Ms. Diamonds Droog.
@draconianDignitary
Former royal dignitary. The Diamonds Suit. Dastardly Dame. Aradia Megido's Mother. Derse by cloning, Midnight City by choice. She/Her unless it's funnier.
I need to kill something. #violence
You were always a fool for the ladies. How should this be any different?
One can be a fool while also understanding basic cause and effect, Ma'am.
At least one fourth of your outfit finally understands that.
Yes, yes. If you left it all to Slick, well. We both know how that would go. I need a cigarette. #substance
Diamonds Droog.
Everybody in my home is on their damn phone.
Is there any part of my post that indicated I was an exception. I said everybody.
Diamonds Droog.
Diamonds Droog Beam.
Diamonds Droog.
The only good post today. Diamonds Droog.
Diamonds Droog.
droog diamonds droog *cue noir jazz saxophone or something*
Lots of people in proximity of my posts with those English badges, implying service. And yet I don't think a single one of them appears capable of finding their way out of a wet paper bag.
listen as long as that bag isnt timeshat or whatever these juju things are i can handle it dont you worry maam i promise at least SOME of us got this hehehe
You're just about the only notable exception, Serpaz. Do consider a change in employer some time.
awww thanks hehehe and i get that the felt doesnt have the greaaaaatest rep but i met a lot of really good and really awesome people through this!!! plus i joined the felt for a reason and until i can say that reason is fulfilled im not goin anywhere ive left a lot of projects and crafts unfinished and will probs leave a bunch more i refuse to let this be one of them plus i doubt boss scratch or big boss caliborn or kurly for that matter bout to let me go now (|:P
You could leave if you wished. They're a bunch of incompetents, I am certain. But I admire your commitment to your goals. Whatever they are. When you are through with them and free of this trouble, come visit my establishment some time.
Next person who cannot use their eyes gets shot.
Fuck. Realizing my mistake. Deepest apologies. If it is any consolation this WILL haunt me to my grave
..i know what this is about but it's in my nature to be a little silly, so, Does this include blinking?
Sure. Yes. It includes blinking. That's just in your case. Casey.
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Such riveting emotion in this particular post, Droog. You can practically cut through the empathetic density.
Leave him be.
what did i fucking do.
Are you addicted to reopening wounds. What's the appeal.
appeal. you don't know anything about me then. good to fucking know.
My tits look better with each passing day. You're still not seeing them. #nsfw
Would any of you have a remote chance of behaving yourselves at an establishment.
I appreciate the honesty. You are allowed some amount of leeway others aren't.
Men, Women, and Others. Send Chitt.
i think you have to send your own chits, miss droog.
And cannot forget Diamonds Droog.
It's a stylistic choice, Miss Harley. A joke. A "goof". Thank you regardless.
This is the only good day we have. #megidomonday
thank y0u f0r supp0rting me, m0ther. 0u0
I will never like any of you the way I like Aradia and Aradia and Aradia and Aradia and Aradia.
I WILL NEVER LIKE YOU THE WAY I LIKE DIAMONDS DROOG.
Diamonds Droog.
Hello, Aradia. I hope you and your alternates are having fun.
Diamonds Droog.