♣ mediated by @ectoBiolojest
https://open.spotify.com/track/1QFh8OH1e78dGd3VyJZCAC?si=1dab617dd080467d #automated #nowlistening
le ic dms for fun ic context!! posted with permission from @amorousChanteuse <3 )) #ooc #suggestive #nsfw and yes i use light mode . )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c967fb7e792b.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/241ca9bcafae.png
it purrs whenb he’s around fr fr #vaguepost #suggestive #nsfw #substance
is there a way to use the bathroom without waking up someone who's sleeping on your arm? i'm asking for someone else. #question #qna #q&a #help
An official statement on my rendezvous with @aeneasCaldarium. He joined me at the Crocker estate for supper, and we had a long, civil adult discussion on the subjects he erroneously ascribed to MY person in his sloppy pursuit of my alternates. I took great care to wipe that slate clean and to reeducate him (VERBALLY) on the state of my interests and endeavors. He was... more than receptive to my revisions. :| Then he left! I wholeheartedly accept the apology and corrected statement that followed. And that is all she wrote, buster!
I am happy to announce my presence on this site and am very excited to see the absolute beauty of any and all species that reside on here.
Sneezed while eating her out, call that a raw clam! #nsfw
THANK you, Cronus. This goes to show you that no one is beyond education. ... Is something burning? OH, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE.
ME AND MY MOIRAIL HAVE BEEN ARGUING ABOUT THIS!!! WHICH BUTTON WOULD YOU PICK?? (IF YOU PICK BLUE YOU ARE WRONG) LIKE THE FOR THE RED BUTTON AND MEDIATE FOR THE BLUE BUTTON!!! HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AE0AHUTWQWUGSSV0/BUTTON.JPG
The concept of needing to turn it into some kind of sociall media movement is llaughablle. Just do it. It is allready pathetic enough that those Furious over this have not allready done so.
happiness isn't something / that I really deserve
hehehe sure.
cuz i don’t smell duh!
☆ sure bud…☆
You know what else has stairs my basement from the hit game in the app store hello neighbor https://apps.apple.com/us/app/hello-neighbor/id1386358600
I'VE ONLY RECENTLY LEARNED I TOO SUFFER FROM THIS "HYPERHIDROSIS". JUST ASSUMED FOR YEARS I WAS A VERY DAMPED DUE TO MY 100% COTTON SUITS. I APOLOGIZE, GREAT GRANDSON, FOR THIS TERRIBLE CURSE I'VE LEFT IN LINEAGE..
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i want to cancel jegbert game and release five nights at egbert's. should i?
Jerking off my WhatsCock right now. #nsfw
>:[ #V4GU3POST1NG
maids need to be made dirty for maid enjoyers. the fact that it's high effort keeping the outfit clean makes the mess fun. it makes making a mess of a maid fun. come on now, you should know this, aren't you a maid?
shhhh!!! it's supposed to be a dare.
tbr here lil megido you may be the only one who can handle allat
i am ditching jegbert game forever, say hello to kittyman! https://streamable.com/rabgs7
IGNOR-----E- (c)(ecks your name for identifyin t)(is correctly) -)(IM AND )(IS SUGG-ESTIONS. )(UMANS AIN'T S)(IT. aint even t)(at tall.
you get used to t)(e desperation.
Rankbait is for literary works.
Prepare, John. https://media.tenor.com/tKzOxwUvzn4AAAAM/simpsons.gif
@zoosmellPooplad Your time is coming. He is coming for you. There is no use to run. No reason to, for he arrives like a harbinger in the dense fog that coils around your ankles like a hungry snake. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a120e9e98861.gif *If you should wish to request your fortune, refer to my original listing.*
tHIS ISN'T THE TIME FOR BUTTS jOHN, hER CYLINDER JUST GOT OUT OF, iNTENSIVE SURGERY, iT IS EMOTIONALLY DRAINING TO HAVE, aNY SHAPE, gO THROUGH SUCH A TRAUMATIC INCIDENT,
ur mpreg?? (monster drink preg)
!!! (OOC) !!! I'm not against NSFW by any means but the almost constant hornyposting and only engaging with accounts that 90% of the time focus on smut is discouraging to log in to. #nsfw ish
cmon egbert you gotta take one for the team
B0ring aradia B grade aradia B0tt0m tier aradia
we all know i'm the BETTER john
i MEAN, tHE LOGIC TRACKS, dOESN'T IT?
