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Tucks you into bed really tight so you can’t go anywhere or move regardless of what time it is.
When you have the strong need to go up to the person you like and bonk your head into their shoulder and smell them. Breathing in a scent that is all theirs. You know?
Baby cow is doing fine btw. Jade took her in, didn’t quite fit apartment living.
I still think I would look good with a long wizard beard. Give someone head with my wizard beard on.
No one is a fan of the wizard beard chit I made and that is quite humorous. Maybe you will see me in a wizard beard, out of powered spite.
Saw a chit calling Dirk, ‘Daddy Dirk’ and I am deeply humoured. That man shouldn’t be anyones daddy.
Pretend this is a post with a cat image in it. I do not want to go looking for one right now, I am occupied.
I just wanted to publicly announce that I am actually going to live forever. So I can keep my fish friend company for their entire life span.
Playing it insanely cool btw.
Sitting here all flattered, a certain someone wants to shove their paw right in my mouth, suck on it. We just met, how bold. Swooning.
If you were a worm, I’d use you as bait to go fishing.
You can judge me all you want for how I use “Dirks visage” but I can be worse with it. You haven’t seen anything yet.
hiii its me rox @voidArchitect lol i am setting up his acc with permission this is hal ofc and i thought it was cute to call him hal strider this is what he looks like
The amount of people that threaten to find a way to shut me down grows and somehow it’s always some version of Dave Strider. LMFAOO freaks.
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