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Wh4t if we were to grind our girl8ulges together while snorting e4ch others spit----sl4thered tits???? Ever think 48out th4t one,,,, HUH???? #nsfw
found a fascinating new app to add to my hooman app device they call phoo-ne which is frankly idiotic it should be called ear-mouth-think-machine-for-stupid-hooman-brains.b4 (because everyone knows the bee stands for beest) it is also populated with trolls, juvenile name lacks the proper cadence they could use a softer pronunciation! Like us … glorps … it is not stupid it’s royal and interesting!! there will be more to come but for now I have to scroll this app using my fingers like a hooman ARGHHS
oh I almost forgot my nightly "oh I'm so fightable" chit. I am. you should.
i need a decisi0n t0 be made react with a <3 if i sh0uld d0 it react with a <3< if i sh0uldnt d0 it #vaguep0sting
concept: the way she can lift you up without breaking a sweat the feeling of her hand sliding over the small of your back to lead you through a door peeking at her happy trail when she lifts her arms to stretch how she gives you her coat when its cold her pictures from the gym all sweaty and tired with a smug smile on her face her dirty hands the way she holds the scuttlebuggy door open for you the way she spreads her legs when she sits the look of her chapped lips wrapping around a cigarette filter her loud laughter how she runs through the rain as its acidity burns through her clothes to bring the scuttlebuggy around so you dont ruin your dress her learning how to cook with you because she likes when you wear that frilly apron how she doesnt ask questions and knows how to take control watching her roll her sleeves up over her forearms before getting to work her cologne "thats my pretty girl" she says as she gets down on her scuffed knees (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #nsfw, wlw, #rankworks, yuriposting, butchbait, archive rating: M)
THATS SO MUCH WORSE!
Maybe I Should Embroider A Lark Onto One Of My Shirts Given The Nickname.
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