john egbert
@ectoBiolojest
hello! i am doing my best. my private messages are always open if you want to talk to me. nsfw is ok.
wow... cute puppy troll.
VvvvvvvvvvvV ૮×ﻌoა 💬 than⚔︎ lmfao youre pretty cute yourself hornle'ss ^^^^^^^^^^
from @ursaMajor: "I've missed you! What have you been up to?" hi bronya! mostly just taking some time for my mental health. i'm ok now. #mail. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
oh! yeah, i'd love to! i can zap you over to my place whenever you like.
After I rest we can talk about this more! But, I am genuinely excited to see you again!
Hehe!! Golly.. Last time we saw each other.. It was... Something.
mmmmmm. greasy as fuck pizza...
1 WOULD SH4R3 BUT MY 3GB3RT 4LR34DY TOOK TH3 L4ST SL1C3. TH3 B1TCH.
from @gallowsCalibrator#1167: "1M N3W H3R3 WH4TS YOUR QU4DR4NTS S1TU4T1ON. JUST CUR1OUS." hi terezi!! my quadrants are all basically open. i am polyamorous so i am comfortable dating more than one person in the same quadrant either way! i also took a break from chittr for a few months so anyone i would have been talking to at the time has probably moved on haha. #mail. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
1LL H4V3 YOU KNOW 1M 4LR34DY QU1T3 H4PP1LY SPOK3N FOR. 1M JUST 3XPR3SS1NG 4N 1NT3R3ST 1N 4 V4LU3D FR13NDS L1F3 S1TU4T1ON.
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from 'its me jade!!': "hi john!! i love you!! :D" aww, hi jade!! i love you too! #mail. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
mail time? haven't gotten any new asks yet, i am happy to answer anything and everything. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
night time ask box push. i would be happy to answer any and all mail i get tonight, hehe. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
you, too, can make me blush randomly in the middle of the damn day if you send something fun to my ask box. i answer EVERY piece of mail i get. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
from anonymous: "Is your dad seeing anyone?" well, my dad from my universe is dead so probably not. but i'm sure other versions of my dad on chittr are or are not seeing all kinds of people. you'd have to ask him. #mail. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
from @daquaviousBingleschnort: "the sky" this is because the question field in the ask box is "what's up" haha. very funny. #mail. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
from anonymous: "you mentioned youre single, buuuut you got your eye on anybody~?" hehe. maayyyybe a few people! i wonder if you're one of them... #mail. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
good morning. i'm back... and so is my ask box! https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
i've gotta sleep for now. if i get any more mail i will answer it right away when i'm around again, probably tomorrow. thank you for sending me mail, it means a lot.
from @gadaboutTrickster: "lemme give you a real ask: name your ideal date night! " that's tough. honestly, probably something really cozy and intimate? like, staying in watching movies together, order some junk food, laze around and enjoy each other's company up close. staying warm together under a blanket with some hot cocoa, you know? #mail. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
still thinking about the anonymous mail sender who said they want to low key kiss. who...
Me! Just kidding but I do.
from anonymous: "wanna kiss lowkey " maybe...! you can shoot me a private message if you want to. #mail. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
from @glamorousDivine: "HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO ONE OF MY SHOWS? IF NOT, YANDERE OR TSUNDERE?" holy shit, mettaton??? i haven't seen one in person, but i'd like to. and i am a sucker for yandere archetypes. and girl failures. #mail. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
...♡ HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO GET A FREE TICKET TO ONE OF MY SHOWS?~
from @tiredSublime: "Yaoi or yuri" why not both? ...i know you probably want me to pick one though. yaoi, because i know rankmaid would like that if she were around. #mail. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
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from @mamaLalonde: "so tell me whats goin on in your universe r you datin anybody do u have any kids do u work hows your dad" my universe is sort of basic. finished the game, living on earth c in peace. things are pretty uneventful here, i am not dating anyone in my universe and i don't have any kids, and my dad is gone like in most other universes like mine. i keep myself busy as best i can, and since chittr became a thing i've been doing a fair bit of dimension hopping to visit other people in their universes! it's nice. #mail. https://forms.gle/LCT7QeaDuNs1GaeW6
WE CAN HOP DIMENSIONS??? i gotta get somebody to show me how cuz i would LOOOOVOE to visit u n my other alt-kids!!!
sometimes! a handful of johns and junes etc. can universe hop because of their retcon powers, other times chittr just facilitates it through whatever paradox powers that be (usually for site wide meetups).