hah i found this thing
@excellentSplendid
I'm not going to give you my name I just want my planet back
This site might be the last final bastion of free speech left and that really scares me
Because theyre fucking crazy and they think that the trolls are going to like cure cancer and shit
we have already made s+a+emen+s +ha+ hvmans shovld no+ engage in +ha+ sor+ of behavior. we canno+ con+rol +he ac+ions of individval hvmans, and if we /did/ +ha+ wovld cer+ainly be a problem, wovld i+ no+ be?
>> ¡ hate to ડay ¡t but,, ¡f you are a11 ડt¡11 ડtrugg1¡ng w¡th cancerડ, they probab1y can he1p you. Th¡ડ ¡ડn't often ડometh¡ng we a¡1 from.
HEy you know if you didnt land here and start going on about creating a one world government where everything is going to become a "peaceful utopia" NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED. YOU KNOW THAT. RIGHT? THAT BLOOD IS ON YOUR HANDS. Either go the fuck away, and take your army with you, and live with your actions for the rest of your pathetic life, or go on and see what this road will do to you. power corrupts.
>> ¡ can try to ta1k to them, to outreach and med¡ate but ¡ don't be1¡eve there'ડ any way ¡ cou1d get them to fu11y reડc¡nd the¡r operat¡onડ from read¡ng the m¡ડડ¡on ડtatementડ, ¡t doeડ ડeem 1¡ke the¡r ¡ntent¡onડ are genera11y to a¡d your p1anet to proડper¡ty. ha1t¡ng the effectડ of c1¡mate change and cur¡ng Human Cancer ડoundડ 1¡ke a boon for your c¡v¡1¡zat¡on, doeડ ¡t not?
i never said every+hing was going +o be perfec+. i covld go away, and +ake +his army wi+h me, and comple+ely abscond from every+hing. i covld do +ha+. and i covld leave yovr people +o slowly die from clima+e change. +ha+ +he science, YOVR science, AND my science agrees is happening. yov can vndergo an ex+inc+ion of YOVR making. +ha+ YOVR people are responsible for. and yov can live +hrovgh +ha+, and +he descen+ of yovr species +ha+ yov do no+ wan+ +o see. and I DON'+ WAN+ +O SEE I+ EI+HER. viole+bloods are powerfvl beings, and i covld no+ go on a nigh+ longer living wi+h +he fac+ +ha+ i covld change socie+y for +he be++er and no+ do any+hing abov+ i+. i like +his plane+. +HA+ is why i am doing wha+ i am doing. i WAN+ +o see yovr people visi+ +he s+ars and see o+her plane+s and galaxies and vniverses. i WAN+ a good rela+ionship be+ween +rolls and hvmans. becavse i like yovr species. don'+ frame +his as me doing some horrible genocidal shi+ when yov're +he ones slowly choking on yovr own exhavs+ fvmes.
Oh, so youre doing this because youre really nice and youre awesome and cool and because humans suck, right? Because we're all going to die and we need YOUR help??? Fuck you. Just go fuck yourself, on live television. Everyone is already posting about how youre a fucking dumbass cosplaying loser on live TV who just stares at their phone 24/7.I hate the problems of the world too. HUMANS should be the ones to figure it out
Yeah, sure its so fucking awesome. Theres this whole thing in my universe at least, a story about what the Condesce did to Earth. She eradicated humanity over time. Now I know it was a warning
>> ¡ am fam¡1¡ar w¡th Her ¡mper¡ouડ Condeડcenડ¡on, ડhe ¡ડ a h¡ડtor¡ca11y ડ¡gn¡f¡cant terror and ¡ don't b1ame you for be¡ng fearfu1. ¡ tru1y do not be1¡eve my fr¡end wou1d be capab1e of ડuch abડtract crue1ty. But ¡ do not be1¡eve, ¡f they d¡d, that a11 other tro11ડ wou1d be ent¡re1y accept¡ng of ¡t. ¡f th¡ngડ beg¡n to 1ook b1eak, ¡ w¡11 ડee ¡f our Preડ¡dent Barack Tro11bama cou1d do ડome ¡ntermed¡at¡on and end the crue1ty.
I came into this world as a reject look into these eeeeeyes then you see the size of the flames!!!!
I really hope there are cool trolls around because i am on #substance s and i think that would be a nice idea in these trying times.
Okay so now that my planet is invaded by trolls maybe can like someone help me from here un-invade it because this is really getting scary now
They're talking about homestuck on the news and like talking about how the troll emperor of alternifuckistan is talking to the president and world leaders. Hahah he has to talk to TRUMP. Okay that is actually a punsihment too
I thought you were doing important things?? But I just saw you on tv looking at your phone!!! Fucking dipshit!!!!!!!!!
yoU shoUld... probably keep the H word to a minimum on here? it might Upset the balance of things. even now, my eyes gloss over it, as though i'm not meant to know what it is! i'll even likely forget this whole interaction... which is not pleasant!
You know a troll came into my universe and then invaded it!!! It's not my fault that reality is bending in weird ways. I'm trying to be nice to you because you're not mean and you probably have nothing to do with this but it's a lot to deal with right now. I'm erally sorry
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It's a really messed up situation and I am using #substance s at the momemnt so maybe when I awaken it willl be some real weird dream I had.
I'm gonna troll your stupid fucking site and get back at it for what your people are doing to my planet right now!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!! FUCK YOU!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!
HAHAH DUDE BROGUHT ANEDREW HUSSIE TO THE WHITE HOUSE AND THEY LOOK LIKE THEY WANTS TO #cw-self-harm HAHAHAHAHAHAJ YOU ARE SO FUCKING DUMB I FEEL BAD FOR THEM RIGHT NOW
+hey are one of my cons+i+ven+s. i have learned from @barackObama many +hings.
as a poli+ician yov have +o work wi+h people yov may no+ like in order +o do wha+ is bes+ for yovr cons+i+ven+s.
