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IDK WHO U R TALKING ABT BUT NO!!! UR NEVER A FOOL 4 MIZZING ANYONE
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CABINET APPLICATIONS I will be reviewing applications to my Cabinet throughout next week. While the applications remain open 24/7, they are very selective. That being said, any who wish to join are encouraged to apply, and I will do my best to respond within a reasonable timeframe. The list of current Cabinet members on the site is not accurate; we no longer have a Sec of Homeland Security, as she recently staged a coup. This position is open. To any applying, I would like to encourage you to please review the filled positions. Any application for an already filled position will be disregarded. Applications, as well as the list of current Cabinet members, can be found here: https://baraktrollbama.carrd.co/#apply Thank you for your time.
Due to unforseen circumstances ((I can't recover my mxrp password)) the #GreyHouseCookout is momentarily suspended. We will reschedule as soon as possible.
Says the one with the eyepatch, it seems that eye gave way 8ecause it did not want to 8e apart of your 8ody anymore.
https://i.postimg.cc/SK6ZL3s7/image-2026-05-12-182643714.png anautter dynamic duo down
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8last it.
Alright, we're all just going to be really really cool about a bunch of stuff really really quickly. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/raw%20fear.png
The bot is designed to listen to you, so I made the lil fella intelligent enough like a dog... sorry...
I am aware of the command "help me," I did not expect it to respond to my mutterings of "I'm going to die" while trying to complete the Wordl.
look just because i curled into the fetal position at the first sign of vwiolence does not mean i stood no chance
yknowv wvhat prison aint so bad some of these fellas are pretty nice, evwen got a sick tat from one of em
im proud to say iwve learned my lesson and im fully rehab- yes, im saying it, get that gun outta my face! ivwe learned my lesson and vwill nevwer... wvhat vwas it i did again? ovwwv, fuck, cmon, break a fevw more ribs vwhy dontcha?! vwait, no, that vwasnt an invwitation, please, stop, im just a boy- #vwiolence #statewviolence
this isnt howv i vwanted to be the main character of chittr also did you knovw that batons hurt really bad
hey vwhy are there police lights outside my hivwe haha
Harass my m8tesprit further and I shall see to it that not only the 8anner I fly is the sole skull and 8ones which rest atop its mast. #violence
don't look into it. don't do it. it's like a virus, you touch it once and you're infected. stay quarantined. :C3>
FLARP costume on the floor (Uh) (Ooh) Take it off for me, for me, for me, for me noww, girllllll - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
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β(Which I deserve.)Β²
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I have awakened to twenty two notific8tions from one specific individual. If only the Neophyte could finger me as fast as she has mastered the click 8utton. #nsfw
(( I don't want to fuel what is going on, but these random accusations from someone I don't even know is completely uncalled for. The evidence shown is from something Mindfang said IN CHARACTER THREE YEARS AGO. In character DOES NOT equal my OUT OF CHARACTER opinions. The context of that screenshot for those who have seen it is her talking about June's new name. Some information on my muse is that after she had gone through the grooming of Scratch she changed her name to Aranah. And there was a reoccurring theme where, whenever someone didn't like what she said, they would call her by Aranea, a name she no longer felt represented her and was associated with bad memories of her previous life where she had been groomed. So that message was her trying to point out that nobody seems to find an issue when they deadname her. The story that I wanted to tell was that anyone can change their name, trans, cis, people who went through abuse to help them find comfort in themselves and move onto the next chapter in their life. It's upsetting to see one message be twisted in the opposite message I wanted and then turned to attack who I am OOC. Mindfang was an alien, IC I wrote what she said in a more black and white way because she does not understand trans issues as an 18th century pirate. But she is not demeaning June's identity she was only pointing out the hypocrisy of muses who would deadname her. The other screenshot is of me and my friend's conversation being taken out of context. In the second screenshot I am having a conversation with my biologist trans friend. I honestly cannot tell you the context of where that conversation emerged from about chromosomes because it was 3 years ago, but it was never to attack trans women. I'm sorry that I had to bring this out right here, I'm shaking as I'm typing this because I would never want to exclude trans women or men, or anyone for that matter. I really just wanted to come here and roleplay with new people, from all different walks of life. It's upsetting to see so many people I enjoyed the writing of now block me because they were told in private messages out of context screenshots where I could not defend myself, or even explain the origins of them. And can people please stop turning this OOC issue into something your muse IC talks about. Please learn proper etiquette and how serious these allegations are. They are not a joke and I'm writing this in the midst of a panic attack. )) #ooc
Good evening, my cherished treasures. I have returned from quite the tempest.
I am saddened to announce the Yuri and the Yaoi have been banned by my team, and I am no longer allowed to interact with or encourage the spreading of these two. I apologize.
Ha Ha! Having a really nice day! #normal! I hope you all have a nice normal day too! #aprilnormalday
Allow me to reward you all with a picture upon the canvas of your imagin8tion. Envision yourself in the dim 8elly of a galleon, held fast 8y the sight of its Captain. She is all rugged command and fierce desire, pressing you against the unyielding 8ars of the 8rig in which you have 8een captured. The friction of her clothed thigh against you is a rough promise of the rutting to come. And in the dark, her whisper is 8oth threat and a seduction, declaring you the invalua8le treasure she will hoard for herself. I always seek new, little treasures. Could it 8e you? #nsfw
Ah, indeed. Thank you for jogging my memory. Please accept my sincere apologies for the a8rupt collision that sent you careening into a kiosk, and for the missed opportunity to press my full, formida8le presence upon your 8ody as a reminder of my undenia8le gravitas. Rest assured, should circumstances permit a future encounter, I shall linger a little longer to satisfy you further. #nsfw
do you believve that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars are you a idiot thats obvviously me ridin my sky horse embroiled in a deadly dogfight in the skies abovve
4s 1s h3r n4tur4l st4t3 of b31ng. 1 4m sorry to h34r.
oh my fuck, i cant handle dis, hold me radglr, im sick 2 my s2mach
:33< yo bestie did mew hear about what that purrson mew like said about mew? :33< they said mew fur hot as furk :33< <> mew s33
yOU got sOmE InsanE yUrI trAgEdy bEhInd this chit i can just tell. sAvE it for AnyonE ElsE i will not tAkE it sErioUsly right now lol
((... GUYS I FORGOT TO PUT HIS FRECKLES ON HIM IM GOING TO DIEEEE))
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it.... it was terrible..... i was there..... #ITSALLMYFAULT
troll celine dion did it i saw everything
(( Hey, I'm curious! How many of you HAVE or HAVE NOT read the intermission / remember the intermission that introduced leprechauns? (( Gimme a pity if you know The Felt or a mediate if you don't
i miss my rose
#didntevenhappen
yeah so fun fact #didntwin
you got me there. :o)
blankly staring at the wall π¦Ήf my respiteblπ¦Ήck
you think you're safe and then the first thing you read on this god forsaken platform is the president wanting to forcefully put you in therapy. no one's safe.
You might be cooked.
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I - see - ... - Good - luck - then! >
Good morning, all. Evening's press conference was a layup, as expected. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5c75c6a94a02.png
SIDEBAR! sure sure we've all heard the "look at my legislacerator dawg i am going to die" but be so honest. look at my client. how is any of that my fault
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! hey how can we get our client to stop fucking talking. im making really aggressive "SHUSH" gestures and miming beheading but he doesnt seem to have noticed and is still testifying and im not gonna lie gang this does suck for us in a major way
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