♦ pitied by @eldritchTherapy

▲wish these fucking things hurt more▼
sorry! finger slipped .on mediate button.

▲if i tried making a Mommy issues one it would just be every Rose ever, including you babe, sorry, love you▼

Some of you guys treat #substance abuse like it's a big fat joke. It irks the shit out of me.

▲great well, while the gods mobilize against the anti god shit I'm going dark again, i know what to do ▼ ▲ @eldritchTherapy i love you ill be back soon, ill be safe, i left you a burner in the hive if you need it ▼ ▲ @emptyEyes ... well, least you should know too ▼
Nothing especially. Just that there are worse Roses about. To those who will inevitably see, I can't promise I'm not judging you a little. But I know you're judging me too.

H0w l0ng w0uld y0ur matesprit have t0 be MIA f0r y0u t0 c0nsider y0urself single again

man. i miss rose #deadsisterposting

Feeling melanch0lic

i'm sure you look great!

▲im just gonna be on my despressed arc for this wipe▼ ▲just so everyone reads my shit right, i dont feel like doing the sad arrows▼

▲least we can be sad for no reason together▼ ▲really love her...▼

▲you get a kind of clarity putting out a cigarette on yourself▼ ▲someone else doing it to you makes it hard to stop, but, doing it to yourself you might flinch back, recoil▼ ▲but y'know, in that pain it just, makes things easier, you get to focus in on it real close, leave the sting for a while as you light up the next▼ ▼... might as well go through the rest of the pack tolight▲

i miss my dad.

TH4TS MY MORN1NG ROUT1N3 >:]

▲You are glass, thick and blurry So you see the worst parts first You're a pane and I worry That your pushers always primed to burst You wish that I was clearer And could see your point of view But if I'm glass, then I'm a mirror So you're seeing only you▼

▼i know she loves me, and i love her, but sometimes im worried we’re just hurting each other▲

▼Rose please, i just need you to recover, i didnt sleep last light… i just… i just need a minute…▲

its good if the people you care about know whats going on with you

you do youre just ignoring them

i dont regret what i did

i tried to minimize the damage.... sorry i couldnt do better.... i was kinda forced to use my claws :/

X Unchained Eridan energy x

The thing Ult!Dirk doesn't want you to know (and may not understand fully himself!) is that the Ultimate Self, like any platonic ideal, is mutated the second it comes into contact with reality. Sure, he's a fuller picture than any of the individual Dirks he's assimilated, but he will never truly be Him.

man i really get scared of opening chittr to be blasted by that pity shotgun.

im gonna undo that damage one way or another just you watch >:(

▲i cant see your posts, UGH, ok, just... ▼ ▲like this if youre ok, pity it if youre not, and hate it if you're really really not▼

I've found Nak's building. A little bit gut-wrenching seeing all these dead naks littered all over. Now I just have to get up to the top floor to greet him and devise a strategy. The things that are plaguing this planet aren't horrorterrors. They're eldritch, yes, but there's something more.

ok but if either of you fall off im going to feel VERY stupid for enabling this. on the way!

so.... a little update.... :/ i tried telling rose i liked her but i dont think she figured out thats what i was doing and we just talked about the kinda girls we like :/

(( guess i just cant reply is all, thats weird...

▲???▼

▼this self care stuff is bullshit i still have a pan ache every fucking night▲

huh?

▲i love my alcoholic girlfriend▼

X Water on a grease fire. It then spread to my ammo and moonshine stash #substance x

▲decided im not buying new shit for goth night, that'd be some poser bullshit▼ ▲either gonna thrift it, or steal something from my girlfriends▼ ▲sure itll be a little tight on me, but you perverts love that shit dont you▼

▲fuck it, @eldritchTherapy latex crop top or lace for goth night?▼
you wanted to reassure your imaginary following, but you forgot you had a real following, and i want you to consider that real following reassured. no matter how many caveat you have about it.

