Falice Demode
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Why not take luck into your own hands? she/her
[569] One for two special on slitherfang oil tonight only! Get yours while supplies last generous benefactors!
Well with this in mind I don't think I'll believe you so probably not. Unless you are willing to listen to my purchase proposition.
[291] Why. Yes. I. Would. Love. To. Hear. Your. Purchase. Proposition. Generous. Benefactor.
I will place three slips of paper into three cups. Two of them will be different degrees of lowballed prices and one of them will be a multiple of your sale price. Then I will move the cups around and allow you to pick one, and I will pay whatever price you land.
[429] I would make a counter offer. I'm the saleswoman, so it only makes sense for me to be the one to move the cups around.
Please, allow me to take care of the cup handling. I'm sure it takes a lot of work finding and holding such fine wares, the least I could do is take a bit of the pressure off your hands and manage this little task myself. You get the fun part of picking your cup without the hassle of scattering it!
[444] Generous benefactor! Such consideration moves me deeply. Tell you what, four cups: One highball, one normal price, one lowball, and one for free. I mix up the cups, and you choose! What do you say?
Would you do me the courtesy of letting me set the cups up?
[428] Well, if you must. Though I must speak out of turn and say I do not approve.
I think we're both getting what we want the most out of this.
⧃ Chittr is a terrible influence on me. I need to take a week or two in a space with exclusively fellow businesstrolls to regain a little bit of myself.
[225] Exactly right! Shame there's not a conference coming up soon.
⧃ Something to keep in mind is that there is always a conference coming up. Tomorrow night I'll be attending the Western Alternian Tri-Lunar's Eve High Society Conference of Likeminded Individuals
[139] My invite must have gotten lost in the mail for that one. Hope it's a good time for you though.
What I need is to confide in someone with no ulterior motives like money, sex, fame or beauty. Someone with a heart designed to beat for the greatest of good. I thought I'd found someone, but I don't believe gamblers have pure souls, so I am back to square one.
[814] Seems a bit harsh generous benefactor.
I find that being unsatisfied with what you have can lead you to lose sleep.
[532] Not being satisfied with what you have is how anything improves. Do you think those of yesternight were satisfied with falling to the diseases we have cures for tonight?
[319] Hm, I suppose I can see that. It's meant to be both triple 7s and three cards though.
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[333] Alright we've got a guitarist and someone who can't play. We're like most of the way there I think.
[555] Mi amor finds it charming, and I'm nothing if not a charmer.
I love when small businesses apologize for having slow service. Never apologize. I will attack any customer that is mean to you.
[239] While appreciated, please do not assault the clientele generous benefactor.
[831] Generous benefactors, we have a buy one get one sale running on all tonics! Be sure to get yours while supplies last!
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[135] Which is why you have to yell over me? Sure. Generous benefactors I'll trust you to make the right judgement for your caegars.
Im not addicted to gambling im addicted to hope and theres just plain and square nothing wrong with that.
[813] You wanna go all in so bad right now.
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[283] Ah but it is such a pretty mask is it not? Come on, don't think you can win with the hand you're dealt?
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