♦ pitied by @epicallyAwesome
yapper b liek: Thatz zcary never d𖦹 that again
yapper b liek: H಄W D಄ Y಄U KN಄W AB಄UT KANAKA WHAT THE HELL
yapper b liek: Thiz iz why n𖦹 𖦹ne wantz 2 rp w/ y𖦹u

[BEGIN MESSAGE] ap0|0giez. i waz zimp|y ackn0w|edging it. tthere iz very |itt|e tt0ne tt0 my "v0ice". [END MESSAGE]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] 0h. 0kay. [END MESSAGE]

xx_do_yuo_kno_wut_woudl_b_epic?_if_chow_were_sleepy_xx

Noo i'm pitybaiting

Are yoou mad at me be hoonest
[CRUCIFIXION] <[Oh. Didn't think I'd ever say that, but DO NOT sign up for my SHOW!]

[BEGIN MESSAGE] [ACTION:QUERY] wh0 iz defining wh0 iz mean? [ACTION:QUERY] d0ez tthe univerze act 0n y0ur m0ra|z? [ACTION:QUERY] if y0u can wave y0ur handz tt0 fix pr0b|emz |ike tthat why d0 y0u n0t make tthere zimp|y be n0 pr0b|emz? [ACTION:QUERY] when y0u decide tt0 z0|ve z0mething d0 y0u c0nzider tthe future ramificati0nz 0f it? examp|e. y0u prevent a dead ttree fr0m being cut d0wn. |ater tthiz ttree catchez fire. it actz az kind|ing tt0 burn tthe f0rezt. y0ur acti0nz. n0 matter h0w m0ra||y c0rrect tthey zeem. may have c0nzequencez in tthe future. y0u are |ike|y puzhing 0ff tthe bad tthingz f0r |ater. [END MESSAGE]

woah holy shit you would be amazing fodder how permanently can you die in defense of someone helpless not in the face of real danger like think a four door sedan or a convertible hurtling forward towards an unprotected innocent and yet bam the car still kills you heroic self sacrifice is the most op shit you can do undoes any death and makes it about you ive decided its perfect down to every last minute detail

Thassa bit ominous yanno?

I CLEARLY MEANT MY CALLIOPE ARE YOu BEING DuMB ON PuRPOSE

THATS NOT HOW HALVES WORK NOR HOW CHERuBS WORK EITHER I THINK I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SAY IM OFFENDED IN THIS SITuATION

I REFuSE TO BELIEVE THIS uNTIL ANY PROOF IS PROVIDED

Hey you jumped into the convo and threatened me

My tummy kind hurts.

@epicallyAwesome YOU. i am ponting aggressively can i hve some of yor blood i am a vampire OBVI and i fuckingg want sm

*turns you into a polyester edit*

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