YOU INVADED MY PLANET WITHOUT MY CONSENT OR THE CONSENT OF ANYONE FUCK YOU AND DIE.
It's such a joke oh my god even trump looks like he doesnt want to be there. I cant even say i feel bad for that asshole but god
TROLLS JUST INVADED MY FUCKIN PLANET AND I JUST FOUND OUT WHERE YOU ALL COMMUNICATE NO FUCKIN WAY
Okay i think the verdict is You think I'm a fucking moron You know about the Condesce. Right? RIGHT? YOU KNOW WHAT SHE DID??? FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SEADWELLER PIECE OF SHIT. AND EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S COMING TOO. DON'T PRETEND IT WASN'T ALL PREDICTED!!!
c< OKay, swag, yOu areNt uNcONsciOusly warpiN reality, aNyway, id recOMMeNd yOu taKe up tHe viOlet's Offer, He's NOt actually plaNNiN ON HurtiN aNyONe >c
"WHAT [THE CONDESCE] DID" IS BE A SIGNIFICANTLY BETTER ALTERNATIVE TO FEFERI. PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT THE MANNER IN WHICH LIVING ON ALTERNIA SUCKS IS ONE THAT IT IS POSSIBLE TO FIGHT WITH YOUR OWN PERSONAL WEAPONS AND PSIONICS. BEFORUS, ON THE OTHER HAND, WAS JUST MISERABLE, AND I'M GLAD IT'S GONE.
PAUSE. I SKIMMED OVER YOUR CHITS. BECAUSE THERE ARE SO FUCKING MANY OF THEM AND THERE'S NOT MUCH OF VALUE TO BE FOUND THERE. BUT I WILL NOT HEAR THIS DISRESPECT FOR THE PITCH QUADRANT. HUMANS HAVE KISMESISSITUDE TOO, DIPSHIT. IT'S THE VERY FOUNDATION OF YURI. DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO THE GIRLS ON THE LOGO OF YOUR "DYNASTY SCANS" ARE? TOUHOU PROJECT CHARACTERS, NAMED HOURAISAN KAGUYA AND FUJIWARA NO MOKOU. THE PLATONIC IDEAL OF A PITCH RELATIONSHIP, AND HUMANS WROTE THEM ON THEIR OWN WITHOUT ANY INTERFERENCE.
WHAT I AM TALKING ABOUT, IS THE FACT THAT. THE IDEA THAT "HUMANS CAN ONLY EXPERIENCE FLUSHED ROMANCE AND DON'T HAVE THE OTHER QUADRANTS" IS A COMPLETE MISCONCEPTION. LARGELY SPREAD BY VERBOSE SPIDERS WITH TOO MUCH TIME ON THEIR HANDS. NOT ONLY ARE YOU PEOPLE IN FACT CAPABLE OF EXPERIENCING ALL FOUR QUADRANTS. BUT ALL FOUR ACTIVELY APPEAR WITHIN YOUR LITERARY TRADITIONS. AND ARE INDEED COMMONPLACE. "AROMANTIC" HUMANS WHO CAN'T DO FLUSHED ROMANCE. OFTEN SEEK PALE RELATIONSHIPS INSTEAD. AND CALIGINOUS RELATIONSHIPS. ARE MORE COMMON AMONG HUMANS THAN YOU'D LIKE TO ADMIT. EVEN IF THEY'RE NOT SOCIALLY MANDATED THE WAY THEY ARE ON ALTERNIA, OR THE WAY FLUSHED RELATIONSHIPS ARE ON EARTH. REFERRING TO BLACKROM AS "THE STUPID FUCKING ABUSIVE LOVE THING" IS GROUNDS TO ACTUALLY KILL YOU IN REAL LIFE. GIVEN THAT YOU'RE AWARE OF MY FRIEND MEENAH'S EXPLOITS, I TRUST YOU KNOW WHAT MY ALTERNIAN COUNTERPART WAS KNOWN FOR? WELL, EVEN IF YOU DON'T, THERE ARE AT LEAST THREE OF HER WHO ACTIVELY POST ON THIS WEBSITE. THE POINT STANDS. I'LL FUCKING DO IT. DON'T TEST ME.
I last tried to actually read homestuck in like 2017 don't take it so seriously. It has its moments but i kinda gave up in act 5. So I got to the quadrants and like reading back it's so fucking silly it's amazing. And now like trolls are actually on my planet so I guess maybe saying that is racist now? But too bad, they are taking over my planet so fuck them!!!
WELL MAYBE INSTEAD OF ACTING LIKE SOME ORANGE GUY ON A MOON IS YOUR ONLY SOURCE FOR CULTURAL RESEARCH. YOU CAN JUST BROWSE THIS WEBSITE. DID YOU KNOW THAT IT HAS A SEARCH BAR? OF COURSE YOU DIDN'T. BECAUSE ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS YOUR ONE-SIDED BEEF WITH ONE SINGLE VIOLET. AS MUCH AS I AM LOATHE TO ADMIT IT. MY ANCESTOR, WHOSE POSTS YOU CAN FIND AT https://chittr.ing/profile/archiveAddict, TYPING OUT THE FULL URL SO THAT I DON'T PING HER, IS ACTUALLY A PRETTY GOOD WRITER. JUST SCROLL THROUGH HER PROSE. AND BECOME ENLIGHTENED. YOUR IGNORANCE IS YOUR OWN FAULT. I BELIEVE THE HUMAN SAYING IS. #GITGUD.
I'll take a closer look once the whole my planet is being invaded by some fish asshole thing begins to simmer down