♠ hated by @ectoBiolojest
https://open.spotify.com/track/1QFh8OH1e78dGd3VyJZCAC?si=1dab617dd080467d #automated #nowlistening
le ic dms for fun ic context!! posted with permission from @amorousChanteuse <3 )) #ooc #suggestive #nsfw and yes i use light mode . )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c967fb7e792b.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/241ca9bcafae.png
i'm basically never busy. i'm just waiting for you to holler!
man, sounds like a blue boy and his, and i quote, "annoyingly cold must" would've been plenty useful right then.
watching this space.
aw what! i can't believe you'd blow my cover like this!!!!!!!! #unfollowed #deletingmyaccount #hashtag
Fancy dress with a mask of sorts. Try to put on some form of act from what I seen.
THANK you, Cronus. This goes to show you that no one is beyond education. ... Is something burning? OH, GREAT BALLS OF FIRE.
i want to cancel jegbert game and release five nights at egbert's. should i?
Jerking off my WhatsCock right now. #nsfw
malleablePersonage is OFFLINE! Reason: phone submerged in slime, automatic logoff.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5055a0cbb13e.png #gore #fakegore
𝓣𝓸 𝔀𝓱𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓪𝔂 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓻𝓷, On my palmhusk at work. :D ~ 𝓜𝓼. 𝓢𝓬𝓻𝓲𝓹𝓽
t)(ere's always anot)(er.
you get used to t)(e desperation.
Prepare, John. https://media.tenor.com/tKzOxwUvzn4AAAAM/simpsons.gif
@zoosmellPooplad Your time is coming. He is coming for you. There is no use to run. No reason to, for he arrives like a harbinger in the dense fog that coils around your ankles like a hungry snake. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a120e9e98861.gif *If you should wish to request your fortune, refer to my original listing.*
ur mpreg?? (monster drink preg)
Meenah killed the site…
nO IrE Is bEiNg tHrOwN OuT. iT'S My iRe aLoNe. AiN'T No oNe uP In aRmS AbOuT No dAmN RuSt bLoOd eXcEpT Me. It's a oNe oN OnE TyPe oF ShIt. HoNk.
dOn't pIsS Me oFf, BrOtHeR.
❤️ I am. ❤️
Being normal.
Y3S.
YOU H34RD M3, L1TTL3 M3OW M3OW.
UND3RST4ND4BL3. 1 M4Y NOT B3 4 S1MP BUT H3'S 4 L1TTL3 M3OW M3OW. >:P
@ZOOSM3LLPOOPL4D YOU C4N B3 SUCH 4 S1MP SOM3T1M3S. >;]
i knew something like this would've happened. don't you guys see?? we're giving INTO the worst possible energies around us right now! that's how that bald, green jit's allowed to have people THANK him for doing literally nothing at all! all 'cus he's siding with the perverts!!! STOP JERKING OFF!!!!!! #nsfw
somebody misses her job huh?
T9 make up f9r p9sting a suggestive image 9f myself here. Have this 9ne with 9ne 9f my partners, Equius. ((99c: art 6y me)) https://cdn.imgchest.c9m/files/5065f8e7600f.png :)
OKAY. I ADMIT IT. THIS WAS. NOT ENTIRELY uNPLEASANT. I LIKE. WHEN PEOPLE DO WHAT I TELL THEM TO. AND IN uNQuESTIONING OBEDIENCE. GO ALONG WITH MY WHIMS. https://i.imgur.com/44QQf4v.png
On My Way To Steal Your Deviled Eggs, Say Goodbye To Your Delicious Snack.
I GuESS YOuR. SOMEWHAT HARANGuED ATTEMPT. TO DEPICT SOME KIND OF. FLuFFY SOFT. WHATEVER THE FuCK DYNAMIC. BETWEEN THESE TWO. PROVES THAT CHIVALRY TRuLY IS DEAD. EVEN IF THE EGBERT FATASS ISN'T. BECAuSE IF THERE WERE REAL SPARKS FLYING IN THE AIR. THEY WOuLD COME IN THE FORM. OF uTTERLY ANALLY OBLITERATED. EGBERT. EGG CRACKING. IN THE EXTREMELY MuRDEROuS SENSE. NOT THE WOKE WAY. THINK. HuMPTY DuMPY ASS. MEETS. BRICK WALL. THAT ALL THE KING'S HORSES. AND ALL THE KING'S MEN. COuLD NOT EVEN BEGIN TO TOuCH. THAT CRITIQuE ASIDE. ACCEPTABLE WORK.
COM3 ST34L 1T F1RST, DUMP4SS.
:O)
jesus christ john.
yes yes yes yes!!!! yessss but even louder!!!!!! @flightyBroad you are formally invited to be.... a pumpkin pie pal!!! drums with my tail.....
Nothing has happened, young lady. Would you care for a candy during these trying times? I know for a fact you'll enjoy them, everybody does. It will most certainly help you think clearer.
HOLY FuCK I WON. I GOT CHITTR ANONYMOuS TO SHuT THE FuCK uP. YOu ARE ALL WELCOME. NO MORE DASHBOARD WIDE MOLESTATION OF THE SENSES. @everyOne
^they are going to forget she exists as soon as this arc of their lives is over btw>
W3LL S1NC3 TH1S S1T3 1S GO1NG DOWN FOR 4 WH1L3 1 GU3SS 1 COULD SH4R3 MY THOUGHTS 1 D1D NOT C4R3 FOR TH3 M4YOR
id like to thank the academy, id like to thank @aberrationannihilation for being the one to push me ovwer the edge, seahorsedad for newver believwing in me, and no thank you to all the pityclickers for almost messing up my amazing ratio. and they said it could newver be done https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/194360b6153c.png
youre just jealous that damaras like me more than you
I ain't bein' negati\/\/e. I'm tellin' ya. G0 kick their asses. Impro\/\/e their li\/\/es.
