here. "???"

It's an opt-out system. So yes, you're fine.

Wonderful, then.

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Diamonds Droog.

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💫 mabel pines!

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Maybe not having any candy supplies, juju or otherwise, is the sound thing to do right now.

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I'm out of Swedish Fish.

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Other me, it isn't normal that the ground on slicks grave just kinda vibrates, right? I think I might be going insane

What. Obviously not. Dig him up.

I will not dig the grave.

Then what are we doing here. We meaning you.

Im just here, you know in my bosses grave, hanging.

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The man does protest.

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So what does that make the main demographics now. Alternians, Humans, Constructs, Robots, and Alternian Robots.

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Men.

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They tried to take down the website to keep me from posting this.

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