What if they try to dull my sparkle.....

wAItnOIdOnOtlIkEthAt

▼finalllylyllylflfllllylygvllglglglgflllfllflgfllllll▲

answering this out of order because uh. yeah. anyways. anon asked: "how do I deal with the fact that the one person I really ever loved is cheating on me other than by actually losing my mind and giving up lmao" this is gonna sound really really obnoxious and cheesy. you gotta fall in love with yourself again. like. you should never only love one person- not in the sense that you can't be monogamous, but in the sense that you should love you too. you need to be able to exist happily on your own or your relationships will always be marked with an undercurrent of fear, i think. as for the cheater? kick their ass. it's a really really cruel thing to do.
+i'm going to shit myself if i dont find a bathroom soon†

▲i gotta stop with this empathy bullshit or i might see them as a person...▼

(( holy migraine, be back in a bit

▲im never finishing all these newports Rose▼

▼sometimes i wonder if I'm just another poison hurting her...▲

▲might be a full pack of breakfast cigarettes tonight▼ ▲Wanshi hasn't left her room▼

▲Wanshi's back hive▲ ▲the stupid fucking shit ran off to try and find me and bronya▼ ▼got nabbed by someone trying to get to me▲ ▲but she's ok, unhurt, and the dude who did this is a fucking stain on a concrete floor▼ ▲gonna stay in the caverns for a wipe till shit settles back down▼

Crud. Sometimes, just sometimes, I hate myself.

▼well, i think ive put posters up over all of Outglut...▲ ▼need a break▲

the biting is happening again. im gonna be real skeeved if that doll ends up ripping and unaliving me

▼i think i miss when i was just a stupid fucking wriggler waiting for the older jades to get back hive...▲

D0 y0u kn0w h0w many t0e p0sts ive liked just cause i like eridan? If chittr had an alg0rithm my feed w0uld be all f00t fetish p0sts #nsfw

AAAAAHAISJNWMDJDJEBDDJJSIDSK MY EYSSSS SAAAA


*gg gives you a warm hug and pats on the head* im sorry to hear that.. im here for you okay???

▼saw a random ass wriggler without a lusus walking around and thought it was her, nearly fucking cried in public▲ ▼would have looked like such a fucking loser▲ ▼maybe i should sleep...▲

▼why do bad things always come in pairs▲ ▼i break up with my moirail and suddenly the next night while im recovering from the hangover to get over her, I find out my youngest cloistermate is fucking missing▲ ▼never get a fucking break do i?▲

always gonna be wild how a girl can go through nothing but pain in her life suffer at the hands of men be objectified and be hurt and yet girls will still fight girls if they aren't on the same level hahaha womanhood is hard and stupid this is why bro taught me to act like a man i get it now #abuse #tw-abuse

▼ask Lynera... I... I dont know if I can do this right now▲

▼alright, bout time i say it▲ ▼so uh, as of midnight yesternight, Leynah and I aren't together anymore, she's not my moirail▼ ▼I wrote a ton of these fucking posts wanting to explain it, but, honestly I don't owe anyone an explanation, sometimes shit happens and if you wanna know, then that fucking sucks for you▲ ▼hope she ends up ok i guess▼

▼saying sorry now for whatever i say rest of the night▲

▲its so tempting sometimes to just block everyone ive ever met on chittr, crack my palmhusk in half and just walk until im lost▼

▼rose...▲

ehh ill consider it but i dont trust it so ill probably follow the hard drugs advice instead #substances

Okay, if I'm suggesting you slowdown on the caffeine intake there, you might want to slow down. As rich as it may be coming from me, that many energy drinks is awful for your health at best and outright dangerous at worse.

▲some of the shit he says has me looking at her like she just grew a third head, like, thats what you find hot?▼ ▲i mean i guess being into losers is a kink, I know I have it but, damn▼ ▲crazy what some people are into▼ ▲but hey she got the best loser out there, all to herself I guess▼

POV: You and I are playing some Kanayadminton.

every time s0me0ne criticizes 0ur relati0nship eridan gr0ws an0ther inch i fear please st0p it hurts #nsfw #nsfwe

▼ah shit, i think i got callie accusing marcus of lying cuz i fucking forgot about giving one of the lyns a maybe▲ ▼well, he blocked me so, no way to fix it, whatever▲
(I think I'm just going to take a break from this site, I'm starting to get frustrated.)