Take that up \/\/\/\/it' their c0smic o'erl0rds then. Seems t'b'their 0\/\/\/\/n fault h0\/\/\/\/ \/\/\/\/retched they'\/\/e been.
1 TH1NK......... 1 TH1NK 1 N33D TO K1LL MYS3LF! #CW-S3LF-H4RM
i zap her buns until she feels strongly about the girl dinner iwve got ready for her #nsfwv
Nope. Human lash extensions, here I come!!!!!!!!
Hand 'em over. I'm gra88ing the tweezers.
LIKE BEATING YOu SENSELESS IN A SuBWAY STATION. AND HOLDING YOu AGAINST ONCOMING TRAFFIC. IN THE HOPES THAT YOu SPLATTER AS MANY PEOPLE AS POSSIBLE. WHILE MY MuSCLES EFFORTLESSLY DEFLECT THE ENSuING CARNAGE. TO TEACH YOu A LESSON. NOT ANY SPECIFIC ONE IN PARTICuLAR. JuST ONE IN OWNERSHIP.
fuck: the girl reading this marry: the one rose vwhos obsessed wvith me kill: any non-babe clovwn i guess
anywvays if youre the girl reading this hop into my dms and ill take you on a drivwe to pound towvn population us #nsfwv
oKaY LeTs sEe #*&@: JaX ZoObLe kInGeR PoMnI GaNgLe rAgAtHa aNy oThEr hUmAnS mArRy: JaX ZoObLe kInGeR PoMnI GaNgLe rAgAtHa aNy oThEr hUmAnS KiLl: CaIn-nOoNe!
god youre so lucky that bein hivveless forces you into a nomadic lifestyle and i just DONT HAVVE THE TIME TO CHASE DOWWN YOU PISSBLOODS anywways please report to the orphice for designation thanks
do i havve to post bulge pics to get any amount of respect around here #nsfw
DELETE IT. DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY AND THEN SET YOUR COMPUTER ON FIRE SO THE DATA CAN NEVER BE RETRIEVED BY AN UNWARY ARCHEOLOGIST A THOUSAND YEARS FROM NOW.
all im saying is any twvo bit purple can post about anything and the wvhole timeline vwill be all "umm let people gargle on clovwn spit" but vwhen a nice wviolet guy like me makes a post? baring my soul? i get dogpiled. the double standards are obwvious #casteism #androphobia #nsfwv
You have now fully disappointed me.
Make sure you spread your cheeks for us to get a good look. #nsfw
i'm gonna go shower
theyre going to ♯crucify you next
What was your favorite part of #eridanweek? ❤️ - RUMBLE NIGHT ♠️ - IWANTCANDY NIGHT ♦️ - TROLL LADY GAGA ♣️ - THE CRUCIFIXION
she|s go'ngTo tellYou whyTh's 'sA reallyBad fuck'ng|dea.
Sending my Lackeys to grab him is about all I can do at the moment. He knows every martial art so they're having trouble doing the grabbing.
Braking news! @avidApiarist has reported "yeah John is like a total cuck" why she so mean? Why she so mean? Stay tuned brah
When you need the divorce papers I will be there. With them. For you.
GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'RE READING THIS.... YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING OWNED, BY #THEMAN. RECHIT THIS, TO TOTALLY HAVE YOUR FRIENDS GET OWNED, BY #THEMAN.
#eridanweek #mikuweek 🐟🥬🎤💖🔊 http$://file.garden/acttmg-lgd3f0e4p/miku%20week.png
FUCK YOUR ENTIRE LIFE.
im like ten seconds in on this bitch ♠nd you guys ♠re ♠LRE♠DY bl♠stin me with "liked this" ♠nd "pities this" ♠nd "medi♠te this" like wh♠t p♠rt of ONLY "H♠TE THIS" NOTIFS ♠RE V♠LID did u not underst♠nd i fuckin h♠te y♠ll
We have two Secret Relationships that we're ready to share with the public... But is the world ready? You might be surprised as to WHO is with WHO! 😳😳
this bitch got balls for eyes
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ladies, guess wvho's arrivwed! only the coolest meovwbeast around, that's wvho. if you see any inconsistencies in my, no you don't. hit me up if you're at least a 7 and vwant some lovwin from a real man in your life ;)
Too late.
https://i.imgur.com/2BD85sv.jpeg
You should, it's pretty radical YEAH!!
https://i.postimg.cc/9f31jdSK/IMG_0801.jpg
Ten reacts and I'll share the plot of the godfiction that made me lobby for the criminalization of godfiction on Earth-C.
THEN SHUT YOUR MOUTH. AND CUT YOUR FINGERS OFF. SO YOU CANNOT TYPE SUCH BULL SHIT. IDIOT. HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA!
maybe if you actually said it, we could then decide if it's worth our time.
Feeling just great about my new blog Baby! Positively groovy!YEAH BABY!
YOU ARE NOT GETTING BITCHES. YOU ARE. IN FACT. THE BITCH. A MOST WRETCHED ONE. DISGUSTING.
MY LIFE IS AMAZING. AND I AM MAKING MILLIONS. I AM AN ACCLAIMED ARTIST. YOU ARE NOTHING. YOU ARE A WORM.
I felt it was the only way to properly convey my feelings on the matter. :B
NO. DIE.
you ever thought about getting good?