That y0u d0nt kn0w me yet y0ure saying y0ud still pr0bably fuck me. I just think that's telling.
FRESH ON YOuR WIN AGAINST ME. THIS PuERILE LITTLE SWEAT SHEDDING SECLuDED PuNK SHOuLD PROVE NO THREAT. YOu ARE MY. BITCHING GRANDMASTER CHAMPION. I SHOuLD LOVE TO SEE. DELIGHTFuL SCREENIES. IF YOu WIN AND GLOAT. OH. AND THIS GuY ACCOSTED ME. FOR NO REASON ONCE. I WON HANDILY. BuT HE MuRDERED MY CAPE. IN FRIGID CuNTED COLD HEARTED FuRY.
DO3S M3OWM3OW W4NT 4 T41L BUTT PLUG 4ND POSS1BLY 4 COLL4R? >;] #NSFW
JOHN (ZOOSM3LL SP3C1F1C4LLY) 1S MY L1TTL3 M3OW M3OW. >:]
Y3S.
yeah
YOU H34RD M3, L1TTL3 M3OW M3OW.
UND3RST4ND4BL3. 1 M4Y NOT B3 4 S1MP BUT H3'S 4 L1TTL3 M3OW M3OW. >:P
YOU'R3 JUST 4 L1TTL3 M3OW M3OW WHO S1MPS.
@ZOOSM3LLPOOPL4D YOU C4N B3 SUCH 4 S1MP SOM3T1M3S. >;]
Hdfffi am not lucky #imnothing
im so relieved that @flightyBroad has collected and filled all the badge slots and won chittr! everyone can log out now! 0v0
CR44444ZY H4MBURG3R!!!!!
i have looked up what the weird tail thing is and apparently its a thing called a butt plug and i have washed my hands several times #nsfw
OKAY. I ADMIT IT. THIS WAS. NOT ENTIRELY uNPLEASANT. I LIKE. WHEN PEOPLE DO WHAT I TELL THEM TO. AND IN uNQuESTIONING OBEDIENCE. GO ALONG WITH MY WHIMS. https://i.imgur.com/44QQf4v.png
On My Way To Steal Your Deviled Eggs, Say Goodbye To Your Delicious Snack.
:O)
wHAT IF THE WORLD WERE MADE OF PUDDING? #WORLD #PUDDING #ABLUTIONTHOUGHTS
i think im this way because i wasnt culled growing up
what the hell even is a pumpkin pie pal? it's the most loser ass diaper crapping dumbfuckery i ever heard. it's pathetic. that is, of course, unless it was subversive and ironic, then it would kick ass. lots of ass.
yes yes yes yes!!!! yessss but even louder!!!!!! @flightyBroad you are formally invited to be.... a pumpkin pie pal!!! drums with my tail.....
I am going to attempt what the users on here call "Shit-Posting". https://file.garden/adRzmJ6hMw6EHCJX/doijsfoi.jpg
HMN. NOT Y3T, 1 TH1NK.
\\ n0ne 0f us were expecting r0se to fucking kill herself we are s0 c0nfused just like y0u all
i AM NOT GIVING YOU, aMMUNITION WITH WHICH, tO SHOOT ME DOWN, sO EASILY, eGBERT,,, iT'S #tAVROStIME TONIGHT,,,
john owes me so much money
H4H4 OF COURS3 B4B3. YOU’R3 SO FUNNY B4B3. 1 LOV3 WH3N YOU ST4RT K1LL1NG TH3 POOR WORK3RS 4T MCDON4LD’S. NOW L3T M3 OUT OF TH3 B4S3M3NT.
whatever https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2edd5483b181.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Lord Caliborn, #teaparty, #nsfw, shelf things, archive rating: M)
i HAVE NEVER EVEN, lONGED FOR THE WAY IT FELT WHEN, mY BODY MOVED SEEMINGLY, oN ITS OWN, wITHOUT MY INPUT, mAKING ME DO THINGS AS THOUGH, iRONICALLY i WERE IN TOTAL CONTROL, tOTAL CONFIDENCE, aND DEFINITELY NOT THOUGHT ABOUT, hOW LOW SOMEONE HAS TO BEHAVE, tO QUALIFY AS A BEAST, fOR THE SAKE OF MY OWN POWERS,
Oh, right. John came, too. For the final night. #AlphaKids #AndJohnToo #IGuess
I promise I will do my best! ...Though my track record indicates I will ABSOLUTELY fuck up the pronouns thing if she does turn out to be a tranny.
at least fiwve, im telling you
its a lonng way downn. from this plateu. i must keep climbinng.