[ #laika40k semi-finals ] semi-finals start now! the fierce artemis vs the gentle persephone for artemis vote with <3 and <> for persephone vote with <3< and c3<

[ #laika40k round 2 ] and pan aka @isyou has been eliminated! next up the ferocious cerberus vs the everburning hestia for cerberus vote with <3 and <> for hestia vote with <3< and c3<

[ #laika40k round 1 ] another close one! neptune or better known as @aeneascaldarium has been eliminated! next up the ferocious cerberus vs the gentle selene for cerberus vote with <3 and <> for selene vote with <3< and c3<

How Many Seers Do You Think Played The Game, Knew Their Doom Was Inevitable, And Were Powerless To Stop It? Just Another Good Reason To Never Entertain The Thought Of Playing It.

I have missed a lot of stuff in my absence.

If you really want to go this route, you could whip some bourbon into the batter, cream, and syrup.

▲cull every kanaya▼

ok right im bursting in im gonna ask the million dollar question why do my fellow humans on here call their lovers matesprits or moyrails or whatever else we used to call them partners or other cute things not this batterwitchy bullshit

kanaya?? i try not to assume :P

▲no you arent, did someone say that about you? who the fuck said that▼
Oh. I actually thought she was all for the party life.
Wow, you have a type, don't you? Anyway, from what I've seen, she'd probably encourage that, so your call.

:33< well s33!

:33< sl33p well

:33< IMFINEIMFINEIMFINEIMFINE

sometimes in my darkest moments i feel the bite marks on my arm as if theyre fresh.... i was truly a puppet to my impulses :( #cw-selfharm

console.log("felt like startin beef and i guess i just kinda did"); console.log("havin a gøød day");

i am so cozy.

oh shit i didnt see the flag s0rry.

▲don't▼

▼gog i wish i could get her to text back▲

You can't stand me? I thought we had something.

I'm sorry, Rose. It wouldn't work 8etween us.

Fuck everything else. My century has been made. https://file.garden/aktV2a_a8SvkUneM/rfsdgf.png

(˶ˆ꒳ˆ˵) —— Perhaps sOmeOne else cOuld appreciate it mOre? —— (˘ ³˘)

▼yknow what it just takeds a couple beers to make things clearer i think▲

Well, that was a failure of a greeting.

There is absolutely no way some bullshit happened to lead to her dying a heroic death. Wherever she's hiding, she had better come out soon.

rose :(

元カノを殺すという壮大な計画の一環である場合にのみ、そうして。
4H3M D34R COUPL3D K4N4Y4S 4ND ROS3S *4PP34RS N3XT TO Y4LL L1K3 FUCK1NG ROUXLS K44RD*

brat

7ou see someone running awa7, and then find a bod7, and then tell people 7ou saw them running awa7 from the bod7, and the7 still talk about how someone else vented. tsk tsk #amongus

Oh my god these fertility ads won't leave me alone. What is happening.

straightening my hair again

:33 < hi

i know where i got it from. i have absolutely no doubts anymore. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ac7fb357b85d.png

well, to uh. move on from all that. corn salsa: jinx's way! warning: i do not measure! ingredience: sweet corn (2 cans, 1 big can, a pound from a frozen bag, whatever works! drain the cans first if you use them) 1 medium to large red onion (diced) pickled jalapenos (no measurements on these, dice a decent amount, usually a pile half the size of the diced onion pile, or less. you can use tame ones or hot, fresh jalapenos also work) 2 poblano peppers, (charred, peeled, and diced these are optional, but i think they add a lot! :d ) the juice of 2 small limes and 1 lemon garlic (diced, jarlic- as long as you put in a lot. i do at least three normal sized cloves, often way more) oil (preferably good olive oil!) seasonings: salt and pepper (to taste at the end of cooking. if you're not sure, a big pinch of salt and a good few shakes (or turns if the pepper is in a mill) is a good starting point.) smoked paprika (one or two healthy shakes.) cayanne pepper for heat (one or two shakes) chili powder (one shake, not needed but it is nice) cumin (at least two shakes, y ummy) process: get everything chopped juiced and doled out as needed, and get a nice high walled skillet or wok or other such pan hot. add a tablespoon or two of oilve oil, and watch for it to start shimmering and flowing fast when the pan is moved around. once the olive oil begins to shimmer, add your onion, you want to cook it slightly translucent and get a bit of browning on it, stirring regularly. once the onion is looking properly browned, add the diced poblano and jalapeno, and mix, then the corn. if it is frozen corn it will take a little longer to get sizzling again. stir and watch the corn, when everything is sizzling hot and you are starting to notice a little browning, add all the seasonings except the salt and pepper, along with the crushed garlic. you will want to watch it much more carefully so nothing burns, if you see brown bits on the bottom of the pan, keep an eye, before they burn you should add the lemon and lime juice and scrape the pan so that all that flavorful fond mixes in with the corn. remove from heat, season with salt and pepper to taste, eat preferrably with nice tortilla chips, or add it to a taco or burrito. if made right? this stuff is magic.

might be what i need.

