natlia
@extremeMasquerade
lm4o get lo$t 4$$hole
$o why 4re people giving tho$e fucking coldblood$ their 4ddy$? give em to me in$te4d! ill hold onto em for $4fe keeping.
*Hssssst* {〷} *hθθθθθtt* {〷} dettttri 7uθ, coordinatttteθ: 29°51.9' n / 147°57.6' w and moθttttly becauθe if anyone acttttually comeθ outttt tttto tttthiθ ttttraθhheap of a planetttt, i'm gonna be θomewhatttt impreθθed. €〱 *paah* €〱 *paah*
^^ Tch, I already made this joke. ^^
https://media1.tenor.com/m/mm-jX0Be7TQAAAAC/kill-bill-lucy-lui.gif
I THINK CUTTING SOMEONE OPEN IS ROMANTIC :o) #NSFW #NSFWE #GORE #VIVISECTION
✨🍭🕷️ me when im trying to shoot my shot with the doctor who's about to do my surgery 🕷️🍭✨
DONT WORRY. I WASN'T BEING SERIOUS. I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO A MEDICULLER IN MY LIFE.
⚡TRAIGHT UP GU⚡⚡LING ⚡O MANY VOLT⚡ OF ELECTRICITY RIGHT NOW HOLY ⚡HIT
I'M ⚡O FUCKING HUNGRY RIGHT NOW BITCH LET ME DRAIN A⚡ MUCH POWER A⚡ I WANT
he4vy n4t$ lol #n$fw http$://cdn.imgche$t.com/file$/c9b4434d0664.jpg
:33< meow!!!
:33< and i always will!!!
let me hump your boot like 4 $tupid mutt #n$fw
Alright
Cod, my body feels all )(ot and tingly... please don't tell me t)(is is t)(e start of my estrus cycle, I can't take anot)(er week off work! Won't someone fuck my brains out and save me from t)(is?! 3X| #nsfw #deletelater
We 8oth know deletion is off the records.
Got you, boo #nsfw
I can't t)(ink straig)(t rig)(t now, sorry! Not unless you're willing to drop your pants and satisfy me!!
Too slow, better luck next time!
Hm, prepare yourself. I'll 8e at the hive shortly.
What a shame
Never in a million sweeps 3BP
No! I )(ave a matesprit and kismesis and I do naut need any )(elp! And I especially do not need a one nig)(t stand wit)( a wiggler)(ood friend!!!! It would just be weird 3X|
i need to climb 4 clown like 4 tree #n$fw
I wo+n't apo+lo+gize fo+r blatant #nsfw flirting and po+st-liking. I kno+w what I am.
I think yo+u kno+w I have.
Thank yo+u.
Then yo+u kno+w exactly what I want.
I'll give yo+u anything yo+u want, yo+u/me. I'm sure yo+u kno+w where yo+u can reach me to+ discuss this mo+re.
I wo+uld much rather yo+u co+me to+ heel.
...O+o+h. Hm. Alright, just fo+r yo+u.
i love what you are :3
Thank yo+u, puppy. <3
c-can you say "my puppy" instead?.....
O+f co+urse. Let me try again. Thank yo+u, my puppy. <3
:33< evil bog witches always saying shit like "i purrse mew so mew can only say nonsense and lies fur all of epurrnity" :33< like i was gonna do that anyaways holehead!
"your brow$er i$ deprec4ted" i PROMISE it$ not 4ctu4lly
EVERYTIME SOMEONE POSTS A GRUBTUBE MUSIC LINK AND IT SAYS "YOUR BROWSER IS DEPRECIATED" I LOSE A LITTLE BIT MORE SANITY.
:33< they call my clawmputpurr scooby doo beclaws its a meowstpurry meowchine
ii aam glaad there'ss aan unquiirk button 4 ssome of y'aall becaausse ssome of you haave aatrociiouss quiirkss. aabssolutely fuckiing heiinouss.
I am going to find a suitable blunt object. And then I am going to kill him with it.
Slander. Libel. Slander and libel. Libel and slander.
It (an't be slan/)err, be(ause it is wrritten. An/) it isn't libel, be(ause it is only spe(ulation! C:C
I’ll figure out a charge for you. One day.
ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!!!!
Hee hee, you pit(h playerrrr! I /)on't min/) too mu(h. You gotta trrrry harrrr/)errrr than that, afterrrr all!
+ 50 NO + 50 NOPE + 50 CATEGORICALLY NO + 50 WRONG + 50 I DON’T THINK SO
Hee hee, ok! I'm not the type to push flirrting on someone who /)oesn't want it on(e they've turrne/) me /)own, even if it IS tempting to keep teasing you.
Right. Ahem. Much appreciated.
I'm #nookmaxxing RN #nsfw
Save Some For The Rest Of Us You Maniac
What exactly do+es that entail? I'd lo+ve to+ kno+w. #nsfw
X My inner woman of science wants to see what happens if we give you an aphrodisiac #substance #nsfw x
I'm "MaxxinG" My "NooK" WitH ThiS "DildO" I "HavE." #nsfw
X Hmu in my dms if you ever want some x
That clears it up. Do+ let me kno+w if yo+u're ever lo+o+king fo+r so+mething a little mo+re than a to+y to+ help yo+u 'no+o+kmaxx', yeah? I'll happily pro+vide. #nsfw
when someone both likes and hates one of my chitts it feels like theyre just asking to makeout with me
someone liked and hated this one... hello
ThE ConcepT Of RagebaitinG SomeonE So HarD TheY HatE-FucK YoU 'TiL You'rE A WhininG MesS #nsfw
a+. if the7 don't get there the first time 7ou keep egging them on
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