1 TH1NK......... 1 TH1NK 1 N33D TO K1LL MYS3LF! #CW-S3LF-H4RM
sorry to burst your bubble and butt in on your fun but download play has a *significantly* bigger range than that. i think you are doing this on purpose.
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Hand 'em over. I'm gra88ing the tweezers.
#directposting Greetings ★lex. Yes, you.
I'LL CLICK WHATEVER THE HELL I WANT. DON'T TELL ME HOW TO LIVE MY LIFE!
Bad morning actually
wahoo
1M 1N H34T CH4RL13 #R3FR3NC3 #SUGG3ST1V3
Make sure you spread your cheeks for us to get a good look. #nsfw
I AM NOT SEX YACHTING WITH THE OTHER CREATORS IT IS A SIMPLE BIRTHDAY PARTY THERE ARE AGENTS OF DISCORD ACTIVELY WORKING TO BESMIRCH MY GOOD NAME you know what. I'm going to calm down. It's fine. I'm an adult. #nsfw
Hello, John Egbert. ▼
HEY MAN EVER THOUGHT. MAYBE PEOPLE JUST REALLY HATE YOU?
i prEfEr hoggErs. EvEryonE starts oinking.
im so proud of you for being brave enough to tell all of us this now step a little closer i need to show you something by the pool
we need to STOP jerking off! #nsfw #mentalhealth #healthyliving #lockthatcockup!!!
currently manifesting minor inconveniences for my friends
Sending my Lackeys to grab him is about all I can do at the moment. He knows every martial art so they're having trouble doing the grabbing.
Im Sorry But It Doesnt Really Even Bother Me Much That They Are Lost
S34RCH TH3 P34NUTBUTT3RS4NDW1CH T4B H3 S4YS
I'll get your funeral started.
DO NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO. FUCK YOU.
I'm Normal.
dead peoples nudes are like rare pokemon cards #nsfw #nsfwvagueposting
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Wait. What am I saying. I don't care. I think it's fine. I'm completely ambivalent.
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/e9/72/de/e972de84607a3e87a86c9341c35f9b15.jpg f for the midnight c crew :)
hey listen i dont care wwhat yer motivvations are i get it sometimes ya jus really need to keep an eye on somebody
i do not think you should be having kids with a music program that does not have a physical body john!!
i DIDN'T GO IN, fOR IT, aND ALSO, i DID NOT, sHIT MY PANTS, jUST MAYBE, a LITTLE BIT, oF A SHART, bUT THAT IS, iT!
john ur grandma is a fucking legend
Ok, I'm done with the cream pie I will now throw it in John's face! Hoo hoo hoo!
uh, $he a lil′ freak, i gue$$ i′m an animal, e-i-e-i-o
linkin toes together while snoggin
savve yerself the sanity and go back to the cupe
D --> What a majestic creature you are
y0u're in her dms while i'm in her friendficti0n wearing pr0grammer s0cks and getting railed within an inch 0f my life. #wearen0tthesame #nsfw
i never cheated btw i just have things to say and bitches love me so
Shhh. Shhh. You only have to admit this once your circadian dysregulation has lead to tangible consequences. For now, it remains safe in your mind to recontextualize with gusto. Affirm it as a 'power nap' or some manner of 'bad bitch rejuvenation', perhaps even 'strategically merging two mornings into one day'. You don't have to die by your own sword just because you live beside its hilt. Learn when to put it down. The time for war is not now.
they want me to do what
nope he means a picture of his tits obviously :p
[holds up $100] yes
Too late.
Has anyone actually Reacted to a post with the Mediate option At All???
Aha. The #AntiLeader69ardM9vement was much m9re effective than even I anticipated. I'm happy t9 see its rem9val and I h9pe we can pr9m9te a friendlier and less c9mpetitive Chittr fr9m n9w 9n. Thank y9u t9 every9ne wh9 participated.
I can make more don't worry
That's was not a suggestion *menacingly skates* YEAH!!
f.
Ten reacts and I'll share the plot of the godfiction that made me lobby for the criminalization of godfiction on Earth-C.
As much as I appreciate the attempted mediation, this was always just sort of a light ribbing.
I sense an omnious presence.
Is it that Tom Hanks is a much better actor than Nicolas Cage?
... Dave. Are we going to be keeping things civil in front of the general public?
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