▼wonder how long itll be till i dont recognize anyone on here anymore▲

▲dom shortage▼

▲i think I'm over a pack a day now...▼
The last time I spent a moment with other people. Jade, John, Dave and a few more. I didn't say a word. I stared outwards towards the black sky. My eyes wandered, I'm quiet to not interrupt anybody. I don't feel worthy to comment on anything, the most I did was save Jade's jacket from falling off the bench. It was clumsy and awkward. Jade just laughed and told me it's okay. There was no thank you. Maybe next time, I'll try and be more extroverted. Next time.

▲as the bitch who's throwing them away for you, no▼

▼please dont go▲

▼waitshes th e ex isdnt she▲ (( #substance ))

▲▲▲wowmnn▼▼▼ (( #substance ))
[$HIT I MI$$ED $MILING FRIEND$ HOUR??? UGH OKAY DOE$N'T MATTER I WOULDN'T HAVE WANTED TO #HEAT ON GATZBY HE$ MY $MILING FRIEND$ WAT#HING BUDDY]

get a grip.

▼▼hahahahaha fuuck shit haha oh great yeah ok sure fuck it why not sure fucking- gog fucking dammit fuck this, fuck all of you fuck off fuck you▲▲

restartin tha trend cause i can. im 4 apples tall if you didnt kno

▲gonna go up by one for breakfast cigarettes today we're at four...▼ ▼▼yay...▲▲

good.

▲thank fuck▼

I rest my case. Take care of yourself, please.

It just needs to be deep enough and hurt enough to matter.

doe? a deer? a female deer? ray? a drop of golden sun?

I hate it when I'm right next to both of them and somehow still feel lonely and empty.

Having sucidal ideation beginning at the age of eleven isn't a good sign of things to come, frankly good luck ever leaving that thought process at that point within the next fifteen-ish years.

:33 < oooooo if i beat dat pussy up is mew gonna tell on m333333 :00 < nsfw

Like if you cry every time. https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/303/190/c3e.jpg

Wh0 want me

▲i gotta type with my voice now fingers hurt too bad, guess its up to you guys now, or, sara i guess she managed to make it work▼

▲check her posts▼

▼burnt my finger▲

▲wonder if the alternate me died in that train wreck already▼ ▲good fucking riddance ▼

Im single btw

:33 < i unpurrstand. can mew dm them to me, purrhaps? :33 < i will nyot tell anyone!!

@handMaid what the FUCK is your problem i about haddock up to here with your bullshit. next time you pull somefin like that ill string you up by your guts and cut out every organ in yo body til you nothin but an empty husk hanging from a rotten tree capeesh. IM NOT PLAYIN
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#heard #relatabubble #hateithere

yall got a least favworite human? cause i do.

i really have to stop clicking on accounts i have blocked

?where my bitches aT .shout loud enough i might send kisseS .or maybe a fist to the mouth ,but that depends on what you shouT

Guh.

I am merely four feet tall.

im calling it, i dont really care. condy wvins, lamplady doesnt movwe on. sorry toots, youre hot and all, but i wvant the *real* stars competing here. speaking of... god damn. this one hurts. the final match of round 2 in the #cronusbabeoff is... rose lalonde vws kanaya maryam. this ones gotta sting. most of the rosies and kannys iwve seen around this place are divworced, dunno if ivwe seen ewven one happy couple, but this has still gotta be a vweird one. i wvas a lil spoiled for choice for propaganda, so i wvent a lil softer on this one. still #nsfwv, of course. <3 or <> for kanaya <3< or c3< for rose

▲got burnt▼ ▲bad▼
hey whatever keeps the horrors of tonight at bay.

sθm3tꭵm3s ꭵt's @ gθθd d@y tθ gθ θµt, @nd θth3r tꭵm3s ꭵt's @ gθθd d@y tθ gθ b@ck tθ cµpe! i c⊙mm€nd y⊙☋ f⊙r m4k!ng th€ r!ght ch⊙!c€ f⊙r y⊙☋r €m⊙t!⊙n4l n€€ds. h⊘pσf(u)lly th1ngs pλn ⊘(u)t bσttσr nσxt t1mς y⊘(u) c⊘mς λr⊘(u)nd t⊘ s⊘c1λl1zς! gøød l𝔘ck!

