Diamonds Droog.
@draconianDignitary
Former royal dignitary. The Diamonds Suit. Dastardly Dame. Derse by cloning, current haunt in question. She/Her unless I feel like He/Him.
Handle (Optional) None Given. State your business. Diamonds Droog? Diamonds Droog. https://forms.gle/yi7q9KhxkAinYrhw9
Handle (Optional) None Given. State your business. If you were a troll, what color do you think your blood would be? How would I know something like that. Is that not a genetics dictated trait. I have no ancestors, my genetics are programmed. Rust has the individuals who have my favor the most. So that. Or violet, if my position within initial Derse social structure is the deciding factor. https://forms.gle/VykeXZZFSE6UHUCCA
These two have short answers, so for the sake of neatness, I'll combine them. Handle (Optional) None Given. State your business. What is your favorite sweet treat? Swedish Fish. Handle (Optional) @awakefromAcheron State your business. if you had time powers, what would you do with them? I hate time travel. If I had it, though. I'd go back and track down my boss. https://forms.gle/NEmX1oVtsmM8w6VHA
i would offer but i dont know if that would be a simple feat
Handle (Optional) None given. State your business. How is your night going? ^ ^ Don't use those eyes at me. It's adequate. Slow enough for me to bother paying attention to this website instead of posting my usual and logging off. The business has been quiet on many fronts. Could be concerning given time. https://forms.gle/1Nc6gRkQ4Fw39kfU6
Due to a lack of business to take care of, I'm opening it up again. If you repeat a question, you won't get answered. And I will remember. https://forms.gle/2rstTbtDggusvCJe6
Diamonds Droog.
I was going to log on and do my usual but I see that my favorite person managed that a few hours ago. Good.
You know I wouldn't try to seduce you, Droog. I like you, but not that way.
I would comment some disdain-ridden thing about what's happening on this dash too much but there's too much to keep concise. I'll make an attempt, though: log off. All of you.
Diamonds Droog.
Best post of the day. Diamonds Droog.
Sinister Scoundrel
Handle (Optional) take a guess State your business. hiiii. i think last time you were in my car you left a watch in it? i think this is yours. it looks like it belongs to you. Anyways. Do you want it back or can i put it in my sylladex and forget about it? Whatever version of myself you're confusing me for, if they were so careless as to leave a valuable behind in a space that isn't their own, then they deserve to deal with the consequences. It's yours. https://forms.gle/keKBXobXZnytqZeH7
Handle (Optional) Daquavious Bingleschnort III (This is not a handle.) State your business. am i glad that he's frozen in there and that we're out here, and that he's the sheriff and that we're frozen out here, and that we're in there and, i just remembered, we're out here. what i wanna know is, where's the caveman? When I get you. Whoever this is. https://forms.gle/sMfB5gnUCnj4dqox7
Handle (Optional) None provided. State your business. If you were in a zombie apocalypse and you had to pick one person to stand by your side and fight the undead, who are you picking? Slick would be the best fighter, but he would also be prone to something off the cuff and dangerous that ruins our chances. Somebody reliable, then. Seven. Or the Inspector. https://forms.gle/HaX8uWF97P4Piahs9
Handle (Optional) None provided. State your business. Do you vear vigs? I don't know what to say to this. I barely know what this is. https://forms.gle/LDcSz77SjvNBRi4r8
Handle (Optional) @canyouKeepit State your business. What made you start saying “Diamonds Droog” as a post? It was the lowest effort post I could make that amused me. The various reactions amused me further. Especially the negative ones. I keep it up now, as tradition. It's precisely the level of post that a website such as this deserves. https://forms.gle/bTycc3uAgSH9KkcS6
Handle (Optional) @ambivalentGangsta State your business. Hey! Never thought you’d do one of these but that’s cool. Uh so I was wondering when did you know you were a woman? Like what made it all click—if you’re comfortable talkin about it. I won't be going into all the details. It's a personal matter. But in brief. I was in a period of. Significant change, in my life and environment. Given that circumstance, and a specific opportunity handed to me, I took the chance to experiment with some fashions I had previously only dabbled with. I found they fit. I did not wish to part from them. So I didn't. That is that. https://forms.gle/pRRXPVKffKbX2tzc9
Hey that’s pretty similar but to how I found out that I’m nonbinary. Just played around with some fashion and felt…idk, right. That’s awesome, though, happy for ya!
Handle (Optional) None provided. State your business. Picture this scene. Its the dead of night and the only light in the sky is the moon. Its snowing, your enemy is bleeding out at your feet and it won't be long before they're done and buried in the cold. Its time for a stone cold one liner before you leave. What are you saying? Something of my own making, obviously. I am not this "Stone Cold" person, and I don't see why I would be imitating any of their known quips. https://forms.gle/o3yNiLa9TN17yMi57
stone cold isnt a person, it mean's that youre a cold (emotionally) calculated guy with a cool demeanor
My Goregle searches are definitely showing results for this "Stone Cold" invidual.
thats cause whoever designed goregle is a moron. heres my own search: https://file.garden/XAsN_1TsSgUyUt-R/Chittr/KD/Screenshot%202026-07-06%20233539.png
Well. With this definition. And the question in mind. The climate would guarantee that any one-liner would be stone cold. So the answer still doesn't matter.
cold in this context mean's lacking emotion. has nothing to do with climate or temperature
Handle (Optional) None given, in this case. State your business. Hoping you have a lovely day, darling Dastardly Dame. Have you read anything good lately? I'll allow you your anonymity, even if it's quite obvious who this is. I've taken a brief foray into Alternian literature, thanks to a collector I recently encountered in the City. The title is worn away, but the text within remains. A ridiculously convoluted, coincidence-ridden slog of pitch mediation between two vassals in a incoherently described court. It's alright. https://forms.gle/NYXT8EqxKFtW73QEA
Handle (Optional) @karmaDagger State your business. big fan of midnight crew. youre my favourite out of the 4 of the crew, chill and stone-cold. know's how to get a job done. dawgs gotta respect that This is not a question. https://forms.gle/Xfhozr19jYcAMHwd7
Handle (Optional) @tantalizingGonads State your business. as someone with a very thorough lack of knowledge on ur species. do u have any sexual inclinations? what r ur preferences if so. question can also apply for romantic interest if you'd rather answer that A very direct first question that isn't just repeating my name. But a simple enough question. My Session has Alternian origins, and we were coded to follow along with the quadrant romantic system that originates from there. I find it useful, if taking some liberties with the idea of any one corner being exclusive. I have "inclinations". They're not your business unless you're in one of my corners. #suggestive https://forms.gle/TAZv4K8EUEpr9Gw6A
thx diamonds droog. honestly rlly rlly interesting response. i feel enlightened by these words of urs. thank ya for ur honesty and im wishin u well o7
oh pfft im just like that :3 sorry if it comes off as a bit much! a strong first impression is very important i say
I would ask you not to make me regret this. But my expectations for this place are well aligned. https://forms.gle/KhZaSyLbmbYsMNbC8
I'm not doing a dedicated post for the first two responses. You know what they say.