Neophyte "Meoutside" Redglare
@gallowsCastigate
L3t's b4l4nc3 th3 sc4l3s. >:] / L3g1sl4c3r4tor
3v3ryth1ng 1 h4v3 v4gu3d of b3for3 must b3 d1sr3g4rd3d 4nd n3v3r m3nt1on3d 4g41n. 1n f4ct, 1 h4v3 n3v3r v4gu3post3d 1n my l1f3.
Time I utilise the search function under 'v4gu3post' then.
Th4t w1ll not b3 n3c3ss4ry.
Revolting plague upon my sight already.
Oh. You'r3 b4ck.
Why remain in a settlement where the shops stock only dross, surrounded 8y people of an equally hollow cali8er? I migr8ted toward more fertile ground, doing what any sensi8le person does when a venture turns arid.
4nd y3t you'v3 stumbl3d 4cross pl4gu3 1n n3w t3rr1tory. How gru3ll1ng. >:]
This is 8y no means virgin territory; it is 8urdened 8y history, mirroring the senescence of the crone presently addressing me.
4s ch33ky 4s 4lw4ys, 4r3n't you?
D41ly r3m1nd3r th4t 1 4m un4bl3 to SM3LL, 1 4m not bl1nd. Th4nk you.
M4N, SM3LL1NG 1S SUCH 4 N1C3 TH1NG. 1 TH1NK 1'D B3 SUP3R UPS3T 1F 1 COULDN'T SN1FF... MY CONDOL3NC3S.
1t 1s f1n3. Pyr4lsp1t3 h4s t4ught m3 m4ny th1ngs. 1 w4s t4ught to 3nh4nc3 my oth3r s3ns3s, so th3r3 1s no n33d to sm3ll 4nymor3 for m3.
WO4H! PYR4LSP1T3 T4UGHT M3 HOW TO V13W TH3 WORLD THROUGH SN1FF1NG 4ND L1CK1NG... OUR LUS11 SUR3 D1D T34CH US D1FF3R3NT W4YS TO US3 OUR D1S4B1L1T13S.. 4ND HON3STLY, TH4T M4K3S US B4D4SS.
1nd33d. >:] W3 k1ck 4ss, too.
GOG. 1 LOV3 SM3LL1NG 4ND CONDUCT1NG 1NT3RROG4T1ONS. G3TT1NG 4 WH1FF OF HOW TH3Y SQU1RM. SW34T. L13 D3SP3R4T3LY 1N 4N 4TT3MPT TO 4VO1D TH3 1N3V1T4BL3. UNT1L YOU GR4C1OUSLY PUT TH3M OUT OF TH31R M1S3RY V14 D3L1V3R1NG TH31R S3NT3NC3. 1T'S ON3 OF TH3 TH1NGS TH4T M4K3S M3 F33L TH3 MOST 4L1V3. 1T 4LW4YS H4S B33N, 4ND 4S F4R 4S 1 C4N T3LL, 1T 4LW4YS W1LL B3.
1 4m so proud.
Someone put on their application "ALSO IF YOU DO NOT ACCEPT ME!!! YOU HATE WOMEN!!!!" I don't think that's how this works. My Cabinet is mostly women.
H3llo. 1 4m on3 of th3m.
oh shiiit wait i had somefin important to do. ok. imma ST-EP OUT of prison for like a minute. just pike a few minutes then ill come back ok? we all clear on that? aight cool
You c4n't just ST3P out.
.✦ ݁˖ 𑄝੭ 1 FUCKF1N6 ZUCK 4T CH3ZZ 𑄝੭ .✦ ݁˖
Most p3opl3 suck 4t ch3ss.
I just want to get your attention. I, Barak Trollbama, have been asked to return to the Gray House by none other than @cuttlefishCuller herself. Thankfully, she has voluntarily submitted to a lifelong sentence in federal prison. Her only request of keeping her palmhusk will be honored. There will, of course, be changes to my administration; many resigned under Meenah’s rule. TO THE CABINET, for those of you who would like to return, you may. However, to those of you who would like to take a step away from politics, I understand completely. Many of you are still on PTO—I encourage you to enjoy it to it's fullest. Those who do not wish to return may alert me, or a member of my staff, and I will do my best to honor your wishes in the timely manner. TO MY CONSTITUENTS, I thank you all for your patience in this trying time. I understand there was much turmoil, fear, and instability. I assure you, that will be rectified as soon as possible. Please feel free to message me directly about any concerns you may have. Let me be clear: Daddy's home. Thank you. YOUR PRESIDENT, Barak Trollbama
.......... 1 would l1k3 to r3g41n my pos1t1on 4g41n, 1f you w1ll h4v3 m3 4g41n. >:]
Of course. I would be honored.
Fuck y3s.
IS IT TIME TO SHOW SOME FUCKING SKIN? #nsfw
Wh4t. Why would you show sk1n.
Just lost d3v4st4t1ngly 1n ch3ss, t4k1ng 1t out on 3v3ryon3 3ls3. Pr3p4r3 to d13.
i dont wanan fite u can we jst drink wine instead? #substances
Wh4t typ3 of w1n3 do you pr3f3r. #subst4nc3s
looooove a good rose or any sweet wine <3
1 w1ll 4llow th1s 1f you w1ll h4v3 m3.
yeah ofc! mi casa es su casa <3 or whatever teh phrase is
1 do not know wh4t th4t m34ns. But 1 4cc3pt th1s gr4c1ously. >:]
basically u can come over anttime bby!
1 would 3njoy th1s. Th4nk you. 4n off3r 1'll 3v3ntu4lly t4k3 up. B3c4us3 you s33m pl34s4nt.
thinking_about_committing_crimes_:)
1nt3r3st1ng.
“I don’t argue to prove myself right. I knew I was wrong twenty minutes ago, now I’m just arguing to piss you off.” - The average argument with half of my Cabinet.
Th1s 1s 4ll th3 t1m3.
1'm pl4y1ng #Ch3ss wh1l3 th3 r3st of you 4r3 pl4y1ng #Ch3ck3rs.
You don't want to play chess with me
1 do.