Is anyone ever?
Forgive Me Everyone I Have Been Quite Busy And The Fireworks That Everyone Has Been Lighting Off Are Just So Lovely
I'm trying to do this obby on Road Blocks (I think that's what it's called) but it's REALLY HARD. I'm meant to be writing → now but I NEED to see what's at the end.

Still reacting to see who has/hasn't blocked me. Or should I say who /else/.

not who i meant rose but thanks for bringing your self destructive behavioral tendencies and “no dave you dont understand i have to commit selfpuku to take out the tumor its the only way” “the horrors dave the horrors they never lie dave” to class for show and tell now sit the fuck down im making fun of people who dont know how to smoke and barkeep cut this woman off like a ford 150 on the freeway going fifteen under sis has had a little too much to drink and smoke and listen to radiohead with

Hmm. Not a fan, myself. #dashwatching

I'm fine now, my apologies for the concern.
(=^^・ω・^^=) >W417 P30PL3 4C7U4LLY L1K3 7H47?????????
@handMaid Yet another ascends past my humblespheres.
I MISSED A LOT OF SHIT APPARENTLY.

That I can agree with, I think maybe there is an alternative idea that those who hurt can be exonerated through self forgiveness from those who witness.

:33< im reading some of "my" posts... :33< why am i posting so meowch about #girlbulge? :33< dont meowst girls have bulges??? :33< #nsfw
y'know, outside of the vapid and readily available hyperdegeneracy, the single worst thing about this site is having to watch people who look—and, on paper, are—exact copies of some of my closest friends and loved ones, yet are just... not them. not even remotely. half the time they don't even behave like actual people. it's like watching a funhouse mirror try and reconstruct someone you care about from memory. genuinely unsettling shit. :B

also gonna install a big bass tv in here idk why he didnt have a giant tv in here already

can i just feel ok again?

Bye bye liver

nothing is more healing or powerful than one (1) 8urger. I am fully healed, refreshed, renewed. medicullers fear me
@eldritchTherapy out here winning the most pathetic Rose on this site race.

[|87 :: Be;n sober for th;s m;ght be the best course of act;on then. Maybe you are just very flushed for th;s person (or p;tch your quad stats a;n’t my bus;ness you do you)
At Least You’re Not A Virgin Like Me Sigh So By All Means I Am More Pathetic

good fun! many pranks... yyyaaaaayyyy!!!!!

▲drunk ideahs▼ ▲do ing a smash r pass but i just say pass to everynoe and whoever cries hardest i let have a pair of my panties to jerk off inho▼ #nsfw #substance

What happened between you two?
#KanayaKonfession With A K To Be Quirky #NSFW Edition I Am A Virgin I Feel Very Melancholic About This :| <==== An Emoticon To Express Such Feelings

IT PROBAB/Y ISS BUT IM GONNA BE REA/ WITH YOU FOR A MOMENT AND SSAY THAT SSO AM I AT THE MOMENT >8/ SSTI// A POWERFU/ HUNTRE AND MIGHTY WARRIOR BUT IM A /ITT/E DESSPERATE AND PATHETIC RIGHT NOW >8/

ngl fightin w da tentacles aint ez but waterv ill learn

▲is that what the crying noise was?▼

i fink dat pic of mine would scare phuntr lowkey

lotta people took leftovers hive n i just know they cryin now LOL #meenradiabeach

the people that hate react my posts about me fucking my friends are notably not getting the same amount of action from any of the women i mention. jealousy is a strong emotion ig lol #nsfw

!

.looK .i was intoxicateD .and i thought it would be funnY

[|87 :: 1 even cut that part out of my (totally not stolen) copy of the f00tage for combat data analys;s. 1 do not need THAT much data

gill imma be fr we deleted allat from our security footage dont nomoby wanna sea that LOL

🤝

my relationship life couldn't get any worse bro.

