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(｡╯︵╰｡) It turns out there's a lot of mean people on the internet... (｡╯︵╰｡) People who scorn you, reject you, try to make you think your crush totally doesn't want you... (｡╯︵╰｡) But...But but but!!! ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆ Just like when you get a mean comment on your SlayO3 fics ♫ ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆ And just like when your lusus tells you to clean your room ♫ ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆ You just have to persevere!!! ♫ ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆ Fall back on your husbandos!!!! ♫ ☆*:.｡.o(≧▽≦)o.｡.:*☆ Live life and love!!! ♫
d/dx [ ! am five seconds away from hurling this goddamn stapler into someone's face. Why is everyone in this building constantly doing their best impressions of the Troll Three fucking ∫tooges? This is why ! only speak to my own goddamn department. #∆t-least-they're-tolerable-to-be-around. #∇iolence. ]
you know someone pulled some bs a+ work when im empa+hizing w my grumpies+ coworker lmao #workdrama? #ig?
welp to sleep i go cya tomorrow guys dont do anything fun without me wonk
q9: kd: "how often you jackin off (its lowk not enough)" karmaaaa cmonnn daawwwgg heheh. siigh FIIINEE guess ill just copy and paste my DUUMBAAASS answer to the same question for the THIRD TIME :P "aahh the day old question. yknow i obv did expect this question to be sent my way lmao. anyways outright jacking off could be like. three, four separate times a day? five if im feeling especially frisky. times i cum a day though? that's a whole other story, hoo-wee" tbf each separate time just takes a lot of hours in the day usually lmfao. which is why the times i cum is different q10: ;) —— Missie <3 —— :P: ";) —— Heyyy, hOw are yOu? ;) —— :P" heyy giirll hehe. im fine! like i said on an earlier post, i just kinda spent the whole day being lazy af. woke up almost at noon too, how scandalous! in all honesty im feelin pretty sleepy so im likely to just go to sleep once more after this. shrug
c< if i had to be honest? i think sometimes i hate what weve become! im glad we have though! weve met so many wonderful friends! made such wonderful relationships blossom! doesnt stop the hatred though! >c
ʚ( Visiting S♡me♡ne ♡n Alternia...!!! )ɞ
It's like nny job is trying to keep nne fronn ever nnaking friends or really any nneaningful connections.
I Need A Big, Beefy, Beautiful Older Man That Looks Like He's My Sugar Daddy To Be My Sugar Baby
၄⋆၃ would you allow me to "rizz you up" as the humans say alright xool here we go PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEA
thank's, hope the rest of your day goe's well dude
goddddddjacking off rn was soo goood i had such good turnout with hawt people in my dms and everythinggg <33 i gotta be confident+desperate more often! #nsfw
i mean i think plenty of people actually knew that. :p
WHO KNEW DOMMING IS KINDA FUN #NSFW
Gotta f1gure out how to get those homosexual l1l badges and 1cons so 1 can showcase my gay nonsense to the r1ght gay crowd
currently got like six hot peeps in my dms freaknastying it up so clearly not
it's 6onna be of terrible sCenery instead
can we change freaknasty sunday to freaknasty month
falling asleep cuddled up with someone you like is very nice. i really need to do it more.
ʚ( W♡w... I'm A Bit P♡pular.... Ehheh.... )ɞ
would you put your minecraft respawn requipping station next to mine?
EVERYONE WHO IS HOT EVER GO INTO MY DMS NOWWWWWWWWWW
“DMS”: DEEP MṴRKY SEDIMENT. IT IS OPEN FOR ALL. IT IS SO COMFY IN HERE
ʚ( An♡ther "mmmmwah" F♡r The Timeline <3 )ɞ
this.music.is.wonderful im.so.thankful.to.have.the.ears.to.hear.it
every.night.i.remind.myself.its.important.to.be.kind
c< OH, rigHt, ON tHe subject Of #sicKNastysuNday, ill be busy, but, ill MaKe a NOte 4 future Me 2 gO get Her bacK blOwN Out Or sOMetHiNg #Nsfw >c
〔•෴•〕 < Why is a white board an office favorite? Because it's re-markable! / *yuck, yuck!*
ʚ( ❤︎kay I'm D♡ne S♡aking F♡r N♡w. F♡rg♡t H♡w Nice It Was T♡ G♡ T♡ A Bath H♡use... Even With All The ♡gling Fr♡m My Subjects. #suggestive )ɞ
c< ....i sHOuld gO sailiNg wHeN i get bacK.... >c