Falice Demode
@fortunesFavored
Why not take luck into your own hands? she/her
[722] Hello generous benefactors! I've gotten my hands on some genuine ancient alternian artifacts. Dating back nearly 2,000 sweeps! They could be yours if you've got the caegera though.
[821] Of course to some of my generous benefactors I understand this isn't that long of a time, and to you I'd say to just consider it a novelty item.
[726] I'm glad you asked generous benefactor! Now obviously due to their age and rarity they're going to be on the more expensive side. But I always do right by my cuatomers, so the ballpark is around 10k to 100k caegers depending on the item.
[ Might I inquire the origin and cu|ture items within 10k-40k range, then. ]
[492] Of course! Those items generally belong to the ancient warrior class of the gladitorus, warriors whose job it was to perform combat for the then Empress The Imperator. It mostly consists of swords and spears, but there's a couple helmets as well.
I used To do This Too. PiCked up ArTifACTs from AbAndoned ruins while I explored And AfTer some reseArCh sold Them. You're doinG Awesome, keep iT up
[218] Thank you generous benefactor! Always nice to hear as an aspiring businesswoman!
[328] Hello, I found buried treasure in the middle of the desert, but I need your help to get it out. Please my friend, help me and I will repay you a thousandfold. I understand not everyone can though, so I hope this finds you well. Inquire below.
[663] I require 14,846 caegers to get this to a reputable buyer. When I get this all sold I will send you your share of the treasure (about 100,000k if I had to estimate)
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[621] Not thr point generous benefactor, the point is these WILL make you cry if needed! How many can I put you down for?
owo okayyyyy but how much am I going to sob and weep and wail like are we talking gallons or what cause I need gallons uwu
[313] That's the beauty of it! It depends on how much you apply! If you need gallons you will HAVE gallons!
[581] Now I will admit for the standard model no, but for an up-charge anything is possible.
owo anya!thiiiing? can you make them have cute kitty stamps on them? how much will that cost? uwu
[399] About a five caeger increase per unit I'd imagine, but I'd have to check with suppliers first.
owo Okay that’s reasonya!able. I’ll take fifty. All with stamps. Just show me where to pay. uwu
[777] Wonderful choice generous benefactor! I'll be in the markets this Friday through Sunday, I'll have your order prepared for pick up and payment then!
[318] Along with all my other goods and services I also provide... "Problem" solving. If you have a "problem" in your life I will take it out for you. It's more expensive than anything else I do, but that's the price for quality help.
[729] They may call me a liar a cheat and a fraud. But you know what they never call me? Chopped. #stayblessed
[328] Opening a betting pool for fight night, I don't exactly have permission so keep it quiet okay?
[922] Shitty gacha game... didn't give me my five star... now I have to wait for the rerun...
[189] Who wants to purchase legitimate goods? Exchange currency for items?! I've got items if you've got currency!
[831] Come one come all! For a limited time only I've got an exceedingly rare shipment come in, from the far reaches of Northern Alternia my team has found the mythical wellspring of life! So, for a limited time only I am selling that bounty to YOU dear reader at an excruciatingly cheap price! Just 500 Caegers and you (yes you!) could have your very own bottle of wellspring water! Act now because supplies ARE limited and in my experience these things sell out fast!
[498] I'm glad you asked my inquiring mind. A smart consumer should always know exactly what they're getting! The wellspring water seems like any ordinary water at first glance, however the minerals and location of the spring give it rejuvenating properties! Just a little drink will leave you refreshed and ready to take on the night. (For best consumption practices take once a day and keep chilled)
.o°kay but this d.o°es n.o°t interest my maj.o°r interest is it naturally h.o°t c.o°ld flav.o°rful bubbly flat what?
[332] My apologies dearest benefactor! It's uh, it's water. It has the properties of water. It's naturally room temperature, and tastes like mineral-y water. It is flat.
.o°kay thank y.o°u uninterested then g.o°o.d luck with y.o°ur sales fell.o°w entrepreneur