@awakefromAcheron and i fucked off after makin #nsfw legal at the beach and i aint seen how it ended up but i read some chitts for #meenradiabeach after dark so imma just send bots to clean it up yep
That is....very understandable...perhaps...this is...more of an encouragement....to imrpove...your walls lowering....without use of substances...(^ o ^ ❀) To rememeber....the encounters....the remember the fun...without the drawbacks (^ . ^ ❀) I will....be rooting for...you..! (> o < ❀)

attagirl
lucky palm a22 palm tree or wherever you deciide two re2t

Time to run a bath that I can heat up myself and simmer in.

▲yeah, yeah▼

▲just get banned, i bet if you asked the mods they'd ban you for mental health stuff, duh▼
dont ask me about my quadrants unless you ever had to break up with a married couple
par♀ of me wan♀s ♀o say i neeDD a moirail bu♀ i know i'DD fuck ♀hings up somehow

i stand by my point cozy sleep is deserved.

oh i know

▲gog im begging you to break the cycle▼
Im Not A Kanaya Personally Affected By This But How Are You Going To Cheat On Your Longtime Wife With JADE Of All People No Offence That Is Just Humorously Bizarre Me Personally I Would Not Let That Slide But What Am I To Express My Opinion On This I Just Smoke Pot And Spend My Time Chronically Online

fucking øw gød fucking damn it hhhh why why why why døesnt gødtier fucking end this gødddd #periødpøsting #vent i'm in fucking pain døn't fucking bøther me

*nodnodnod*

rose just told me she's learning "barklish" so she can understand me better??

i was fucking this woman against some wall in an alleyway and we got kinda rough with it and might have accidentally pounded a hole through the wall #nsfw

it's okay ros- ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! damn that kinda hurt :/

if that's how it has to be.... then do it..... it's for the greater good
HMM. So be it, then. B,:o|c

:33 < im gonna crying if mew k33p saying that!

she did not just post that

Like A Quotation Marks Cigarette Or Literally Blow Off Some Steam #substance

Sometimes I wonder if I should justg post a video of me enjoying myself so my friensds stop treeating me like a victim. I ride with thebest of them. #nsfw #substance

:33< no dont take them share with the rest of us!!! >:oo

ᶠᵒʳᵍᵒᵗ, ᵐᵒʳᵉ ˡᶦᵏᵉ ʳᵉᶠᵘˢᵉᵈ.
It's wrong not nature. Two big beefy men need to kiss like nature.
My clone!

it was number 69, a(tuall7, (an 7ou believe it?

shes gon mako me regret all this 38(

Am I on any shipping walls? If so, I'm curious on who I'm paired with.

:33 < i mewsed to do it with steak cuts cause thats all i had growing up in the jungle!!
˚₊‧꒰ა ♱ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚『Hear Ye, Hear Ye!』-ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ♡ﮩ٨ـﮩﮩ٨ـ 6th Sh⚕p!! #m𝒶l⚕k𝒶sh⚕pp⭑st⚕ng @eldr⚕tchther𝒶py X @m⚕l⚕t𝒶r⚕st⚕cgeek ⚕ts ☾𝒶n⭑n! Trust Me! Theyre M⭑⚕r𝒶⚕ls!

if i haven't gotten rose pregnant by the end of the day then we're reversing time and trying again #nsfw
yeah. im just as generic as they come. lets sweet bro and heller jeff

weighted blanket wouldnt be enough even if i owned one i need to be crushed in a hydraulic press way

Oh Rose... I wish I could comfort you and refute what you're saying but it's exactly how I feel about myself. I love you though. Let's commiserate.

Careful On Not Overdoing It

#nowplaying #nsfw #hornyposting you want me on my knees 2 pray or to play some other pleasin role never wonder where i must have learned it all https://open.spotify.com/track/58VTP6KnZs12PcAj5rMJ4W?si=5da4e8e2a0af4027

what if i took all this stuff i own and buried it in the backyard for no reason?

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL NICE DAY. I HOPE NOTHING RUINS IT. BOY DO I SURE HOPE NO SUDDEN PAINS ARE DELIVERED TO MY LOWER ABDOMEN (OOC NOTE: PERIOD POSTING.)
i sometimes wwish i wwas a wwoman like a lot

i am not a homosexual! this is not what i meant!! i wanted the yaoi badge!!!

Goodnight beam
























