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I think I'm picking up bits and pieces as I go along.. Sso.. You're all.. Trolls? Like little ghouls? Violent little.. Critters.

Ugh for the last time we are playing 8th Edition FLARP. I DO NOT CARE WHAT WARLOCKS OF THE 8AY PRODUCES!!!!!!!! They shouldn't dict8 the rules 8ecause they suck.
intro post B) ----- wazzup im cyan strider the youngest AND coolest of them not a boy, or a girl, so u can refer 2 me as wtv u want idc i like raves and allat kewl stuff i also make music sometimes thats pretty much it https://i.ibb.co/0pLpQg5J/82-sin-t-tulo-20260509171021.jpg ^ this is me (ik, im cool and rlly hot, but no need to fangirl over me ok)

(¯▿¯) Fellow trolls, can you give me Alternian advice? I am not from here, so everything is new. ( ˙▿˙ ) I think someone tried to give me a dagger to me. Is that a friendly thing? (⭑•͈ 𓎟 •͈ ) I feel special if so!!

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asemling a venturing party to explore the deeper caverns of the planet. i will solve this.

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Pfffffffft. 8ag of Holding? Hardly! It's more like the instant fortress if anything! I can't exactly put more things IN the 8ottle, and it results in the giant construct!

Currently, I have tons of dou8loons and a skyship in a 8ottle that on contact with clouds turns into a full scale skyship.
i llikee to hhearr aaboutt. ppeopless hhobbiess. tthankk you

Hell yeah!! That’s so cute!

I think in general the blue guys are just hella strong

aw shit i almost forgot abt 2days #wizardposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ea75652924be.jpg

I think it would b3 larg3ly d3p3nd3nt on th3ir blood, y3ah.
Please check out my tag, #lairsandlusii, for my upcoming TTRPG Game and how to participate. I will be making a consolidated pinned post when available.

DIRECT EXAMINATION TESTIMONY! yes. playing troll magic: the gathering beats a sunbeam any day of the week
ooc: // I think some of you get so much into writing hemoism and forget that it objectively reflects real-life racism and classism. The argument that "well, it's just classism" is an ignorant statement when that is also built on racism. Also, turning a blind eye to the blackness of the fuchsia caste and purple caste while you're white and having your character use language that has been used against actual POC is crazy. Also, stop with the "all purplebloods have big bulges."
ooc: // the rant part 2: Reminder, racism isn't cool to include in your story if you fail to dismantle the legs it stands on. You can't pull the "WHAT IF THE ROLES WERE REVERSED" card either because it doesn't dismantle the argument; you're often just reinforcing racial stereotypes. I'm tired of getting on any website and then someone's character posts "GENOCIDE ALL X CASTE" with massive hurrahs. Then every person playing a character who's black-coded has to stand there uncomfortably. Aiming for actual equal rights is complex, and it's massively insulting to see people write characters who are supposed to be progressive and nuanced on these topics get turned into "HAHA we should kill an entire caste of people based on an aspect they can't change because they're an oppressor in this fictional story written by a white person." I can't even have trizza have a nuanced conversation about hemoism and classism, without someone immediately just strawman arguing with her. Like I PROMISE you that if she wants to talk about sexism against women on Alternian, people would just genuinely, with their lack of media literacy skills, just "ERHM BUT CONDY IS AN EMPRESS AND A WOMAN." I have many strong feelings about these topics.

Trollbama. I have been told there is a human counterpart that is not alien.
Wait, are you asking if humans are real or if trolls are real? Because the answer is nobody is pretending to be an alien from what I can tell. For context, I am a human trapped on Alternia (it's awful here, help) and yeah no they are not roleplaying unfortunately!!°❀.࿔
thank you dear mage!! i will do everything in my power to save this cat
i miss my girlfriend.. i havent seen her in a whole 5 minutes!! thats way too long!



